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Would the Iliad characters get cancelled today? Part 2

Diomedes:

- is 1,40m and still louder than the

the entire camp

- bullies humans and gods

- has also been lost for almost 10

years - noone noticed

- is probably still alive cause he

is fueled by hatred

---> Cancelled

Menelaus:

- is ginger

- male wifed so hard that he started a

war

- asked his violent brother for help

then wondered about all the violence

---> Cancelled

Deiphobos:

- is there to look pretty and thats it

- only time Hektor listened to him was

when it wasnt actually him

- "smile and wave boy" cause Homer did

not give you any lines

---> Cancelled ( poor dei tho)

Automedon:

- job title= horse guy

personality = horse guy

- thought he was lightning McQueen

- ran over Trojans and called it Mario

Kart

---> Cancelled

Nestor:

- "back in my days" every 5 seconds

- oldest man alive, saw the dinosaurs

and still gives bad advice with

confidence

- opens his mouth and its a TED talk

on how he fought a centaur in 3000

BCE

- trojan war took 10 years cause he

did not finish talking

---> Cancelled

Okay thats it for now, let me know if you want more 😚.

Ps: There are no women because women do not get cancelled and pls take everything as a joke.

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The seventh chapter is here!!!

First of all: forgive me for the long break. To make it up to you, this chapter is pretty long and has many new members of our beloved Trojan family.🩷🩷🩷

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65878690

Thank you for waiting and reading!

Hektor of Troy and Polydamas?

Very underrated if you asked me.

That is why you should enjoy this little story about them 😚:

"Even if Troy falls"

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65878690

Summary and more information under the cut:

Summary: Hektor disappears into his tower more often these days — not for rest, but for silence, for escape, for him. While the war outside Troy’s gates drags on, inside its walls another battle brews: the quiet war of duty against desire, tradition against change, and privilege against love. Polydamas was never meant to live in the world of princes. Hektor was never meant to fall in love with someone so far from what Troy expects.

But when the city turns against Polydamas and his family, and the fire isn’t just on the battlefield but at their doorstep, Hektor can no longer stay silent. Between ash-stained nights and blood-stained mornings, he must choose what kind of man he wants to be — not just for Troy, but for the only person who sees him for who he truly is.

This is not a story of glory. It’s a story of hands held in the dark, of whispered promises in the face of ruin, and of love that dares to exist where it was never meant to.

Rating: Explicit

Tags: No Archive Warnings ApplyAndromache/Hector (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Polydamas/Hector (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Hector (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Hector (Song of Achilles)Polydamas of Troy (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Andromache (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Helen of Troy (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Deiphobus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Scamandrios | Helenus son of Priam (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Troilus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Troilus (Troilus and Cressida)Hecuba (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Priam (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Pandarus son of Lycaon (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Achilles (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Patroclus of Opus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Menelaus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Odysseus (Song of Achilles)Diomedes (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Agamemnon (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Cassandra (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Creusa of Troy (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Aeneas (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Agathon of Troy (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)References to Ancient Greek Religion & LoreFocus on Polydamas/Hector

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It's Patroclus birthday today. 🎀

Just reminding you, in case you had a bad day.

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The sixth chapter is here!!!

Did someone say that we needed more tension and royal drama? Here is the new chapter for exactly that. Enjoy! 💚💚💚

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65878690

Any kind of interaction means the world to me, so again: thank you for reading!

Hektor of Troy and Polydamas?

Very underrated if you asked me.

That is why you should enjoy this little story about them 😚:

"Even if Troy falls"

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65878690

Summary and more information under the cut:

Summary: Hektor disappears into his tower more often these days — not for rest, but for silence, for escape, for him. While the war outside Troy’s gates drags on, inside its walls another battle brews: the quiet war of duty against desire, tradition against change, and privilege against love. Polydamas was never meant to live in the world of princes. Hektor was never meant to fall in love with someone so far from what Troy expects.

But when the city turns against Polydamas and his family, and the fire isn’t just on the battlefield but at their doorstep, Hektor can no longer stay silent. Between ash-stained nights and blood-stained mornings, he must choose what kind of man he wants to be — not just for Troy, but for the only person who sees him for who he truly is.

This is not a story of glory. It’s a story of hands held in the dark, of whispered promises in the face of ruin, and of love that dares to exist where it was never meant to.

