#// kami you ok my dude

[monogatcri]

[txt, from kami] when u tell someone to go to bed and they'll feel better in the morning [txt, from kami] that's the human version of did u turn it off and back on again [txt, from kami] niwa [txt, from kami] niwa this blew my mind

━━ ˟ ⊰🍁SOMETIMES NIWA WORRIED ABOUT THIS ragtag group of family members -- actually, he's unsure if Arakan really counts as someone he needs to worry about ; they seem stable if a little aloof on the side. Even still, he worries about them all, leading to him, picking up his phone in his sleepy state to read over the message in confusion.

        With the light shining brightly within the room, he feared accidentally waking the form beside him. It prompted him to turn down the brightness out of courtesy for the sleeping partner, though he still moved one hand to give that fluffy head of hair a gentle rub just in case there had been any disturbances to the REM cycle he'd been taken into.

        Maybe this could have waited until morning, but...there came that surge of concern within that didn't allow him to merely shut off his phone. Between God and himself would have been the mentality of some, but Niwa really didn't think himself capable without staying up until the sun crested the horizon. Hand moved away from crimson locks to allow more stability as he mulled over his words.

        Pushing himself up with a slight wince, he rested his back against his pillows to give Kaminari a courtesy message back:

        [txt, from niwa] Are you on those mushrooms? Acid? Weed?

[toxinellebug]

HESPERIA/BETTERFLY kamikotized heroes Headcanons PART 1

There will be a bunch of these, but I will most likely only do 2 heroes per post.

Let’s face it; no matter what universe, Gabriel and Adrien are cut from the same cloth, therefore you should be prepared for puns.

The following heroes are NOT in chronological order of appearance in the timeline, but I will do my best to give you a rough idea of when they show up.

Some Heroes will have more detail than others.

Mr. Banana becomes…. *drumroll please*

Banana Punch! 

(Or in french, Pain Banane… Ok, hear me out, in French ‘pain aux bananes’ is banana bread, however, the word ‘pain’ is ALSO slang for ‘punch’.)

          Mr. Banana himself is a ridiculous mascot character, with ‘banana’ being a pun in itself for having a big smile, and his catchphrase of “stay peachy” a translation of the french pun of positivity, so naturally it only makes sense that his kamikotized hero form is that of a smiling loaf of banana bread wearing a martial arts head-band, and boxing gloves to punch evil-doers trying to rob some old woman when there are no enforcers nearby.

          Gabriel isn’t proud of it. But his power of Transmission gifts abilities that are best suited to the person’s emotions in that situation.

                  This Hero was a one-off that showed up before Shadybug and ClawNoir were introduced, and since only the old lady and her would-be robbers were witnesses, the act of heroism was swept under the rug for a long time because when Enforcers DID finally show up they just assumed the old lady was having a senior moment, and the two burly men had enough pride left NOT to confess they were bruised up by a loaf of banana bread, and instead claimed they were assaulted by some 6’9”, 230lb steroid fueled vigilante.

                  It took Alya FOREVER to connect the dots on this one, finally tracking down the old woman who was nearly robbed- because of course she would want to try to investigate vigilantes and see if they are tied to any conspiracies concerning a revolt against enforcers or an uprising against The Supreme….but even THIS was too far-fetched for her.  

               A little more digging led to the weirdest interview she has ever had. (There’s just something unsettling about those empty, soulless, banana eyes… *shiver*) But if you have a better explanation for how a scrawny dude in a banana costume can take on two brutes twice his size and walk away unbruised that DOESN’T involve magic, Alya would LOVE to hear it.

         (Think about it, in S4, Shadowmoth had to search specifically for negative emotions that revolved around taking risks, this means he can not just assign any random power he wants to anyone having a bad day- the power has to match their mood and desire to change the situation that put them in that mood. That is one of the limitations of the power of the Butterfly Brooch.)

Funfact: “Akuma” roughly translates to ‘demon shadow’, therefore “kamiko” would most likely be ‘blessed child’, since “kami” is god/divine/blessed and the affix “ko” is ‘child’.

      Betterfly probably sees his butterflies as little children, carrying the light of hope on their wings to those who are deserving of the burden of power for the greater good.

Théo Barbot becomes….

Monumenteur!

(A combination of monument and conservateur aka preservationist)

       Remember, in this Universe, Paris is “The City of Progress”.

      And Progress does NOT involve wasting money to maintain antiquated buildings and monuments from a bygone era.

      Such prime real estate would be better used for useful things; factories, banks, shopping malls, corporate buildings, apartment buildings, etc.

           But that doesn’t mean one can just go about demolishing historic architecture after selling to the highest bidder. (Not unless you want a riot).  No, no, there must be compromise!

         Nothing lasts forever, everything must go when it’s time has come; this is nature’s law.

             Economics and finances must support modern infrastructure to maintain the progress of society, not dwell in the past.

                   As such, there are no groups that specialize in preserving and maintaining historical buildings and monuments.  Old things are left as is until they have worn out their usefulness. Without specialized upkeep as well as preventative measures, these structures naturally decay and fall apart over time.   Once a building/monument has reached a point where it is considered structurally unsound (it could fall down and crush someone) it is then legally condemned for demolition, afterwards the location will be put up for sale and something new will be built in it’s place.

                     This means that in the last few decades, many of the beautiful architecture that Paris is famous for has been lost, but there are still some left.

For an artist, like Theo, it is painful to simply watch as these gorgeous pieces of history decompose to rubble in indifference.  He dreams of a beautiful Paris that celebrates it’s rich culture and shares it’s history for many generations to come!

          But what can he, a teenager, do? No one will invest money to preserve buildings past their prime. Everyone wants something new and more industrial. They are looking towards the future while turning their backs on the past.

         If only he had the ability to maintain these monuments himself! Then more people could appreciate the beauty of historic architecture and perhaps the aesthetic of a better restored monument would be pleasing enough to convince others that some history is worth preserving!

     Hesperia/Betterfly agrees.

Many of the monuments in Paris were created pre-WW1, with thoughts like hope, love, dreamers, and the enduring spirit in mind. These are not just great works of art- they are symbols of man’s determination to make the world a better place!

