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Happy Halloween folks!!👻👻🎃🎃🎃

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Context? Idk, you can think it up yourself!

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"If anything, you're unforgettable."

@plokoonweek Day 4: "Not to me" || Alternate Universe

Had a human Plo Koon design that wouldn't leave my head. Pretty happy with it.

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earth 3 four corpsmen designs i sketched weeks ago

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Saint George sketchbook doodle with digital color

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grey wagtail

character from The Wildercourt, the graphic novel I'm very slowly but very persistently working on

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I had this sketch of Tomar-Re lying around, so I decided to give it a bit of a spit-shine.

… I think I went way too overboard on this one. Whoops. I was sort of aiming for stained glass, but somewhere my brain decided to take a detour. Ughhhh…

(The halo/brushes I used are from here and here, jfwiw)

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all i do is doodle him

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Vague Superman spoilers ahead but what does it say about movies lately that I was genuinely surprised that they beat the bad guys without some big catch or sacrifice. Like sure there little things and emotional ramifications but at the end of the day they won.

Lex even tried to do the whole “force the hero to make an impossible choice” thing and it didn’t work because Superman asked his friends for help!

Anyway I’m just obsessed with the theme of “Good can win. It may be hard and it may seem hopeless at times but with love and friendship and a radical determination to save as many people as you possibly can, good can win.”

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mister clock "i have no favorites" work

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SUPERMAN SPOILERS

Some people are mad that Superman didn’t show up in that scene and that we got Guy instead, and I feel like they’re missing the point a little. It’s true, Superman couldn’t get there himself, but he inspired someone else to help where he couldn’t. He inspired someone with the power to help to help. Superman is about hope and inspiring people to do good for goods sake, and that is what this scene is about. A good deed that sparks the action of another.

Also, yeah it’s Guy Gardner who shows up, and I know we like to shit on Guy but he’s genuinely a good lantern, that’s like his whole thing.

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The King, The Paramour

Mafia AU but the idea is people underestimate bilbo but it's the queen that moves most in a game of chess. Mildly inspired by "Marked Man" by TenTomatoes

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Part 3 of my Isekai'd heroine with only meme knowledge of middle earth, and a hot crush on Boromir au

[Part 1] [Part 2]

[While chilling in Lothlorien, wandering the gardens]

Tiffy: Hey so, if the Numanorians are decendants of a group of Elves and men who interbred, like, what's the difference between you and- some one called Elrond half Elven.

Aragorn: Oh, thats easy, *proceeds to recite the entire history of both the Numanorians and the Half Elves*

Boromir: *piping up with the occasionally bit of patriotic insight*

Tiffy: *absolutely enraptured*

Gimli: I've never seen her so quiet, save our journey through Khazad-Dum.

Legolas: Did I not know better, I would fear another Balrog.

Tiffany: I'm sorry. They can choose? They can consciously choose the... the phenotypic expression of their…would it be a gene? How does this species work-

Aragorn, nodding sagely: Yes. And so his father chose immortality, his mother mortality. Elrond has chosen immortality, his sons as well. As for Arwen… I… hope she will choose immortality, I could not bear- well. Regardless…

Tiffy, stopping dead in her track:...

Tiffy:.......

Frodo: Is she alright?

Tiffy:............

Boromir: Tiffy?

Tiffy:.................

Gimli: Of all the things, it is the half-elven who stump her?

Tiffy:...........................

Boromir: Tiffany?

Tiffy:....................................................................

Boromir, reaching out to shake her: TIFFAN-

Dr. Tiffany Walker, PhD, Professor of Molecular Anthropology at Stanford University: I need blood.

Boromir, reeling back: Wha-

Tiffany, suddenly looking at them all- hobbits, men, elf and dwarf- with frightening intensity: I need your blood! And your hair, and- *her hands come up to cover her mouth voice growing more and more excited* I've discovered and entire Taxonomic Family- *falling to her knees* Oh lord they could be a new Domain! An entirely new classification of life! *remembering their gods created them separately* Several new classification of life! If so, the level of convergent evolutionary similarities of phenotypic expression to hominines- I could win a Noble Prize!

Tiffy with dread: I could end up on a list.

Boromir, dropping to his knees to check on her: Tiffany l- Are you well-

Tiffy, grabbing Boromir by his tunic and pulling them chest to chest, growling throughs her teeth, a fire in her eye like he's never seen: I swear to god I'm gonna sequence your fucking genome if it's the last thing I ever! do!

Boromir: I- what!?

Pippin, taking a hit of that ol' toby: She said she wants to sequence yer genome!

Merry: Aye, but maybe not in the garden? I dinnae think our hosts would appreciate it much.

Tagging @cladnplaid just cause they says "crack treared seriously" and my brain said "you're so right hold my beer" lol

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Part 2 of my Isekai'd heroine with near no knowledge of middle earth AU

[Part 1] [Part 3]

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*the squad rolling up to Minis Tirith and meeting Denethor*

Tiffy: This is your father!? Ohhhh!

Tiffy: oh.

Boromir, perhaps only slightly suprises: you have seen my father? He was a part of the tale as it was told?

Tiffy looking like some one caught with their hand in the cookie jar, between father and son, and Gandalf and one of the Merry-Pippins: ah.... yaaaaaaaah....

Denethor: What is this about? Who is this woman?

Boromir realizing it may not actually be best the go into detail about a) the sketchiness of her intell, b) the fact her intell could, quite frankly, be his father's death (this was a war after all): the Lady Noselda is a seer, she has aided us on our quest across Middle Earth. She saved my life some weeks ago, from an orc's poisoned arrow. She has been a great help to us.

Denethor, delighted: oh, truly? I'm honored to meet you than Lady... Noselda?

