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James: 20 years from now, I’ll be your second husband.

Lily, confused: What happened to my first?

James, calmly eating: Nothing that can be proven.

Lily:

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Lily: if you don’t make them leave, I will

James: but-! Lily! It’s Sirius and Remus

Lily: and we’re married, James. They can’t just live with us for the rest of our lives

James, pouting: why not?!

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Sirius and James: Hey moony?

Remus, looks up from his book: Yes?

Sirius: How long can someone breathe in the washing machine?

Remus: Why would you want to know that?

James: ...scientific purposes...

Remus: Where’s Wormtail!?

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The Marauders as Random Group Chat Names

James: All Sugar, No Daddy

Sirius: Daddy Issues for the Aesthetic

Remus: 50 Shades of ✨Self-Hatred✨

Peter: All Panic, No Disco

Lily: Wine Me, Dine Me, 69 Me

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James: Once in a while, someone amazing comes along.

Lily, blushing: Aw James-

James: And here I am.

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Remus Lupin with sweater paws. That’s it. That’s the post.

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Lily, starring at a very sweaty James:

Remus, drooling over a very shirtless Sirius:

Dorcas, sneakily taking pictures of Marlene in her sports bra:

Alice, mumbling something about having Frank's children:

Molly, knitting handcuff covers on the quidditch stands:

Mcgonagall: *hands them each a water bottle* for the thirst my dearests

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*In the middle of a conversation*

Remus: I’m so bored...

James, nodding: Me too.

Sirius: I don’t want to be here.

Peter: We need to get out of this.

*all four thinking hard*

Remus, pulls out his phone and pretends to answer it: Excuse me. My bed is calling me.

Everyone else:

Remus, walking away:

James, Peter, and Sirius: Oh. He’s good.

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Remus: I run on chaos, coffee, and cuss words.

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Sirius: James! Come on we have to-

James, holds hand up: Don’t rush me.

Sirius: But the others-

James: I’m waiting for the last minute. So it’s more ✨dramatic✨.

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I get everything I want because I attract it.

- Sirius Black at some point

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Remus: I wouldn’t have so many problems if I just talked about my feelings.

Also Remus: If I even give the vaguest notion of my feelings, I may D I E.

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Remus: I’m cold. Someone come cuddle me.

Remus: ...or set me on fire. Either is fine.

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James, staring at Lily: Isn’t she so pretty?

Remus, staring at Sirius: Yeah. He is.

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“Some stars for my Moony”

In the Wolfstar mood <3

Also, thank you for all the love in my last post, it was unexpected and very appreciated <3 you folks are amazing!

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Sirius, casually listening to music through headphones at an Order meeting: ...

James, unplugs the headphones and Toxic by Britney Spears plays at full volume:

Sirius, scrambles to turn it off: shit shIt SHIT fUcK!!!

Everyone else: ...

Sirius: This isn’t what it looks like...

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Lily, to James and Harry: I’m leaving for 3 days. I left notes for each of you with instructions on what to do and what not to do.

James: Mine just says “James no!”...

Harry: Mine says “You’re in charge”.

Lily: And that applies to every single situation.