Rating: Explicit

Tags: No Archive Warnings ApplyAndromache/Hector (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Polydamas/Hector (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Hector (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Hector (Song of Achilles)Polydamas of Troy (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Andromache (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Helen of Troy (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Deiphobus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Scamandrios | Helenus son of Priam (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Troilus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Troilus (Troilus and Cressida)Hecuba (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Priam (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Pandarus son of Lycaon (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Achilles (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Patroclus of Opus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Menelaus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Odysseus (Song of Achilles)Diomedes (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Agamemnon (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Cassandra (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Creusa of Troy (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Aeneas (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Agathon of Troy (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)References to Ancient Greek Religion & LoreFocus on Polydamas/Hector

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Iliad as random Memes with context part 4

(even tho noone asked for this🎀)

Hector and Ajax @ each other:

Achilles during his first war council:

Achilles' horses when he blamed them for Patroclus death:

Hector when he "accidently" killed Patroclus:

Diomedes @ everyone:

Source is pinterest 🩷

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The fifth chapter is here!!!

We have some new characters now but for more information just read the summary or the whole chapter ;). Enjoy!💙💙💙

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65878690

Thank you for reading and the support. I appreciate it a lot!

Hektor of Troy and Polydamas?

Very underrated if you asked me.

That is why you should enjoy this little story about them 😚:

"Even if Troy falls"

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65878690

Summary and more information under the cut:

Summary: Hektor disappears into his tower more often these days — not for rest, but for silence, for escape, for him. While the war outside Troy’s gates drags on, inside its walls another battle brews: the quiet war of duty against desire, tradition against change, and privilege against love. Polydamas was never meant to live in the world of princes. Hektor was never meant to fall in love with someone so far from what Troy expects.

But when the city turns against Polydamas and his family, and the fire isn’t just on the battlefield but at their doorstep, Hektor can no longer stay silent. Between ash-stained nights and blood-stained mornings, he must choose what kind of man he wants to be — not just for Troy, but for the only person who sees him for who he truly is.

This is not a story of glory. It’s a story of hands held in the dark, of whispered promises in the face of ruin, and of love that dares to exist where it was never meant to.

Rating: Explicit

Tags: No Archive Warnings ApplyAndromache/Hector (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Polydamas/Hector (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Hector (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Hector (Song of Achilles)Polydamas of Troy (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Andromache (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Helen of Troy (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Deiphobus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Scamandrios | Helenus son of Priam (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Troilus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Troilus (Troilus and Cressida)Hecuba (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Priam (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Pandarus son of Lycaon (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Achilles (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Patroclus of Opus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Menelaus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Odysseus (Song of Achilles)Diomedes (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Agamemnon (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Cassandra (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Creusa of Troy (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Aeneas (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Agathon of Troy (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)References to Ancient Greek Religion & LoreFocus on Polydamas/Hector

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Would the Iliad characters get cancelled today?

(short answer: yes, long answer: lets find out why)

Achilles:

- hater to everyone except Patroclus

- woman = war prize???

- cries to his mom about every

inconvenience

- hates human rights

---> Cancelled

Patroclus:

- got caught stealing, then died

- his dogs get more food than his men

- tries to act innocent, is a war

criminal

---> Cancelled

Hector:

- going solo is his number one

priority

- scares children while wearing armor

- hates bird signs and smart people

- kills gay people

---> Canacelled

Odysseus:

- liar, gaslighter, the problem

- kills children

- has beef with 20 year old gay people

- thinks gods are his friends

---> Cancelled

Paris:

- would you rather be dumb or ugly?

yes!

- manchild

- hates women, still wants them to

love him

- kills gay people

---> Cancelled

Polydamas:

- birds >>>>>> people

- says "I told you so" to dead people

- never fights, always has opinions

---> Cancelled

Let me know if you want a part 2😁

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The fourth chapter is here!!!

This series of reposts will continue, so if you are interested in the story, this is the best way to always stay up to date. 💜💜💜

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65878690

Enjoy and thank you so much for reading! :)

Hektor of Troy and Polydamas?

Very underrated if you asked me.

That is why you should enjoy this little story about them 😚:

"Even if Troy falls"

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65878690

Summary and more information under the cut:

Summary: Hektor disappears into his tower more often these days — not for rest, but for silence, for escape, for him. While the war outside Troy’s gates drags on, inside its walls another battle brews: the quiet war of duty against desire, tradition against change, and privilege against love. Polydamas was never meant to live in the world of princes. Hektor was never meant to fall in love with someone so far from what Troy expects.

