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Hey I made this edit lol. I'm a noob to edit but I saw no one else edit them to this song so

I hate the capcut logo but idk how to remove it

Didn't he say he laughed when he was nervous though? Bc if that's that case it's even worse 😭

Btw Canon couple they totally kissed

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Just finished batman telltale series and I'm emotionally unwell so

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Yall I need to rant

I've been seeing so many people complain about mk1 and it pmo. Like they complain about it being dog shit characters not doing a logical shit in a situation or whatever. But literally, it's a video game about ninjas, warriors, princesses and all.. it's not supposed to be realistic to me! Or at least not so much. I think mk is cool bc you get to play as incredible fighters and go through an adventure to have fun, first. Why some complaining about it not being enough realistic when it already wasn't when it started off? If we start to consider all those "but he could've used that in that scene-" it'd be too complicated. Idk if it's just me but idgaf if it's not realistic, I just wanna enjoy the story. Btw pls don't attack me on this it's just my opinion

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Hello, hope you're doing well! I have a headcanon request :]

I was wondering if you could give your take on the Lin Kuei bros and an artistic MC/reader? Sorry if someone asked this already lol, I just thought the idea was interesting and fun!

Hi and ofc bbg 😍

I tried to include different art forms lol

Gifs/pics not from me

Lin kuei bros x artistic reader

Bi han

Hey (uncle Aaron rizz)

Starting off, I think he does secretly kinda likes art. Would he admit it? No, it's bi han duh. But he still would admire it subtly, despite saying it's a waste of time and that you could be training instead

Don't listen pookie he just jealous (lol)

Btw he would stand beside you to see what you're drawing. He definitely doesn't care about jumpscaring you, he'd say shit like "a Lin kuei warrior must always be on guards"

Bbg wants to see what you're drawing

Is it his business? No. Does he wonder what's in there? Yeah

This man DOES NOT care. He will look even if you try to hide it away from him

It's his responsibility to check up on his warriors after all

Well, at least that's what he said. Truth is he just wanted a peek of your sketches soo

He looks through your notebook, his expression impassive. He flips through the pages, seeing various drawings there. Honestly, he's impressed by this, but he doesn't quite say it.

"I suppose you have artistic skills, but don't mistake it. You still should be training"

Bi han is allergic to compliments or what?? Nah just kidding, he does congrats you, though still wanting you to be a warrior

But, if he finds you doing some sculpture, that'd a twinge different

I can imagine him walking by and just randomly seeing you sculpting something, his frown still on his face but interested

Especially if it's ice sculpture. Cuz, yk, that's kinda his element?

He'd be a sucker for that. Do an ice flower and it's a proposal

Just kidding (maybe)

The grandmaster eyes you as you carefully handle the ice cube, your expression concentrated. He doesn't say anything, he wouldn't want to distract you when you're focused

Then, he can see an ice flower slowly forming from what once was just an ice cube, amazed

The cryomancer cautiously inspect your work

"Again" he commands. Seems like he liked it. Be prepared though, he wants to make a whole bouquet of them

Kuai liang

I gotta start with saying, I don't think kuai liang is very inclined to art

It's not that he doesn't like it, he just doesn't care about it

But if he likes someone, he'd get interested in seeing what passions they may have

He's like "yes pookie you're doing a good job"

Jokes (maybe)

All that being said, I think he'd be fascinated to see you work through your passion. He always love people who stand in what they believe in ofc

I don't think he'd be too intrusive with it (*cough cough* bi han *cough cough*) but he'd still show that he's interested

Though I admit, I think he'd have a soft spot for literature

He's glad when he sees you writing. He does wonder, what are your thoughts you scribble down there? He wouldn't invade your privacy of course, the pyromancer would wait until you were ready to share your ponders with him

He always has admired how dedicated you were. He'd support you through your hobbies

So when the day comes that you show him what you wrote, he cherishes it. Dearly. Kuai liang knows how important it is for you and that it's precious

The ninja occasionally hums as he reads your writings, his eyes focused. When he finally looks at you, he relaxes. "I admire your bravery to show me your vulnerabilities. I won't forget it." He mutters "you shouldn't doubt yourself. It's beautiful." He says while looking at you. You can't properly see it but he's smiling beneath his mask.

Sorry got a little romantical here

I think he'd remotely be the same if he finds your painting

Though, to try and show interest to things you like, he asks you to teach him (lol)

I don't think this guy can hardly draw a stickman but he's trying

I think he'd just end up trying to draw a campfire. Emphasis on try

You see, Lin kuei aren't really trained to be artists so.. yeah, be indulgent

Hyperpigmentation type shi irl

"You've been painting for ten minutes, let me see the product.. is that a campfire? No, no it's nice! It's so nice! Oh.. it never looked better!" "I don't think it looks good-" "it is FANTASTIC!"

Tomas vrbada

Huh.. guys.. huh..

Just kidding

I think Tomas would be a little more inclined than his brothers in art. No he won't do a masterpiece, but it'd be better than for example kuai liang's painting

I can imagine him just being behind you looking at what you're scribbling. Stealthy like that. He's a ninja, he literally wouldn't make a sound, not wanting to startle you

Though one day he does muster up the courage to speak to you about your drawings. Smokey bear tries to sound casual but really he's kinda nervous

It'd be fun to draw with him. I mean, he can both take things seriously and play around, so you can expect him to lock in on drawing and then sketching something silly

He's like that

I think he'd be really impressed if yk.. you can build stuff or something. Like forgery or sum. Idk if it counts as art but idc

Tomas would always compliment your work and go to you if the clan needs something, like weapons or sum

I mean, you could do whatever and he'd still praise it

Or tease you like a little shit, depends on the day. All friendly banter though

He'd keep it if you gave him a drawing or something you built, treating it like a treasure

Tomas likes to keep things from his closed ones bc he's always scared of them dying like his previous family. He kept things that reminded him of his old family when they died to keep the memories alive

So in case something like that happens again, he has stuff to remember them in a positive light

Sorry I got a little depressed here

All that to say, the ninja would engage in your artistic hobbies

Heyyyy sorry I took long to write it. I literally have no excuses I just didn't feel like writing lol

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Yall

Ok but the comparison is obvious no?? Idk they remind me of each other. Maybe it's the way I feel their parenting would be similar. Or that bi han would've probably done similar as miguel if he was in his place (my opinion though pls don't attack me on this). Or because they're hot buff men. Oh and they're both asses with traumas they refuse to talk about bc they're stubborn. Their family is important, though they'd never admit it to others. Oh and they overwork themselves 24/7

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Their beef would be legendary *side eye*

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Can I have a headcanon request for Tomas x Buff-Muscular!Fem reader.

When Tomas sees her outfit with the outlines of her toned-muscles while she flex

But ofc pookie 🤗

First of all, Tomas is not one of those guy that dislikes muscles on women or says that it's unattractive

Sorry not sorry 😜

I think he'd like his woman for her, her appearance is not really what he treasures the most in a relationship

BUT he can appreciate the view either way (respectfully lol)

So like, imagine you, all tall and buff *maniacal laughter*, and he just walks in and sees you for the first time

Well, it's safe to say the ninja is impressed

I mean, he saw muscles all of his life because of training, but somehow you caught his attention

Traduction, he was flustered

But at least he was grateful he had a mask on to hide that shi

Bro does not want others to know he got a silly crush on you, especially not his brothers

They'd tease him restlessly- anyway

So, after that day, he started to discreetly observes you from afar. Don't expect to catch him though, he's subtle. Smoke ain't his element for nothing lil bro

He just can't help it with how your muscles tense during training, how you look like you can pick up a whole ass tree with your hand, he finds your strength very attractive

But eventually, his brothers do catch up to him about it

I think kuai liang would find out first. Why? Why not

I can picture the brothers talking, kuai liang conversing about how it goes in the clan and all, but when he asks Tomas a question, he just hums. Even when it's unrelated

"Do you think we should give students opportunities to practice fighting with earthrealmers or should we stick to outworld's fighters?" " hm hm"

Just a silly example lol

That's how he finds out Tomas is in fact not listening to him. He looks at him with a confused look before seeing where he looks at, you again

He gives him a knowing look "is something distracting you, brother?"