     As Monumenteur, Theo becomes a 7 foot tall living bronze statue dressed in French Revolution attire. Equipped with all his sculpting tools and possessing superhuman strength, dexterity, and stamina, Monumenteur is able bound across the rooftops of Paris at night to visit each Historic building/monument, and work his artistry to repair damage and carefully restore architecture, like magic.

        Suddenly, monuments that were literally 24 hours away from being declared “condemned” look brand new???  People are talking!  Opinions are divided; obviously the older generations who were born pre- WW2 feel nostalgic, and of course other generations can appreciate NOT living in a city interspersed with decaying ruins… but the biggest concern is, of course, “That better not be MY tax-money they are spending on this little art project!”  Appreciating art is one thing, but paying out the nose to appreciate it is another!

        Let’s face it, the Arc de Triomphe is lovely, but it ain’t putting dinner on the table, now is it?  (Just like in America, the Grand Canyon is a tourist attraction that generates some money for the state of Arizona, but there are many more things that could be done with that land that would be bigger bread winners if people didn’t care about history or preserving nature.)

There is also the question of “How?” Surely such a big renovation project would make a lot of noise, and take a substantial amount of time… how could such a big undertaking go unnoticed?

                 The Supreme does NOT like it when people notice things.

                       The rich don’t like it when their plans for new construction are delayed indefinitely.

          Shadybug and Claw Noir take it upon themselves to go on a little moonlight stroll to catch Monumenteur in the act. 

       Since this “hero” is big, muscled, and made of metal, it is a perfect chance for them to REALLY let loose and vent out some stress.

They are BRUTAL. 

     Having superpowers is literally the only thing that kept Theo alive. 

        Not once did Shadybug or Claw Noir stop to consider “hey, this is an actual person we are dealing with.”  They only cared about beating the snot out of him, trying to taunt the Butterfly man out of hiding by threatening to destroy the kamikotized object and turning Monumenteur into scrap metal in the process.

        The fight also leads to some visible damage to the buildings/monuments that Monumenteur has been painstakingly working to restore.

Gabriel is not some coward who would let two gang up against one while he sits on the sidelines, and of course comes to Monumenteur’s rescue just as his object is discovered and he is rendered helpless to a swift pummeling before being tossed off the side of the Palais Garnier.

          They narrowly manage to escape.

Theo is badly hurt, broken bones, hematomas, a concussion, and the damage to his hands ensures he will never sculpt again.

        Gabriel’s guilt is immense and he is stuck with a deep wave of self-loathing; How DARE he put a CHILD in such danger?! It is un-acceptable!  This young boy has been robbed of his future for the sake of a battle, the stakes of which, he can not truly fathom. 

      This can not, WILL NOT happen again!

Wars should be handled by adults, and children should be allowed to cherish their innocence!

From then on, Betterfly vows to never burden powers to a minor again (unless it’s something like, a little kid is trapped in a burning building and giving them 5 minutes of super-powers is the only thing that will get them out alive because Fire Suppressors will not make it in time).

            Later on, Alya will have to metaphorically move mountains to convince Betterfly to take her on as an ally and entrust her with powers to help him fight for the greater good. (Much like how in S3, “Feast”, Master Fu was convinced it was better to take back the cat and ladybug miraculous, rather than risk Marinette and Adrien falling victim to the Sentimonster. His fear of being the cause for their destruction as well prevented him from giving them a chance to prove they could overcome anything).

As for Theo, being crippled makes it impossible to have so many part-time jobs, but Gabriel plans to do right by that boy and offers him a part-time job as a gopher-assistant at the Gabriel brand. (It’s mostly just busy-work, but it has the name ‘Gabriel’ attached to it so it carries a small weight of respect that will look great on Theo’s resume. One day, after years of recovery and physical therapy, Theo will obviously want to pursue something more concrete, and this experience will be a rather cushy stepping stone on his career path.)

        Theo has no clue as to why THE Gabriel Agreste would offer him, a kid who hasn’t even enrolled in University yet, a job… All Mr. Agreste said was something about recognizing hidden potential when Theo entered his Derby Hat contest.

As for the property damage; No, Shadybug did not cast her miraculous “cure”.  This was strategic.

        The damage is VERY noticeable, but in a way that please The Supreme.

Soon the news are talking about how all the previous restoration was nothing more than a publicity stunt by radical youths, and the so called “repairs” were nothing more than cheap, hastily thrown together facades…. A cosmetic bandaid that was all flair but no substance, thus explaining how it was done so quickly and why it fell apart just as fast.

        There is even speculation that it was a financial ploy; a delay tactic to halt the sale of the land the condemned buildings are on by rival companies who weren’t pleased knowing they would be outbid.

The public soon grows bored and the secret of magic is preserved yet again.

However, this fight causes the dark, painful black veins to spread to Marinette’s hands, and as a result, she starts wearing fishnet gloves. (They are more practical weather wise and less suspicious than full gloves, and the lace makes the veins blend in seamlessly.)

Adrien has been getting by with make-up and a “Don’t touch me” attitude, that makes sense for a surly teen but breaks his father’s heart.

PART 2

[the-last-f2p]

Yandere promt day 9

Featuring:Dark era Dazai + Chuuya as a normal nice friend!

9. “I’m doing you a favor. You’re just too irrational to see that, right now.”

Tw: Swearing, Murder, Bewarwe of Yan Dazai!

Y/N is like a magician/very competive cus of their ability, also heads up you scare loads of people.

"Hey (nickname) have you heard about this dude who completly iradicated a gifted orginazition by himself? Sound cool right!" One of your friends told you this one really liked weird stuff like the thing they just told you about to a degree that it could've happened 5 seconds ago and they would already be on their way to tell you about it. It was weird..

"COOL!" But so were you. You had a few friends who were in the mafia as well you don't know exactly how you met but hey they were fun to hang out with.

1 day later

"Chuuya!" You crept up behind the short ginger .

"SHIT ITS A DEMON!" Your short-tempered friend screamed before you recived a kick to your stomach . good you fooled him.

