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My therapist will be hearing about the Spider Man No Way Home ending

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I swear no one is faster than Squid Game fanfic writers

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*me reading reader insert fanfiction*

Realising i'm reading reader insert fanfiction and enjoying it

Wondering what the hell is wrong with me

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If villain, why do I want to be their love interest?

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Dating George Weasley Would Include

Let’s get one thing straight, it doesn't matter what house you're in

Sure, it would be a bonus if you were in Gryffindor because that would mean he wouldn't have to sneak into your common room to be with you 

Blood status also doesn't matter to him

If he loves you, he loves all of you

The reason you and George are together is all thanks to Fred 

He had grown sick and tired of George constantly talking about you 

How pretty you were 

How nice you smelled 

How he felt butterflies every time you smiled at him 

The boy must have been in-love or something

On the other hand, Fred had found out you had feelings for George by constantly bugging you on the subject till you cracked and told him

Being the oblivious pair George and you were, neither of you had realised the others feelings 

This is when Fred decided to take matters into his own hands 

His plan consisted of locking both you and George in a janitors closet until you both confessed your feelings 

He had told you guys to meet him in this particular closet for an emergency meeting

With the two of you being so ignorant, you walked into this closet, wondering where Fred was and why he had chosen such a weird place to meet 

As soon as you guys crossed the line, that’s when Fred had locked the door 

“Fred! what are you doing? Let us out!” (you and George started to yell)

“If you guys want out, then there’s something you should get off your chest first”

You both knew instantly what he was talking about 

Fred’s plan was almost fool-proof except for the fact that both you and George had your wands and could just alohomora your way out 

Oh, wait...

Fred had known you too well and knew you both always left your wands in the dorm during free time before dinner 

“Fred this isn't funny”(George was starting to get on edge)

“Do you hear me laughing?”

The closet was small(but who said you found it a problem(; )

A couple of minutes passed 

“Look (y/n)...”(George began to say slowly)

“I- I like you”

“I like you a lot, more than a friend probably should”(was that his heart pounding in his chest George could hear?)

At that moment your head shot up to meet his gaze 

Did he just confess his feeling to you?

Did he feel the same?

Hope began to form in your heart 

“George...”(he was ready for his heart to be broken)

“I’ve felt that way since I first met you”(a smile began to break on your face)

When I tell you that that boys smile lit up the room 

Nothing more was shared at that moment except for a hungry kiss 

He had been craving your lips for awhile now 

Of-course the moment only lasted so long before Fred swung the door open

“Ew, gross guys!”

The two of you just grinned 

If you are not in Gryffindor, then your days usually consisted of sneaking into the others common room

It’s a usual thing

Cuddling on the couch 

Playing board games 

Your friends(and others in your house) are used to seeing George around 

Surprisingly, you guys have never been caught(thanks to the marauders' map)

He’s always waiting outside of the common room so you guys can walk to breakfast together

You guys always sit next to each other in the great hall

If you are in a different house, he will walk you to your common room at the end of the day and give you a kiss goodnight(which usually gets a bit heated)

Pet names

Darling and gorgeous are his most used

You can’t help but get butterflies every-time those words roll of his tongue

“Well hello gorgeous” 

Small forms of PDA

Hand holding 

Arm around your shoulder 

Arm around your waist 

Temple kisses 

Cheek kisses 

Knuckle kisses 

He LOVES it when you play with his hair and just melts into your touch 

I have a theory that the twins give the BEST hugs

Bear hugs that engulf you

Hugs from behind where he pulls you closer to him

(and he’s always so warm...like what?)

You love wearing his jumpers

Yes, they are always baggy on you

You love the smell of them though(strawberries, vanilla and a bit of a smoky hint)because it’s just like having George there

He gives you one of his jumpers to keep so you would stop stealing all his other ones

It’s your favourite item of clothing and you always wear it to bed

Your first “I love you” came out of nowhere

The two of you were in the common room studying for an upcoming test

You should have been in your bed by now but of-course this test was more important than your exhaustion

With papers strewn across the table and your hand cramping from writing, you continued with your work, although George had stopped

Suddenly, you had become aware of him gazing at you

“Can I help you?”

