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Al right which one of you fuckers posted my tumblr post on TikTok 😭 pack it up buddy at least give me credit

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A boy and his cow🌾

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More Dr. House Damian Wayne ficlets because you all seemed to enjoy them last time

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Damian: so what are you in for today?

Patient: umm…well- it’s hard to explain-

Damian done with his job: you inserted something not regulated rectally didn’t you?

Patient: …yeah

Damian: this is the sixth time this week!

Damian: ugh- just *sigh* what is it?

Patient: …a can of febreeze

Damian: are you shitting me!

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*Dick at the hospital in the middle of the night digging through supplies*

Damian appearing out of nowhere: dick.

Dick: JESUS!..oh it’s just you, you scared the crap out of me.

Damian: dick why are you here?

Dick:…just borrowing a couple things

Damian: *sigh* dick you can’t keep ransacking my supplies

Dick:….will a please work?

Damian: GET OUT MY OFFICE!

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Another doctor: um..doctor Wayne we need you in the right wing- uhh

*Damian sitting on the ground of his office with an entire conspiracy board trying to figure out how to escape the annual Christmas party without being caught and held back by Jon*

Damian: huh? Um I’m a little busy

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To celebrate hitting 1.5k followers on 3 of my platforms I will be doing a dtiys! Also thank you all so much, this means a lot to np me and I literally couldn’t have got here without y’all so seriously thank you all so much!

Rules!

Both Damian and silly dragon must be included but feel free to alter the designs!

No nsfw obviously

Any drawing medium is welcome

And there will be three sets of prizes:

🥇: full body drawing (colored)

🥈: bust up drawing (colored)

🥉: headshot/chibi drawing (colored)

You have until August 14th to complete your drawing!

Also please use the tag #CKalaVeraMDTIYS so I can easily see all the submissions!

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Sexuality headcannons for pride month!!!🏳️‍🌈

Bruce: bisexual but in that old gay person way that they’re kinda confused about all the new different types of sexualities but supportive nonetheless

Dick: pansexual disaster. Girl, guy, alien, dick grays does NOT gaf as long as your a redhead your a target in his books.

Jason Todd: either aroace or asexual demiromantic- I feel like he just wouldn’t be into relationships but if he was it’d be with someone he would know forever like Roy

Tim: I feel like it’s obvious but yeah he’s bisexual, and if his canon track record says anything he’s got a thing for blondes

Cass: lesbian or undefined queer, Cassandra doesn’t care about labels that much she just knows that she loves who she loves and she goes to the ends of the earth to protect them

Duke: this one might be controversial but I think he’d be straight ally/demisexual, no further explanation I just feel it in my Batman tingles

Stephanie: Steph would be pansexual with preference for women, she leans towards women and they’re majestic beauty, but she’s always down bad for loser men with a humor

Damian: either bisexual or aroace, half of me leans for bi because him and flatline are so Damn cute but I also get the feeling that in at least one universe he’s against any kind of relationship. Idk maybe a good in between would be bisexual/gray-aroace

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I need Dr. Damian Wayne except he’s literally just Dr. house. He’s constantly fed up with everyone’s bs and is popping advil like candies.

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Tim: hey Damian, so great to see my FAVORITE brother ever!!

Damian done with ts: alright what’d you do this time?

Tim: *pulls cape back to show a gun wound* I was shot.

Damian: *sigh* why do I even try

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Damian’s coworkers: so the patient is having sharp pains, fever, fatigue, and ulcers

One of the doctors: it could be-

Damian: if I hear you suggest lupus one more time I will hit you

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Bruce: Damian what the hell are you doing?

Damian very obviously playing solitaire on his computer: hm? I’m working duh.

Bruce: I did not pay for ten years of med school for you to play solitaire

Damian: *side eyes bruce* you spend most your days dressed as a bat and solving jigsaw puzzles of cats

Bruce: touché.

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It’s actually just two friendship necklaces they wear on their hip that connect when you put them together and make a heart

| AWWE theyre sharing a belt chain

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I <3 Nika Flatline

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How I think Lazarus squad would text each other

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I love damijon but lord knows I prefer their interactions in the supersons comics to a lot of the fandom characterizations I see. like in the fandom it'll be "ohoho stabby stab boy x sweetest kid on the planet" whereas in the supersons comics it's like "this thirteen-year-old and this ten-year-old are ready to kick each others asses at every turn but they have a common goal to physically fight OTHER people so their fighting one another is limited to wild amounts of bickering for a long ass time"

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Ong I JUST read this like two minutes ago

A little doodle I did based on: https://archiveofourown.org/works/66142474/chapters/170465281 on ao3.

WARNING ⚠️ I haven’t drawn anything in an anime style in YEARS but I felt it was only appropriate considering what the fic is about and I highly recommend reading it because it had me CACKLING.

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A Damian live streamer au except with the twist of him being a Vtuber.

Damian bored in the manor starts browsing social media like anyone else and comes across live streams, he’s immediately intrigued at the notion of being able to do the things he loves and share his personality with the world except for one thing..he doesn’t want anyone else to know about it. Soooo he naturally looks into Vtubers and falls in love. he spends hours drawing, rigging, and tracking his own one of a kind model until one day he starts his first stream which grows his channel surprisingly fast!

Meanwhile the batfam aren’t sure why but lately their little brother has been looking happier than usual, naturally this makes them curious but they’re still not sure if they want to pry, as long as their brother is happy then their happy. All the while Damian is having the time of his life because not only does he has a safe way to be himself but he also has the confidentiality to do whatever he feels like doing on stream, weather it be showing his art, actually displaying human emotions, or enacting the usual vtuber shenanigans.

I don’t know what his model would look like but I’d guess it’d actually be something really cute as a way to maybe differentiate from his normal look and personality.

Extra points if you make Tim an actually big fan of the channel and he watches them while he works.

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Jon and jay having a double date with nika and Damian except they both have wildly different ideas of the perfect date so Jon and jay is wildly trying to figure out what restaurant to make reservations for while nika and Damian are super confused because they usually have shopping dates and they’re both like “I’ve never heard of a shop called Russo’s Italian is it like a super underground place???!” In the end they both end up at totally different locations and from that moment on anytime they have a double date they just have a picnic at the same park every time,

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Why are noses so hard to draw, I hate em.

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YESSSS

what if… trans femme damian jondami mistaken identity hookup at the gay club.

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I don't know who I saw post it, but someone drew Damian as a betta fish since they were bred to be fighting fish and then I thought of something that bettas do called flaring. When they try to be mean and scary, they'll flare out their fins and their gills to make themselves look bigger. So this is Damian trying to big and tough (he's failing)

Happy MerMay everyone!!

Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)

(bonus points for whoever can tag the person who posted about betta mermaid Damian lol)

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Damian and flatline or so lesbian couple coded it’s not even funny😭

I swear reading comics with those two is literally like me w/ my butch gf, like they interact like every lesbian couple ever it’s so funny.