#incorrect male reader

[skylarinfinity]

professor mcgonagall : male reader and harry, what have i told you about comparing professor umbridge to a dementor?

[umbridge have a visible smirk on her face thinking male reader and harry being told off by mcgonagall]

male reader : [sighs] that's it's offensive to the dementor [harry nodding in agreement]

umbridge : what-

professor mcgonagall : [nod] that's correct.

umbridge : what!?

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[oliver-sssssss]

Kinktober

[skylarinfinity]

[golden trio and male reader found files about past voldemort aka tom riddle]

harry : [excited] we can use this information to defend voldemort!

male reader : [staring at tom riddle photo and laugh awkwardly] this photos make me want to turn into the dark side...

hermione : [sighed] really, male reader?

male reader : what?! you can't deny that he was a dashing lad!

ron : [nodding] you not wrong...

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[skylarinfinity]

sirius : [try to warning harry and male reader about voldemort] voldemort is after something, something he didn't have last time.

harry : [concern] what is it-

male reader : [don't give a flying fuck about voldemort] is it a nose?

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[skylarinfinity]

[natasha going out with the girls]

wanda : so natasha, how are you and your new boyfriend?

natasha : well couple years ago i loss my ex at a party and found him making out with two woman-

carol : [scoffed] fucking arsehole.

natasha : but last night i lost male reader at tony party and find him eating a tacos while patting the animals at the corner of the living room.

maria : [chuckles] the upgrade!

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[skylarinfinity]

[male reader private jet just landing on airport]

male reader : [see his teammates fighting eachother] i only gone for one month vacation, what the fuck is happening here?!

[team ironman and team cap both immediately stop fighting when they heard male reader voice]

tony : [point at steve] he start it! [steve sigh and shaking his head]

male reader : [ignoring tony than turn to look at natasha and wanda] who started this shit?

wanda : [suddenly find floor more interesting] i loss control of my power and government-

male reader : [raised an eyebrow] so government fault?

natasha : yeah, but this started because those two [point at tony and steve] refused to talk properly [shrugs]

male reader : than why you two decide to join them?

wanda : i just don't like tony [shrugged]

natasha : [shrugs] i prefer to life with tony black card.

male reader : [sigh] all of you go back to compound.

steve : male reader-

male reader : [give steve stern look] compound now!

tony : i don't want-

male reader : one, two-

[avengers immediately run into their vehicle]

male reader : [groan] this team useless without me.

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[skylarinfinity]

[golden trio and male reader found themselves in dangerous situation]

ron : [scared] we can't fight all this people!

hermione : we should run and find professor dumbledore.

harry : [nod] let's go-

male reader : no! just stay here i know how to summon him!

hermione : [confused] what-

male reader : [shout] it's seems like slytherin doing amazing with scores this year! they going to win the cup-

[dumbledore crash open the door]

dumbledore : fifty points to each of you for being great example to- [stop when he see his students watch him with deadpan expression]

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[skylarinfinity]

male reader : [first time ever met voldemort] what happened to your nose?

voldemort : [annoying] shush child, is that even matter?

male reader : no really, but i'm just curious [shrugs]

voldemort : listen-

male reader : you know, you can just lie than your nose will become longer-

voldemort : wha-

male reader : hermione, she give me this muggles book title pinocchio when you lie your nose will grow longer-

voldemort : [sneered] don't tell me about that mudblood-

male reader : dude?! at least she have nose!

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[skylarinfinity]

[avengers have bbq night]

male reader : [grilling the meats] clint, how do you like your steak?

clint : the same way my sex life been going [laughing thinking he so funny]

male reader : [deadpans] so very rare than?

clint : [stop laughing] what-

[team try so hard not to laugh at him]

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[skylarinfinity]

[tony and steve fighting while other try to calming down the situation]

steve: [sigh] tony-

tony: [interrupted steve and keep jabbing steve shoulder with his fingertip] no you listen to me steve-

natasha: [pull steve away from tony] guys-

m/n: [stressed out] dad's can you guys calm the fuck down?!

[the room immediately silent]

tony: [look m/n with wide eyes] what did you say?

m/n: [look at tony with confused and scared] can you guys calm the fuck down?

steve: [smile softly at m/n] no, before that.

m/n: [get more confused] i don't say anything?

sam: [wiggle his eyebrows] m/n, you call cap and stark dad's.

[m/n face start turning red so he immediately left the room]

clint: [suddenly gasp] m/n going to be child of divorce!

tony: [shake his head firmly] no i'm not going to divorce steve, we can figure this out for m/n.

steve: [confused] but we never married-

tony: [glare at steve] shut up steve, we would work this out for m/n!

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[skylarinfinity]

kate : [staring at natasha while drinking her coffee] did every russian call people with their full name?

natasha : [looking up from her breakfast] what? of course not, what make you think that?

kate : it's yelena-

natasha : that's yelena, she... she just different-

[yelena and male reader walk into the kitchen side by side]

yelena and male reader : hello kate bishop, good morning!

[kate looking at natasha with raised eyebrow]

natasha : [sigh] listen here kate bishop- oh lord it's is russian thing...

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[skylarinfinity]

[harry and male reader had to stay in snape classroom for detention]

male reader : professor snape, can i tell you a joke?

snape : [sigh] sure.

male reader : lily evans.

snape : [glaring at male reader] i don't get it.

male reader : [smirked] exactly.

[harry try not to laugh]

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[skylarinfinity]

[sirius learn he have a son]

male reader : so... you are sirius orion black?

sirius : [scrunch his nose] don't need to say full name.

male reader : if you put together your initials you will get SOB, which is fitting the way you look right now.

sirius : [baffled] wha-

remus : [nodding] yup, definitely your son.

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[skylarinfinity]

kidnapper : [calling avengers] we have your children.

tony : [see morgan colouring her books] no, my child here and safe.

kidnapper : than who the fuck this six kids!?

steve : [sigh] can you describe them?

kidnapper : [groaning] well one of them keep asking us if she can watch sitcoms-

steve : [gasped and whisper] that's wanda-

kidnapper : than there's this boy who can't stop flirting to our coworkers and flexing his abs-

steve : and pietro.

kidnapper : one of them cursing us in russian because we refuse to get her mac and cheese with hot sauce-

natasha : [rubbing her face] fucking yelena.

kidnapper : there's this girl who wont stop crying because we accidentally snap one of her arrow-

clint : [nodding] that's kate.

kidnapper : and the last two boys our favourite because they just playing with lego that we provide.

thor : [gasped loudly] that's spiderboy and male reader!

tony : yup that's our children... but you guys don't have them, they have you- [seeing natasha running towards the jet] oh and the mama spider on her way.

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[skylarinfinity]

[avengers having a meeting]

male reader : [crash the meeting in teary eyes, looking at natasha] why did you text me in that tone.

natasha : [sighs than stand up] i'm so sorry that i use that tone on you [walking male reader outside]

steve : [confused] text can have tone?

sam : [shaking his head] no-

wanda : [nodding] it's just the feeling.

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[skylarinfinity]

[male reader accidentally found voldemort and death eaters]

voldemort : oh don't you running to tell everyone [cup male reader face to shut him out]

male reader : [bite voldemort hand than scream] professor's help, voldemort is trying to steal my nose!!

harry : [who been hiding behind pillar can stop his laugh] oh shit-

death eaters : dark lord, it's harry potter behind those pillar-

voldemort : [rolling his eyes] yes, i can hear him too.

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