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stoner stones

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inflation fetishists must feel pretty stoked in this economy

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their favorite show is peaky blinders

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an expression is worth 1001 words

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she's dead jim

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it's a gang bang

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Jessica: So Orlok, how long would you say is the penis of the Vampire Lestat?

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he stole 1 penny from her hot dog cart and she chased him across the world and her hot dog cart sat there and nobody touched it out of respect

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(via Instagram)

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-Layan and Sarah drew this during the war and asked me to share it as a thank-you to all of you, Tumblr community.-

These drawings were also made possible because of your support. They were safe and able to draw and dream of hope, simply because you stood by us with your words and donations.

Let it be in my own words: I, Engineer Mohammed from Gaza, write:

My wife’s first act after the ceasefire agreement is announced will be to walk through the streets, crying.

Layan’s first act will be to visit her school, my cousin’s grave, and my uncle’s grave.

Sarah wants to stay out in the street until midnight, without fear.

Adam wants 100 shekels to buy many things and toys and to visit the beach.

And all of them want to go on a long drive in the car.

As for me, I just want to cry and sleep for a long time.

To cry for dozens of loved ones, and to sleep for the first time without fear—because we are truly exhausted.

Heartfelt gratitude:

This photo was taken especially for you.

Since my first day with you in the Tumblr community, you have been my family and the family of my children. No one hesitated to support us—everyone, without exception. From those who helped by sharing posts and spreading our story, to those who reached out to check on us, supported us with kind words, and many who donated for our sake.

You have been a family to us, and the reason we have remained safe until now. Your support has kept us alive and enabled us to afford basic needs, even with the soaring prices.

Thanks to you, we are closer to safety. My wife, Enas, my daughters Layan and Sarah, my sons Adam and Amir, and I thank you all from the bottom of our hearts ♥️.

Now, we are hearing good news about the imminent announcement of a ceasefire in Gaza, as well as the entry of proper caravans for living instead of tents and our destroyed homes. There’s also news about more substantial aid being delivered and heavy machinery arriving to rebuild roads and restore life.

Additionally, there are preparations underway to hand over the Rafah border crossing with Egypt under European supervision. We hope this happens soon so that Layan, Sarah, and Adam can return to school and education after traveling.

With your support, we are just a step away from achieving our goal, as mentioned in previous posts regarding financial details and expenses.

We urge you to share this post as a message of gratitude to you all, and as a final push for this campaign so that we can start a life full of hope with you, as you have always been and still are with us.

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Your Support is Life 🩷

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Nicole: An insurance CEO gunned down in the streets of Manhattan...

Nicole: What a cruel world we live in...

Jessica: Less cruel post-mangione. I hope the greedy bastard is rotting in hell!

And sure enough...

Brian Thompson: Ho hum, my life is glum...

???: Awww, is someone down in the dumps?

Charlie Morningstar: Nothing a musical number can't solve!

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hey. i lost my job a couple weeks ago and it looks like i’m gonna be short on rent and bills.

provided my first unemployment check comes in on time, it’s still looking like i’ll be short on rent by $150 or so and i have bills piling up right after that.

p-ypal c-sh v-nmo

i’m in the job hunt and looking into gig work. anything else helps.

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🎵(to the tune of auld lang syne) We dance around with all our might/ can we make it to midnight?🎵

Jessie: So what's your resolution Nicole?

Nicole: Gonna lose weight.

Jessie: that's funny, mine is for you to get way fatter.

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gif of taylor ripping her face off - read my gif comic to learn context...

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Spaghetti and Meatball. Boggle alert!