"Ehe~ Y/N: 187 Chuuya : 0!" You told him trying to flex your beutiful ability 'Things Not Seen' which allowed you to turn invisible until you came into contact with an inanimite object usually being you're phone if you want to be visible.

"Next oppenent.... Osamu Dazai!" You said turning invisible leaving Chuuya to wallow in his loss while you go find Dazai! You're just so nice aren't you!

It had been a minute and there he is Osamu Dazai the Port Mafia's resident Suicdal Emo! You slowy crept up behind the bandaged boy before...

"Y/N I know you're there by the way." Dazai says then throwing a rock on your feet.

"You found me! That should be your 153rd win Dazai!" You say wrapping your arms around the Mafia executive.

"Ehe~ Yes I'm just great aren't I!"

1 week later

"Y/N did you hear that a bunch of highschoolers have been going missing even (random name) has gone missing! Didn't he confess to you?" Your friend told you again another weird thing that was releated to crime.

"Yeah its creepy right? So did Tsukasa... I'm getting kind of worried." You say completely honestly the crimes your friend told you these past few days have been getting closer and closer intertwined with you.

"I've been looking into it and I have a feeling the mafia has been ivolved as they are all killed Port Mafia style ya know?" Your friend was theorizing who the killer could be. At this point join the ADA (friend name). But after your friend said Mafia you started to think two things.

Chuuya

Dazai

So for the first time in ages you excused yourself from your conversation with your friend saying that you might have uncovered some valuble info to confirm if the Port Mafia was involved and you would call them later.

1 hour later

"Chuuya." You called the fancy hat boy over to you this was probably the first time you didn't sneek up on him so he new it was seirous.

"Are you ok Y/N why aren't you trying to sacrifice me to the Prank Kami?!" Chuuya said panicing but completly seirous you would've probably laughed so hard even rembering that but Chuuya saying it that seirous you would've probably died but there is more pressing matters!

"Do you know anything about this chain of murders my friend says that they might involve the Port Mafia so I though to ask you and Dazai." You tell him half-praying that he wouldn't be like Oh thats me!

"Oh- I think... um- Dont tell Dazai bout this K?" You nodded Chuuya then looked around for the Bandage Squwandering Machine. Nowhere.

"I'm pretty sure Dazai is involved he told me if you askes say nothing but I couldn't I'm sorry if I got you in trouble or anything Y/N-" "No I'm sorry if I caused you any problems Chuuya... I'm gonna see Dazai now wish me luck! K?" You gave Chuuya a hug and then...

Abilty: 'Things Not Seen'

Blue rings surronded you before you turned invisble and then ran off looking for Dazai....

You took light footsteps as you thought you neared towards Dazai... You turned the corner. And what you saw...

It was Osamu Dazai standing over your friends bloody body who was cowering in the background traumatized they looked like they has only been beaten until they bled maybe someone could save them? Like you ! Maybe if you snuck up on Dazai he would lower his guard letting your friend escape! It was worth a shot .

You took even lighter footsteps till you were in arms reach till. He took out a gun... Nonnonononononononononno. Your friend couldn't die right? So you bolted to Dazai touching your phone and making yourself visible.

"No!" You shouted tears in your eyes as you mangaed to get hold of the gun that Dazai had after a minute of struggling. You ran over to your friend asking if they were ok almost forgetting about Dazai.

"Ehehe~ I think that your first win Y/N but you really think I didn't plan that far?" Dazai chuckled you looked at him scared tears threatining to fall out your eyes. " I thought you new me better how sad." Dazai then took another gun shooting your friend.

"(Friend name) no !" You looked at them and then their bullet wound.

"Y/N if I die run don't think back K?" Dazai then shot another bullet into your friend you were now crying pretty loudly.

"I think its your time to run? Hey look at me Y/N... Imagine this Person gets shot multiple times by Mafiosa Osamu Dazai found dead at 13:30 by Y/N L/N. That would be cool..." Your friend said their lasts words before getting shot another time. And another. 5. 6. 7 . 8 .9 . 10.

"DAZAI STOP THEY'RE DEAD!" You pushed Dazai into a wall.

"Yay ! Osamu wins !" Dazai smiles

"Y-You monster!"

"Calm down Y/N"

“I’m doing you a favor. You’re just too irrational to see that, right now.”

He then knocked you out...

"Next oppenent Nakahara Chuuya!"

A/N: Sorry I'm behind schedule but I've been quite busy these days! Next one should be 10. “You’re lucky I’m so nice. Anyone else would’ve done something horrible, by now.”or Unkown?

-Sybilliya

[dballzposting]

Goten: (sitting and reading a magazine and not saying anything)

Trunks:

Goten:

Trunks: Did you want to do something or

Goten: (lazily turning a page) .... Whaddyou mean.

Trunks: You came all the way over to Capsule Corp to ... read a magazine?

Goten: ... No.

Trunks: .....Ok.....So...?

Goten: I came over to hang out.

Trunks: So why are you just sitting there then.

Goten: ...I’m enjoying myself .... do YOU want to do something?

Trunks: Um, Yeah ..?

Goten: You don’t have to be all passive aggressive about it. If you wanted my attention you could have just been direct about it.

Trunks: I’m not being passive aggressive

Goten: Snotty tone. Presumptuous and callous speech. Projecting fault onto me rather than embracing vulnerability onto yourself

Trunks: DUDE. If you’re gonna be a dick you can just get out

Goten: Defensive behavior

Trunks: I’m not doing this man 

Goten: Dismissive behavior

Trunks: Fuck you

Goten: I’m not trying to instigate your hostility.

Trunks: Like hell you’re not. You’re trying to push my buttons

Goten: Where have I misstepped? Have I lied?

Trunks: You’re being a dick and you know it

Goten: Why is my being perceptive and honest “pushing your buttons?” Why do you dislike their activation? What are you running from?

Trunks: Great clubbin’ kami dude. You’re fucking with me

Goten: I am not fucking with you

Trunks: (almost smiles, is angry and lightly embarrassed at that) You’re fucking with me

Goten: Assuming comedy and insincerity as a shield

Trunks: (incensed) FUCK YOU. 