“It’s nothing, you’re just...so beautiful”

You couldn’t help the blush that bloomed on your cheeks

“I love you”

The phrase was just audible

You had looked up in shock unsure if you had heard right

George was yet to comprehend what he had said when it all hit him

“Oh (y/n), I’m sorry! It just sort of slipt out- I didn’t mean to say it- I mean I want to say it because I love you but not that-”

You just chuckled at his constant rambling

“George, calm down, I love you too”

“I don’t want to make you se- wait, what did you just say?”

“I love you too”(you said it gently)

“Really..?”(he didn't sound too convinced)

In gesture, you gave him a sweet kiss, melting into the moment

It seemed to calm his mind

Spending summer and Christmas at the burrow

Molly loves you 

She knits one of her famous sweaters for you for Christmas  

If you are muggle-born(or even half-blood), Arthur loves when you tell stories about muggle life 

When Ron was younger, he had a BIG crush on you 

Now when he thinks about it, he just gets embarrassed

Ginny looks up to you(and thinks you're a bad bish)

You and Ginny love to have sleepovers together and gossip about all the people in Hogwarts

You also get filled in on all her latest “love life” with Harry  

Fred is one of your best and closest friends 

He is happy that George found someone to make him happy 

You’re Fred’s wing-women(although he doesn't agree because you haven’t done the best of jobs)

You guys love to tease George together 

Although it’s mainly just Fred teasing you and George 

“Can you guys get a room?!”

It was in those moments that Fred may have regretted locking you guys in that closet 

As much as he loves you, he does get a bit tired of hearing George talk about you all-day(nothing changed since he confessed his feelings for you)  

Lee is also a close friend to you 

It was only inevitable for you guys to bond with the twins being best friends with him

Many times have the two of you tried to get back at Fred and George with a prank 

Sadly, the twins somehow always manage to know what you guys are planning 

Let’s just say they prank you guys twice as hard for trying to outdo the masters 

The twins are always playing “light” pranks on you 

From dying your hair bright pink

To slipping a small amount of love potion into your drink 

It’s always a risk being around the two of them 

They love to get you involved in their pranks 

This usually means standing guard though):

You remember this one time in potions when you were first learning about amortentia

There was a fresh batch of it at the front of the class and everyone around the room was trying to get a whiff 

“Do I even have to ask what it smells like to you darling?” 

You closed your eyes and gave a sharp inhale 

“Vanilla, candy apples and amber” (you had said it so innocently)

George’s face was painted in horror 

“What?!” 

He was in disbelief because he KNEW he didn’t smell of amber or vanilla 

“CEDRIC?!” (the twins spoke rather loudly in unison)

“But- I- wha-”(George began to stutter on)

At that point, you couldn’t hold in your laughter any longer 

“I’m only joking!”

When I tell you how quick that boy calmed down 

“Oh thank Merlin”

That was revenge for staining your teeth blue for a whole week!

In all honesty, the pained look on George’s face when he realised you may not love him pained your heart 

On the other hand, Fred thought it was hilarious 

(If) you play quidditch for Gryffindor, then you are a chaser, otherwise, you are whatever position you got placed into 

If you are not in Gryffindor, then you are always watching the quidditch game and supporting the twins(unless it’s your house playing)

He loves to find you in the crowd 

You’re his #1 fan 

Steamy kisses after the game

If they win the game then it’s going to be a lot more than kissing(;

He has ended up in the hospital wing a couple of times because of the game

It has never been too serious but you still can’t help but worry for him 

“You know, even with a black eye and bloody face, I’m still the better-looking twin”

Fred just cracked up 

“He must still be a bit loopy from all that pain killer”

If you don’t play quidditch, then George has defiantly tried to teach you

It didn’t go too well

You ended up falling off the broom at only 1 meter off the ground

Face-planted into the grass

Ended with you having a dislocated jaw

George felt guilty for the rest of the month and wouldn't stop apologising

Meanwhile, Fred had fallen on his ass from laughing too hard

Trips to Hogsmeade

Raiding Honeydukes

Dates at the Three Broomsticks

Drinking enough butterbeer to get tipsy 

Lots of puns and dad jokes 

You were once learning how to produce a Patronus in DA when someone had just spelled a deer

