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You know how people love fat animals?

So like is it better that I get the same chubby cute factor from pregnant animals instead. Like, they're so chunky and bouncy and they're supposed to look like that. They contain multitudes and they will look up at you with that little sparkle that comes with a fresh bowl of food, and if you point it they just bounce or flip-flop around... Like yes, I have babies, I love my little ones.

They're so precious as they get ready and wait for you to show off all their hard work after. Perfection. I get so happy when my does let me hold them and they know I will be safe while she gets to relax and I pet her tummy.

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And the rest of them are too busy writing the sequels 🖊️🖋️

Aegosexuals arise

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Despite all that is happening in this world and my thoughts on the future, at least I have found a new small shop to buy my vapes. I used to buy online but all of the companies that shipped put shit in the oil that gave me the worst anxiety and made my heart rate soar. Now I can walk in and buy a cart, and I feel good after a hit. Plus, mixing it with my flower for my medical regimen... Good times. No more pills and needing to worry about side effects the doctor forgot to mention.

I know the cliche about trying a different strain or method, but oh gods, I cannot say I have felt this good in a long time. Just doing what I can right now to remain calm 💟

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How I sleep as a large POC asexual enby who respects trans people knowing that she has been a racist and fat phobic since the HP days

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On my way to get top surgery! …however I wonder if you’ll be able to tell I’ve had top surgery and think I got a hair cut instead 🤔

This is stupid

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New Marijuana Study Confirms Everyone Knows You're High And You Will Be Stoned Forever

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aces don't need to compensate for our lack of sexual attraction by being super kinky, making dirty jokes, writing the best smut, handing out water bottles at the orgy etc. i'm tired of seeing these jokes about "the ace friend" who does all of these things because it feels like just another way to say "oh look! aces aren't that broken actually! aces can participate in all these sexy things and be normal!"

we don't need to compensate. we just exist, whatever that looks like, in whichever way we relate to sex and sexual things.

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Praise be! 🙏😇

Easter falling on 4/20 again this year means all those old 420 praise it vines from 2014 are once again relevant

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Yeah, good luck using that excuse on my fics! I use them in everything and everywhere. And there's no way any ai is going to type half of the plots I have created. No program is.

oh not my beloved em dash

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My only issue with this impression is he pronounced the location properly. We all know the real tRump would have the most incorrect, American-only pronounciation known to humanity.

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bitch i am not the one.

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Are there others with rabbits out there that have to do this with the food bowls. My buns like to throw their bowls around and tip them over, so I just drill a hole in the bottom of a dog bowl and zip tie it to a wall/floor. Or find those special bowls for dogs that are pressed in the center so the metal around it acts as a stand.

Like they have to eat out of it like a trough or spread out like chicken feed, nothing else, no in-between. I love the troughs you hang off the side but they're expensive and I already have drill bits and zip ties. Dog bows are cheap and easier to find at second hand shops.

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omg, I was waiting for someone to pick up a pencil and prove themselves worthy

@shencomix MY LORD THE ROYAL TREASURY GROWS THIN

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Sometimes I forget how big my little buns are

I have always had big bunnies (New Zealand was the last breed I had), so I sometimes forget these kits get so big. They have three foot cages and they take up the entire length when lounging. They fit in my arms, so all I see is baby 🍼

This might explain why my neighbors had to double check I was breeding rabbits and not dogs. Scared them when I said momma was edging on ten pounds before her litter.

BFG 9k wants to be but he's his sire's child and gotta give it to his sister, A1 sauce.

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The fact these are children is bad enough, but the added fact others are using this chaos to their advantage like this is telling.

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Saw two clips of the Minecraft Movie (including the after credits scene), and can now say I have even less interest in seeing it than before. My interest before was about zero, but I somehow found the diamond pickaxe and let the movie keep digging that hole to about -100.

Thanks theatre pirates, now my hatred for this movie is justified with evidence.

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happy ace day

and thank you tumblr for uniting me with this gif