Tomas, sensing the taunt in his voice, turns to look at him, quickly realizing he knew

"What- no, I'm listening fully" the man tries to defend himself "hm hm" kuai liang says with a mocking suspicion

Similar thing with bi han, but during training

Tomas and bi han were training, mostly practicing fighting of course as kuai liang waited for one of them to loose. The brothers often did that, like some sort of competition. Two of them three fight while the other brother waits for one of them to loose to fight the winner and again and again, ykwim

They're so silly

Anyway

This time though, the two were taking longer, both too stubborn to give up today. And honestly, kuai liang was getting bored

So, he had an idea to quicken it up

He said to Tomas you were around, just for him to get distracted, "where??" Tomas quickly looked to see if you were there

But when he realized, it was too late. Bi han punched his brother, sending him to the ground as he was scolding him about leaving an opening

"You're not focused. Why are you distracted?" Bi han demands an answer as kuai liang smiles while explaining to the grandmaster the situation

Their teasing are insufferable after. Well, most like kuai liang's occasional teasing and bi han comments about it being "ridiculous" and to just tell you if it was that bad bc tomas was "wasting time" crushing on you without saying anything

He even asked advices from Johnny cage. It was that bad

Today was no different from the other. He admired you from afar (respectfully)

Your outfit today with your outlines of your toned muscles.. yeah, he was down bad, and it worsened when you flexed

But, he gathered up all his courage to talk to you. Mostly because his brothers were tired of him talking about you

He tried to not be awkward. To be natural. But all he could wonder was- how tf does Johnny cage do it??

The ninja striked up a friendly conversation with you, proposing to train with you and you accepted

He really was glad, but tried to hide it

He could admit, you really were good at this. And well, obviously you won. It didn't help that bro was in awe of you when fighting, giving you some leverage to strike

But did he complain? Not really, not when you were looking down at him with a smirk

He got up, hesitating but deciding it was better not to wait or he wouldn't do it

"Would you like to go out at madame's bo sometimes?" He asks, though quickly keeping talking, not wanting you to be weirded out by the sudden proposition "I heard it was amazing there with the food" he said, mentally slapping himself, thinking he sounded stupid

But his worries went away when you chuckled and accepted

Okay that's all lol. Didn't expect to yap that much. Anyway I hope you enjoy!

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I love your hcs for the linkuei trio, very funny :3

Can I request hcs of annoying things they do? Like they're messy and stuff like that. I don't think I've ever seen anyone exploring a part of them like that and I'm curious what it would be like 😅

I'll do as best as I can pookie :D

the Lin kuei bros and annoying things they do

Bi han

Dang. Here we go again

The first annoying thing about him that's very noticeable is that he has a resting bitch face

No matter if he's actually annoyed, indifferent etc, he WILL have that same frown. He def had some misunderstandings because of it

"Stop giving me attitude young man" "I'm not doing anything"

Actual conversation between an elder of the clan and him btw

He's judgmental. That we know ofc

If you do something that he deems is not the "right" way to do it, he will try to correct you. That is SO annoying when trying to get something done and someone beside you is like "that's not how you do it"

Anyway-

It's hard to make him laugh honestly. If you make a bad joke he'd just slowly turn to stare at you

When he jokes, it's probably a smart quip said in a deadpan tone that most people have to actually think about it for a few seconds to get it

Yk when teachers randomly come up to your desk to stare at your work in a tense silence while you stress out? Yeah that's bi han

He'd just come randomly to you at training to see if you're getting better. Does he know it stresses out most students to get stared at when training? It's a mystery, but he doesn't look like he cares much

Sigh. People, I'm sorry to say it, but he probably wouldn't like shy people

He just doesn't understand how someone can be shy. For him it's a sign of weakness

He won't mind if someone is mostly silent and efficient, but he will mind if someone is too shy to get job done

He mostly cares about competence after all

Oh, last thing, he's a sore loser

He's not allowed to play board games in this household anymore

Kuai liang

Why is Tomas being a pretty princess behind kuai liang-

Anyway

He's similar to bi han. He honestly copies him without noticing. At least he did that when he was a kid

It can come off as annoying if you're trying to joke around and he does bi han's slow turn

You have to explain the joke for him to crack a smile most of the time

He's stubborn. Yk the type of stubborn to actually write up a Wikipedia text to confirm his opinion even when he's wrong. Ik they're not familiar with the internet, but he'd be the type to do that if he was so

He gossips

Ik it sounds odd said like that, like "how can a trained ninja gossip like a schoolgirl!". Well, he does, just more discreetly

If someone starts talking shit about someone he dislikes (example bi han after his betrayal COUGH COUGH) he WILL get in the conversation

Though he tries to be subtle, he's obviously liking tea time from time to time

Guys.. he forgets anniversaries

Don't take it personal though. It could be valentine, anyone's birthday, new year, it doesn't change the result

I can see him randomly ask for the date after people act weird and then hearing what date it is (again, any special event) and he'd be like "really?" LIKE BRO DIDN'T KNOW

I think it's because he doesn't care much about what date it is, having other things to worry about

He's ridiculously charming

Ik people when hearing that would be "how is that annoying?" Well, it is if you're his partner and see other women flirt with him. He'd probably be polite but refuse the advances

Still annoying af though

That and because he can get away with many things because of it. Countless of times when they were kids, one of his brothers would get scolded instead of him because their father believed more in kuai liang and thought he could never do such thing

He did

He just has a way with words. He understands social cues and use it to his advantage

Yes, it is pretty manipulative, but most people just see him as a cool dude anyway so he gets a free pass

Tomas vrbada

Bbg (war criminal)

He's a prankster. That can be annoying when he does it to you instead of his brothers

He will always pretend to have done no wrong with a smirk that CLEARLY tells you he's the one you did it, but you have no proof of it

As I said, he's a little shit-

He will tease about quite literally anything, just to annoy

Why? Why not

Yes, he is a kind and noble man. No, that does not keep him away from being mischievous

If you have some typpa crush on him, he WILL know. No matter how much you try to hide it, he's unfortunately very observant

Example, he will flex his muscles while training if he notices you looking, though subtly and making it look accidental of course. He might even wink at you if he's feeling particularly bold that day

He's one of those that "doesn't want to take sides" when a conflict comes up, though he ends up taking a side anyway because he's forced to

Is a nerd about animals. He's the type that's like "Well actually-" if you get a fact wrong about an animal

He knows, he's been a hunter before

It is irritating if you talk about your favorite animal and he corrects you. like bro let me enjoy stuff

"I like raccoons, they're funny-" said anyone (or you) before Tomas corrects them by saying weird ass facts about raccoons

He's a "no, you pick" in a relationship most of the time. And most of the time, it's chill, but sometimes it is kinda hard if you both say that. It just won't end

Yk that annoying couple that's giggling and all "no, you pick!" Until it actually turns into an argument? It reminded me of that

He's insanely lucky at board games. Like BRO wdym you just picked a card that said you own the bank now?!