You looked over at George to see him struggling a bit with the spell

And that’s when the awful pun left his mouth

“Oh deer, I just can’t seem to produce a Patronus” 

You tried to hold in your laugh 

“Shove off Weasley”

He takes you to the Yule Ball

It’s a magical night 

Full of dancing 

Screaming the lyrics to the songs playing 

Drinking fire whisky that Fred had smuggled in

Drunk snogging to the point where Snape found you guys and took 5 points off each of you 

Dancing around the common room 

Sneaking into the kitchens to steal food 

Tickle fights(I feel like George is very ticklish)

Swimming in the Black Lake on a dare 

Snowball fights in the winter 

He never fails to make you laugh

He is more of the shy, reserved twin 

Sometimes you just have to remind him that he is loved and noticed 

He will compare himself to Fred and it will never be positive 

You will reassure him and hold him for however long he needs

If what he needs is a good vent then you are ready to listen no matter what you are doing 

He is more important 

He is also more of the jealous twin 

Don’t get me wrong, he won't go all psycho boyfriend when he sees another guy talking to you 

He respects you and knows you would never leave him for someone else 

But if there is flirting going on or the guy is trying to make a move 

Let’s just say his temper won't last long 

“Hello darling”

Que passionate kiss between George and you 

“Sorry mate, she’s already taken”

You had never seen a guys face go paler 

Or seen George go so smug 

He always knows what to do when you're sad

He will listen to your every last word if you have to vent 

Or he will hold you in his arms for hours while whispering sweet nothings into your ear if all you want to do is cry it out 

By the end of it, you can't help but feel just a little bit better because of him 

He loves to hear about your day and you can’t deny that he is the best listener

He low key has separation anxiety  

He LOVES to spoon

Definitely the big spoon

Although he can’t help but love to be the little spoon sometimes 

“Hey um...Do you mind if we?...”

“You wanna be the little spoon?”

“Yes please...”

He’s smiling on the inside 

He may be a little shy in public but he’s a freak in the sheets if you know what I mean(;

He’s usually top but it drives him crazy if you switch rolls 

I feel like he’s a hair puller?

Will always make sure you’re comfortable with everything 

Super gentle at times 

But also can be rough... 

Would never do anything that would hurt you 

Lots of cuddling after 

He loves to give you flowers just to see you get all flustered

One time he stole flowers from the school grounds

Little did he know, Mcgonagall had seen the whole thing

“Mr Weasley, are those flowers from Professor Sprout’s greenhouse?”

The look on his face was a dead give away

“Funny story actually Professor...”

Let’s just say it wasn’t the funniest of stories

Braiding his longer hair 

Showers together 

Piggyback rides to class

Studying in the library with Fred(but he usually just gets bored and leaves)

He reads to you 

Basically he is perfect in every way and will love you till the end 

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The problem with being a Harry Potter fan is not knowing whether to simp over Fred or George Weasley

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Dear stranger, Please choose your words carefully. You don’t know how powerful they are. They can make or break someone’s last hope.

LEPTIR CHAHAR (via thewhisperingthoughts)

And it’s not always just strangers...

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Personal fav 

“‘Dear Diary,

A chipmunk asked me my name today. Said it was Joe. That lie will haunt me forever.’”

— Damon Salvatore mocking his brother

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Dating Damon Salvatore Would Include

You found out he was a vampire on accident 

You were walking home one night in Mystic Falls when you heard muffled screaming

At first, you were terrified 

But then you thought “(Y/n), someone could be dying right now and you may be the only one able to save them”

So you gulped down your fear and walked towards the source of the noise 

You had pulled out your swiss-army knife that you kept in your bag for self-defence when you saw him 

Damon was hunched over a body, mouth covered in blood

You let out a scream and dropped your swiss-army knife

At this point, Damon had realised that you were standing there 

He took a step closer to you calling out your name 

He noticed how you took a step back from him out of fear, tears forming in your eyes

It broke him on the inside

He eventually calmed you down with compulsion and decided to explain everything to you 

He didn’t know whether to compel you to forget everything or see if you still wanted to be with a monster like him(he really hoped for the second) 

It took you a few days to process everything that you had witnessed and heard but you eventually figured out what you wanted and gathered the courage to tell him yourself 

