#incorrect quotes yelena belova

[skylarinfinity]

[yelena and kate following m/n]

kate: [whisper to yelena] why were we doing again?

yelena: [make sure they don't lose m/n] i think m/n cheat on natasha.

kate: [gasp and put hand on her mouth] no way! he love her only.

[yelena about to talk but they see m/n hug 'mystery woman', yelena immediately walk towards them]

yelena: [punch m/n] i expect better from you but you clearly fail!

kate: yelena-

yelena: [glare at kate] kate bishop don't even try to stop me- [turn to see natasha glare at her]

[silent]

yelena: [look natasha confused but then] oh- i forgot your middle name is alianovna...

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[floilee]

"Why do you ship-" That is exactly why.

[gfmaximoff]

Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.

Yelena: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.

Natasha: *raises hand*

Wanda: *raises hand*

Shuri: *raises hand*

Kate: *raises hand*

Yelena, side eyeing violently: Kate Bishop, what was that?

[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N: no we’re not stopping until the Red Room is burned to its core

Melina: brave one. I see why you are dating them.

Natasha: it’s mostly for Y/N’s cuddles and the way they treat our baby

Yelena: you have a baby?

Y/N: she’s only three months old!

Y/N shows them a picture of a kitten…

Alexei: my grandchild is a cat?

Yelena: and you laugh because I want to own a dog!?

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: What did you get Yelena for her birthday?

Y/N: I got her a dog.

Kate: Really? Me too!

Sam: I also got her a dog!

Bucky: Looks like we had the same idea.

Y/N: Scott, please tell me you didn’t get Yelena a dog as well.

Scott: I got her a dog!

[cuts to Yelena surrounded by dogs]

Yelena: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!

[romanoffshouse]

Natasha, at the police station: Hi, i'm here for Yelena.

Officer: last name?

Natasha: ...Oh, you must be new.

[rxmqnova]

*at the mall*

Wanda: Hey, have any of you guys seen Y/N? She's been gone for a while..

Kate: Eh, nope.

Natasha: No, I haven't...

Yelena: Probably ran off to McDonald's or something.

Y/N: Hey.

Wanda: Ooh, there you are-

Kate: What the fu-

Yelena: I- where were you?!

Y/N: Walking right behind you guys.

[manhattanminute2]

Wanda, watching Yelena and Y/N fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?

Natasha, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.

Wanda: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?

Yelena: Natasha.

Y/N: Natasha.

Natasha: Me.

[rainysofsunshineao3]

Kate: *Banging a pen against a table*

Yelena: Oh my god Kate Bishop! Would you stop? How would you like it if I banged you against the table?

Kate:...

Kate:...I...don't know the correct answer to that question.

[wandas6-gf]

Y/N: Can I have a piece of cake from the fridge?

Yelena: What’s the rule?

Y/N, sighing: No cake after dinner.

Yelena: No, that’s Nat’s rule. My rule is that you need to bring me a slice as well.

[cobaltperun]

Happy black widow

Nat: *eating her sandwich that "mysteriously" appeared on her table*

-other side of the room-

Clint: Really? Another sandwich?

Y/N: *looking away and whispering* Well-fed black widow is a happy black widow and I have intentions with the Black Widow...

Clint: Yeah? And what are those intentions?

Y/N: *still whispering* She looks so happy and cute when she eats them.

Clint: Adorable.

Yelena: Just ask her out already!

Clint: *patting Yelena on the back* They'll get there. Eventually.

*Later*

Y/N: *drinking favorite beverage* Whoever brought this is my second favorite person.

Yelena: The first is Natasha?

Y/N: Yup.

-other side of the room-

Nat: *smiling proudly*

Clint: Maybe it would be more effective if you weren't sneaky about it?

Nat: We'll get there.

Somehow has a part 2 now.

[skylarinfinity]

[yelena follow m/n try to make him listen to her]

yelena: [grab m/n forearm] m/n please, just listen to me for second.

m/n: [turn into yelena with teary eyes] there's nothing to listen about, you already broke it!

[clint and kate see them fighting]

kate: [nervously look at clint] are going to calm them down or just let them be?

[clint about to answer but he got cut off by natasha]

natasha: [sighed] let them be, m/n just mad about yelena accidentally broke his favourite mug... again.

clint: [hum] figure.

kate: [look at them confused] i'm sorry but what do you meant by again?

natasha: yelena the clumsiest assassin ever and m/n sorcerer also mugs collector those two shouldn't be near eachother.

kate: [look natasha weirdly] okay...

[georgie3116]

*Natasha making a video in case she ever gets amnesia*

*Camera Zooms in on Yelena Chilling on the couch*

Natasha: This is Yelena. She is your sister.

Yelena: …

Natasha: If she offers you food, it’s safe to take it.

*Natasha turns the Camera on herself*

Natasha: You probably paid for it, anyway.

[gfmaximoff]

Yelena: It’s really frustrating.

Kate: What is it?

Yelena: Watching Y/N openly flirt with Wanda and Wanda not realizing it.

Kate, wearing a "Date Me Yelena Pls" shirt: Haha yeah, she's so oblivious.

[fandomnerd9602]

Yelena: my parents think we would make a great couple

Y/N: your parents? Alexei likes me?

Yelena points to a nearby window…

Alexei stands there holding a sign: Y/N + Yelena 4Ever ❤️💕

Y/N: well he’s right

Melina: darling leave them alone!

Alexei: but it’s true!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N, playing rock, paper and scissors with Yelena, miserably losing: Damn it!

Wanda: There's no shame in admitting defeat.

Y/N: You don't understand. She's getting tired.

Wanda: She's not tired. That's the point. She's a machine.

Y/N: Just once, would you believe in me?! As my girlfriend, aren't you supposed to be my... Rock!

Yelena: [still winning]

Y/N: Noo!