He'd taunt about it too

As I said, he's very perceptive. Don't try hiding stuff, he will know if you're hiding stuff or if something is wrong and etc

"Did you eat my dessert in the fridge?" "No" "I know you're lying"

Actual conversation between one of his brother and him

He'd pester until he gets the truth, too

Well that's all bbg, I hope it's alright!

Gifs not from me. I got inspired by some mk fanfics and environment lol

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Okay random rant but I'm TIRED of seeing people say "oh bi han would want his wife at home" "oh bi han would want a trad wife"- LIKE WHAT?! BRO HAVE ANYONE SEEN WHO TF HE DATED?? I mean in the game he dates quite the opposite of that. Bi han clearly wants a warrior that can handle themselves and have goals for the future, not to JUST be a wife exclusively, visible through the women he dates ofc. I needed to say that.

Like okay I get it, he's a complex character and hard to understand or grasp his thoughts ofc, but can we stop mischaracterizing him for a bit pls 😭 I'm about to crash out if I see any hcs including him wanting to have wife that doesn't think for themselves. Canon bi han would probably acc be annoyed by that ngl-

Notes: not bashing on trad wifes out here, your choices bro, just bashing on THOSE that force their ideals on others/romanticize abuse and those who says bi han would want that, bc he clearly wouldn't

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I can't be the only one

Idk maybe I'm crazy but wtv I see similarities. I mean.. mama's boys, smart, arrogant, selfish, ambitious, cold despite that they obv hide their feelings to not get considered as 'weak'.. CHAT AM I TRIPPING

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I found a mk fan?? that writes well?? I'm not going to let them go *maniacal laughter*

Me while reading this btw this was munchy crunchy

Under the Mistletoe

Mk kharacters x GN reader

Summary: Johnny's hosting a holiday party and you find yourself under the mistletoe with a kombatant.

A/n: Happy New Years!!! It's been a good little minute since I've done any headkanons. I know I haven't been posting much lately, I'm sorry about that a lot's been going on these last few months. This year I plan on being way more productive with my writing.

C/w: Heat, Slight smut, sloppy kissing, tongue, mentions of blood, violence and bruises

Bi-Han

He wasn't originally supposed to be here.

Johnny didn't want to invite him, considering all the recent drama (and because he still owed Johnny for the vase), but you insisted. You felt bad because the alternative was him spending the holidays alone.

You all thought Bi-Han wouldn't show up, Bi-Han wasn't a fan of the holidays, neither was he really the funnest at parties.

You were all surprised when Bi-Han did come. It was all so awkward. There was a lot of tension in the air, many fearing that at any given second, Bi-Han would explode and ruin everything.

But it didn't happen, the entire night Bi-Han stayed in a corner of the room. No one dared to go near him, not even his own brother, so he stayed there alone. He stayed there with his arms crossed leaning against the wall with a scowl in his face.

You felt your heart ache for him.

After building up courage, you walk up to him. He gives you a cold glare, but there was something oddly welcoming in his eyes.

"What do you want?" He grumbles as he gets off the walls and stands upright.

You quickly attempt to make small talk, he eyes you up and down as you try to talk to him. He still has a frown on his face but he doesn't shoo you away or giving you the feeling that he wants to be alone.

The remainder of the evening you try to create. Conversation, and Bi-Han gives you a decent response.

In truth, Bi-Han is grateful for you trying to talk to him. One of the worst parts of parties and events is that he often times end up alone, though he refuses to let anyone know that.

The holidays have always been a lonely time for him. He hated the holidays but his brothers always manage to make him enjoy just a little. But now s rift has grown between him and his brothers making it even harder to find anything to happen during this season.

You're the reason he came here in the first place. He refused to come at first, but then he learned that you personally asked Johnny to invite him, that you wanted him here.

You continue to talk, the conversation gets better. But you notice something hanging above both of you. Mistletoe. Johnny had hanged it all over the place in hopes of catching Kitana under it.

Hot red blush burns your face as you suddenly become shy. You fail to look Bi-Han in the eyes and struggle to speak. "What is it?" He sharply asks. Then he sees the mistletoe. Everything goes still and quiet as he just glares at it.

"I- it's just a dumb tradition." Your face felt like it was on fire with how hard you were blushing. "We don't have to do it." You can't anymore world's to say, your eyes are now glued to the floor.

Bi-Han glared at you, an unimpressed look in his eyes. "Pathetic." You hear him mumble as he places a hand onto your chin and forces you to look at him. "Cowardice disgust me."

He then grabs the back of your head and forcefully kisses you. His lips crash against you as his other arm wraps itself around your body

He holds you close as he kisses you, he isn't usually a romantic man, but tonight, for you, he'll make an exception.

His lips weren't as rough as you anticipated they'd be, they were surprisingly soft and warm, everything about him is soft and warm. You find your arms slowly return to his embrace as he kisses you with an unexpected passion. You mind goes numb for a second as you can't fathom that this is happening.

Finally, Bi-Han releases you. You gasp as you catch your breath and regain your composer. You pant, you stable to keep you balanced. And all the while Bi-Han resumes his harsh stare and he fixes with his cold eyes.

He continues the conversation you were having like nothing happened, you try to continue it too. But the kiss is permanently at the for front of your mind.

It's getting later in the night and the party is now whining down. All you can think about is Bi-Han's warmth, his rough lips that were soft at the same time. The way his strong arms held you gave you chills to just think about it.

Later on, you both were seen leaving the party together.

Tomas

At the prospect of being invited to a party, especially a party at Cage mansion with the Johnny Cage, Tomas was over the moon.

He was especially eager to go when he heard you'd be there. He has always had a crush on you, but he was too nervous to do anything. Maybe tonight will be different...

So you made the decision to take him home with you.

Tomas isn't one for social interactions, unless it's leading and instructing warriors or playing a part, he is quite awkward. But tonight, he was willing to try.

During the party, he does his best to be as social as possible. Sometimes he does well, other times her devolves into going on a long rant about one of his many hyperfixations.

But throughout the entire night, he has kept his eye on one thing: you. He has desperately been looking for you everywhere. Sometimes he finds you, but you're too busy or too far away for him to get to. Other times he can't find you anywhere, he asks around and he is often led onto a wild goose chase.

When the night goes on, things get darker and darker outside. Guests were already beginning to leave, and he hasn't had a chance to speak to you.

Much to his disappointment, he and Kuai were beginning to leave. He feels heartbroken, he was so excited to speak to you, he didn't know what about, but just being able to speak to you would be enough for him.

He and Kuai were walking out of the door. But then Tomas sees something at the corner of his eye.

Tomas sees an opportunity, and he bolts towards. Much to Kuai's confusion.

"Y/N!" He shouts as he quickly approaches you. You eagerly stop what you're doing totuen to face him as he steadily approaches.

As he gets to you, he accidentally slams into you and knocks you over.

Tomas grabs you by the waist, quickly catching you before you hit the ground, apologizing purfusely.

But you don't seem to mind, you actually laugh and joke about it. That doesn't stop Tomas for feeling terrible, he places a hand on the back of your head, cradling it and ensuring that it's secure, and places another hand on your lower back. He tenderly looks at you, causing you to feel a sudden load of butterflies awaken in your stomach.