Goten: Defensive hostility 

Trunks: DUDE?!

Goten: (lowering magazine to lap, leaning forward) You know I really did come here to see you today. I like seeing you

Trunks: OKAY..?!

Goten: Emotional armoring is a core element and perpetrating structure of a patrist society. It’s perhaps unavoidable but I don’t like seeing you like this. You’re a martial artist I know that you have more self-awareness than this 

Trunks: I know that you’re trying to run circles around my head with your words. You’re trying to get me or something

Goten: I wouldn’t fuck with you like that. I’m your best friend

Trunks: That’s exactly my point

Goten: I love you

Trunks: ..... You’re not going to con me into saying it back. 

Goten: You don’t have to say it back, I don’t offer my love for it to be returned, I require no reimbursement, I love because I love to and because you’re deserving of it. I don’t want you to say it back if you’re not feeling it

Trunks: Ok so we’re on the same page. (is secretly a little touched)

Goten: I don’t mean to activate your defenses. I want you to feel safe with me. I want you to know that I’m here for you. And I’m interested in working through this together

Trunks: (scoffs, startled) Work through what.

Goten: Your trauma dude

Trunks: MY WHAT?

Goten: You’re so tense. You rebuff connection. You eschew vulnerability. However you feel I want you to know that life is inherently enjoyable and that you can heal

Trunks: I’m not traumatized

Goten: You’re circumcised it comes with the territory

Trunks: WHAT ? FOR THE LOVE OF-   Okay you rat bastard. What about my Boundaries. Your talking about my fact of circumcision is crossing my boundaries, it’s innappropriate and invasive to pay mind to my-

Goten: Sex repression, another element of patrist society, you are afraid of your own body and pervert it, again you avert human connection with defensive behavior

Trunks: GET OUT 

[straightfacedstrangeness]

Thoughts during and about DBZ: World’s Strongest because if I didn’t write them down my brain would explode

I always had it in my head that Dead Zone & World’s Strongest were some of the most “original” DBZ movies (since most of them are obvious retellings of specific arcs with slightly different villains) but like, watching them now it’s like, oh,

Dead Zone is the Piccolo Sagas (the son of Kami’s old rival comes back for revenge and is ultimately sealed away in a vessel at the bottom of the sea) with aspects of Pilaf (Garlic Jr’s design and English voice) and Raditz (villain kidnaps Gohan and Piccolo just happens to come to the rescue for his own reasons)

& World’s Strongest does have a lot of original elements, but it’s also clearly based on the Muscle Tower part of the Red Ribbon arc (building full of traps and mechanical and bioengineered villains in the middle of the snow, that one guy was just an uglier version of The Jiggler) plus some not-even-disguised Saibamen and a Pilaf arc callback to Oolong trying to steal someone’s wish…though I do wonder if this movie was an inspiration for the much-later Android/Cell Saga

Also, too lazy to take screencaps but both Sleeping Princess In Devil’s Castle & Dead Zone had sequences that STRONGLY reminded me of the Ralph Bakshi movie Wizards, and apparently both were directed by the same guy (Daisuke Nishio). I’d be curious to know if he was a Wizards fan or if both Wizards and the DB/Z movies were influenced by a different third thing

Since all the movies overtly contradict the canon timeline in different ways, making it unclear which canon events happened or not during the movie AUs, I love the vibe here that Goku and Chi-chi have just been raising Gohan quietly at home while Piccolo’s just some scary dude out in the woods that Gohan is obsessed with XD Like, Gohan daydreaming about ditching his studies to go see Piccolo, the way Chi-chi scolds him for spending time with Piccolo, and Goku clearly being a present father figure (VS canon Piccolo being Gohan’s substitute dad for 1-2 years), has big “that kid is a bad influence >:/ you shouldn’t play with him” energy. Love that Gohan’s first reaction on seeing him too is to run up for a hug :’) and to throw a tantrum when he sees Piccolo and his dad fighting each other

(Sidenote, as a kid watching DBZ there were basically just a couple throwaway lines about Piccolo being an enemy before he starts fighting with them against the main series bad guys, and I’d never read his DB story arcs, so I was always confused by these movies having side characters being scared of Piccolo or Piccolo trying to attack Goku. Like “What??? I thought you guys were friends?????”)

Also love that Oolong saw on the radar that someone was collecting the Dragon Balls and his first instinct wasn’t “oh crap, a bad guy must be doing bad things, I’d better tell my superhero friends,” it was “I’m gonna take a literal child with me to try and steal these things because he’s the only person I know who can punch good but can also be bullied into letting me have the wish” X’D Why is he so scared of “throw the baby at the mountain” Piccolo, they have so much in common, they’re both terrible babysitters. Also WHY is he again thinking about wishing for 1 single pair of ladies’ underwear, dude, there’s a magical place called a department store where you can just BUY one. I mean, thank god on every female character’s behalf that he’s too stupid to think of something more sinister, but dude, seriously XD (Listen, I love him and he’s generally OK around women after the Pilaf Saga, but he def doesn’t view women as people except sometimes when they’re women he knows, and he would def be tempted to make a gross or at least non-feminist wish if he ever thought of one)

Also it’s not like it’s a particularly original outfit—it’s just his Saiyan Saga outfit with sleeves, and THAT is just his end-of-the-Pilaf-Saga outfit with recolored pants—but amusing that the flashback to Oolong stealing the radar shows him in his Buu Saga outfit years before the Buu Saga

Also I LOVE the location designs in these movies maybe specifically cus they’re so not-Toriyama-like. Watching the original and reboot Broly movies back-to-back was so jarring, Toriyama’s Vegeta palace designs felt more “right” but the spooky vibes of the dimly lit twisty palace with big stained glass windows really got me

[ren-val]

Ok so for the music thingy @jorasdottir @marcussour @kamiporterbridges Thanks Kami for telling me how this works bc otherwise I would be super lost.I am not responsible for your image of me being tarnished (hehe) over this.

Neverland - U-KISS: because sometimes I am like “Hey let’s hear the sort of k-pop that was cool when I was in college”. We all need things like that. Stil a banger. Love when songs embrace autotune as an instrument.

