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Guys... someone direct me to a Megaop gymbro romance...

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Guys, I need a fic where the Rescue bots + High Tide are teleported to a war zone, and High Tide has to protect the Rescue Bots from threats.

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Guys....I have so many Transformers OCs, and I don't know what to do with them.

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Screw it.

Ezra would never become a Jedi. He does not want to be a Jedi. Throughout the entire series he constantly talks about how he has gone over to the dark side a few times. This has been mutole plot points in this series. He does not care about the good vs bad side of the force. He also has said he does not want to be trained by "beter" Jedi, he just wants Kanan. I fully believe the only reason he chose to be taught how to be a Jedi is for Kanan to be his father figure. He just wants family.

He does not care to be a Jedi.

His connection to the force is more like a nature and instinct connection. When we see him before he learns about the force, he still seems to do force jumps, and he connects with the force without even realizing it. He learned to use the force for survival when he was abandoned on the streets. He just didn't know it was called the force. His connection to it is animalistic and instinucation. It's his survival. Both good and bad. Nature has predators and prey, hunting each other. Dark side. It also has balance, Good side. He is a balance of dark and good, using survival of the fittest as his direction.

He is learning how to have morals, but his force connection and how he uses it is not one like the Jedi. It is more connected to nature, and nature's balance of good and bad. This is shown by his connection to animals, which shows itself best in times of questioning survival.

I'm tempted to write an essay on this.

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Yall, I would like to join the Star Wars fandom. If you could please direct me to the sign ups and where the beginner starter pack is, that would be very much appreciated.

Thank you!

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i love seeing people interpret jedi/sith lineages as families because what do you mean qui gon is his own great-grandfather??? anakin is his own great-greatuncle??? savage is both ventress' son, brother, and cousin??? what in the habsburg dynasty is going on

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AU where Chase meets Prowl and decides to try and make him a better cop/person. But because he is Chase, his research was on training cats, so now he sprays Prowl with water every time he does something wrong.

In response to this, Prowl tries to either a) get revenge or B) run away in increasingly fucked up ways, but can't becuase Chase has that Rescue Bots plot armor and pulls some out Griffin Rock BS out his ass which stops Prowl’s plans

Prowls losing it, Chase thinks they are best freinds.

Prowl eventually starts like the fact that Chase isn't abandoning him even after he does something horrendous.

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The random urge to write a Transformers Animated Hells Kitchen AU fanfic.

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I need someone to find me a fic where it's Spider-Man and Percy Jackson crossover where MJ is a Daughter of Athena, and Peter is just a normal kid who got bit by the spider. And this gave him the ability to sort of look past the mist. So now, he has been defending his Girlfriend from all the creatures hunting her down like "Wow, these are some weird ass villains."

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I just realized that the Rescue Bots had no idea Optimus died. As far as they knew Optimus just didn't answer them for a few months. Also since it's implied season 4 of rb is happening around the same time as season 1 of rid2015 it means that while the Rescue Bots got to talk to Optimus through a computer Bee just had to deal with ghostly apparitions.

Yup. The Rescue Bots are kept so out of the loop.

Other things they might not know about:

- Ending of the war.

- Disappearance of Megatron.

- The entire synthetic energon situation.

- The ENTIRE dark energon shit.

- Predicons.

- The destruction of a few artifacts.

- And so much more.

(Speaking of dark energon, they also wouldn't know that zombies are a thing that could happen to them. I need more zombie apocalypse fics.)

Do what you please with this information.

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Blades would kick ASS on Beatsaber. I’ll die on this hill. Give that bot an Oculus and a dream and he’d go for it 100%. He’d be playing the hardest songs on 200% speed half health and then be like “aw but it’s not that hard guys…”

Oh 100%

This bot would have a slight obsession with this game. Maybe a bit more then slight.

I fully believe Blades would have like, 300 hours on the most random games on steam. He's apart of the tiniest fandoms and just randomly makes references to the game play during rescues that no one understands.

Heatwave knows all the Lore to popular and not so popular games just becuase he is forced to listen to Blades rant about them. Heatwave would also randomly bring up facts about the games, and the others just look at him like "Why do you know that." And Heatwave just sighs in defeat.

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Hey man sorry for spamming your asks this is my last one I swear I was just rewatching the hypnotism episode and was like what if blades was the one to snap out of it instead of boulder??? How would that have gone? I read a fanfic about that ep that expanded on the angst for boulder and it really got the hamster wheel in my head spinning. Like mmmmm delicious angst… also I feel like if Cody was in danger blades would absolutely fight the 3 and kinda make it out in one piece mmm like imagine they snap out of hypnosis and blades is all banged up and Cody is scared??? idk idk what do u think???

You're fine! I love your ideas!

I imagine it might have taken them a few more minutes to figure out what would have caused the hypnotism, mainly because Blades doesn’t think as sciencey as Boulder. But Blades would have had an easier time taking out the cell tower as he could just fly into it instead of trying to outrun all of the others. Though the angst that would have been caused after the other woke up to Blades stuck under the crumbled telephone pole having also been electrocuted when it fell on top of him would be off the charts. (Thats a complex sentence which I don’t feel like fixing lol)

Blades would 100% fight for Cody. Have you seen the stunts he is able to pull? I remember the episode where they were in a booby trapped area, and Blades had to run and jump over all the booby traps cause they were in a forest and the trees were too low for him to transform. Those skills he got would have allowed him to stand up against the rest of them easily. Yes, the others also have skills, but I feel as if the hypnotism would have downgraded their skills a bit.

Also, I feel like the show needed to expand more on the fact that this tech works on BOTH cybertronians and humans. This is absolutely terrifying.

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Hey man! Had a thought of transformers rescue bots being actor au, like with them having bloopers and stunt doubles I think that would be so cute. Idk what kinda show it would be though it’s giving if the show 9-1-1 was a pg sitcom.

Omg I love that. That would be adorable.

I need there to be like, a prank war on set between some of them.

I need more details. Are their actaully personalities like their characters? Who's actually the complete opposite? What are their working relationships?

What if the Rescue Bots alt modes aren't actually the ones shown on the show, and they have to go through their own version of hair and make up to match the alt modes?

Omg, what if Blades was Bumblebees favorite actor, and they both fan girl over eachother. I think that would be hilarious.

I love this idea.

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Weird idea, Idk if they’ve confirmed why in canon but do you think part of the reason blades is scared of heights is because he can’t glide like seekers can? Like at a certain height he knows if he lost power he wouldn’t survive the fall? Idk idk I needed to ask my fellow rescue bot scholar

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I don't think that was the start of the fear, as he had the fear before he was able to fly in the first place. So he wouldn't be thinking of that. But now that he can fly, this is 100% something freaking him out. He is TERRIFIED of losing power and falling.

Poor Blades, all his altmode are based off a major fear of his. Again, someone needs to give him a hug.