Your eyes fall onto the ceiling and you what's above your head: Mistletoe.

You stare at it, wheels in your head turn as you realize what it is. Tomas, noticing you staring at something, looks up and see it too.

You both are frozen for a second as you share sheepish glances at each other, both of you too shy to say anything. Yet you give him an encouraging look.

He goes in and kisses. He over thought it every second. Should he skip some tongue in? Would you like that? Is he going kissing you too hard? Will he soft enough for you?

Both your minds went numb as you lips touch, it all feels strangely magical as the world goes silent. You become more aware of the way he holds you, so much care, so much love.

He helps you back to your feet, but your head felt awfully light from that kiss.

"Um, maybe we should go somewhere private." He says, his own face flushed. "I think we have a lot to talk about."

Kuai

As the Grandmaster of a very new and very fragile clan meant to protect Earthrealm, Kuai aoiang as little interest in parties. So he refuses to go at first, but Tomas and Harumi insist on him going.

He is firm at first on his position on not going, but they all eventually wear him down. He begrudgingly relents and agrees to go.

He is a natural when it comes to social settings. He has a cool and charismatic way about him that makes him a very chill person to be around.

He wasn't a very outgoing person though, not really a social butterfly. He kept to just Tomas and Harumi for most of the night.

One of Kuai's problems is that he is often too mild, but to him he was just right. Tomas and Harumi encouraged Kuai to let loose a little tonight.

So that's what he tried, he began being more outgoing talking to more people, even dancing a little. It felt pretty fun, but he preferred to be in a calmer setting, making having some form of a deep conversation.

He found that in you. He came across you while he was coming off the dancefloor, many cheering him as he left.

"Y/n!?!?" He was taken aback when he saw you, you were so beautiful tonight. "You look... exquisite." He sighs. You were always so radiant to him in just the simple things you do. So many times he found himself going mad at how magnificent you were, tonight you were just the same if not more.

You always loved Kuai, he was amazing in your eyes. He was gentle and sweet, so you didn't hesitate when he came to you hoping to talk.

You found a much more calmer part of the mansion to talk. A nice room with a leather couch, possibly the library, but the place was do overly decorated that you couldn't tell.

Kuai talked about the Shirai Ryu and how well it was coming along. He is especially about the one Shirai Ryu in particular, Hanzo Hasashi. He beamed with pride when talking about him, as he and Hanzo were at one point good friends.

He looked so cute as he talked about how proud he was of everyone in the clan, how humbling it was being a grandmaster and having to deal with such a big responsibility.

Eventually, the conversation got a little more casual when you talked about what you were going to do for the rest of the holidays. Kuai seemed especially interested on whether are not you'd be spending them with someone.

Before you could answer, you lay back in your chair, you notice for the first time something hovering over your head, mistletoe.

Butterflies begin swarm around in your stomach as you fix your eyes into the decoration, making sure your weren't mistaken.

Kuai looks up too, he seems less surprised by the mistletoe. He stilled seemed calm, you caught his brow arch and lips curl a little.

"Well," he sets gets closer to you "It is tradition to kiss." You rub your face hoping that the blush might come off. "And who am I to go against tradition?"

He pulls you close, sits you onto his lap. "Y/n," He says softly, almost a whisper. "Will you do me the honor of letting me kissing you?"

Did he even need to ask? He pulled you in and kissed you, his kiss was like fire. His hand rub your thigh, slowly making it's way to the inside of your thigh.

He even was so brave to the point of slipping his tongue into your mouth. You moan as he continues to kiss you with passion.

He lays your down onto your back on the couch. He climbs on top of you and continues to kiss you. He pulls back to undo his shirt, you help him unbutton it as things began to feel a tough hotter in the room.

"Well, it's a good thing we chose someplace private." He said as he threw his shirt off. "I suppose we'll be here for a good while."

Geras

He met you while he was moving through the dance floor trying to get back to Tomas and Harumi, who were busy talking to Liu Kang.

You are instantly attracted to him, you admire him from afar. You find your way to him later on in the night. Though he was kind of stiff

As the overseer of the timeline, Geras spends his days monitoring the hourglass and ensuring all went according to Liu Kang's plans.

He never celebrates the holidays, he never saw a reason too. He had no one else around to celebrate it with.

But he can't deny that he has a curiosity on what it would be like to have someone to enjoy these traditions with.

So when Johnny invited Geras to this holiday party, Geras accepts.

He hopes to go know what it's like to partake in such festivities with humans.

Though, he isn't the best at socializing. For the first part of the night he decides it would be festive to give people cryptic warnings and clues about their futures. One guy he just straight up told him that he had an incurable disease and that'd cause him to die an agonizingly slow and excruciatingly painful death.

Geras stayed in the corner for most of the night, unsure on what to do. He just stood there and stared at everyone, it began to creep some people out. It didn't help that he chose the darkest corner which caused his eyes to glow in a very ominous way.

The only person who wasn't scared of him was you. After building up some courage, you invite him over to have some punch with.

Geras has always had a strange fondness for you. You caught his eye as he monitored the timeline. There was a strange

It's very awkward at first, neither of you seem to know how to interact. Both of you come from extremely different walks of life so there isn't a lot to talk about.

He talks about his process of monitoring this and other timelines for potential threats.

Geras is the first to notice it above your heads. The Mistletoe. It's a strange tradition to him. He is familiar with it, a superstitious tradition thought to ensure fertility. It's useless to him, he never planned on having children. Frankly, he isn't sure he even could barely children.

Family, love, passion, things Kronika forbade him. She had created him strictly to enforce her will.

But Liu Kang did recreate him, perhaps things have changed. He can think of someone he'd like to try these things with.

He stares at it while you talk. Confused, you stop talking and look up. You feel yourself blush as you realize what's above you.

You nervously laugh, "It's-uh-it's a Mistletoe. Basically it's-"

"I am aware of what it is, Y/n, I was not created yesterday." He interrupts sternly. You must look like a tomato with how red you are. "It's alright, I didn't mean to be rude."

Then silence between you two, your eyes dart from Geras and to the Mistletoe. Geras just stares blankly at you.

Finally, after taking a deep breath, you get on your tippy toes and gently kiss Geras. taking Geras by surprise.

Gently touches his lips as he processes what just happened. And then you see something you never saw before, Geras blushing.

"...Thank you...Y/n..." He says softly, giving an appreciative smile.

He stays with you for the remainder of the night, he looks at you with a look in his eyes. Like cogs in his brain were working hard to process and understanding new found feelings.

Kitana

When Kitana was invited by Johnny, she was hesitant at first. She once thought his little attempts to woo her were cute at first, but now they were getting annoying.

Also, she didn't care much for the Earthrealm holidays.

But she decided that she'd come by for a little bit, and then return to Outworld to spend the rest of winter with her sister to help with strategizing against Shoa.

And she must admit, she did find the party quite fun. The Christmas tree being so beautifully lit, the holiday cheer in the air as the carolers sang songs outside.

She admired the decoration of the mansion. She bumped into you as she was looking around. She kindly greeted you, asking you to excuse the splotches of blood on her hands.

The Princess has always been very fond of you, you were one of the few Earthrealmers she fairly liked.

But that enjoyment quickly ended.

She seemed fairly excited, she seemed to be enamored by the holidays.

You begin to talk about holiday tradition, you share Earthrealm customs while she shares Outworld holiday traditions.

