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“average person gets hits by 3 cars a year” factoid actually just statistical error. average person gets hit by 0 cars per year. Smallville residents, who don’t know how to drive safely, get hit over 10,000 times each episode, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
#i’m only two episodes in and there’s been at least 5 car crashes??#smallville#clark kent#superman#lex luthor
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why does going to work give me psychic damage
before work: wow i think my mental health is the best it’s ever been, im enjoying my hobbies and spending time with people i like!
the instant my foot enters the building: …what happens to us when we die……
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i remain obsessed with brickmaster amy
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headcanon that the one form of bigotry the black family doesn’t partake in is homophobia
this is of course because there was one generation where there weren’t any girls born for whatever reason and they came up with a ritual that allowed two people of the same sex to have a baby rather than marry a non black
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liu mingyan is important lesbian fujoshi representation send post
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in an alternate universe, the trojans play ultimate frisbee
#jeremy knox#the trojans#usc trojans#all for the game#aftg#the golden raven#kayleigh day spirit award#alternate universe#au#ultimate frisbee
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i haven’t even seen the movie yet but the things i would let florence pugh’s yelena belova do to me are unspeakable
#the things i would let florence pugh do tbh#she looks so good with the short hair#florence pugh#yelena belova#thunderbolts#thunderbolts*
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naruto edit to like him by tyler the creator but there’s so many different versions you could do
#naruto#sasuke uchiha#naruto uzumaki#minato namikaze#itachi uchiha#so many more these are just the ones i thought of
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i’ve started watching kim of queens recently and while i love kim and the girls i cannot stand allisyn she is so annoying and self centered, and not even in the fun reality show way
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the results are in,
i love that we all agreed the goalies would be least likely to and allison followed by nicky are the most likely to get a tramp stamp <3
i definitely think they both would have gotten them during a rebellious phase against their parents and i respect that
tramp stamp kevin day also has my heart but at the end of the day, all foxes deserve to get a tramp stamp as treat
#tangentially related#i have now got it into my head that wymack has a tramp stamp that he got on a dare#and keven got a matching one at an attempt at father son bonding outside of exy#should i make another with the trojans?#or adults?#all for the game#all for the gay#allison reynolds#nicky hemmick#kevin day#david wymack#head canon#hc#aftg hc
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#if you can think of other aftg people that would have a tranpstamp please let me know#aftg#all for the game#tramp stamps#tattoos#neil josten#kevin day#dan wilds#matt boyd#allison reynolds#seth gordon#renee walker#nicky hemmick#aaron minyard#andrew minyard
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lesbian dean winchester you will always be famous
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just so we’re all on the same page, whenever neil gets pulled away from a fight, this is what i’m picturing
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whatever you do, don’t remember that penelope asks odysseus if she’s dreaming again and definitely don’t imagine that telemachus went to wake his mom up one day before odysseus came home and she mistook him for his dad because they look similar
#epic the musical#epic#epic odysseus#epic penelope#epic telemachus#epic the ithaca saga#odysseus#penelope#telemachus#headcanon#hc#angst
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maybe it’s just the brainrot but in different beast whenever i hear odysseus sing “first, we slayed in our own war” i see him doing the hip to the side girly pop pose on “slayed”
[odysseus and his men slaying during the trojan war colorized]


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yasmine is so regina george and therefore lesbian coded, they should have brought aisha back to (kick ass and) be her girlfriend
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