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need someone to make a stucky edit with the song “wait for me” from hadestown but specifically the version with irish orpheus

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i love it when i get reblogged posts on my feed from like 2012 like yes let’s reexamine the source material let’s carefully dust off the fossils let’s dive into the brush pile let’s

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i love it when i get reblogged posts on my feed from like 2012 like yes let’s reexamine the source material let’s carefully dust off the fossils let’s dive into the brush pile let’s

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one thing i am guaranteed to do whenever i rewatch captain america: the winter soldier is when pierce kills his like house cleaner or something i will ALWAYS rewind to watch the split second where the flash from the gun illuminates bucky’s face in the background. no reason other than the fact that it’s a rare bucky screen cap and i love it

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literally, “fuck this post happy birthday ‘ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on’ post!”

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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need domestic sambucky happy fics like i need air to breathe

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can we give bucky his soul back in doomsday they kinda took it away for thunderbolts and i miss tfatws bucky

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no lies detected fr

i watched tfatws again today (last few eps) and i just had to be like sigh where was this bucky. bc honestly the more i think of it the more im like eh i thunderbolts bucky wasn’t really the bucky we left off on. i kinda wish that he was maybe like an ACTUAL government agent not an assassin that gets sent in (or just ends up doing it on his own) to maybe apprehend the assassins from val’s vault, then join their cause.

tldr i like tfatws bucky characterization more than thunderbolts bucky characterization bc he actually has a soul in tfatws 😙

guys i was watching the thunderbolts v sentry fight and i got like halfway through it to the part where bucky comes in again, and he does the little winter soldier knife drop thing and i was like ah that’s cool, and then like two seconds later i realized as i kept watching the scene that bucky straight up pulls out a gun and puts it on sentry’s chin and pulls the trigger (during which sentry moves out of the way super fast as he does) and like it just clicked that BUCKY DIDNT EVEN HESITATE TO DELIVER WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN INSTANT DEATH TO SENTRY (had he not been bulletproof ofc) AND HE DOES IT MULTIPLE TIMES DURING THE FIGHT? like he stabs the guy in the face and obv sentry’s invincible to it, but like BRO? HE WAS LITERALLY GOING FOR KILL SHOTS AND UNLOADING HIS CLIP ON SENTRY THE ENTIRE TIME 😭😭

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guys i was watching the thunderbolts v sentry fight and i got like halfway through it to the part where bucky comes in again, and he does the little winter soldier knife drop thing and i was like ah that’s cool, and then like two seconds later i realized as i kept watching the scene that bucky straight up pulls out a gun and puts it on sentry’s chin and pulls the trigger (during which sentry moves out of the way super fast as he does) and like it just clicked that BUCKY DIDNT EVEN HESITATE TO DELIVER WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN INSTANT DEATH TO SENTRY (had he not been bulletproof ofc) AND HE DOES IT MULTIPLE TIMES DURING THE FIGHT? like he stabs the guy in the face and obv sentry’s invincible to it, but like BRO? HE WAS LITERALLY GOING FOR KILL SHOTS AND UNLOADING HIS CLIP ON SENTRY THE ENTIRE TIME 😭😭

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the constant inner turmoil of “to write a fanfic or not to write a fanfic”

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please oh please drop fave mcu fics rn im in a drought

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quite literally aching thinking about bucky barnes right now. I’m ACHING.

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throwback to my childhood when i thought every single movie was the Best Thing Ever Created because there wasn’t a horde of haters buzzing in my ear telling me the fourteen million six hundred and five problems they had with it

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Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

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only thing keeping me from post fanfiction is the ao3 curse, i got a dog and a cat that i love dearly and idk if i can risk their wellbeing

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terrible horrible ways to have someone watch the mcu for the first time

bc i just saw someone on tiktok who is watching them in ALPHABETICAL ORDER (go crazy ig tho) . anyways these are the most godawful ways i can think of for someone to watch the mcu as a first time viewer

watch the movies backwards starting from the newest to the oldest

only watch the movies that came out during leap years and then cycle back and watch everything else

alternatively watch everything that wasn’t released during a leap year and then watch the leap year movies to fill in the gaps

watch every movie in a different language

watch the movies based on the length of the title, either going from shortest title to longest title or longest title to shortest title

watch the movies based on runtime (longest runtime to shortest or vice versa)

make a word search puzzle of the movies and everytime you find a title you watch that movie

watch them based on the colors of the rainbow (as in, arrange them based on the most prominent colors in the movie poster in order from red to purple etc. idk this one sounds like it would go crazy also technically avengers endgame would be purple so it would be close to the end but also infinity war is like orange or yellow so that would be near the beginning but also ca:tws is like gray so that would be like bordering on the end of the watch? lmao this just sounds funny)

put all the movies into a wheel and watch them as you spin

start a game of monopoly with your friends except whenever you buy a property it is actually a movie that that person specifically has to watch on their own and if anyone lands on a property that is owned they have to watch whichever movie it represents as well (basically someone could buy avengers infinity war really early on and have to watch the movie and stay silent as all of their friends play in ignorant bliss as to what’s to come. and don’t even get me started on the idea of a person going for endgame or no way home right off the bat). this probably goes on for several months until everyone has watched all the movies

put one song from each movie soundtrack into a spotify playlist, shuffle it, and whichever theme you get corresponds to the movie you have to watch. then remove that theme from the playlist and do so until all movies have been watched

watch them based on the amount of characters on the poster (from most to lease and vv)

watch in release order but put the same amount of time between releases (ex, one year between infinity war and endgame). unfortunately if you use this method you’ll probably die before watching everything bc they just keep pushing out more stuff for you to wait on so by the time you catch up they’re already lapping you

alternative, watch in chronological order and put the same amount of time between the events as it was in the movies for your entire life. unfortunately if you use this method you’ll also probably die before you watch everything

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people complain that the mcu didn’t address the blip or the effects it had on people etc etc and it’s just like yall. they gave you the falcon and the winter soldier and explored entire storylines about people dealing with the blip and yall paid it dust and called it boring