The conversation quickly transitions to you telling holiday memories from your childhood. Kitana listens intently, enraptured by your every word. But then her attention is taken by something on the ceiling, but you don't notice.

If you paid attention to Kitana's face, it looked like wheels were turning. Then something clicked.

"Y/n?" She gently asks, immediately taking your attention. "I need you to step back a few feet." You stare at her confused, but you comply. A mischievous look on her face.

When you finish backing up, she points for you to look up at the ceiling. You look up and your heart stops as you see it: Mistletoe.

You choke on air. You look back at her, you try to say. She just stares you down with a smirk on her face. She gestures with her hand for you to come closer.

You shuffle forward a little, too nervous to get too close. Kitana grabs you by the collar and pulls you into a kiss. Taking out her fan and folding to stop people from seeing you kiss.

After holding her face against you and kissing you for a few moments, Kitana is nice enough to let you go. She laughs as you stumble about trying to regain you composure.

"It seems these Earthrealm traditions are not as bad as I thought."

Reiko

No nobody knows why he's here, he wasn't invited.

Reiko knew he wasn't invited. General Kitana, Geras, and Liu Kang was walking around here somewhere. If they caught him it would be all over.

So, why is here? Perhaps he just wanted to crash the party and cause problems. That is certainly what he did. He caused quite a ruckus by being loud as possible, he pigged out almost all Christmas convections Johnny spent a fortune, he antagonised many of the guests by insulting them and trying to start fights.

He isn't usually like this, usually he is the loyal underling of General Shao, but he couldn't deny that he was still a little miffed at the Earthrealmers for winning the tournament and humiliating Outworld and the General as well as interfering with the generals plans to liberate Outworld. So his primary mission tonight was to ruin everyone's night.

And he was successful, so successful to the point that Kitana, Liu Kang, and Geras were on his tail. He had successfully avoided them for most of the night, he thought it was funny how they ran this way and that trying to find him, and he eluded them every turn of the way.

He bumped into you as he was dipping out of Kitana's sight.

"Well, hello there." The moment he saw you, he knew you'd be his next victim of the night.

As he thought of the best, most obscene thing he could say to you, you smile at him as you try to be nice. He unloaded a mass of perverted advances towards you in hopes getting a rise out of you.

He definitely would ask 'if it was bubblegum pink' if he knew of the saying. , enough for you to gasp and hide your face in shame as the blush came through.

You were familiar with Shao's wild second in command, but you didn't expect him to be so...charming. You found yourself blushing at his every word. Which isn't what Reiko was expecting usually the things he says would cause women to gasp and slap him in disgust.

But he couldn't deny, he liked seeing you like this, so he continued. Perhaps he could make more of a use of you tonight if he was lucky.

As he continues to spout his perverted advances towards, you look every which way but at him. At one point you look up to the ceiling to avoid his haunting eyes, and that's how you see it. Mistletoe hanging above your heads. You gasp as you see it.

Reiko stops talking and looks up to see what you were gasping at. He sees the strange bundle of flora hanging from the ceiling. He stares at it confused. He looks at you, his eyes demanding answers.

You quickly explain what it is, you stammer as you explain why it was hung up on the ceiling. As you tell him the tradition of kissing someone under the plant for superstition.

You watch as his eyes light up as you tell him. "Is that so?" He slowly walks up and gets closer to you. "Um...yeah, it's just a silly tradition." You say as you continue to avoid his gaze.

Reiko licks his lips as he stares at you. Before you know it, you don't even know how it began, if he initiated it or you, but now Reiko's face was against yours, his lips pressed up against your lips, his tongue exploring the inside of your mouth.

His hands weren't shy as they traveled around your body, feeling and gripping certain parts as he took you in.

You surprised at how hungrily he kissed and gripped at you. It was almost to the point that it felt like he was beginning to take your clothes off.

Whatever he was about to do, you'd never find out, because in an instant Reiko is ripped off you by Kitana. She hadn't given up on finding Reiko all night, him stopping to talk to you, to make out with you, slowed him down long enough for her to catch him.

You are left in a dazed and state as you are left stumbling back. Both from the commotion that Kitana and her guards caused as well as the passionate kiss that left your brain buffering.

Despite being found, Reiko had a smile on his face as he gave a proud laugh. "Well, looks like our date has been cut short...until next time..."

As they drag him away, Kitana sends you an apologetic look as she walks away. No doubt assuming you were a victim her was accosting you.

You are left alone, you can still taste Reiko in your mouth. You are struggling to process all the madness that just occurred in front of you. You fix your clothes and hair and try to enjoy the rest of the night.

Baraka

The holidays aren't easy for Baraka. Tarkat often makes it so hard to live, especially with the fact that it took everything away from him, he struggles to feel any holiday joy.

When Johnny invited him to the party, Baraka had thought the man had gone crazy. Inviting someone infected with Tarkat to an event that could risk hundreds getting infected.

But Johnny insisted everything would be fine, Earthrealmers seem to have much more of an immunity to Tarkat compared to Outworlders.

Baraka would've refused, he should've refused. But so much of his life has been hardships, surely he could spend one night to be happy.

So there he is, he stands at the corner of the room, looking around aimlessly at the thousands of people. Music filled the air as the guess mingled and ate and were merry.

Everyone avoided Baraka, it doesn't matter if they as Earthrealmers had an immunity, they still ostracized him, avoided him, glared at him, whispered and muttered things about him.

Baraka regretted coming here. All he could do was stay in the corner, and watch as they all shot him dirty and concerned looks. He sighed, defeated. He never should have come here.

It felt like Johnny only brought him here to be spectacle to gawk and point.

He was just about to leave, until you walked up to him. You had been finding the courage to talk to him, you saw him standing all alone in and you felt you heart ache form.

Baraka stares you down cautiously as you walk up to him. You smile sweetly as you try to make small talk. Baraka doesn't shoo you away, he seemingly embraces your company.

There isn't much for you to talk about, but you still try, and Baraka appreciates it. He isn't really a talkative person, but for you he tries.

You actually get along quite well, after a few minutes of painful attempts at small talk, you finally find something to talk about.

As you talk, you eyes find their way to the ceiling, and that is how you became aware of the mistletoe hanging above your heads.

You try to stop yourself, but you audibly gasp as you look at it, causing Baraka to look at it as well.

You quickly explain what it is and what people do when they're caught under it. Baraka merely makes dry laughs at this. Not just because of his lack of lips, but the idea of you ever kissing him. Surely, you must've thought him too repulsive to kiss.

But you surprised him. After hesitating a few seconds, you slowly rock forward on the tip of your toes and you plant a soft kiss on Baraka's nose.

Baraka is taken aback by this as you softly pech his mutated nose. He was as you step back and smile at him, and all he can do is look dumbfounded.

Did you do that out of pity? Did you just feel bad for him so you decided to kiss him? Obligation? Was it out of duty to tradition?

Or...did you do it because you...liked?

Be can't help fantasize about the possibility of someone loving in such a way. For now, perhaps he'll give into the fantasy. But he's no fool, this is just for tonight. Because who could possibly actually love a monster like him.

Liu Kang

Bah! How could you ever love a monster like him?

Liu Kang hasn't always been one for parties. He has always preferred to stay at the Wu Shi and meditate in his temple.

But the Fire God decided to humor Johnny and attend the party.

Being the protector of Earthrealm as well as the Titan of time, Liu Kang was the center of attention for much of the night. So many people came to him and started conversations, maybe they ask him questions hoping to pry out some answers for major moments in their lives.