Tiffy brightening up a bit: yeah, I, ah, practically saw it comming miles a way. Believe me, I was happy to do it...

Pippin, also aware of A and B, and taking a calculated risk that her expression a moment ago was more embarassed than upset: Though some times her visions are less than helpful, and have gotten us into a spot. What did ye see of the Steward, Tiffy?

Tiffy: *suddenly attempting to murder the Merry-Pippin with her eyes* nothing.

Pippin: well obviously ye did! It couldnea be so bad as all that, or ye'd warn us now, so what was it? Or was it something of the... what did ye call it... beyond the scenes?

Tiffy: Behind the the scenes...

Denethor, worried: well now I must insist? If anyone's life is in danger still, and we could stop it, we must.

Tiffy: No, no. No one's life is in danger. I... uh. Just. Saw you... eating a tomato.

Boromir: What?

Tiffy, eyes staring blank into the middle distance, suddenly panicking: yeah it was cherry tomato I think. It was small. Kinda gross actually the juice went like every where and I could see the seeds and its weird cause like you're nobility so like get some manners.

Denethor, red faced: Excuse me!?

Tiffy, head snapping up to look the steward, suddenly point at Boromir for a distraction and choosing... so very wrong: Also your son and I are engaged! I proposed and he still hasn't said no yet even though i keep bringing it up so he can! I want a spring wedding. Pink and silver everything- he can choose the accent colour. My dowery is he's alive. And i'm not have children. we're gonna adopt.

Denethor turning to Boromir: WHAT!?!?!

Boromir: No its- she's-

Denethor: I forbid it! I won't have have you married to such a disrespectful woman, no matter her good deeds!

Boromir: Disrespectful she maybe but who are you to tell me who I can and cant marry-

Denethor: you are the heir to the stewardship- you need a wife with decorum, tact, if you mean to keep any respect from your people-

Boromir: Well it hardly matters now! Isildur's heir is rallying an army to fight the forces of Mordor and retake the throne as we speak!

Tiffy: yeah and Aragorn's gonna marry an Elf!

Denethor: That would be an improvement over the likes of a woman who claims to see vision of people's poor table manners and habors intent to snuff out one of the most prominently bloodlinez in Middle Earth!

Tiffy: snuff out!? The hell is Faramir? A grilled cheese sandwhich!? Boy's out there about to fall in love with the slayer of the witch king!

Denathor: slayer of the witch king!? What non-sense! How would they procure a legitmate-

Tiffy: woooooow masogony and homophobia in one breath! Thats impressive!

Denethor: And how do I even know you truly saved my son's life? How do I know you did not orchestrate the attack on his life to gain his favor-

Boromir: I've had enough of this. Of your controlling, nuerotic nature, and your judgement of all our every little choice, me and Faramir both! I-

Denethor: You can not possibly want too many this witch!

Boromir: It's hardly the point! I'll do as I see fit with my life!

Pippin: *laughing his ass off*

Gandalf: *pinching his nose and wondering if its too late to go hang out with Aragorn and Gimli and Legolas in the "dead people mountain" as their seer had so eloquently put it.

-that evening-

Boromir, staring over the balcony out to the city below: so was it true? You only remember my father eating a tomato? There's no path which you are attempting to safe gaurd? If it is so, I... will not interfer. I only... would perhaps like to be prepared.

Tiffy, completely and genuinely, being absolutely, totally, i am not kidding you, one-hundred percent honest: no, yeah. that was it. I know one of the Merry-Pippins was there too, hopefully the one we brought with us.

Boromir, unphased: He's Pippin.

Tiffy: Hm. If you think so. But yeah, thats all. Honestly up until we got to Rohan, I wasn't sure if he wasnt Theoden King. couldn't remember. And then I just didn't connect the meme to it until we got here.

Boromir, throughtful: my father truly had so little impact on the fate of Gondor that his most lasting impression was his poor table manners.... I supposed while I do not wish to believe it, in some ways I am... unsuprised.

Tiffy:... And I dont think he was at Aragorn's coronation... Maybe he didnt like Aragorn and moved in with Faramir and Eowyn down in Rohan?... though I guess they would have moved up here if Faramir was the heir to the stewardship... hm.

Boromir: perhaps they simply didnt want to pay the actor? You've expressed the move-ies cut many things and people out of the tail for money before.

Tiffy: oh. Yeah that makes sense.

Boromir: *quietly resolving to keep an eye on his father until things are settled.*

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Aragorn: *kicks the helmet in his grief and rage*

Woman isekai'd to Middle Earth: you know in the movie, the actor who plays Aragorn, Viggo Mortensen, kicked that helmet spontaneously and broke two of his toes. The scream was a scream of pain rather than grief. The costume department would have brought him steal toed boots and saved him the trouble if he'd just mentioned the idea to the director.

Legolas: you say such strange, and frightening incomprehensible things. Some times I question the truth of the reality around me.

Woman: You and me both, brother.

Gimli: well, did you break your toes Aragorn?

Aragorn: *staring into space, trying to decide if his toes are broken, or if the pain is dull enough, and whether it was his own free will or the acts of some cosmic puppet master sharing his face from realms unreachable* ...no...

Boromir: So does this mean we have diverged from the pathway as you have known it? Have we lost the hobbits then?

Woman: Honey, I didn't wanna say anything and like freak you out but, we diverged from the pathways when I took an arrow for you and you kept breathing- and dont even think about sacrificing yourselfs to return to "the paths" I can already see you thinking about it. Thats not how it works, and I've been in love with you since I was six. We're getting married when this over and you're not allowed to be late.

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friends and i were thinking about a lotr modern au(?) or urban fantasy where they fight orcs and then get mcd’s afterwards 

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Pippin-centric doodles from Book 2 of Fellowship during my recent reread

(comms open!)