this post is exclusively for people with dirty rooms
this post is specifically for people who know their room is a mess, but their brain won't let them clean it. this post is for you. I love you and I see you
my birthday video was the one where they explored Mark’s basement and I thought that was one of the more boring videos, so i’m curious what other people think of theirs
You run a café on the edge of life and death. Souls who have been departed from their bodies temporarily, such as in comas or near-death experiences, can relax in your quaint cafe for as long as they need before they can either return to their bodies or begin their journey to the afterlife.
It'd be the funniest shit to me if scientists realise that being bisexual is actually 'normal'. Like, oh, sex is good for people? Oh, having a romantic partner in your everyday life generally makes the average person happier? Oh, sometimes someone of the opposite sex can't provide what you need? Our solution: make humans attracted to everyone. Women can raise children historically better than children? Settle down with a woman! Men are historically rougher, harder workers? Hella power couple in the work force right there.
Man, the homophobes are gonna be pissed when they realise we're not doing it for the 'fad' or the 'trend'.