We’re goobers. You may find yourself surrounded by high amounts of silly geese. Hear them honk. (I’m ‘Barry’ and my cousin is ‘Larry!’ - We are the goobers in question!)
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Got my words mixed up today:
“I love her autism.”
“Huh?”
“…I meant to say optimism.”
#funny#incorrect quotes#silly#autism#optimism#ben wyatt#I could see him saying something like this#parks and rec#fandom#incorrect harry potter quotes#also Ron
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My cousin: you know, I really feel like my tabs tell a story-
Me (with 236+ tabs of AO3 open): OH, my tabs tell a story! Each. Individual. tab. tells ONE (1) story.
#ao3 fanfic#ao3#and the story is gay and/or found family#archive of our own#silly#funny#silly goofy mood#silly guy#fanfic#lgbtq#found family
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My cousin just gave me 5 dollars on Venmo for the snack I payed for
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I think that bananas could taste good if they gave up on their dreams…and I know I’m not a good person for saying that, but I never said I was a good person.
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Someday I will be able to say mother fucker in a perfect John Mulaney accent, and God will smile down upon me.
#until then I’m stuck saying jiminy cricket#funny#silly goofy mood#john mulaney#silly guy#gay boy no dog#stand up comedy
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I’m a wizard, and it’s Wizzing Time.
#my favorite part of the Harry Potter franchise is when Draco Malfoy said ‘Puhotter! it’s wizzing time.’ then he wizzed all over the place#harry potter#draco malfoy#wizard#wizardposting#funny#incorrect quotes#silly goofy mood#wizard shit#magic#Ben Wyatt#just goobin#DND#zone of truth#I only speak the truth
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I’m part of the whole mind collective, but my protest sign just says “Ben Wyatt would love Weezer”
#RIP Ben Wyatt you would’ve loved Weezer#mark scout#severance#ben wyatt#whole mind collective#parks and rec#music#weezer#funny
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*listening to the sound of Minecraft gameplay to go to sleep*
It’s like a mother’s heartbeat
#Minecraft#funny#incorrect quotes#silly guy#when the XP jingles sing you to sleep#video games#it’s like a lullaby
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New goober moment: having a loud laugh is so funny because you’ll be laughing so hard at something and think everyone finds it so funny and is laughing with you; only to stop laughing and it’s dead silent
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Genuinely something my cousin asked with full sincerity
ACAB? Assigned Cop at Birth???
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ACAB? Assigned Cop at Birth???
#lgbtqia#silly#funny#silly goofy mood#lgbtq#lgbtqia+#ihop#ACAB#trans pride#transgender#incorrect quotes
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Ah, it’s 12 o’clock exactly. The perfect time for French Toast. As is every other time.
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My cousin and I were talking about where each sander sides were located in the room and my cousin stated “I know the inside of Thomas Sander’s house better than I remember the layout of my childhood home.” We were both very amused by this.
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Dear Lord, thank you for this goop!
#goop#incorrect quotes#funny#silly#incorrent quotes#silly goofy mood#silly guy#sermon#Jesus the jester he was#food
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I’m close enough to the stage that if I rushed the stage I think I could bite his ankles
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I have the blessing of making people laugh but I have the curse of making people pee themselves every time I do… I have been thinking about this my whole life.
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