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Wait if Dazai directly killed Fyodor wouldn't Fyodor's alibity stop working, because of Dazai's nullification?

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*ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ✩‧₊˚

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Now that I think about it, probably Fyodor and Dazai will have a rematch. For now Fyodor is probably recovering and thinking and of course he will decide to go get rid of Chuuya first, in his next fight with Dazai.

Dazai of course isn't an idiot so he will know that after he and Chuuya revealed thier bond to Fyodor, Fyodor will strike for Chuuya first. So Dazai would need to be close to Chuuya all the time so he is protected (like not manipulated by Fyodor or trapped in some trick).

So either Dazai will just follow Chuuya like a stray dog you gave food, or he will trap Chuuya in Poe's book again (which Chuuya would be probably angst to, and it is worse idea cause Dazai wouldn't have contact with Chuuya if he needed to).

It will just look hilarious... like

Kunikida: Are you telling me that Dazai isn't at work because...?

Atsushi: Because he is with Chuuya.

Kunikida: ...

Kunikida: The port mafia executive Chuuya...

Kunikida: So he isn't killing himself?

Atsushi: No

Kunikida: Did he paid you to say so?

Atsushi: He could?

(Sorry for my English)

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I love how Chuuya subtly tries to make Dazai not worry anymore. While also being a little worried that Dazai is still overthinking, cause he knows it is bad for him.

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HE IS SO GORGEOUS, WHY IS HE FICTIONAL 😭😭😭😭😭

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Chuuya:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

If you don't give me back my hat,

I will kill you and make soup out of you

Dazai: Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant other and-

Chuuya: I wrote you a poem.

Dazai, already crying: You did???

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Natsume is too old for this.

Dazai: I don't know what I feel about chibi.

Natsume, in his cat form: You fucking spend all day and night thinking of ways to annoy him, you call him with pet names, he's your partner in crime, you trust him to save you every fucking time you're in death's door, he's the reason you don't wanna die anymore and you don't know how you feel? Please, for fuck sake, you love him.

Dazai:

Natsume: I mean— meaw.

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Dazai: B-7

Atsushi: *dejected* hit. Why are we even playing? You win every time.

Akutagawa: we all told you it was hopeless jinko.

Atsushi: yeah but I thought you were exaggerating. C-6?

Dazai: miss. You should know better than to think Akutagawa exaggerates anything.

Chuuya: alright this is painful. *walks over* move weretiger.

Atsushi: good luck. I’m not sure how much better off you’ll be…

Chuuya: oh ye of little faith

Dazai: just like old times, slug?

*5 minutes later*

Chuuya: D-8.

Dazai: hit. F-1

Chuuya: hit. B-5

Dazai: hit. A-2

Chuuya: well that’s the game. Tie again.

Atsushi: *baffled* h-how????

Akutagawa: *unamused* I don’t question these things anymore