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Damian is DETERMINED to study med and become a doctor but is terrified of what Bruce will think until Bruce just lets out a long sigh and tells him it’s fine as long as he doesn’t go to school in Gotham because there’s a 90% chance he’ll become a zany supervillain

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You know what- I am TIRED of batfam fantasy aus with Damian as a dragon or Bruce as a vampire!

Like yes I understand logistically it’s most fitting but come on let’s get creative! I am tired of searching and searching for a fic that isn’t: Damian-dragon, Jason-wearwolf, dick-mermaid, ect.

I think it’d be fun to play around with species soooo this is MY submission on what I think a cool dynamic for a fantasy au would be

Bruce: either human or a shapeshifter creature- i think a fun dynamic for him could be that he doesn’t have a clue that his kids have magic and have hijinks or have it be like when your kid comes out as gay so you do as much research as possible, like he’d be overly supportive

Dick: I think he’d be SICK as an angel or demon- extra points if you have him being originally human but he died after the circus act with his parents and came back as an angle or demon somehow

Jason: as much as I actually like werewolf Jason I think this man could be really good as gargoyle- I just think of all the fics where his favorite spot is next to the gargoyles and that it’d be cool if he had some kind of manic connection with them maybe from the pit??? If not a gargoyle I don’t think we get zombie Jason enough.

Steph: an human witch- humans aren’t typically capable of old manic witchcraft but Stephanie is doing her damn best! She’s constantly making up her own types of spells to cause chaos or blowing up her room when an ancient ritual goes awry.

Tim: a poltergeist- usually ghosts aren’t seen just like how Tim for the longest time felt forgotten or not seen, he eventually found out how to move and touch things and over time the residents at Wayne manor noticed the little shadows occupying their home that would take photos of them.

Cass: dragon- I KNOW I said I wasn’t a fan of the dragon thing but I think it could be fun for Cass. Most of the time dragons are big and powerful and loud but Cass is known for being small and sneaky and quiet- no less powerful of course. She always lends a scale or two to Steph for any spell she needs and takes her claim on the bats VERY seriously.

Duke: light elemental- I feel cliché saying this but I don’t read enough Duke to put him as anything else. I think he’d control light with his hands as though he was reflecting it off a mirror, occasionally you can find him just faceplanting on the ground outside because he gains power from the sun.

Damian: faerie or harpy- I so often see him as some big scary creature but I think it’d be such an interesting story to see him portrayed as a more small and friendly known species like a fae only for him to be tough as a nail. As a most fae he has trouble with hoarding tendencies and GREATLY enjoys playing tricks and deals on people- Tim once made the mistake of shaking hands with him in a bet and shudders anytime the memory is brought up. Being a far could fit his character well. He’s small but strong in his own way and god forbid you cross a fae especially a tricky one

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Damian either LOVES rats or absolutely DESPISES them. So I’ve created both scenarios.

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*Damian casually on a rooftop and sees a rat climb on his foot*

Damian: . . . *unintelligible screeching and squeaking*

Tim over the comms: what’s that siren mean is there a robbery somewhere?

Jason experienced from the league: no its just Damian

Tim: the fuck you mean it’s “just Damian” that’s an entire alarm clock

Dick: is he okay does he need help?!

Jason: nah give him ten minutes if he’s not better sedate him.

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*a rat scurrying up his pant leg*

Damian picking it up: hi there sir what are you up to?

*more and more rats follow up in excessive amounts until he’s covered by a rat pile*

Jason: JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL D?!

Tim: should we…should we help him?..

Steph: he belongs to the rats now

Dick: DAMI NO YOU DONT KNOW WHERE THOSE HAVE BEEN! DOWN DAMI DOWN.

Damian: it’s too late Richard they’ve chosen me. I am their king.

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Tim: *convinced that the manor is haunted because things keep moving places and he’s hearing strange sounds*

Cass who’s been sneaking in the rafters to steal marshmallows: ….

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I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. WE DO NOT NEED ANOTHER BATFAM MEMBER. I have the feeling that now that Damian has left as robin as well as the fact that DC has that weird thing with Bruce’s new love interest that they’re going to make some weird plot where he has another kid that he’ll make robin. PLEASE NO. we DO NOT need another batfam member there is already like twenty of them!! Besides if we really need to make another robin then Maps Mizoguchi is RIGHT THERE! Maps is such a fun character and her whole story is that she really wants to be a detective/looks up to Batman. Instead of making a whole new character DC needs to inform themselves about the characters they already have and use them.

