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The way they look at him can’t be described as one full of love. Mc doesn’t know how they feel about him. He comforted them and they had sex and stuff but they weren’t in a relationship. They weren’t even friends. “Hey Trey?”

“Yea?”

They didn’t really think that this part through. What was there to ask anyway? Their relationship wasn’t built off of communication it was really just physical.

“Do you want to end this before next year or…” they trailed off not knowing how to phrase the rest.

“We should probably start thinking about that.”

He was pretty, he also smiled a lot. Mc didn’t know how to feel about ending their fling. It made them feel kinda sick but maybe that was just the cafeteria food.

“I don’t really know what I want if I’m being honest.”

He smiled that stupid pretty smile.

“We still have a few months. It’s not like we have a deadline.”

An expected answer, it didn’t have to be detailed. They like the way he comforts them without speaking. The way he held them after sex. The aftercare was great too. It always felt so intimate even though they barely  knew anything about each other. They like a lot of things about Trey. But that doesn’t mean they like Trey ,right?

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Mc extremely sleep deprived laying on the floor: ughhhhhhhhhhh

Idia walks in (established friendship): What’s with you?

Mc: ? *looks over at him* !

Mc sitting up and pointing at him: IT HATSUNE MIKU!!!!

Azul: Holy shit I see it.

Idia: WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE?!

Azul sniffing sadly: How could you be so cruel to your dear,loyal friend?

Mc singing: Hatsune is a god. Miku is the something something.

Idia: GET OUT OF MY DORM YOUR SCARING THE INTROVERTS!!!!

Mc stumbling well getting up: Come on Azul we can’t disobey our lord and savior Hatsume Miku.

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Mc: I bet you’re parents never had to worry about the sex talk with you because they could tell that you wouldn’t get any.

Ace: You smell like wet dog!

Mc: At least I can get bitchs wet.

Ace:…

Ace: I can’t even really be mad.

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Mc:…

Ace:…

Mc: …Ace, what is this?

Ace: …Mac and cheese…

Mc:…

Mc: Is this the box kind?

Ace:…yes

Mc: Why is it red?

Ace:….

Ace: Red40 diet?

Mc:…

Mc proceeded to head-but Ace.

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Well you’re getting a follow for utterly unhinged dialogue. Respect. (Also no need to respond, your blog is giving social anxiety vibes.)

Have a motivational snail 🐌

1.) Thanks you girlypop

2.) I-

3.) I will serve and protect him as my God. I shall slay those who speak ill of his greatness. He demands destruction and death? Consider it done. He wants peace? I will build a kingdom with my own hands. My death and life are given to him. He is God. He is all.

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Mc barging in: Azul do you sell weed?

Azul: NO! Thats is highly illegal!

Mc: Damn don’t get your panties in a twist.

Jade: Mc if you wish to feel euphoric I have a few-

Mc: Imma cut you off right there bud.

Jade: Bud?

Mc: I’ll just go ask around.

Azul: I will report you.

Mc: …

Mc: Isn’t your dick detachable or something?

Azul: …I’m sorry what?

Mc: I would just pop it off and throw it in a blender.

Azul: IM SORRY WHAT?!

Jade muttering to himself: That is an interesting tactic…

Azul sternly: Jade.

Jade smiling: Azul.

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Deuce: Mc, why are you so interested in Noble Bells president?

Mc: In short terms I have read an astonishing amount of priest smut and now trying to understand my feelings towards him.

Malleus: What is priest smut?

Mc: Well it’s ju-

Ruggie covering Mc’s mouth: I really would appreciate if you would never speak again,Mc.

Mc: …

Mc: *licks his hand*

Ruggie: I’m desperate enough to not remove my hand.

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Monster fucker Mc: Do you know why most of the school is avoiding me?

Jamil who unfortunately has to work with them: I feel like you should know the reason.

Monster fucker Mc: ?

Jamil sighing: You want a list?

Monster fucker Mc: Yes please!

Jamil: One you explained the creation of ‘tentacle hentai’ from your world to Azul. Two you aggressively flirted with any fae, beastman, or mermen you found decently attractive.

Monster fucker Mc: I gave up when they said no.

Jamil: Three when asked why you were reading biology books you stated that you wanted to learn about specific things.

Monster fucker Mc: I wanted to learn about their dicks.

Jamil ignoring them: Four you asked people about their mating/heat cycles.

