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Peter Quill: I'm not just ready, I'm ready Freddy. *finger-gun points at Drax*

Drax: ...It's 'Drax'.

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Nami: No funny business.

Zoro: *standing with a confused Luffy and Nami-enamored Sanji* Why does she always look at us when she says that?

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Tucker: *caught sneaking with Danny and Sam* It's not what it looks like!

Mr. Lancer: It looks you forgot you snuck out, so you didn't bother to sneak back in.

Danny: Oh... Then, it is what it looks like.

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I'll die the way I lived: annoying.

Nick Gautier (Chronicles of Nick; Dark-Hunters series)

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Caleb: Dude, who have you cheesed off lately?

Nick: *counts on his fingers* Everyone.

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Kashima: There's something I know how to do. I haven't done it for a while.

Hori: You are not having sex on this stage!

Kashima: Uh, I didn't know it was an option.

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Okay. You done pissed me off! I'm out of bed-- I love fuzzy slippers-- Now, I'm going to have to kill you.

Deadpool

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Grunkle Stan: I can smell money!

Mable, Dipper, Soos, and Wendy: *sniff the air*

Soos: I smell corndogs.

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I like a woman who can kick my ass.

Sanji (One Piece)

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Usopp: *ducks a cannonball as it crashes through Going Merry's side*

Usopp: STOP BLOWING HOLES IN ME SHIP!!!

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All Might: No, it's not the exams I'm interested in. It's the five tries. But, you didn't answer my question. Do you want to kill villains?

Deku: Is this a test?

All Might: Yes.

Deku: I don't wanna kill anyone. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.

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Ezio: I can sneak in there... But we'll have to distract the guards. Are any of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?

Courtesan Group: *hair blowing in the wind* Our time...has come.

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Friends are like family that don't suck.

Acheron Parthenopaeus (The Dark-Hunters; Chronicles of Nick)

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Jullien: I'm totally shoobed! He'll keep coming after me and everyone I know.

Trajen: Sometimes I wish I wasn't everyone you know.

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You can make fun of me. You can make fun of my hair. But if you make fun of my hair, I'mma fuckin' stab a bitch.

Xevikan Daraxerxes (Chronicles of Nick; Dark-Hunter series)

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Toga! Toga! Toga!

Headmaster Kaien Cross (to Toga Yagari) (Vampire Knight)

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Kody: *cups Nick's face, looking into his eyes*

Kody: Here's what I know: I love you and I like you.