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Ok, so I haven't watched Stranger Things past season 2 yet, but can someone tell me why, oh gods, WHY Will Byers still has this stupid haircut in season 4????? Is it integral to the plot? Does the haircut have its own storyline? How much is this haircut insured?

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Count the fingers. I whisper to myself whenever i see a seemingly, too good to be true painting like i'm in some dark, dystopian episode of Doctor Who.

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Hey, you look cute in that pic! If that’s you.

Are u talking abt the one i posted today; the Halloween Blade costume? Cos, DAUMN I wish i looked that good!!! Nah, that's Janelle James as Ava Coleman in Abbot Elementary. Highly recommend; it's a great show!

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Ava had me feeling things in the Halloween episode 🪭🪭🪭

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Doctor Who plot twists are a never ending cycle of:

Gallifrey is destroyed

It was Earth the whole time!

It was Skaro the whole time!!

The Master is back again

Companion dies!!! No wait they’re fine, just not returning for wobbly time reasons

The Doctor isn’t a Time Lords and is actually (insert random thing that will be retconned under the next show runner)

The loveable new character is actually the Master

The Doctor was secretly competent the whole time, the normal silly goofy attitude was a trick!!

Gallifrey’s back

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This is the best idea in the history of film.

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Ok, but, instead of Shake Senora at that moment, it's another Harry Belafonte song, and then the ending is Shake Senora with her and the rest of the characters lip syncing in a montage ala ending scenes from like every 2000s movie ever 😅.

ok hear me out PROPOSITION FOR BJ3

What if they brought back “Jump in the Line” at some point BC IT HAS WHOLESOME BEETLEBABES DANCE SEQUENCE WRITTEN ALL OVER IT

IMAGINE IF BEETS PLAYED IT FOR HER TO TRY TO WIN HER OVER

I mean he HAS to know she likes dancing and lipsyncing by now especially since he tried it in the bj2 wedding

I mean cmon look at her at the end of bj1 she would totally still jam

i just really want them to dance together ok is that too much to ask

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Happy 53rd Birthday, Winona Ryder!!!! 🖤🖤🖤

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Same anon who messaged you about trans call and Cisserus. I found this I thought you also might enjoy this because I:

https://www.tumblr.com/honesthearts/765058671288975360/omg

Aaww! Thanks! I absolutely love her laid-back, grunge style. And i love how she can get all dolled up and then also get all grunged down 😅. I strive to achieve that in my wardrobe.

This is the photo Anon sent:

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Ok, seriously! I NEED a woman who can do both like her!

Accepting i'm bisexual has been really great 'n all, except now i'm hopelessly and helplessly in love with Winona Ryder.

Look at her face!!!! 🖤

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I see I triggered the dormant Vamps fandom…

Thank you for awakening them and bringing that movie to my attention, it's def a fav of mine now! 🖤🧛🏻‍♀️

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I honestly think at this point, (u know, since Lydia's an adult now) they'd actually make a pretty cute "since-we're-both-still-single-at-700-and-50-let's-marry-each-other" couple.

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Oh, ok, fine. I'll have Sheldon draw up a relationship agreement for the 3 of us

In special edition alien resurrection when Call goes “since YOU were born without BALLS!!!” she is too cute I have to have her

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She says it SO cheesily as well! 😅 i love it!

Also, she's already mine and will fight u for her ⚔️

In special edition alien resurrection when Call goes “since YOU were born without BALLS!!!” she is too cute I have to have her

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Me on November 1st:

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You just reminded me that Call is basically a space pirate and made her 2001 times more sexy, if that's even possible cos she's the sexiest, thank you! 🖤

accurate alien franchise meme via r/LV426

and yes romulus is definitely aliens vs orphans

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👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Queen behaviour 🖤