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Guys I haven’t had a solid nights sleep in two days bc of surgery HOWEVER I *was* on lots of meds and had the oddest hallucinations that I feel I should share.

At first I saw the walls moving which I feel is pretty standard but the I randomly saw SpongeBob dancing on the ceiling but it was in very low quality? After that I started singing Old Town Road and saw a low quality Jason Todd just sitting in the corner knitting.

Now at this point I was zonked out almost asleep however I do remember the last thing I said was to my wonderful mother to which I said “did you know anyone can get a sex change surgery you don’t even have to be trans! I found that interesting. Mom what if I got a schlong?” And then I passed out.

My mom got it all on recording.

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Writing a dark sociopolitical interpretation of the minecraft lore where the three dimensions are at war & steve is a fun little gay cryptid guy to a small farming village because he lives in a developed city of mobs just below them with the brine family as the main antagonists on ao3

Synopsis:

“Being taken under a weathered skeleton’s wing and moving into one of the last mob cities free from the Brine family’s chokehold on society was supposed to be a clean slate for Steve. It was supposed to be his only chance to lead a normal life (sort of). And it was, for a while. Between the human village just above them reporting suspicious mob behavior, Enderian soldiers acting out of turn, whispers of the Nether’s involvement, and Oceanic civilizations wreaking havoc on the surface, It seemed his past was starting to run faster than he was. And It certainly didn’t help that the son of the End’s most decorated general got framed in an espionage scheme to undermine Overworld political barriers. Now the guy was digging into Steve’s past to open up old wounds and Steve had no choice but to help him do just that.”

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58970947/chapters/150328720

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Last night finally broke the chain of Damian Wayne cult leader ™ dreams, that said it was still weird.

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This time I was stuck in Universal studios and there was a demon made of hair chasing me and I was desperately trying to run away but I could only run away in the form of pogo sticks?? But I have bad knees so I couldn’t pogo away and I’m nearly caught.

Lo and behold none other than Batman saves me along with my family who were part of a demon killing cult (I’m starting to see a pattern)

They kill the Demon with prayer and bug spray and I leave super relieved. BUT WAIT FOR IT.

…the demon was none other than Wedding Cake cookie.

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Also if anyone knows how to link all my other posts together that info would be greatly appreciated

I know I’ve already made three posts in one day but I have another update on the crazy Damian Wayne Cult Leader ™ Au???

In case your not updated look at my previous posts on this, but basically I’ve been having reoccurring dreams in crazy situations where Damian is running a cult worshipping Wedding cake cookie from crk.

So this time I was trying to escape from the cookie cult and running away in a long hallway but I kept being chased by a hovering ominously Damian Wayne who had like glowing eyes and I think it was implied he was being possessed by their god they worship?? At one point I run down the hall and fall into water being inhabited by bears for some reason and one of the bears is protecting me from possessed Damian.

Sadly though possessed Damian is too strong and kills the bear and I was super upset about it and then Damian starts FUCKING DRAGGING ME ACROSS THE HALL! It was terrifying.

The last thing I saw before waking up was a bunch of EVIL bears and wedding cake cookie in the middle of them. And cult leader Damian ™ is dragging me to them.

I dearly hope I keep having these dreams so I can see where this leads, my therapist says I consume too much media before sleep though. Fuck you natalie I’ll do what I want.

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Damian: *says something vaguely ominous*

Jon: how the fuck did you get in my house?

The ghost denier Jon and alien disbeliever Damian is SOOO funny bc 1. Damian actually tied Jon to a disection table to see what kind of freaky alien stuff he had going on and 2. Damian can see ghosts.

Jon the alien-human hybrid and Damian the medium is less talked abt than it should be!!!

It's like the premise of an anime and I love it.

Damian says he sees ghosts and Jon's like "you're a crazy person"

Jon with his weird alien biology and Damian's questioning him only for Jon to try and gaslight the hell out of Damian like "I don't know what you're talking about, you say you see ghosts that's already an insane claim to make, who knows what else you're seeing!"

But! What's also funny is yes Jon doesn't believe in ghost but that doesn't stop Damian from telling him some cryptic shit like "You know that there's a shadow thing that stands in the corner of your room"

Jon: "Damian please... Shut up..."