The Bricklayer’s Beautiful Daughter - Will Ackerman: There is something I really like about usamerican dudes playing chill guitar. This one in particular is delightful.

Dana-Dan - Bloodywood: BRB TOO BUSY HEADBANGING TO THIS. It’s on my mental playlist of “battle saongs for very specific OC’s” because is GREAT.

Laurence, the First Vicar (the synthwave version from CthulhuSeeker) - It’s so cool. I didn’t like in the beggining but then I was like sure why the hell not.

Around the world / Harder, better, faster, stronger - Daft Punk: When the mixture is way greater than the sum of its parts.

Hikari - Haruka Nakamura ft. aspidistarfly: The sort of ultra chill song that can get me out of a bad mood. It’s just beautiful. 

Salty Sailor - David Arkenstone: Listen, you know me, in my case is not an issue of if there would be something from this guy, it’s when will he appear. And yes is the Taverns of Azeroth version. Chef kiss.

Cumbia del Monte Fuji - Frente Cumbiero, Minyo Crusaders: Si, es cumbia en japonés. Y es genial. Yo sabía que iba a salir una cumbia y me alegra que fuera una de las decentes lmao.

Temple of the Moon - David Arkenstone: When I heard this on ye old ChileWow I almost cried bc I recognized it inmediately. Also night elves deserve better and I would main one if it weren’t for the horrible casting animations.

Light - Sleeping at Last: This is so soft and cute and I am crying rn 

[officialjellybean16]

Chap. 1 School Dorms!

Dorms 4 pm: 

Denki Pov: Where's Kiri? We were supposed to meet here after class. After all, he said it was urgent.

Kiri: Hey Bro! 

Denki: You're awfully late.

Kiri: Yeah, I had a run in with Bakubro..

Denki: OH MY GOD! DID HE HURT YOU!?

Kiri: Did you forget he actually listens to me?

Denki: Oh yeah, I presume he likes you.

Kiri: *mutters* You got that right..

Denki: What did you say?

*No response*

Denki: Anyways, what did you want that’s soo urgent?

Kiri: Oh- Uhh nothing! Not anymore at least-

Denki: So you dragged me out here for nothing? I was gonna go to the movies with Mina!

Kiri: Sorry..

*Kaminari walks away*

Denki Pov: Didn’t Mr. Aizawa tell us we were getting a transfer student from 1b? I wonder who it is. Hope it's not monoma, he's a jerk and he's annoying. I think Kirishima and Bakugou like each other, but Kiri has been very distant and suspicious lately I wonder if-

*Bumps into someone rushing*

???: Oh I'm so sorry for bumping into you, I'm in a rush!

Denki: Oh no i’m sorry I should have been watching where I was walking then I would have seen you-

*The guy has a dark shade of purple hair and purple eyes, he looks tired. He starts making Kamimari blush and this is when Kami realized that he was fucked up. His deep voice won him over and Kami had now had his first boy crush!*

 Chap. 2 Kami meets the new kid

Denki Pov: Oh god play it cool. EEK! 

*Kami starts blushing more as the guy puts his hand on his shoulder*

???: What's your name? Wait nevermind! Just don’t answer me.

Denki: I don’t care, I still am, anyways I’m Denki Kaminari. You will find out my quirk later.

???: Ha that's ok, I’m the new transfer student so I’m trying to find my dorm. I asked an angry pomeranian dude and he said “Ask Pikachu. Dunce Face has an extra room! Now don’t bother me extra!” Who's pikachu?

Denki: Oh that's me!

???: Okay nice to meet you, you seem nice so i’m okay with you. I will be up most of the night so I hope I won’t be a bother.

Denki: I usually sleep like a log. I can't tell if someone comes into my room.

*Kaminari leads him to his and Midoriya's dorm*

Denki: That's Midoriya’s room. The one across it is mine. The one beside mine will be yours Okay? The bathroom is right next to Midoriya’s and there is a closet by the door. *points to each thing he explains*

*after a while of them just talking and helping him move in Kaminari’s stomach grumbles*

???: Are you hungry? 

Denki: *knows that he’s hungry* Not really, but that doesn't matter. I'm helping you!

???: Maybe we should take a break. It wouldn’t hurt to get something to eat, it is 5:30.

*Kirishima and Bakugo come bursting in the room*

???: Hmm I see. The angry boy is back.

Denki: Hey Kiri! Hey Bakugo! This is our new classmate! He’s awesome!

Bakugo: Does it look like I give a fuck?

Kiri: Shh, babe it’s fine!

Denki: Yeah!

     … *A few seconds later*

Denki: *tries to process* Wait what!?

Bakugo: We have been dating for three months. How can you not know this?

Denki: I don’t know, how come I don’t know this?!

Kiri: *mutters* I thought you knew I was Gay

???: *sitting silently watching*

Denki: WHAT THE HELL I KNEW YOU WERE GAY IT’S OBVIOUS BUT NOT THAT YOU WERE DATING BAKUBRO!

Kiri: Hey only I call him that

Denki: *starts up quirk*

Kiri: DON’T ELECTRIFY ME AGAIN!

Deku: *sleeps through it*

Mina Pov: *peeking for some tea* I HAVE A NEW SHIP AND INFO THAT BKKR ARE OFFI!

*Kaminari see’s Mina, and Mina see’s ??? standing beside Kami*

Denki: DON’T

Denki: YOU

Denki: DARE!

Mina: NEW SHIP! OH AND BAKU KIRI ARE TOGETHER!

Kami-Kiri-Baku: GET HER

*Midoriya comes out of the bedroom*

??? Pov: Does this happen every day?

Deku: Most days but still yes- *yawns*

???: Can you read minds?

Deku: Indeed I can also see the greatest desires., but if they’re greatest desire isn’t found it’s because they're still deciding. Yours is a little fuzzy, as if you're in the midst of deciding yours.

???: Then what's my name? *mind says Hitoshi Shinso*

Deku: Hitoshi Shinso-

???: Is that your quirk?

