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*Wade's reading a Clifford The Big Red Dog book*

Y/N, watching: How did he get to be so big? Do they ever explain that?

Wade: Well, Emily’s love for him grew, and so did he.

Y/N, pointing at Dogpool: Well, Mary Puppins over there is lookin' pretty small. Guess that says something about you, huh?

Wade, angrily shutting the book: BITCH, THE FUCK YOU SAID? LOOK AT YOURSELF, YOU’RE ALSO SMALL! WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS?!

Logan: *amused*

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Logan: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Wade!

Wade: You can not expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

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Y/N: I'm old enough to say frick!

Logan: No you are not.

Y/N: I'll say it anyway!

Logan: No you fucking won't.

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Y/N: Can I go to the movies tonight?

Logan: Bub, I'm not your dad, you can do whatever the hell you want.

Y/N:

Y/N: Okay-

Logan: Be home by ten, don't talk to strangers, and remember to look both ways before crossing the road.

Y/N:

Logan: Here, ten bucks for popcorn.

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Logan: Do you ever think before you speak?

Wade: Of course! I think "Haha I probably shouldn't say this" and then I say it.

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Wade: Logan and I are having a baby!

Y/N: That's gre-

Wade, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

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Logan: Don't say a word.

Wade: Fergalicious.

Logan: Dammit, Wade! I said no words!

Wade: Oh I see how it works. Two weeks ago, we were playing scrabble, it's not a word, now it's suddenly a word because it's convenient for you.

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Y/N: I am upset. Nothing will make me feel better.

Dean: *enters room*

Y/N: By the unruly fate the cruel world has given me, blinded by the shining light that is Dean, fallen victim to his sinister tricks, I am no longer upset anymore.

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Dean: WAIT Y/N, DON'T LOOK AT MY LAPTOP!

Y/N: Why...?

Dean, sweating: I was doin'.. uhh... adult things on there.

Y/N, glancing at the screen: But this is a Buzzfeed quiz...?

Dean, slamming the laptop down: What Disney Princess I am is none of your business!!

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Bruce: Just do it, Y/N!

Y/N: Are you sure this is how people ask each other out?

Bruce: Yes!

Y/N: Alright then.

*Walks over to Charles*

Y/N: Charles, will you be the top to my bottom?

Charles: *starts choking*

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Tony: If you have any suggestions, feel free to put them in the suggestion box. Y/N: But.. that's just a trash can. Tony: Sure is.

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Dean: Are you a virgin?

Y/N: Why, are you planning a sacrifice?

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Marc, walking into the kitchen at 4:30 AM: What the fuck are you doing? Y/N, pouring gatorade into the waffle mix: The Lord's work.

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Dean: I just can't believe you would do this to me.

Y/N: I'm sorry, I had no idea.

Dean: It's called a betrayal of trust! Does that mean anything to you?

Y/N: Of course it does! I didn't mean to hurt you.

Dean: YOU DON'T JUST GET ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE AND I have nothing prepared for you...

Y/N: I'm sorry, I just thought of you when I saw this leather jacket.

Dean, pouting: Now I look like a big ol' jerk.

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Y/N: Steven was getting on my nerves today, so I told him I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.

Y/N: There is nothing special about tomorrow.

Y/N: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as the panic takes over.

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Jake: So are we flirting right now? Y/N: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU! Jake: That doesn't answer my question.

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Poe: If you think my grammar sucks, you should see my life decisions.