I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you the John green monologue already ruined the entire young adult literature genre for me and now you come for
hello anon! so glad you’ve stopped by for a book rec! i know you’ve read the cock monologue so i’m going to rec a few more of my fave john green works!!
the cock in our stars (earlier editions also published under the fault in our cocks)
looking for cock
an abundance of cocks
cocks all the way down
will cockson, will cockson
paper cocks (or cock towns in europe)
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when u get make a mutual and then ur mutual has an in group of mutuals and over time u one by one they follow u and u follow them back and vice versa slowly earning the trust of the italian mob one mafioso at a time until finally ur being kissed on the lips at gatherings
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it's insane how despite all odds, dean managed to defy the expectations he had for himself and live to be 42 💗 so proud of him i just KNOW he's having THEE best time with his (found) family, eating pie and rice krispie treats like he always wanted !!!
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