Deku: No- It's some kinda thing I got when I was little. But it's not a quirk. They believe I got it from my dad.. It's- Confusing-

???: So you know everyone's secrets? 

Deku: Yeah so don’t piss me off

*Back with Mina tied up and being tickled with electric sparks*

Denki; HOW COULD YOU DO THAT!?

Mina: *In between giggles* I-CANT-BREATH!!

*Everyone stops*

Mina: THANKYOU LORD FOR HAVING THEM TIE UP BAKUGOU!! *Gets sparked again*

Mina: OKAY, OKAY! I’m sorry! How can I make it up to you guys?

Denki: You can't, I'm just disappointed.

Kiri: Same here-

Bakugo: *Tied up and covered mouth with tape (he has scared eyes thinking of the time he got attacked by the slime villain but he’s also mad) making tiny explosions out of his palms*

Denki: You should be happy that we tied up bakugo

Kiri: Yeah but I feel bad for him, we should of let him murder her since she has done this several times.

Mina: I know but it’s worth the risk!

[falling-pages]

Baku-squad Protective Headcanons

Made this for some comfort because I was harassed yesterday and really needed a big superhero boy to protect me :(

How the boys of the Baku-squad protect you from the creep who harassed you outside your apartment.

Gender neutral reader, established relationship

TW: Catcalling mention, harassment mention; some of the boys are a bit possessive, strong language in Bakugou's

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Bakugou:

Rip to that person. They’re not making it out alive

How dare another person make a pass at what’s his?

As soon as you tell him, he is marching right down to where the creep is and pummeling him to a pulp

Broken bones are gonna be the least of that guy’s worries

All you hear is Bakugou screaming and cursing and yelling

When all the smoke clears, all that remains is a broken crumpled mess of a man charred with ash

Bakugou spits and grabs your hand, pulling you back to safety

He cuddles you for the rest of the night and never lets you go. It’s not enough to have you in his sight; he needs to be touching you, making sure you’re protected under his arm, making sure that you know he is there and loves you

“Katsuki, I need to get some water”

“Nah babe, I’m coming with you.”

He will pick you up and wrap your legs around his waist and carry you to wherever you need to go

Won’t even leave you alone to go to the bathroom. He legit stands outside the door

That night he leaves enough marks on your neck and body to warn off any creep who looks at you

“Teach them not to touch what’s fucking mine”

Kirishima

He’s normally a very calm, laid-back dude

But when his baby walks through the door trembling and crying, he goes feral

He very calmly sits you down on the couch, gives you water, and asks what happens

He wipes away your tears as you tell him

“Ok Poprock, I’ll be right back.”

Gives you a forehead kiss and leaves

You hear a scream in the distance, but you’re sure it was just a coincidence

He comes back with your favorite food and a torn shirt, but won’t tell you what happened when you pry

“I just had a talk with him, that’s all. Told him it wasn’t very manly to harass people on the street. I think he got the message.”

Asks if you want cuddles or space and will abide by whatever you choose

If you want space, he will set up camp in the bedroom/living room and make sure you’re comfortable, telling you to call for him whenever you need something

If you want cuddles, he will pull you into his lap and stroke your skin, telling you how beautiful and special you are to him

“You mean the world to me, Gemstone. I will always be by your side.”

Sero:

Normally pretty chill, but will fight anyone who hurts his novio/a

He brings you back down with him to confront the guy

The guy sees him coming and runs away, but Sero catches him with tape

Pulls a Spider-Man and strings the guy up from the street light

“Don’t be a creep, pendejo”

If you aren’t too shaken up, he’ll hold your hand and take you out for ice cream/coffee/tea or something like that to cheer you up

Gives you soft kisses peppered across your cheeks

Afterwards he’ll hold you in his arms and whisper how much you mean to him

“I will never let anyone hurt you, mi amor.”

Kaminari:

He is small but he is mighty

He calms you down first, rubbing your back as you cry into his chest, kissing your hairline and plotting his revenge

Calls the rest of the Bakusquad and sends them on the hunt while he tends to you

Once they find him, they call Kami back and you two come down

The creep is a crying, bleeding, pathetic ball on the ground

Kami leaves you in Kiri’s care as he confronts the guy

Bakugou and Mina stand like bodyguards over him, scowling and glaring and only the vengeful look in Kami’s eyes holding them back from tearing him to pieces

He kneels down and shocks the creep, just to scare him

“Have you learned your lesson? Don’t touch them again, or my watchdogs will kill you”

Kami can be terrifying, ok

He jerks his head and Bakugou goes to dispose of the guy

Kami wraps his arm around you and leads you back inside

The squad stays for a whole slumber party, movies and takeout and popcorn and games and laughing and eventually you start to feel better

When everyone falls asleep that night, Kami holds you extra close

“I’ll keep you safe, my little spark.”

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[lotti-lyric]

how bnha boys react to a puppy in the dorms!!

fluff, gn!reader, headcanons!!

includes; midoriya, bakugou, todoroki, kirishima, and kaminari

a/n: i’m super new to this so i’ll try my very best!! pls don’t hesitate to reach out!! the song linked just fits the vibe idk 💗 oh and i also use all capitals a lot and my spelling is crap, im sorry in advance!

Izuku Midoriya

STOP HE’S SO EXCITED

So y/n and deku both are sitting in the dorm rooms on the couch, y/n pressed against his chest as he writes in his notebook about earlier training

BUT THEN ✋🏻

YALL HEAR A BARK BARK

I swear he sits up so fast, his other arm is kinda hovering over y/n like a little shield. He knows they can protect themselves but his instinct was to guard y/n 🥺✋🏻

SO WHEN THE PUPPY HOPS ON THE COUCH

“Oh uh well hi there little buddy!! I’m Midoriya and this is (Y/N) my S/o!!”

