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Nabu: hey Riven, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.

Riven, pulling out a shotgun: yeah?

Nabu: wh— no! That’s not the idea, Riven!

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Delightful Children: is this the glorious apocalypse dawn, father?

Father: anything for you, my little man.

Delightful Children: can we have a pony?

Father: no.

Delightful Children: a puppy?

Father: we’ll talk about it later.

Delightful Children: can we talk about it now?

Father: no.

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Kevin: *closes a cabinet*

[a crash is heard behind the cabinet door]

Beast Boy: what was that?

Kevin: the sound of someone else’s problem.

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Beast Boy: can you recommend a book that’ll make me cry?

Kevin: general mathematics 8th grade edition.

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Rebecca: if it’s any consolation, they got me here on a very misleading text message.

Sara: technically, you are about to be screwed in the biology room.

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Harley: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Ivy: what?

Harley: I want to be on buzzfeed unsolved.

Ivy: can we go back to the part when you said “when I get murdered”?

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Peter: the first time I saw you, you stole my heart.

Felicia: but I’m a kleptomaniac, so that doesn’t mean anything.

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Kevin: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!

Gwen: at least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.

Kevin: Oh, I’m sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?

Gwen: Somehow that’s worse

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Brandon: I want a bf

Riven: do you mean best friend, boyfriend or bread feast? Because you’re being really vague here?

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Jess: I really like this whole “good guy, bad guy” thing you guys have going on.

Selina: it’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Karen isn’t.

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Who the hell tries to steal eggnog

Jen after catching Jonesy and Jude with eggnog

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Sarah: god, give me patience

Jimmy: I think you mean “give me strength”

Sarah: if god gave me strength, my brother would be dead

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Billy: punch me in the face

Mandy: … punch you?

Billy: yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me?

Mandy: I always hear “punch me in the face” while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext

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Shaggy: WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Fred: I NEED AN ADULT

Daphne: YOU ARE AN ADULT!

Fred: I NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT!

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Dudley: Keswick needs help.

Kitty: You're just realizing this now?

Dudley: No, I mean help with girls.

Kitty: Again, you're just realizing this now?

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[In the ghost zone]

Sam: Do you even know where we are?

Danny: Sure i do. We're lost.

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Danny: Did that come from your lab?

Jack: No! No no no no no. No, there's definetely nothing wrong with my inventions because they for sure don't explode for no reason sometimes.