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MARIO what DID THEY DO TO YOU?!!

You look so normal and boring. Lets give you more pizzazz. Alittle sauce, a tiny bit of DNA altering. And voila, now you look delicious, my friend!

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I WOULDNT EAT THAT IF I WERE YOU...

Because I'm me, not you, and I wanna eat it, so please politely step back and let me enjoy my Martian tentacles in peace.

Chef Ramsay's new show Nightmare Kitchen, really makes me hungry, surely I'm not the only one!

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ASH is dead, and pikachu wants BLOOD

He took away the only person Pikachu held dear. BRIAN GRIFFIN will pay! or at least he will, if pikachu gets what it wants!

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NIGHTMARE RAYQUAZA ☠️💀☠️

BREAKING NEWS: The Emerald Serpent Dragon, RAYQUAZA, has officially been infected by the smittyXTV virus.

Its form now completely infused with nightmare miasma. SmittyXTV News warns viewers to stay indoors and pray, as it's ability Air Lock takes on a completely different, very deadly form.

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MARIO'S On Who Wants To Be a Millionarie!!

Except of course it's Who Wants to be a Smitty! If you lose, it's all over, kiss your porcelain smooth skin goodbye, because you win a one way trip to the smitty zone!!

Just between you and me, and I think the answer to the 2nd question is Birdo. I mean it's kinda obvious, right? Whatchu think?

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WTF SMASH BROS #3

The one and only one left behind when all he wanted to be was less behind the other behinds.

Waaa it's Waluigi Time! Let's just say not getting an invite from SMASH, made the Waainator make some severly bad decisions. specifically the guy decided to not have any vegetables for a whole month! A whole month! That's taking it too far Waluigi!

He finally came to his senses, and promptly consumed 10 liters of nightmare fuel. Hello hello nightmare Waluigi, how you doing!

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CARDBOARD for WINNERS! 🏆

The only cardboard that can elevate your tasteless life, with something just as tasteless, in a winning way!

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MYSTERY MEAT MARIO! Part 2

What will he turn into this time - maybe a toaster! Or an accountant!!

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Mario's SECRETS EXPOSED! 👀

Mario acting like it's first time on a talkshow! You ain't fooling anyone, bro

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GRENINJA EVOLVES!?

SOMETHING WENT HORRIBLY WRONG...

RIP Greninja.

GREYOKAI IS UPON US...

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Finally, life hacks by someone who actually cares about you

These Life hacks WILL change your life 👌

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💀 FNAF: AT HOME EDITION...how often has this happened to you?

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Patrick asks the right questions 🧠 in his new mini series DEEPER with Patrick, where Patrick the host is the star of his own show, Deeper with Patrick

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Squidward you alive?

Spongebob once again proving that his HEART is in the right place - in this week's episode of Spongebob SAUCY NIGHTMARES!

Also Squidward go take a bath man, you look disgusting 🐙

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Your favorite Saturday Morning Cartoon!

Guess who it is - he rhymes with breadnija

It excels at very grotesque stealth kills, the likes of which you never want to see...

Who's next - Lickitung, Charizard, Lucario, or my personal favorite- the illustrious Other! YOU DECIDE.

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Professor OAK, what did you put in these pokeballs...

Professor Oak: why yes, let's see here. You have the red pill - pokemon undertale, with a little sprinkling of nightmare sauce, to keep things saucy - if you will.

Oak: Blue pill is what I take when I'm feeling just a subtle little breeze of dementia, it's super mario pokemon. Don't worry at those times, it's been proven unsafe for me to drive.

Oak: That's all, which will you choose?

Oak: What do you mean green pill? There's a green pill too? It's one of the options? You really think I should put on pants?

Oak: Oh yes, the green pill, thats pokemon pokemon nightmare - he winks at you.

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oak(?) Also sorry about the tiktok watermark, i created the text title there 😑

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WTF SMASH BROS #2

The two of them play like a deformed ice climbers. When Mario gets tired Sonic(?) just whispers sweet little nothings into his ear - i.e GOTTA GO FAST OR ILL KILL YOU AND HARVEST YOUR LIFE MUSHROOMS.

This keeps Mario motivated to keep giving his all! These 2 really are the best duo, especially after the Luigi incident (RIP)...