HE SAYS AS IF THE DOG IS ABOUT TO RESPOND 😭✋🏻

HE’S GIGGLING WHILE THE DOG LICKS HIS FACE AND HE KEEPS CALLING FOR YOU TO LOOK AS HE PETS THE DOG

all in all; he’s so happy and he’s got the goofiest smile on his face for the rest of the day, 10/10 dog dad

Katsuki Bakugou

OH MY GOD HE’ SO CONFUSED

One minute he’s got a protective arm around y/n and the next there’s a dog on his lap 🤨

He sits up suddenly with a few swears here and there as the dog prances onto his lap and makes itself comfortable

He looks back to y/n with a look of pure confusion, he seriously doesn’t know how to react 💀

He’ll look down at the dog like

“What do you want? You want to be pet? Tch, Whatever, dumb dog…”

As he reaches down to pet the dog, he acts annoyed but within 5 minutes he’s acting like it’s totally normal

Y/n might catch him using a baby voice but if he notices they heard, RUN BABE 💀✋🏻

Shoto Todoroki

Y/n and shoto are both sitting hand in hand on the couch in the common rooms, sharing a pair of earbuds

Cause of this, y’all don’t hear the dog that just bolts from around the corner until it plops directly in front of Todoroki’s feet

MF JUST RAISES AN EYEBROW BEFORE TAKING OUT AN EARBUD, BENDING OVER SLIGHTLY AND GOING

“Hello, are you lost? Do you have a name?”

AND HE LIKE REACHES HIS HAND OUT SO THE DOG CAN SMELL HIM BEFORE HE LIKE SCRATCHES THE PUPPYS HEAD SO SOFTLY

HIS MOUTH CURVES INTO THE SLIGHTEST LITTLE SMILE UNTIL HE LOOKS TO Y/N, FULL GRINS OUT OF NOWHERE, AND THEN PICKS THE PUPPY UP

Y/N WASNT READY-

he carries the puppy to whoever brought it but he doesn’t hesitate to give it one last head pat before they leave

He settles back down next to Y/N with a satisfied smile

“It’s home now :)” (a/n: THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IM-)

Ejirou Kirishima

OK SO I STRONGLY HC THAT KIRI HAS OWNED A DOG AT SOME POINT SO AS SOON AS HE HEARD THE LITTLE NAIL CLICKS AND COLLAR JINGLE

“PUPPY!! (Y/N) ITS A PUPPY!! WHATS UP LITTLE DUDE!!”

No hesitation full lifts the dog from the ground, NO MATTER THE SIZE

He’s so excited, dancing around with the puppy in his arms while rambling some made up song about this random ass dog 🥺

He finally puts the dog down and he finds something to play fetch with, like just materialized that stick out of nowhere wtf 💀🤨

Whoever owns the dog in actuality is so betrayed the puppy likes Kiri more 🧍🏼‍♀️

LITERALLY BECOME BEST FRIENDS AND TAKE 1000% PICTURES

WILL SHED A TEAR IF YOU HOLD THE PUPPY HE CANT HANDLE IT ITS TOO CUTE OH MY GOSH

Denki Kaminari

OH MY GOD HE IS ASTOUNDED

So you guys are about to start another race in Mario Kart, Y/n absolutely demolishing kami for all he’s worth on Moo Moo Meadows 💀

BUT THEN YALL HEAR A WOOF

This random puppy just comes sprinting in, absolutely no context

AND KAMINARI WITHOUT HESITATING RESPONDS TO EVERY BARK WITH A RANDOM ASS SOUND SO IT SOUNDS LIKE A CONVERSATION 😭✋🏻

Before you can even say wtf, they’re chasing each other around the room like besties playing freeze tag on the playground

But as if they’re in synch, they both turn to you at once

*Bork* “You’re right… Y/N IS IT, RUNNNNNNN”

Eventually you, denki, and the puppy are laying on your backs in the common room, trying to catch your breath before the owner comes in, so confused 😭✋🏻

It’s a heartbreaking goodbye 😔✋🏻 but the start of a new tradition for u and kami to play freeze tag at random times!!

[r0zyp0zy0zy]

✾❃S.H+D.K- A Bisexual Mess✶

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Master list

Warnings: Smut, threesome, spit roasting, suggested poly relationship

Words: 3407

Pairing(s): Kaminari Denki x Sero Hanta x FEM!reader

Summary: Being attracted to your friend is weird, and your boyfriend having a crush on him too is even weirder. 

Ok so I might’ve gotten carried away and prepared a basket instead... oops. Enjoy!

Part two

===NSFW UNDER THE CUT===

Sero Hanta always bragged about you to his friends, which wasn't a secret by any means. Well, not a secret to anybody except you. What can he say? You're perfect to him, and who's he to keep that information to himself? He would spew everything he loved about you and more, infuriating Bakugo and making Kaminari jealous.

You didn't mean to eavesdrop, really! Well, not at first. Buuut... your pretty little boyfriend mentioned your name in his conversation with the Bakusquad, and you couldn't help it. You stood quietly outside of your home office— the only place in the house you allowed Hanta to smoke —and leaned as close to the door as you dared.

"She's just so perfect," you broke into a smile at Sero's words.

"Will you stop bragging about y/n-chan?" Kaminari groaned dramatically from within the room, "I almost can't take it anymore! You know that I like her. Stop making me jealous on purpose because I can't have her!"

Your eyes widened slightly at Kaminari's words. He did? Since when? Well, that was a silly thing to think; Kami has probably had a crush on everyone in high school at one point or another. But the fact that he just admitted it to Hanta was straight-up bold.

"Yeah I know," you heard Sero smirk, "ever since you've heard about her magic mouth you've wanted a piece."

"-wha? Wrong. I've had a crush on her longer than that!" Kaminari argued. You could hear Mina in the back cracking up.

"Will you two shut up?!" Bakugo yelled, rattling the door. "Every fucking time I'm here is all 'y/n this' and 'y/n that' ok we gET IT, THE TWO OF YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH HER!"

You stood in their silence for a moment, trying to process that holy shit, the Mega-Virgin Kaminari has a crush on you, even before you sucked Hanta off for the first time! What was happening?

"K'mon, bro," Kirishima chided, and you heard the slap of his hand land on Bakugo's back. "Chill out, take another hit. Y/n-san might pop in if she hears too much noise."

"Whatever, 'tch," Bakugo huffed, "kinda wanna go home anyway, you nerds don't have anything interesting to talk about."