Monster fucker Mc: …

Jamil: …

Monster fucker Mc: Is that it?

Jamil: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IS THAT IT?!

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That last chapter of Glorious masquerade was crazy.

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Fem MCs birthday

Rook hands mc gift: I hope you greatly enjoy this, Trickster!

Fem Mc: Thanks man *opens gift*

Fem Mc:…

Rook smiling: (:

Fem Mc: Rook how did you get my exact bra size…

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Headcanons for dating Childe or whatever his name is

(Also old)

• Tries to take you out on a date every month at least.

• If you have a vision he constantly asks to spare with you.

• If you don't have a vision he get worried when you go into more dangerous areas.

• NONSTOP talks about the traveler and how he wants to fight them soon.

• Introduced you to the traveler so you don't feel threatened.(you didn't)

• He actually feels threatened by the traveler since you two became friends.

• When he's not busy he absolutely needs attention.

• Mf won't leave you alone until you give him any form of attention.

• Constantly buys you really expensive gift for no reason.

• One time you got him a gift and he spent 3 million mora just to be better.

• You didn't buy him a gift again besides for holidays.

• You and the traveler went on a platonic date to piss off Childe.

• When you got home he was crying on the couch eating chocolate.

• When he's actually jealous he will cling to you and send murderous glances to the person.

•  Teucer adores you and it made Childe so happy.

• The longest he's been away from you was 2 weeks and when he got home he wouldn't let you go for two hours then you had to take a shower and kicked him when he tried to join.

• You only saw him serious once and it scared the fuck out of you.

• He calls you dumb cheesy nicknames.

• You call him mean and loving nicknames.

• At the end of the day he is loyal and protective af

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Lovers Bloom|Lumine x fem reader

This is a wattpad fanfic i wrote awhile ago and I thought it’d be nice to post it here)

Also it’s a song fic (I think I used that correctly)

Oh, Hannah, I wanna feel you close

Oh, Hannah, come lie with my bones

Oh, Hannah, don't look away

Oh, Hannah, just look at me the same

You've lived in Mondstadt for the past 7 years. For the past 2 years you worked for Flora taking night shifts because Donna has social anxiety and Flora's 11. You liked the flowers they we nice and pretty you did wish that their was a wider selection though.

"Are you leaving now y/n?" Donna looked at your basket.

"Ah yes I thought I would have a picnic well I search for different plants. Donna please tell Flora that I will be able to make if for my shift."

"Oh of course y/n if you run into any trouble I'll try to handle it here!" Donna looked very nervous just at the thought.

You laughed "Well I shouldn't be that long. Still thank you."

"Ah. Bye y/n!" She waved her hand violently as you walked away.

You waved back.

I don't wanna be your friend, I wanna kiss your lips (ooh-ooh-ooh)

I wanna kiss you until I lose my breath

I don't wanna be your friend, I wanna kiss your lips (ooh-ooh-ooh)

I wanna kiss you until I lose my breath

'Maybe I should stop by Wolvendom and get some Wolfhooks. It would probably be good to get some dandelion seeds as well as some mushrooms, pinecones, sunsettias, and maybe some apples!

You walked to Wolvendom first. It's best to get their before it gets dark. You took out your gardening gloves for protection against the spikes. By the time you left you had a few hand fulls. The next task was going to Windrise. There were plenty of mushrooms, pinecones, sunsettias, and apples to pick on the way. You set up your blanket next to the water close to Vanessa's tree.

A girl crossed your mind. One who was your age who saved people and stood up for them when they couldn't. Like the rest of Mondstadt you adored the honorary knight. She was smart, strong, pretty, kind, and seemed all around like the perfect girlfriend!

When she wasn't a Mondstadt it was disappointing but you knew she wasn't tied to you. There was nothing keeping her in Mondstadt. When she was there though she came every 3 days for flowers. Sometimes she would just buy 1 or 2 kinds and other times she would just buy them all. She often came at night which filled your heart with joy and your stomach with butterflies.

Oh, Hannah, oh, Hannah, oh, Hannah, oh, Hannah

Oh, Hannah, tell me something nice

Like flowers and blue skies

"Uh. Y/n!" A familiar voice called.

"Oh hello there Paimon." You waved at her.

"Hey have you seen Lumine? Paimons been looking for a while but I can't find her!"

"Oh if your hungry I have some food just don't eat the fruits and mushrooms! I'll go look for the honorary knight well you relax." You stood up.