At this point, Damon is swimming in anxiety all until one day you show up at the Salvatore boarding house saying you don’t know exactly what you really think about it all but you know that you want to be with him

Que super passionate kiss 

He is all for PDA

Hand holding 

Hugs

Bear hugs

Hugs from behind 

Ass grabbing 

Steamy makeouts 

This man does not give a damn or feel an ounce of shame 

Late-night drives in his car 

One hand is on your thigh while he drives 

Spontaneous road trips 

Him making you pancakes for breakfast(when he is in a good mood) 

Bringing you coffee in bed 

You guys sleep facing each other  

Your head is resting under his chin 

Arms wrapped around each other 

Legs tangled together 

He likes to keep you close while you sleep so he can protect you in case anything were to happen 

Sleeping naked most of the time 

Lots of cuddling!

Cuddling on the couch 

In bed 

He is the big spoon 

Cuddling usually leads to makeout sessions 

Makeout sessions usually lead to...(;

Let’s face it, you guys have done it everywhere 

In his car

The bath 

The shower 

(There isn’t a single place in the boarding house where you haven’t done it)

Public restrooms

Pools

In a school closet 

He is top but finds it hot if you take over

Is definitely rough and passionate 

Wouldn't do anything you aren't comfortable with 

Stefan has walked in on you guys a few times(Damon really doesn't give a damn but you do...) 

He is very protective of you

Although he knows you can protect yourself, he still teaches you self defence(for peace of his mind)

Definitely tries to sneak up on you and pretend to “bite” you so you can see how easy it would be for someone to kill you 

“Boom, you're dead”

Showering together 

Taking baths together

Cooking together 

You are always his date to events(and you just love seeing him in a suit) 

The two of you dancing in your pj's around the house 

Wearing his leather jacket 

It’s kind of big on you 

He pretends to act mad 

Actually thinks you look really sexy 

You love how it smells like him(bourbon, dark cologne and worn leather) 

He is the jealous type 

If he sees a guy flirting with you...well, let’s just say they aren't going to be hanging around for very long 

There have been broken arms(and a few bodies)

It can get very annoying with Damon constantly shooing away any male company(even if they are your friends)

But it does kind of turn you on seeing him all mad and jealous 

Going out drinking with him and Alaric

Going on adventures with him and Alaric(Damon would say no and insist that you stay at home where you are safe. In the end, he caves because he can't resist your puppy eyes)

Telling all the girls about how much you love Damon 

Caroline doesn't stop warning you about how dangerous he is and doesn't understand why you can't be with someone like Stefan(Damon is too superior and way hotter ok?!)

All the girls have definitely threatened Damon if he were to ever hurt you 

Like Caroline, Stefan didn’t see why you had fallen for Damon

Did you not understand that he was a murderous vampire?

Were you being compelled? 

Over time he saw how you had changed Damon for the better 

You guys team up on Damon when he needs an intervention

Stefan sees you as a sister 

You love Stefan like a brother 

You and Damon love to annoy/tease Stefan together 

Damon has ALOT of enemies 

Which means you get taken ALOT

Everyone knows that the only way to get to Damon is to get to the ones he loves 

He doesn't like to show it but he is terrified when you get kidnapped 

Snaps at everyone 

“I don’t need to calm down I need to find (y/n)!”

When he finally finds you his eyes soften 

Your abductors are not going to stay alive for long  

Long passionate kisses after you are safe

He blames himself for you being taken and won't forgive himself if you get hurt 

Has tried to push you away countless times

He says he is bad for you and you would be safer without him 

(How are you safer without him if when someone takes you he won't be able to protect you?)

You won't hear it and stand your ground

“I am not going anywhere Damon Salvatore” 

Even if he tries to ignore you he won't last long

Damon’s scared that one day you will see him for the monster he really is and leave him 

You reassure him that you love him and that you aren't going anywhere

Long phone calls at night where you guys talk about life and your futures together

He loves making you laugh 

Makes you blush ALL THE TIME

Not to make it all cliche but you are really the only one he shows his softer side to 

He melts when you play with his hair 

You love staring into his beautiful blue eyes 

You get all flustered when he does his little smirk

Buying you your favourite flowers when he’s screwed something up(which leads you to think “o oh, what has he done now?”) 