But when the city turns against Polydamas and his family, and the fire isn’t just on the battlefield but at their doorstep, Hektor can no longer stay silent. Between ash-stained nights and blood-stained mornings, he must choose what kind of man he wants to be — not just for Troy, but for the only person who sees him for who he truly is.

This is not a story of glory. It’s a story of hands held in the dark, of whispered promises in the face of ruin, and of love that dares to exist where it was never meant to.

Rating: Explicit

Tags: No Archive Warnings ApplyAndromache/Hector (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Polydamas/Hector (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Hector (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Hector (Song of Achilles)Polydamas of Troy (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Andromache (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Helen of Troy (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Deiphobus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Scamandrios | Helenus son of Priam (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Troilus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Troilus (Troilus and Cressida)Hecuba (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Priam (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Pandarus son of Lycaon (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Achilles (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Patroclus of Opus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Menelaus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Odysseus (Song of Achilles)Diomedes (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Agamemnon (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Cassandra (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Creusa of Troy (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Aeneas (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Agathon of Troy (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)References to Ancient Greek Religion & LoreFocus on Polydamas/Hector

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The third chapter is here!!!

This chapter focuses on the battle between the Trojans and Achaeans. So even if you are not interested in the relationship, feel free to enjoy some action on the battlefield. 💛💛💛

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65878690

Feel free to give me feedback, I always appreciate it!

Hektor of Troy and Polydamas?

Very underrated if you asked me.

That is why you should enjoy this little story about them 😚:

"Even if Troy falls"

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65878690

Summary and more information under the cut:

Summary: Hektor disappears into his tower more often these days — not for rest, but for silence, for escape, for him. While the war outside Troy’s gates drags on, inside its walls another battle brews: the quiet war of duty against desire, tradition against change, and privilege against love. Polydamas was never meant to live in the world of princes. Hektor was never meant to fall in love with someone so far from what Troy expects.

But when the city turns against Polydamas and his family, and the fire isn’t just on the battlefield but at their doorstep, Hektor can no longer stay silent. Between ash-stained nights and blood-stained mornings, he must choose what kind of man he wants to be — not just for Troy, but for the only person who sees him for who he truly is.

This is not a story of glory. It’s a story of hands held in the dark, of whispered promises in the face of ruin, and of love that dares to exist where it was never meant to.

Rating: Explicit

Tags: No Archive Warnings ApplyAndromache/Hector (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Polydamas/Hector (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Hector (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Hector (Song of Achilles)Polydamas of Troy (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Andromache (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Helen of Troy (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Deiphobus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Scamandrios | Helenus son of Priam (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Troilus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Troilus (Troilus and Cressida)Hecuba (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Priam (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Pandarus son of Lycaon (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Achilles (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Patroclus of Opus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Menelaus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Odysseus (Song of Achilles)Diomedes (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Agamemnon (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Cassandra (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Creusa of Troy (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Aeneas (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Agathon of Troy (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)References to Ancient Greek Religion & LoreFocus on Polydamas/Hector

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*The whole army is suffering*

*Greeks are dying daily*

*Achilles refuses to fight*

Agamemnon: Uh guys have we tried making this more about me? 🤨

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The second chapter is here!!!

So take this as an invite to check it out and appreciate some work about Hektor and Polydamas during pride month.🩷🩷🩷

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65878690

Please take a look at the original post for more information about the story.

Hektor of Troy and Polydamas?

Very underrated if you asked me.

That is why you should enjoy this little story about them 😚:

"Even if Troy falls"

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65878690

Summary and more information under the cut:

Summary: Hektor disappears into his tower more often these days — not for rest, but for silence, for escape, for him. While the war outside Troy’s gates drags on, inside its walls another battle brews: the quiet war of duty against desire, tradition against change, and privilege against love. Polydamas was never meant to live in the world of princes. Hektor was never meant to fall in love with someone so far from what Troy expects.

But when the city turns against Polydamas and his family, and the fire isn’t just on the battlefield but at their doorstep, Hektor can no longer stay silent. Between ash-stained nights and blood-stained mornings, he must choose what kind of man he wants to be — not just for Troy, but for the only person who sees him for who he truly is.

This is not a story of glory. It’s a story of hands held in the dark, of whispered promises in the face of ruin, and of love that dares to exist where it was never meant to.