Cus while Jon doesn't believe it still creeps the hell out of him

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You know who I love? SPIDER-MAN

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Over the years Bruce keeps snacks in his utility belt and keeps different snack for his different kids.:

Dick likes fruit roll ups and pretty much any type of sweet gummy

Jason is more of a calorie dense guy due to his big stature and history of being malnourished so Bruce always has energy bars for him in case(though Jason will never admit he enjoys them)

Cass LOVES marshmallows. Doesn’t matter in what if it has marshmallows she’s down. Bruce wants her to have more nutrition than that so he packs cereals with marshmallows in them.

Stephanie despite what people assume is more of a savory gal and loves cheese flavored things in particular. Cheese itz, goldfish, Cheetos, doesn’t matter she loves it.

Duke is a fan of refreshing foods, so anything like baby carrots, fruits, or ants on a log. He likes a healthier snack, something that’ll give him plenty of hydration and fiber.

TIM ON THE OTHER HAND is a fan of the craziest trail mixes. He loved the idea of trail mix but thinks the usual is too boring so he make his own menagerie of foods. His usual recipe is something like: pretzels, pickles, non FDA approved sour gummies, and pop rocks laced with something (nobody knows what)

Now Damian despite what others might asssume actually has a HUGE sweet tooth, he definitely has a balanced and healthy diet but come on he was raised by “cereal is a valid dinner” Grayson. You’re trying to tell me he isn’t a sweets lover? His go to is usually some type of chocolates or a baggie of fruit loops.

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I know I’ve already made three posts in one day but I have another update on the crazy Damian Wayne Cult Leader ™ Au???

In case your not updated look at my previous posts on this, but basically I’ve been having reoccurring dreams in crazy situations where Damian is running a cult worshipping Wedding cake cookie from crk.

So this time I was trying to escape from the cookie cult and running away in a long hallway but I kept being chased by a hovering ominously Damian Wayne who had like glowing eyes and I think it was implied he was being possessed by their god they worship?? At one point I run down the hall and fall into water being inhabited by bears for some reason and one of the bears is protecting me from possessed Damian.

Sadly though possessed Damian is too strong and kills the bear and I was super upset about it and then Damian starts FUCKING DRAGGING ME ACROSS THE HALL! It was terrifying.

The last thing I saw before waking up was a bunch of EVIL bears and wedding cake cookie in the middle of them. And cult leader Damian ™ is dragging me to them.

I dearly hope I keep having these dreams so I can see where this leads, my therapist says I consume too much media before sleep though. Fuck you natalie I’ll do what I want.

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Chat should I make a redesign?

Lowkey I have NO problem with Jay I actually liked his character a lot (though I think he should have his own comic so he’s fleshed out more) his relationship with Jon was pretty cute and while they’re not my favorite DC ship I respect it and and like their relationship. One of my only problems with his character though IS HIS STUPID PINK HAIR. Every time I see that neon pink hair I am FILLED WITH RAGE. I don’t know why but I must have some repressed trauma with bright pink hair for some reason, I’m totally fine with his character but OH MY GOD if the artist in DC don’t give him a cuter hairstyle and clothes imma tweak out PLEASE I don’t care if I have to redesign him myself I just need him to look tolerable for my sanity.

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Lowkey I have NO problem with Jay I actually liked his character a lot (though I think he should have his own comic so he’s fleshed out more) his relationship with Jon was pretty cute and while they’re not my favorite DC ship I respect it and and like their relationship. One of my only problems with his character though IS HIS STUPID PINK HAIR. Every time I see that neon pink hair I am FILLED WITH RAGE. I don’t know why but I must have some repressed trauma with bright pink hair for some reason, I’m totally fine with his character but OH MY GOD if the artist in DC don’t give him a cuter hairstyle and clothes imma tweak out PLEASE I don’t care if I have to redesign him myself I just need him to look tolerable for my sanity.

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Yall I just read a fic about Damian and Jon in a hunger games au and now I CANT stop thinking abt it I love it so much

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Update: after having my last dream about Cult Leader Damian Wayne ™ sacrificing me to Wedding Cake cookie I had another dream. This time I was in Disney land Paris and I was apart of a “charity event” where we were put to work and got money to put towards “charity” but the twist was that it was ACTUALLY run by Cult Leader Damian Wayne ™ who was expanding his cult business into child labor and was using the money to profit his nefarious cult business ventures.

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RPG meme！