Sometimes an entire entourage would form around him. You were almost knocked down by the crowd of people as they walked past you, you wondered if Liu Kang ever felt overwhelmed by all this attention.

Finally, the crowd about him finally lightened up, giving Liu Kang a chance to slip away. That is how he came across you.

You had avoided him all night. You were always intimidated by that fact that he was the protector of Earthrealm, finding out that he was the Titan of Time as well made you officially too nervous to approach him.

You had always had Liu's eyes though. You had always been special to him. He took great care in crafting everyone's destiny in this new timeline, he especially took great care when crafting your new life.

Something about you was just so captivating about you that Liu Kang couldn't keep you out of his head indefinitely. So when he found out you were here, he decided upon himself that he'd speak to you at least once tonight.

He wasn't going to do anything too personal, just a kind smile and a kind greeting. Perhaps a little small talk and then he'd move on.

You felt your palms get sweaty as he walked up to you. You force a smile into your face as he begins talking. You remind yourself at every second not to freak out, this is just you literal maker and creator of the universe, who's also hot, nothing to worry about.

You make your greetings, you wish him a happy holiday. Liu Kang nods at this, he moves the conversation to how much progress you've made throughout this year. "You have improved so much, considering who you were originally..."

He trails off for a second. "I'm sorry?" You asked perplexed. "I improved from wha-"

"Forgive me, I misspoke." He waves his hand as if he was shooing away a thought. He is quick to move the conversation along, you don't protest, better to keep the conversation light rather than ask questions about your past lives and the place he designer for you in this timeline.

You try to move the conversation along, you talk about what you did for the holidays, who you celebrated with, how you brought in the new year. He seemed very interested in your words like they were so fascinating.

As you speak, you are none the wiser of the mistletoe that hangs above you. Liu Kang knows about it, he saw it as he walked over to you. He would really like to kiss you, but he didn't know how to bring it up.

Finally, much to Liu Kang's joy, you look up and notice it. He warmly smiles as he watches you shrink under the mistletoe, obviously stunned by this. You eyes dart from him to the mistletoe, he gives you an encouraging smile as you calm down.

"I believe you do something when found under this." He gives you a charming smile. "Um, may I?" You feel the warm sensation of his hand as he caresses the side of your face, he lovingly looks into your eyes as he admired your for a second.

His lips are soft, electrifying, you feel your body basically collapse as he continues to caress your lips with his.

Tonight is the night you learned what it was like to be kissed by a god. That was apparent as you failed to collect yourself when he finished. You were so flustered that you couldn't even think straight.

"Have lovely rest of the evening." Liu Kang smiles at you generously, he then walks away. Leaving you to contemplate the fact that you just kissed a creator god.

Johnny Cage

Tonight didn't go as planned for Johnny.

He had hoped to catch Kitana under the mistletoe and have a totally hot make out sess'.

He followed her around for a good part of the night, all the while hoping he'd catch her under one of the many mistakes he hung up across the mansion. It was getting to the point of harassment.

And he did catch her under the Mistletoe, though, he didn't get a kiss. But she was nice enough to give him some sweet chin music as she uppercut him.

She knocks him onto his ass right then and there, also knocking him out. Maybe she hit him a few more times while he was down.

Despite this, many of the partygoers still continue on with the party.

Johnny lies there for some time. You eventually feel bad for him and wakes him up.

You get Johnny to the bathroom and are nice enough to help him clean up the many bruises on his face.

Cage is a drama queen, so he overreacts to the bruises on his face. All he had was a busted lip, a broken nose, a black eye, and a few cuts and gashes all over him, nothing bad at all.

"Well, did we learn anything, Mr. Cage?" You ask as he sits in the tub clutching an ice pack over his eye. You were in his bathroom, you were alcohol onto a cotton ball.

"Okay, maybe a went a little too fa-AH" he flinched as you use the cotton ball. "A little?" You press cool cotton against the red cut on his face. "Okay, Okay, I fucked up and went too far. I should've taken no as an answer and left Kitana alone. Happy?"

"Very." You teasingly coo as you wipe all the blood of his face, you feel a little bit bad for Johnny. He deserves every last but if these injuries, to be sure. But seeing him in pain made you feel bad deep down.

"Ow! Hey, go easy on me!" He hissed in pain as you dabbed the cotton onto another wound. You look at the bloody cotton ball, with a sigh you throw it away.

As you attend to him, you thank Johnny for inviting you and tell him how much you enjoyed the party. You talking about how much you enjoyed the party seemingly puts him in a better mood.

He tries to smile, looking past the busted lip, he still had one of the best smiles you ever seen. His teeth glowed like freshly cut diamonds.

He was such a charming man when he didn't try so hard. You felt yourself melt under his gaze. Cage arched his brow, "Starstruck looks cute in you, Y/n. Say, you want to kiss under the mistletoe?" He tries his best to be smooth

"We're in a bathroom, Cage." You shake yourself out of the daze you were in. Johnny just points to the ceiling. You look up "Really?!?!" You gasp as you see quite a few pieces of mistletoe hanging from the bathroom ceiling. "What can I say, I always come prepared."

You groan as you shake you head. Then you grab him by the collar and kiss him.

Despite the bruises on his lips, Cage still has the best pair of lips you've ever had the privilege to kiss. You felt his hands tangle itself in your hair as Cage returned your hold

It's strange, a random kiss in the bathroom with a beaten up movie star is surprisingly one of the best kisses you ever had.

You pull away and so does Johnny. He has a knowing look in his eyes as he stares you down with grin on his face, as if he expects for you praise him for how good the kiss was.

It was, but you didn't feel like feeding Johnny's ego. "It was alright." You say as you rise out to your feet. "Oh come on!" Johnny insists as you walk away.

It was truly an amazing kiss, but you refused to let him see how flustered he had you as you lean against the wall outside the bathroom to catch your breath and regain his composure, his ego was big enough.

[notbojack]

Random hcs with the Lin kuei bros bc why not (gifs not from me)

Bi han

*giggling*

Anyway

His side eyes are absolutely criminal btw

When he's in a situation where he can't express his frustration, you can be sure he will send them a side eye

Yk cats when they clearly are judging you? Yeah that's him

Speaking of animals, I think if anyone retrieved some animal to the Lin kuei (cat, dog etc) he'd clearly express his disapproval bc it's a distraction or some shit

Yet he ends up being the one to take care of them (like dads with the pet they didn't want LOL that's him)

Bi han reminds me of a freaking cat so I decided he was one

A very grouchy cat that has ice daggers instead of claws-

I think he reminds me of this animal bc they can be very rude and insolent even to the people they love (saw it on tiktok srry I had to)

He was raised like that, to be tough. And though that succeeded, it still left a mark

He never really asks for help for anything even when he needs it bc he's too ashamed to admit he does need help sometimes

Kuai liang

Sigh

*tweak*

He was very obviously a daddy's boy btw just saying. It's already evident enough in the interactions so that is out of the way

But I think he really had a lot of admiration for bi han when they were kids

I saw somewhere that little siblings see their big siblings as like their second parent. I think that def happened with them

Notice how I said he HAD admiration

I think they grew apart slowly with time but it might be also bc of their mom's death that possibly made bi han even colder

He's rather similar to bi han

Haven't anyone noticed how he looks at others?? Like bro is really eyeing them down like losers lol

I think that's just how the Lin kuei raise people at this point

NOBODY is letting him cook after that one time he tried and burned down the entire kitchen

