skylarinfinity

[skylarinfinity]

can't you fix your grammar? It's kinda bothering.

no it's okay, i just quit doing all this, sorry for bothering you with my bad grammar.

[skylarinfinity]

[male reader and wanda visit tommy at the prison]

tommy : [avoiding eye contact with male reader] what, are you disappointed?

male reader : eh no, don't worry about that.

tommy : [face male reader] what? why-

male reader : [shrugs] your mum been in prison before-

wanda : [sighs] male reader-

male reader : and it's the highest level security prisons-

wanda : [slap the back of male reader head] stop that!

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harry : [see sulking dean after ginny and him break up] ginny, you should never break someone heart because they only have one.

ginny : [rolling her eyes] it's wasn't my fault-

male reader : [nodding at harry words] yeah, break their bones they have two hundred and six of those.

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harry : [see umbridge walk in while their eating] she was at our hearing.

hermione : [looking at umbridge suspiciously] she works for fudge.

male reader : huh that's odd, most people work for money.

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[avengers having a meeting]

male reader : [crash the meeting in teary eyes, looking at natasha] why did you text me in that tone.

natasha : [sighs than stand up] i'm so sorry that i use that tone on you [walking male reader outside]

steve : [confused] text can have tone?

sam : [shaking his head] no-

wanda : [nodding] it's just the feeling.

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male reader : [sighs] i like natasha but not sure how to approach her.

yelena : [shrugs] try flirt with her.

[later]

male reader : [flirting] if you had to kill me how would you do it?

natasha : what-

yelena : run you over with a truck.

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wanda : [looking at male reader from a far] he so handsome-

natasha : [looking at male reader than scrunch her nose] he look stupid.

wanda : [deadpans] still an upgrade from walking vibrator.

natasha : [nodding] fair.

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wanda : [looking at male reader with a bright smile] i like this guy he looks idiot but still he so attractive in a way.

male reader : eh maybe you just so in love.

wanda : [sigh's when male reader don't get her hint] turns out he not just look stupid... he is stupid.

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[male reader babysitting his little sister morgan]

morgan : male reader, what's the meaning of life? [didn't move focus from her colouring book]

male reader : [look at his sister in confused] the point of life is just knowing bunch weird stuff and being kinda flirty... well at least that's what daddy teach me [shrugs]

tony : [standing on the front door, smirking] i'm so proud of him!

pepper : [annoyed] i'm not.

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[male reader getting ready to take the twins from school]

wanda : male reader, before you go to their can you stop by shop and get me this? [give male reader grocery list]

male reader : [nodding] sure, love [kiss wanda before walking out]

[later]

male reader : [walk into the kitchen and putting down the groceries] all done, love.

wanda : [peaking to living room searching for the twins] male reader, are you missing something?

male reader : huh? what i'm missing-

wanda : [sighs] the twi-

male reader : oh i forgot cream cheese! [walking back to his car and drive away]

wanda : ...okay then, i just go to take the twins from school myself.

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yelena : [found wasps nest on her porch] ебать |fuck| [searching something to destroy the wasps and found mosquito repellent spray] male reader!?

male reader : [from up stairs] yeah!?

yelena : [show male reader mosquito repellent spray] is this good for wasps?

male reader : [shaking his head] no, it kills them.

yelena : [deadpanned] why i think dating you is good idea?

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male reader : where you are is where i want to be.

steve : [blushing confused] thank you-

male reader : [deadpans] no seriously, that's my chair!

steve : oh.

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harry : [point his wand at snape casting spell on him]

hermione : [hiss] harry, you just attacked a teacher!!

male reader : [pulled out his diary out of nowhere] hermione, two years ago you also-

hermione : [pinch male reader on his face] stop that, and that's different!

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harry : [whisper to his friends] i saw voldemort in the forest.

hermione : [gasp] we should tell dumbledore than!

ron : [nodding in fear] yes, we should-

male reader : [rolling his eyes] are you mad? we are eleven years old so let's fight him ourselves!

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wanda : [visit natasha and male reader] hello- [see male reader holding two cats in his arm] aww, what kind breed are their? [scratching ginger cat head]

male reader : [grinning like a proud father cats] just a little boy and girl!

wanda : that's not- [see natasha] natasha?

natasha : [shrugs] cat?

yelena : [appear from the kitchen] don't bother asking them, they found that little shits inside dustbin.

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male reader : [wincing] never play the guess who game with natasha.

yelena : huh? why?

[five minutes earlier]

male reader : [cover natasha eyes] guess who-

natasha : [flip male reader over her shoulder than kick him on the ball]

male reader : it's me- your freaking husband [sobbing]

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male reader : [talking to his sister in law] i'm so sorry for finishing your bottle of vodka.

yelena : [shrugs] i'm sorry for throwing you from the balcony.

male reader : [nodding] it's okay- wait, when did you thr-

yelena : [throw male reader of balcony] right now.

natasha : [see what just happened] yelena, are you crazy!?

yelena : [rolling her eyes] jeez calm down, your boy toy land on the trampoline.

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