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Super man au:

Where Martha and Jon are young horny teens and end up getting pregnant at 17, they decide to get married and become a family both dropping out of school/getting their GEDs.

8 months later Martha looses the baby. The two of them seriously contemplate staying together wondering if they should just get a divorce since the whole reason they got together is gone now. They go to bed worried and upset unsure how to tell their families. Then that night a star falls into their yard.

The two of them are woken up by the crash, running out to the yard to find a small.. metal pod that’s radiating heat, they stand 10 feet away looking at it then each other.

That’s when Martha hears it. A baby crying. She runs to the metal pod without a second thought, Jon yells for her before letting out a curse and running for the hose.

Eventually they get the pod cooled down and opened with a crowbar. They find a black hair blue eyed chubby baby. Martha looks at Jon with the baby in her hands.

“We’ll call him Clark.” She says looking down at the baby giving him the name they were going to call their own biological baby if she were a boy.

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i love having a big bowl of cereal and reading fanfic at midnight

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Coffee shop x Dc Au pt 3

Bruce walks into bats and boba (the new official name of the boba shop in this au)

Employee (me) (actively working on a drink): Be with you in a second!

Bruce: Take you’re time :)

Employee: Okay what can I get started for ya?

Bruce: Can I get a Large Iced Lavender Milk tea with Boba?

Employee: Yep! Anything else for you?

Bruce: Nope that’s everything

Employee: Okay that will be 5.75

Bruce pays and tips $10 (it was actually $3 but i’m playing it up bc bruce would think $3 is too small of a tip (also $3 at my boba shop where people usually tip .50-$1 is a BIG tip 😭)

Employee after making the drink: Here’s that Lavender Milk tea!

Bruce gets up and tries the drink: That’s delicious!!

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Emergency commissions (Tumblr you’re getting this first because you’re the favorite child)

Dm me on instagram or tiktok (@/I.suc.at.art) and dm a star emoji and i’ll take off 20% on your order 🤭

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Guys i’m back at the shop, and im ready to make more drabbles

Boba/coffee shop DC AU pt.2:

Okay so, when I walked into work there was this guy in with his three kids, said three kids (Bruce, Dick (9), Jason(7), Tim(5), (and maybe Damian(like 2ish (the guy didn’t have a baby so i’m not going to include him (sorry bud))) had bought all our pastries (this is important i promise) and were playing with our smaller than normal sized (not mini (but child sized)) claw machine, and shaking it. Said claw machine was turned off so i went to go turn it on.

Employee (me) *talking to the children*: Excuse me, I’m going to plug in the machine

Dick *in the bathroom*

Jason *on the floor trying to figure out the code to the money lock on the claw machine*

Tim *pretend playing with the machine and shaking it*

Bruce *on a call with one headphone out, sitting at a table in the corner*: Boys stop messing with the claw machine, and finish your food (the pastries they bought)

Later once they leave:

Employee *going out to sweep 30 minutes after they leave*: Dear lord, it looks like a pig came in and ate a bunch of pastries..

There were in fact pastry crumbs all over the floor that the employee (me) had to clean up.

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Im fucking out of money

Putting Jazz and Danny into my life because I can and I need some sort of therapy

Danny decided he was in fact going to college, a university in fact. He’d managed to scrape by with a 3.2 gpa, and was accepted into the university one town over, a 30 minute drive at most to get back home, the prefect distance that his parents wouldn’t just show up, but close enough that he could go home whenever he needed to.

Vlad had been giving him and Jazz both about $1000 for Christmas and birthdays for pretty much his whole life. He had enough saved up for only the first year of college, and part of him knew that. Then the other part didn’t want to think about it, neither did his parents. He didn’t even have the time to think about it while going to school. Now it’s two weeks before the end of the semester and he’s looking at his bank account. $2000. two thousand. Now that was still a lot of money, but it was a far cry from the $19,000 that he had in high school. And it definitely wasn’t enough to pay for college tuition and housing for the next year.

So now he’s here on the verge of tears talking to his parents who were distracted by their ghosts hunting equipment.

Danny sniffled “I’m actually pretty annoyed that you’re helping Jazz with college. And i’m out of fucking money.” He said anger boiling in his chest

“Well honey we didn’t realize your tuition isn’t covered. We thought your grant covered more..” His mother started

Danny sees red at this point “I told you multiple times that my grant only covers $2000 a semester for two years.” He said almost laughing as they both look at him glancing at each other with worried frowns. “How much are you guys giving Jazz for school?”

His father hesitated “We were helping her with $1000 dollars a month.” he said his usual boisterous voice now quiet and sheepish. “Listen Danno we didn’t realize you needed help. You should have reached out.”

Danny blinks at his father “That’s not my job!” He wants to shout but all he can do is cry

“I guess I just buried my head in the sand and hoped it would figure itself out” His mother said with a sigh

Danny nodded, grabbing his phone to scroll through jobs for the summer.. $14000 in 3 months.. How the hell was he going to do that?

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Damn man.. they weren’t all that good of friends..

wittetly on tumblr during college orientation

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JUST FYI GUYS

Due to the scraping of Ao3 I will be privating all my works (if you have an ao3 account you can still read them)

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I fear i’m back in my Stucky era. No fan art but doomed yaoi fiction? Yes.

A snipit from a thing i’m working on..

January 1942 - France, (Add specifics later), letters from The 107th Infantry Regiment, New York Army National Guard.

Dear Steve,

I dont think I’ll ever get the courage to send this to you…

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Men.

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i’m writing in an ihop, i hope someone writes a tumblr post about me comparing me to their favorite character

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Dpxdc idea/drabble #5:

after Tim gets shot in the neck he can suddenly see ghosts.

When ever danny goes ghost his living body “dies” and sam and tucker have to protect it. But Vlad (or really any dp villain (maybe his parents??) gets ahold of it and is stuck in his ghost form in Gotham (idk he’s hiding from his parents or the GIW who’s trying to get Danny’s soul back from the “evil” ghost

Tim finds the boy and he’s not one of the usual ghosts he sees so he tries to help.

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hot take: i don’t think reddit youtubers should purposely mispronounce ppls misspelled words especially when it’s obvious what the word is actually supposed to be. I’ve had this happen to me in real life it’s embarrassing and makes the person feel dumb. if you know what the word actually is don’t go out of your way to mispronounce the word(s) and act confused. Doing that doesn’t fix people spelling. It’s public shaming and generally it’s stuff ppl are reading from fans. Meaning they are making fun of their fans, half the time it’s just a mistype. People aren’t purposely misspelling words.

Grow the fuck up.

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i go back to this thread/ reblogs (iykyk) every once and while and every time i reread it it just confuses me more

Dp x Dc Prompt #1

Danny (holding someone who is passed out (maybe it’s dani idk)) knocking on Jason’s apartment door

Jason: “Who is it?”

Danny: “I have a dead body open the door!”

Jason looking concerned as he opens the door quickly

Danny: “They’re technically not actually dead, but there’s no way you’d open the door if i told you anything else…”

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Happy Ides of March for those who celebrate <3

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genuinely really like the failsafe arc, it’s chaotic, and i love it for that.

It also feels like the evil version of the wayne family adventure, so when reading wfa it feels tooth rottingly sweet 💀

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