His brothers are always there to remind him randomly

"Hey can you pass me the pepper" "no I don't want you to burn down the kitchen again"

Actual interaction with his brothers btw

Still he's quite literally a heater so if you're cold yk what to do

He hates winter AND summer. He's a subtle hater of these two season (he's not)

Tomas vrbada

Oil up 😘

I'm playing (I'm not) 🤭

I think he's a humble man BUT he's a little shit

He will probably tease before fighting btw

He's mischievous as fuck. I think it's coming from being a hunter or something cuz they play with their preys or whatever

He was def playing cheeky pranks as a kid

It's why he learned his smoke abilities. He had to run FAST to not get caught after a prank (he runs really fast now bc of that) so it was easier to just disappear

That and bc bro was on the trenches in the household

I can see the Lin kuei bros "play fighting" with each other

What a gentle word to say it was a literal mortal kombat (srry I had to-)

I think he too kinda struggles to ask for help, though not as much as his brothers

He's more open minded than his brothers so I can see him acc going to see the mortal kombat movie Johnny produced

I think he's pretty interested in earthrealmers customs. He barely saw any cuz he was with the Lin kuei practically all his life so he wonders how it's like sometimes

Anyway end of my yap session. I got inspired from some mk posts. Mk fans WHERE TF ARE YOU

[notbojack]

Hiyaa people!

FANDOMS:

- Mortal kombat

- Marvel universe/X-men universe

- Detroit become human

- bojack horseman

- the mentalist

- cry of fear

- maybe class of 09

- maybe DC (prob mostly batfam members)

- I'll probably add some more halfway through lol

YES!!:

- angst

- headcanons

- x readers

- send me requests

MAYBE:

- smut

-fluff

- shipping (character x character)

NO:

- gore/generally too much violence

- weird kinks I'm uncomfortable about (Pdf files, incest, foot stuff etc)

Yall I can't really control what you do, I'm not going to babysit any to not read if I write more mature stuff, it's not really my responsibility to babysit anyone so (there'll always be warnings though so you're warned beforehand of the content😛)

I write when I feel like it btw

Hope yall have a great day! GIMME REQUESTS

[notbojack]

Love like a dog

TW: alcoholism, drugs, mental illnesses, toxic men in love, brief suggestive theme (not really detailed but mentioned), furry (it's bojack horseman, what did you expect),

Yolo cuz they're married. Ikr it's Canon (I need professional help). BUT THEY'RE LITERALLY GRUMPY X SUNSHINE 😭 enemies to lovers, sun x moon etc. Toxic men in love goes vroom vroom

Anyway let's start 🤫🧏‍♂️🧏‍♀️

Bojack and mr peanutbutter.. describing them together was difficult. A comic duo? Nemesis? Enemies? Reluctant friends? Mostly it varied from days to days, though most of the time mr peanutbutter was cheerful and friendly when bojack was a moody and grumpy dude.

The first time they met was in the 90s, during the infamous Era of the horsin' around that was very popular at this time. Mr peanutbutter of course loved the show, though loved was an understatement with how he was so excited with every episode each weeks to watch again, probably his favorite time of the week. He was rather busy with his own show though, basically a rip off of horsin' around but with a dog, the dog being mr peanutbutter of course.

But oh was he so excited to be invited at one of these parties for celebrities. Well, of course he was usually excited to go at any party but he was ecstatic when he found out the bojack horseman would be there to. He prepared hours before going, nervous to find what types of clothes to wear and all that shit. He was a nervous mess, walking around the house. He's never been so stressed to meet someone, but bojack isn't just anyone for him. So, after a lot of pep talk in the mirror, he gathered the courage to go, excited to finally see him

It was another crappy celebrities party for bojack. Just a bunch of actors showing off to other actors. What a bunch of hypocrite. He really wasn't sober enough for this shit. So, he ordered a strong drink from the bartender, wanting to forget he was even at this ass party as he thought. He did think about smoking but it wasn't allowed in the building and his agents were watching over him like owls to not do some shitty stuff like yell to some actor or do drugs.

Mr peanutbutter was euphoric to go to this party. When he entered, he saw people partying, some talking or drinking. Ah, social events, his specialty. Everyone just loved him! He came across many actors, starting friendly conversations with them but not really thinking, his thoughts set on finding bojack.

So when he saw him from across the room.. oh boy was it something. The actor was obviously looking like a grumpy alcoholic, even at this time, but oh he hung the stars to Mr peanutbutter. He could feel his heartbeat quicken and his ears going up, strange feelings coming up to him.

The horse was interrupted in arguing with the bartender about, I quote:"give me another drink or I'll do your mom" thing by feeling quick taps on his shoulder, like some fangirl wanting a picture. He grumbled, stopping mid way the argument to look at Mr peanutbutter, who held the most puppy dog eyes he ever met when looking at him

"What?" Bojack said, rudely. He didn't want another fan coming over, he wanted to he left alone.

The silly actor was nervous, he never imagined this day happening but here it was. "Bojack horseman and Mr peanutbutter in the same room! Was is this, a crossover episode?!" He said cheerfully

The horse raised a brow, both in confusion and irritation. "Who?" He said, not caring to not know this lab. Before Mr peanutbutter can continue bojack interrupts him. "Actually, I don't care of who you are, I just wanna spend my night alone and forget about this shitty party"

but Mr peanutbutter didn't care about any shitty stuff he was saying, looking at him as if he hung the moon while he was talking trash about the party. In fact, it ended up that bojack got more drunk rambling while his new "best friend" was looking over for him, listening to him with affectionate eyes, telling him occasional goofy and cheerful stuff to lighten him up. And of course he accompanied him home because he wasn't in a good state to drive.

Bojack thought it would be the last time he heard about that annoying dude. He could actually just forget about him now. But oh boy was he wrong.

In fact mr peanutbutter just kept calling or texting him to go on party, because somehow that dog found out his number. Stupid Hollywood contacts. It wasn't yet hollywoo. Even though he kept refusing, eventually, on a lonely night, he accepted out of boredom.

Mr peanutbutter was in fact shocked to see his favorite person comes up to his party. His happiness just got ten time worse. He practically rushed off to him

"Is that bojack horseman?!" He said while coming closer, obviously happy to see him there

Bojack though was irritated by how cheerful he acted, wanting to tell him to leave him alone and be realistic, but for some reason, he didn't. He just went on to reluctantly listening to Mr peanutbutter rambling about some crossover episode, wondering what he's even on about.

The party was rather full, most people just having fun. There wasn't an exception for bojack and mr peanutbutter who were both drunk on the couch after having spent a long night of drinking and of bojack trying to get him to not punch a mirror, the goofball having thought it was another dog mostly.

The dog giggled, feeling silly. "Hey wouldn't it be soo funny if we kissed" he said without thinking, too drunk to care. Not that he would care sober either.

The horse raised an eyebrow. "Can't you even hide how much of an attention whore you are" he said sarcastically, sarcasm still there despite how drunk he was.

Then, a moment of silence passed where they both looked into each other for a long while without saying anything. This eerily tense moment where the bursting sounds of the party became background noise where nothing else was more worth looking at at this moment than each other's eyes.

Then, suddenly, Mr peanutbutter leans in for a kiss, though slumping on the couch and missing him from close, their lips having been so close yet so far. instead his forehead now against his shoulder. He got off slowly, holding his shoulders as support.