Pet names(sweetheart, baby, beautiful)

Both sharing the quality of being sassy and sarcastic 

Arguing over his stupid and reckless decisions 

Sometimes if it gets really bad, you will ignore him for over 2 days 

That is until he makes it up to you with a romantic gesture 

And you just can’t resist him 

Temple kisses 

Forehead kisses 

Tracing his jawline 

Him whispering dirty things into your ear 

He gifts you some form of vervain jewellery to keep you safe from compulsion 

You practically live in the Salvatore boarding house 

Lots of playful banter 

Hard flirting with each other to see which friend you can make uncomfortable first(usually Jeremy or Stefan)

He thinks you are the most amazing person in the world and can’t wrap around how lucky he is to have you 

If he meets your parents, they love him

He is so charming and handsome how could they not love him?

He is a TOTAL suck up 

You hear him and Stefan argue all the time

He reads to you when you can’t sleep 

You love listening to all his stories 

Hearing about all the places he has been to and him promising to take you one day 

Telling you about his past 

His worst regrets 

His darkest secrets 

All the terrible things he has done 

He especially talks about his abusive father

At this your heart clenches 

You listen to all of it no matter how long it takes 

You make sure to remind him how loved he is by you and Stefan and all of his friends 

You hold him close to you and you guys just sit like that for awhile 

Him trying to change for the better for you 

Lying in bed all day together 

Him spoiling you with love and gifts 

There will be times where he has to feed from you

He makes this his very last resort 

He always makes sure you are ok with it 

You don’t mind because you trust him with your life 

Healing you straight after

Apologising for if he hurt you 

Will do everything in his power to make you feel happy again if you are sad 

He gets super possessive over you 

Loves listening to you sing(even if you are bad)

He thinks it’s cute when you ramble about stuff 

And super hot when you are jealous 

He knows how easily you can get jealous so sometimes he will flirt with a girl on purpose just to provoke you 

You know that he would never actually do it to hurt you but it still leaves you a bit mad 

You are not afraid to go up to him while another girl is drooling all over him and bring up that he is taken 

“Hey baby, is this a friend you are talking to?”

You are not ashamed of playing the jealous girlfriend card 

It turns him on when you get like this 

He never forgets a special date(anniversary, birthday etc)

Is super pouty when you don’t kiss him back 

You don’t have to worry about finding a seat because you just sit on his lap

He loves you more than words can describe and is so happy he found someone like you

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And the hottest

Me trying to explain why the villain is actually the best character:

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Fandoms I’m In

The Originals 

The Hunger games 

Maze Runner 

Gone Series 

Harry Potter 

Star Wars 

Divergent 

Teen Wolf 

Marvel 

Avatar the Last Airbender 

The Umbrella Academy 

The Society  

Sherlock Holmes

Red Queen

Outer Banks

Peaky blinders

Shadow and Bone 

Six of Crows

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Dating Stefan Salvatore Would Include

When you found out he was a vampire you were shocked, but you knew something suspicious was going on with him from the beginning...you just didn’t think being a vampire was the answer 

He is so scared you will see him as a monster and never want to see or speak to him again

Oh boy is he wrong 

You stayed silent for a bit before saying “ok” 

Stefan was perplexed by your reaction. How were you not screaming right now?

You explained how you knew something weird was going on with him and he realised how not so slick he is with keeping such a big secret 

You told him you needed some space right now to think all of this over 

And so he did as you asked

He was so sure you went home packing that night to leave Mystic Falls 

But soon enough, 3 hours later, there you are on his doorstep confessing your love for him and how nothing is going to change that 

Que Stefan’s heart swelling with the fact that you had said you loved him? 