Rating: Explicit

Tags: No Archive Warnings ApplyAndromache/Hector (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Polydamas/Hector (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Hector (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Hector (Song of Achilles)Polydamas of Troy (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Andromache (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Helen of Troy (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Deiphobus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Scamandrios | Helenus son of Priam (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Troilus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Troilus (Troilus and Cressida)Hecuba (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Priam (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Pandarus son of Lycaon (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Achilles (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Patroclus of Opus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Menelaus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Odysseus (Song of Achilles)Diomedes (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Agamemnon (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Cassandra (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Creusa of Troy (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Aeneas (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Agathon of Troy (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)References to Ancient Greek Religion & LoreFocus on Polydamas/Hector

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Achilles: Don't do anything stupid.

*Patroclus already posing in front of a mirror in full armor*

Patroclus: I am Achilles, son of Peleus, demigod, the best of the Greeks. I will burn down Troy and-

Achilles: No.

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Polydamas: Do not fight Achilles.

Polydamas: Do not bring that horse in.

Polydamas: Do not-

Hektor: What if I did though?🤭

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Thank you🙏😚

Someone had to start it...since there are literally no stories about them at all.

We are missing out on something!!!

Hektor of Troy and Polydamas?

Very underrated if you asked me.

That is why you should enjoy this little story about them 😚:

"Even if Troy falls"

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65878690

Summary and more information under the cut:

Summary: Hektor disappears into his tower more often these days — not for rest, but for silence, for escape, for him. While the war outside Troy’s gates drags on, inside its walls another battle brews: the quiet war of duty against desire, tradition against change, and privilege against love. Polydamas was never meant to live in the world of princes. Hektor was never meant to fall in love with someone so far from what Troy expects.

But when the city turns against Polydamas and his family, and the fire isn’t just on the battlefield but at their doorstep, Hektor can no longer stay silent. Between ash-stained nights and blood-stained mornings, he must choose what kind of man he wants to be — not just for Troy, but for the only person who sees him for who he truly is.

This is not a story of glory. It’s a story of hands held in the dark, of whispered promises in the face of ruin, and of love that dares to exist where it was never meant to.

Rating: Explicit

Tags: No Archive Warnings ApplyAndromache/Hector (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Polydamas/Hector (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Hector (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Hector (Song of Achilles)Polydamas of Troy (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Andromache (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Helen of Troy (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Deiphobus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Scamandrios | Helenus son of Priam (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Troilus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Troilus (Troilus and Cressida)Hecuba (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Priam (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Pandarus son of Lycaon (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Achilles (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Patroclus of Opus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Menelaus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Odysseus (Song of Achilles)Diomedes (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Agamemnon (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Cassandra (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Creusa of Troy (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Aeneas (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Agathon of Troy (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)References to Ancient Greek Religion & LoreFocus on Polydamas/Hector

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Patroclus @ Euphorbus after he got stabbed by him:

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Hektor of Troy and Polydamas?

Very underrated if you asked me.

That is why you should enjoy this little story about them 😚:

"Even if Troy falls"

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65878690

Summary and more information under the cut:

Summary: Hektor disappears into his tower more often these days — not for rest, but for silence, for escape, for him. While the war outside Troy’s gates drags on, inside its walls another battle brews: the quiet war of duty against desire, tradition against change, and privilege against love. Polydamas was never meant to live in the world of princes. Hektor was never meant to fall in love with someone so far from what Troy expects.

But when the city turns against Polydamas and his family, and the fire isn’t just on the battlefield but at their doorstep, Hektor can no longer stay silent. Between ash-stained nights and blood-stained mornings, he must choose what kind of man he wants to be — not just for Troy, but for the only person who sees him for who he truly is.

This is not a story of glory. It’s a story of hands held in the dark, of whispered promises in the face of ruin, and of love that dares to exist where it was never meant to.

Rating: Explicit

Tags: No Archive Warnings ApplyAndromache/Hector (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Polydamas/Hector (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Hector (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Hector (Song of Achilles)Polydamas of Troy (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Andromache (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Helen of Troy (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Deiphobus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Scamandrios | Helenus son of Priam (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Troilus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Troilus (Troilus and Cressida)Hecuba (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Priam (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Pandarus son of Lycaon (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Achilles (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Patroclus of Opus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Menelaus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Odysseus (Song of Achilles)Diomedes (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Agamemnon (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Cassandra (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Creusa of Troy (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Aeneas (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)Agathon of Troy (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)References to Ancient Greek Religion & LoreFocus on Polydamas/Hector

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Hektor of Troy 😁

My counselor @panthoonides and I have been working on a portrait. Thought I might share.