"Sorry.. I made it weird" he said sheepishly with a goofy smile, but before he could try to get away, bojack leaned in and kissed him back. At first, the actor is surprised, not having thought this. But he quickly returned the kiss, wanting it to last forever as he clung into him

Bojack breaks the kiss after a moment to breathe. "You're already weird" he said sarcastically, though then Mr peanutbutter leans back into the kiss, them hungrily kissing while Mr peanutbutter gets on top of him on the couch, not caring if there was people around.

But bojack did. He was drunk, but he was still thinking of his reputation. What would people think if they saw him kissing this idiot that he was supposed to hate? So, the horse pushes him off, rudely telling him some insults such as idiot and stupid. The dog was just so confused, sitting there looking guilty as if he got caught red-handed. Bojack leaves the party quickly, embarrassed and angry at himself.

He did try to ignore his "best friend" for a while, but this guy is kinda hard to ignore. So he just told himself he'd go hang out with him and act like nothing happened. And it worked, for a while. Actually, for years. Until Mr peanutbutter invited himself into his home.

It was something stupid, something about his crew trying to get insects out of his house but ending up pestering the house or something. Honestly bojack didn't listen, or gave a fuck about the story behind it, he was just annoyed the lab was sleeping at his house and not at a hotel or something.

And, as expected, Mr peanutbutter did annoy him the whole day, constantly wanting to hang out, go at the park, literally anything. He even proposed skiing. But the horse was hearing none of this, instead wanting to watch horsin' around in peace while eating his entire stock of food. When he saw he couldn't convince him to go out, he settled for this calm afternoon, just happy being with him.

Though of course he couldn't keep his mouth shut. He had to comment at every scene or laugh loudly as if it was the funniest thing in the world. Bojack obviously tried to tell him to shut up, even threatening him to shove him down the toilet but he laughed at what he thought was a joke while he just looked at him with an irritated expression.

But finally, it was the time to sleep. And he could finally escape the lab's energy, at least for a little while.

Mr peanutbutter was sleeping on the couch, to bojack's demand because he apparently didn't want him in the guest room. But he didn't mind, being overly happy over sleeping on the couch. He curled up in a ball, kicking his feet occasionally in his sleep.

Well, the horse's rest was of little time because he saw his "best friend" entering the room in a hurry to get under bojack's blanket, looking like a scared dog

"Bojack, I had a nightmare! There was like vacuums everywhere!" Mr peanutbutter rambles, hiding his nose under his blanket.

"You're not five, go back to sleep" bojack said, irritated that he couldn't even sleep in peace.

The dog whines quietly, his silly nightmare affecting him. He got closer to bojack, clinging to him. The actor did try to push him off but he was surprisingly strong. He just groaned, annoyed.

Though that annoyance quickly turned into something else when Mr peanutbutter calmed down, but stayed, even getting on top of him and laying there comfortable.

"What are you doing you stupid idiot-" he said but he was cut off by him getting comfortable on him, feeling stirring feelings within him from seeing him from up close.

It didn't take long for the goofball to notice either, often picking up on things but not saying anything. He did noticed how close they were, leaning back a bit to put his hands on his shoulders, looking at him.

Now both of them were sober. But it happened way behind kissing. A long night. And a morning snuggling up. They both agreed that it wouldn't happen again.

But it happened again. Multiple times.

It did happen rarely at first, but it became more often. When they were drunk, when they weren't, when they were lonely.. though all of this was in secret. Bojack didn't want everyone to know this because obviously they were supposed to hate each other and all (bojack still was of course annoyed with what he qualified "dumbass bitch with a weird ass name"). But now.. it was different.

It wasn't the same anymore. Each time they were in a room together, they were awkward and bojack clumsily complimented Mr peanutbutter, though trying to make it sound sarcastic to not receive some bear hug by the dog if he got too excited.

But nonetheless, there was tension. Of course, the doggie was awkward too, but generally acted like usual, casual yet affectionate touches while bojack took his annoyed face, though hiding a smirk.

Once, when they were trying to listen to some Todd's speech about one of his goofy ideas, bojack wasn't listening at all, drinking again. He shoots an irrated glare at his nemesis, annoyed by Todd and his silly idea. Though before the horse knows, Mr peanutbutter shoots him a knowing glare with a smirk.

Dang.

It definitely took him off guards, nearly coughing on his drink while his eyes widened, trying to hide his obvious flustered self. I mean, his co-star only shoots him happy and goofy glares with his dumb smile, though now.. he didn't expect this. He probably did it accidentally though, at least that's what bojack told himself.

Todd pointed it out that he was acting weird, but he's so used to his friend doing weird shit that he quickly got over it while the one who started this sits there, clueless and tapping his friend's back to help him get over him nearly choking, unaware the contact made him more flustered.

After this moment, things started to go downhill. Practically everyone noticed bojack was distracted, even todd. Practically everyone commented on it but bojack just resorted to telling depressing stuff to get them to leave him alone. It worked, at least for most.

But his feelings didn't disappear.

It wasn't too surprising he would get feelings for Mr peanutbutter after sharing these intimate moments regularly secretly. Though the difference is, the dog accepted to love bojack like this, but the horse tried to push down his feelings. It didn't work. At all. It got even worse.

He did tried to admit his feeling to him. He got all pep talks in the mirror when his goofball threw a party at his house to finally admit it to him.

"Okay okay.. it's fine, just imagine him naked" bojack thought, imagining him. Though it was easy with how much moments they had while he walked to him, though slowing down.

"Fuck he's hot" bojack thought, having a deadpan expression as he gave up on admitting his feelings at that moment and got drunk instead.

The horse even started to try to ignore him. Emphasis on try. Because it's rather hard to ignore his co-star, plus when he was following him practically everywhere like a dog.

But bojack was obviously scared. He had clearly many unresolved issues. But Mr peanutbutter didn't care, he loved him like a dog. Despite his flaws.

So, after another shared moment between them, the horse accidentally slips off his feelings that he tried so hard to hide and repress.

"I love you" he said without thinking, still a bit breathless

Though he quickly realizes what he says, and the dog does too, looking at him with wide eyes and jaw dropped for a moment. Awkward silence.

"Uh.. no I don't!" Bojack said while quickly getting off the bed to run away. Run away where is the question, though at the moment he only thought to get away from this situation.

But before he can get far, Mr peanutbutter jumps off the bed, running nearly at the speed of light and practically tackling bojack into a hug.

"Doggie doggie what now?!" the dog says enthusiastically, ecstatic about this information. He just kept hugging him and nearly vibrating because of how happy he was.

His co-star grumbled, trying to hide the faint blush on his face and looking away before reluctantly returning the hug.

He could remember when he returned his hug like years ago for the first time, a long time ago. Mr peanutbutter was so happy he started jumping around, incapable to stay still.

"Oh you don't know how long I waited for this! This is just so..-" He said, nearly breaking down crying in happiness while bojack cringes.

"Don't get all excited now" he deadpans, rolling his eyes though secretly smiling.

"Does that mean we'll live in my house?! I'm so excited, I'll have your company everyday, I'll prepare breakfast in bed, play around and walk in the parc-" Mr peanutbutter started rambling enthusiastically, unable to stop, only taking breaks to breathe.

And that's it.

Then they kissed and lived happily in the dog stupid house foreva. The dog even replaced the "D" from Hollywood to "B" to mark how much he loved his alcoholic horse and they screwed. That's it bitches!

Proof they live together like a married couple:

(Therapists are scared of me)