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Possibley horrible and funny dystopian idea?

The IP AI problem is solved by big corporations buying or creating AI LLMs that are specifically made to create merchandise with their IPs and shill it to subscribers. The only way to get AI images of favorite characters, fanfic with y/n romance, chats with sexy AI crushes, ECT is through the official corporate LLM. It makes digital entertainment and images to reel you in but it is able to make items you can buy that are heavily pushed to every tier of users.

However, everything is going to cost what they want to charge for it, and may be as much as or more than it used to be for creative-made physical items. Possibly explained by mentioning energy costs or servers maintenance.

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Me wanting to turn a character into a pothead because I'm sick of getting him drunk and think it would be hilarious for worldbuilding to imagine what would happen if weed replaced beer for parties.

But I don't because I am unsure if I should with a baby on the way (it's not conceived yet, but he needs to be ready to get there). Despite jokes in the previous chapters.

Like, the fun I could have with him showing his crush tricks and blowing smoke into each other's mouth 👄 🌬️

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Yep, huge there. And the reason I returned. Less artifacts and compression, and making fun of the nurodivergent kids and saying to laugh at them for being "weird" (AKA speaking their mind and talking about boundaries instead of forcing it on others like NTs)

"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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Another important thing to remember is that chaptGPT will just straight up cheat if it can. It has literally edited code of other programs to make them lose. Of course it can't be at an old Atari system. That would mean actually using more than a slightly calculated guess.

When reading that “chatGPT lost a chess game against an Atari 2600” people need to remember that asking chatGPT to play against any chess-specific software, no matter how old, it’s functionally the same that trying to beat it to googling every move and just picking whatever result comes first.

(This is not an excuse for chatGPT, it’s a reminder that expecting any kind of intelligent behavior from an LLM is fucking bonkers, especially for non-deterministic problems)

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Yep, satire is dead, and we are dumping garbage over it's shallow grave.

Someone please tell me that this is a joke...

Because when I want criticism of authoritarianism from the guy who wrote 1984, I think Seth Rogan jokes and probably a "happy ending" that pisses on the original message

Satire has to be dead by now

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Tumblr glitches are a beautiful thing and unable to be replicated on any other site. I mean, where else can you check out a new mpreg blog because you wanted to read about a woman becoming pope...

Then hitting the back button to receive this?

No matter how far I scrolled in any direction, all I saw was black. An unending void as if to scold me for enjoying the things I love (pregnant men and rebellious women). Show that emoji pair every time I scroll back to that spot on the page, I will tell you to stop begging and laugh. I feel no guilt for my choice, but you wish to give me a sign? Do better, I use real words when I have a problem.

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Trump is desperate and panicking. He’s doing anything he can to shift the narrative so he can move toward martial law.

Don’t fall for it.

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Someone please tell me that this is a joke...

Because when I want criticism of authoritarianism from the guy who wrote 1984, I think Seth Rogan jokes and probably a "happy ending" that pisses on the original message

Satire has to be dead by now

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Ngl, seeing LeBron James mpreg where he is in a relationship with Steph Curry but cheated on him with James Harden and had his child (beard and all) was not on my bingo card for 2025

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Also, I love how Tumblr notifications work, because it actually shows me what is being interacted with. And with pictures!!!!

So every time I see it, get his beautiful face again

People keep talking about how different Doom Slayer looks between Eternal and Dark ages, that the newer game is way more attractive.

And I have to agree,but that's why I actually like the Eternal version of him better. He looks more brutal and like he's becoming the monster he's supposed to be fight. I love he's kinda "ugly" by conventional standards... The new model works for the sad pitiful 🥺 energy that's deserved though, so I am not complaining.

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Lesbian laser!

Bisexual blast!

Gay grenade!

Trans torpedo!

Ace airstrike!

Happy pride everyone :)

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you're the same age as my brother. go do some shots (or idk hit a blunt, ride a rollercoaster) bc hes too much of a nerd to do it

see the thing is i’m also too much of a nerd to do any of that (except rollercoasters)

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Absolutely tragic...

Now bite each other's dick off (or whatever left of them)

Meanwhile, in the alleged Real World...

...I think we can safely say the honeymoon is over. Buy popcorn, everybody!

(Also, Bannon is calling for Musk to be investigated and deported as an illegal alien...)

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Wait this isn't the cannon reason for things? The guy literally gets to create his perfect life on his home planet, and the guy is literally still a farmer. Like he has the alien wheat field and everything.

Broke: Clark gets interplanetary and intergalactic respect for being the son of a noble house of Krypton

Woke: Clark gets interplanetary and intergalactic respect for being the son of farmers

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Okay fellow fanfic writers, where are you all getting these hater and antis from? I write stuff way worse than a five year age gap (sometimes a character deserves to be brutally murdered, it's for the plot) and all I've gotten is 'bait used to be good' levels of trolling. Absolutely destroyed that my hard work and dark fics have not gotten me the treatment I so graciously deserve. I put the dead dove tag and everything!

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Hear me out

If we all play our cards right and ensure that tRump goes down as Taco Mussolini or Taco Don or whatever, we could ensure the next generation of Tumblr--or it's equivalent--to the most wild threads about this generation.

Just imagine the first time a kid hears about Taco Drumpt and think it's a weird food scandal or him joking about his heritage to get his position (call it copium or hope, but I want to be optimistic about future generations). And then the confusion as they find out it's not about delicious tortillas and instead the stock market. Then the rabbit hole of just how insane #X of years this happens for. Posts adding and showing this messed up time. I wanna be in a celebration photo they post to show the ending of a bad dream.