#incorrect quotes mcu

[floilee]

"Why do you ship-" That is exactly why.

[romanoffshouse]

Wanda: Did you get the eggs like I asked?

Y/N: Even better!

Wanda: What the fuck did you-

Y/N *holding up a chicken*: Her name is Fluffy.

[lalixlizzie]

Wanda: Wait, are you flirting with me?

Natasha: Have been for the past three years, but thanks for noticing.

[allthosepeopleilovetofangirlover]

Tony: You love me, right, Pepper? Pepper: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

[notsocynicalcyrus]

*Tony getting ring notification* Guys come look at this video of y/n! *recording shows y/n holding her dog out the door* Y/n: Look! There's nOtHiNg there for you to bark at! *moves her dog to the left* or over there! *moves dog to right* or here! So stop barking!

[highladyofterrasen7]

[yelenaenthusiast]

mansplain girlboss mallgoth gaybait manwhore

[traveller-of-the-knight]

*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*

[trickarrows-bishop]

[lives-in-midgard]

Y/N: Bye Bob!

Y/N: Bye Bucky!

Y/N: Bye Yelena!

Y/N: Bye John!

Y/N: Bye Ava!

Y/N: Bye Alexei!

Y/N: Bye Bob!

John: You said 'Bye Bob' twice.

Y/N: I really like Bob.

[hetaczechia]

Yelena, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Ava, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

John: What the fuck are you two doing?

Yelena: Playing systemic oppression.

[floilee]

Only for you, Kate. No for others.

[romanoffshouse]

Y/N: I don't really like people, but you're okay, I guess.

Natasha: I'm your girlfriend.

Y/N: Oh, so that's why.

Natasha:

[lalixlizzie]

Morgan: what's an orgasm?

Peter: when you fold paper to make birds and shit

Yelena: that's oregano, bitch

[lukas-dusk]

Bucky : I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

The thunderbolt : Awwww-

Bucky : And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

The thunderbolt : Oh.

[notsocynicalcyrus]

Y/n: I'm older! Morgan: I'm younger! Y/n: I'm taller! Morgan: I'm shorter! Y/n: I'm smarter! Morgan: I'm-! Morgan: Not falling for that