He is speechless for a few moments and you’re scared you had just made the worst confession in history, when all of a sudden you see a giant grin plaster his face

He cuts the space between the two of you with a few steps and pulls you closer to him by placing his hands on your waist. All of a sudden his mouth is on your lips, kissing you so lovingly and passionately that the air is knocked from your lungs and your legs almost give out from under you

Before the two of you can pass out from lack of air, he removes his lip from yours and whispers in your ear “I love you too”

The rest of that night is history...if ya know what I mean (;

Stefan is terrified of hurting you(especially when you first start dating) 

You reassure him that he could never hurt you and that you trust him with your life

A small part of him is relieved that you said this

He is suppppper protective over you 

You notice it when you guys first started hanging around Damon

And when Klaus shows up in Mystic Falls...let’s just say you would be seeing a lot of Stefan 

He teaches you how to defend yourself in case you were to ever need it 

And gifts you a vervain necklace to keep you safe from compulsion 

He knows that you can protect yourself though 

Always makes sure you got home safe by calling you 

Sometimes this can get a bit annoying with him calling you EVERY SINGLE TIME you get home but you understand he just wants to make sure you're ok and not dead in a ditch somewhere 

You bring this up and he soon results into just texting you after a couple hours of you getting home 

Stefan would say he isn't the jealous type...but he is

It may not be that noticeable but when he sees another guy making you laugh or smile he feels a small twinge in his heart  

He knows that you would never do anything to hurt him and that you love him and only him(and you make sure to tell him this when you see him getting a bit jealous)  

Sometimes a guy won’t register that you are taken and just keep flirting with you. Stefan will then take matters into his own hands

This includes cupping your face lovingly and passionately kissing you in front of this poor guy who is so dumbfounded and embarrassed because he thought you were single...and you are not complaining about Stefan’s strategy

You are totally the jealous type

Stefan is one gorgeous man, so naturally, he will attract a lot of women 

This does not make you happy

Stefan knows this and will make it clear to these women(who are practically drooling)that he is already taken 

You should hear the sad groans that come out of these women!

Once they leave, he kisses you hard to seal the statement he had made 

Now let’s just get one thing straight, he is SUCH a gentleman!

Giving you his jacket when you’re cold

Opening doors for you 

Pushing out your chair 

Buying you your favourite flowers(sometimes just spontaneously or when you are not having the best day)

ALWAYS complimenting you on your beauty 

Candlelit dinners 

Picnics 

Slow dancing in the living room

You guys have definitely kissed in the rain on your account to recreate those cliche rom-com scenes

Watching romcoms every Sunday night(he says he hates it, but secretly he can’t wait till Sunday night...Princess Bride is his favourite)

He makes you breakfast in bed 

Baking together(which usually ends in you both covered in flour and making out on the kitchen counter) 

You both cook dinner but you prefer his meals over yours any day 

He doesn't mind PDA

Hand holding

Bear hugs 

Hugs from behind where the other nuzzles their neck into the others shoulder 

Forehead kisses 

Temple kisses 

Kisses on the cheek 

Jawline kisses 

Kisses on the collarbone 

Sweet goodbye kisses 

Sloppy morning kisses

Passionate long kisses when you know you are going to be apart for a while 

Small loving kisses when the other is upset 

Hot and steamy kisses when the other is hungry (;

Him pinning you to the ground with your hands above your head and kissing you deeply 

Desperate kisses in which no one wants to let go(usually when the other gets hurt or almost dies) 

Stefan is the big spoon but on one of his bad days, you will be the big spoon and hold him close in your arms 

You guys sleep with Stefan lying on his back and you nuzzled into the crook of his neck. 

One of your arms is to your side while the other is laid across his torso

His arm is lightly stroking your back while the other is to his side

He can hear your heartbeat and feel the rise and fall of your chest 

He loves having you close to him when he sleeps so he knows you are always there and so he can protect you 

Wearing his clothes 

Mainly his shirts

You love that they smell like him(fresh laundry with hints of the woods jasmine) 

He loves seeing you in his shirts...but also loves seeing you without them (; 

He tells you everything

His past 

His secrets 

His regrets 

His flaws 

His fears

All the terrible things he has done in his life 

And you listen without judgment 

You can see the pain in his eyes, feel it in his body as he spills his heart out

He tries to stay strong but you can hear his voice cracking 

All you can do is hold him in your arms and whisper how much you love him in his ear 

Nothing and I mean NOTHING will stop you from loving this man! And he needs to know that too

Writing about you in his diaries 

Letting you read all his diaries 

When you first meet Damon you didn’t like him

You thought he was a jerk and treated Stefan horribly 

(you wouldn’t admit it but you where a bit intimidated by Damon)

Stefan definitely told Damon to stay away from you(and was a little bit worried that you might fall for Damon’s good looks and charm but you didn’t)