"Really! Paimon can have some!" There was almost stars in her eyes.

"Mhm. Goodbye Paimon."

"Byeeeeeeee~ Now its just you and me egg sandwich!<3"

-twelve minutes later-

'I wonder where Lumine is. I've been looking for a while...' You thought.

A sigh escaped your lips.

"Y/n?"

"AHH!"

"Sorry sorry calm down it's just me." Lumine puts her hands on your shoulders.

Oh, Hannah, I will follow you home

Although my lips are blue and I'm cold

I don't wanna be your friend, I wanna kiss your lips (ooh-ooh-ooh)

"Ah. Hello Lumine!" Your face flushed red.

She removed her hands.

'Y/n y/n. You really don't know what you do to me...' Lumine thought.

"What are you doing here?" Lumine questioned.

"I was on a picnic when Paimon came over and said she couldn't find you."

"Please don't intrust Paimon with your food. Or anything important in that manner."

"Pfffftt-" you couldn't help but laugh you tired to put your hand over your mouth but it didn't work.

"Uh.. Um as a way to make up for that.." it was Lumine's turn to blush "would you like to accompany me to Good Hunter sometime before I leave?"

I wanna kiss you until I lose my breath (ooh-ooh-ooh)

"As friends or a da-date?" the panic caused you to stutter slightly.

I don't wanna be your friend, I wanna kiss your lips (ooh-ooh-ooh)

What if she got bothered by you thinking it could be a date?!

I wanna kiss you until I lose my breath

Oh, Hannah, oh, Hannah, oh, Hannah, oh, Hannah

What if she was just being nice but wants you to say no?!

I wanna kiss you until I lose my breath

I don't wanna be your friend

But what if she actually liked you back?

I don't wanna be your friend, I wanna be your bitch

"..."

And I wanna touch you, but not like this

The look in your eyes

"I-"

My hands between your thighs

Oh, this can't be real

It's all just a dream

"I would really like this to be a date.." the honorary knight confessed.

I don't wanna be your friend, I wanna kiss your lips (ooh-ooh-ooh)

'She said date.

Date

Date

DATE?!'

I wanna kiss you until I lose my breath (ooh-ooh-ooh)

"AH YES! I mean uh yes please. I would appreciate it greatly." You looked away how could you make eye contact at a time like this?!

I don't wanna be your friend

"When will you be leaving Lumine?"

Lose my breath (ooh-ooh-ooh)

"Hmm Good question."

I don't wanna be your friend

"Well not for a while now. Could I kiss you y/n?"

It was so sudden that you almost forgot how to breathe.

"yea.." you barely whispered.

A soft pair of lips meet yours.

"Not for a long while." She whispered as you both touched your foreheads together.

Lose my breath

-Extra-

"If she didn't confessed Lumine's paying for lunch for the next month! Paimon had to use their AMAZING acting to convince y/n to go find her!" A prideful food source yelled out as she finished off what was supposed to be y/n's lunch....

-Mondstadt-

"Y/n's not here so could you work instead Donna?" Flora asked with a yawn.

Donna had dreaded this outcome "Uh yes Flora."

"Thank you have a good night!" Flora skipped out of sight.

"Hello. I was wonderi-"

"AHHHHHHHHHH"

And that's how Donna never took a shift without someone else again.

I hope you liked this story!

Later hottie<3

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I think it’d be so funny for me and Melleus to meet because he’ll say one slightly positive thing to me and I’ll start crying

I want to see him panic

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Make fun of me all you want for playing genshin but I had this funky ass dream.

KIND OF SPOILERS

It was Furina facing a women that looked just like her but in more goddess looking clothes who was apparently the hydro archon and. Furina looked lifelike and all smiles well the archon looked refined but she was still smiling. It then cut to Furina on her knees having a breakdown saying that she was sorry and didn’t mean it. That was the only visual part but it was implied that Furina had something to do with the archon death and is now cursed with taking over her role or something like that.

This was all just a dream and probably has nothing to do with who the actual archon is.

It’s probably the whale.

Whale archon.

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Thank you girlypops for live laugh and loving

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I love women so much like omfg

I have this silly little game where I can customize monsters and of course I have continuous made girlies

I’m supposed to not love them 🤨🏳️‍🌈

Extra:

WELL LOOKING FOR TAGS FOR THIS I LOOKED UP HOT

IT LOOKED LIKE A PORN DESCRIPTION