Over time you started to warm up to him 

His sarcasm and sass started to wear off on you 

Then BANG. You guys are BFFs 

Teasing Stefan together 

Having playful banter 

He sees you as a sister and is so proud and happy for Stefan for finding someone as amazing as you 

You can’t tell me Stefan doesn't use pick up lines on you 

Definitely cracks a few dad jokes(they're so bad that they're so good)

Gives you nicknames(sweetheart, darling, beautiful) 

Deep conversation when the two of you can’t sleep 

Conversations about your feature 

Stefan feels guilty that he will never be able to give you children 

You reassure him that it’s perfectly ok and as long as you are with him your life will be full

You have a habit of singing in the shower(because your voice just sounds so good in there!) and Stefan loves it. Whether you're good or bad, it always brings a smile to his face when he hears your voice

He never fails to make you laugh 

When you smile at him it still gives him butterflies 

You are always a target to the enemy

Enemies have found that the only real way to break Stefan is to break you 

This means that you have endured many forms 

Being kidnapped 

Tortured 

Used as bait 

Used as leverage 

Being held hostage 

And it never gets any better for you or less scary for the Salvatore brothers 

You always know that Stefan will find you but sometimes your head will have you believe another story 

When he does find you, he will show no mercy to your kidnapers 

Katherine has tried to kill you on many occasions(you know she be jealous)

When you're with Stefan you feel safe 

He loves how you make him feel loved

The Mystic Fall gang sees the two of you as the parents of the group 

Going out to party with Elena and Caroline only for Stefan to come and have to get you because you’re drunk and don’t know where you are 

If you're not out with Elena and or Caroline then you're drinking with Alaric and Damon at the Grill(Stefan doesn't approve but at least you’ll be safe with Damon...he hopes)

Caroline shipping you and Stefan to the moon

Him carrying you to bed when you fall asleep on the couch reading or watching something 

Sleepovers!

You guys definitely sleepover at his house more than yours 

Damon has walked in on you guys and...it was awkward 

It’s like you have moved into the Salvatore’s home except for the fact you have your own apartment 

Staying in bed all day if it’s rainy 

Tickle fights 

Road trips 

When he goes Ripper you are devastated

You feel like your whole world has just crumbled in front of your eyes 

“He can’t really be gone can he?”

But he was 

You would do everything in your power to bring your Stefan back even if it meant risking your life(which it did)

Damon had locked Stefan in the cellar. The plan was to starve him of blood until he slowly but eventually maintained back his bunny diet 

All you could do with your days was sit outside Stefan’s cell and try talking to him, ignoring his pleads for you to leave before he hurt you 

You didn’t want to hear it but he was right 

If it wasn’t for Damon being in the right place at the right time, you would have been dinner 

Stefan couldn’t live with himself at that point. He had nearly hurt you. Nearly drained you of your blood. The thoughts of what could have been brought tears to his eyes

What broke his heart even more was that he could hear you sobbing upstairs. All because of him 

You guys eventually brought Stefan back to his former self and from that point onwards, he wouldn’t stop apologising for hurting you 

In fact, since the “incident” you hadn’t gone back down to see Stefan. So when you saw him again he was “better” and not all “rippa”

At the first sight of you, he broke down, falling on his knees. His breath was raggedy, voice shaking

“I’m so sorry (y/n). I am so sorry that I nearly hurt you” 

His voice cracked at the last part and it broke your heart 

Slowly, you lifted his chin so his red and tear-stained eyes met yours 

“It’s ok Stefan. I know you would never hurt me, it’s ok”

You kneeled down to where he was on the floor and held him for what seemed like hours until he had calmed down and stopped crying

I feel like he is a slow, passionate lover 

But if he is a bit jealous that day he is a bit rougher 

He is top but loves it when you take control

You guys have done it in his car 

(and in Damon’s but he doesn't have to know)

You have done it in the woods while on a romantic date 

Everywhere(and I mean everywhere) in the boarding house 

But your guys' favourite place is the bed(classic and basic)

Rides on his motorcycle 

Late night walks around Mystic Falls with you guys holding hands 

Him admiring your beauty 

You being speechless every time he is shirtless(cause damn he looks good)

In conclusion, this boy would literally die for you and you have no doubt you would do the same for him