You quietly hurried away to your shared bedroom at the sound of footsteps, pretending that you hadn't just heard Hanta openly talk about your 'magic mouth', and Kaminari's confession. You could still feel the flustered blush on your cheeks as Kirishima and Bakugo walked down the hall to the front door, the latter grumbling about "those damn nerds".

"Wait, guys," Mina called to them, "I don't want to be stuck with those love-sick idiots!"

After Kiri offered to buy the pink girl an Uber home and the front door was shut, all you could hear was the muffled conversation a room over. You snuck back to the office door, and pressed your ear against it.

"-s-stop!" You heard Kaminari stutter.

"Never! It's so fun to make you flustered over my girl," you playfully shook your head at Hanta's words. Typical Sero move.

It was silent for a few minutes, broken soon after with a, "dude! What the hell?" From Hanta.

"I- it's- it's your fault!" Kaminari retorted, apparently spinning around in the squeaky office chair.

"You-," Sero burst out laughing, "you got hard just from me talking about her! Bet it was the part I told you when y/n and I were at that one restaurant-."

"S-shut up!" Kaminari squeaked.

Your face flushed considerably pinker. Right here, right now, were two boys that were sexually attracted to you on the other side of the door. You felt your stomach flip and twist in excitement at the new feeling.

"It's kinda cute that you're so into her," you heard Hanta tease. "You're always a blushing mess, and just stuttering over your words."

"Damn S-sero," Denki said grouchily, "stop making fun of me."

You couldn't help but press your ear completely against the door, the two boys inside were too high to notice the shadow under the door anyway. Was Hanta... Flirting?

"I'm not making fun of you," Sero paused. "I'm just calling you cute."

You drowned out the rest of their conversation with your thoughts, trying to connect dots together. Hanta was a little suspicious at times from what you could see over his shoulder. Suspicious of what, exactly? Being gay, or at least bisexual. You saw him close tabs of soft-core gay porn occasionally, and you even accidentally stumbled upon Sero's old diary from years back. You didn't worry too much about it, but now... was he suppressing his feelings? Was he about to cheat on you?

Your heart dropped at that thought. Hanta was a nice guy and he wouldn't do that to you, right? He wouldn't lie about loving you. Not after what you heard earlier. Or was that just to fluster Kaminari? You shook your head in an attempt to clear your mind, and tuned back in on the two boys.

"-AH—! Wait!" You heard Sero panic, "I didn't- I shouldn't've-!"

".. shouldn't have kissed me?" Denki squeaked quietly so you had to strain to hear.

What on Earth did you miss while you were spaced out?

"Well- I was just thinking about h-how cute you are, and I forgot that I can't kiss someone who isn't my partner!" Hanta stressed, "god why do I have to love both of you..."

Your eyebrows raised at that, and listened in a little harder. Did you hear that right? Sero had a crush on Kaminari?

Honestly you couldn't blame him when the blond was so undeniably attractive, especially with the smudged black eyeliner on the corners of his eyes and the lightning bolt streak in his hair. You wouldn't lie that you liked him a bit too, but you suppressed those feelings for Hanta.

"I- I can go if you want," Kaminari mumbled, voice cracking slightly.

"Er- if you want. I don't mind chilling with you a bit longer. Just— don't tell y/n what happened. I- I'll tell her later when I figure out what to say," Hanta said.

"You sure she won't get mad at you?" Said a concerned Denki. "I know how much you love her, and I don't want you two to break it off.."

"Weeelll," Sero dragged on nervously, "y/n is very understanding, a-and I also need to tell her a few other things anyway."

You headed towards the living room, hearing all you needed to. You honestly didn't exactly know what to think about what just happened. Hanta kissed Denki, who likes you, and you that likes Hanta who also likes Denki. What even.

You sat comfortably on the couch, watching the last of the sun meander under the horizon. You nervously tapped on your phone after playing games on it for about an hour, waiting for Kaminari to leave so you could talk with Hanta. You finally heard the office door open, and you turned your head. Sero shuffled towards you with a sleeping Denki in his arms. The blonde's mouth was wide open and snoring lightly, drool going halfway down his chin.

"Uh," Hanta said awkwardly, "help."

You giggled and jumped up from your to help your boyfriend position Kaminari on the couch, who immediately latched onto a pillow mumbling incoherently.

"Whatta dude," you stated, fists on your hips.

"Yeah..." Hanta scratched the back of his neck. "Uh, I have to talk to you about something. It's pretty serious so we can wait until later if you want."

"Nah," you shook your head, "you've seemed off lately, and I'm guessing you just need it off your chest."

"Well, if you don't mind," Hanta plopped down on the love seat. You kneeled over to lean your head on his knee as he sucked in a shaky breath. "I- Um. I- I think I'm Bi."

You nodded your head understandingly, taking his hand in yours. "Ok, baby. Thank you for telling me."

"—there is o-one more thing I-I have to confess," Sero shook, "just please don't hit or yell at me."

"I would never, baby. I'm here for you," you looked up at him encouragingly, giving him a smile.

"O-ok. Uh, I kinda, well... I kinda kissed Kami. O-on the lips," Hanta's eyes looked away from yours, floating to the floor.

"Do you regret it?" You asked, keeping a calm exterior.

"Uh- I dunno. I do because I'm with you.. but... I- I think I don't," Sero looked incredibly guilty, and he squeezed your hand, "I love you, b-but I also have a crush on him..."

"That's ok," you reassured, reaching up to turn his head back to you, "I don't mind if you want to be in a relationship with him too, separately or not."

Hanta looked incredibly surprised, and a smile split his face, "really?!"

"Yes really," you giggled, kissing his cheek. "I can share you."

Sero, being the genius he was, suggested introducing Denki into the relationship with a threesome. Totally not skipping a few steps or anything.

"Are you sure he'd be willing to do that?" You had asked. "He's a virgin to basically everything."

"Oh, he'd be willing alright," Hanta smirked. "I'll message him about it then?"

"Mhm," you nodded, "it'll be fun. We'll get to tease him."

Denki was freaking out. Actually, he was more than freaking out. He was freaking out and jerking off. Multitasking. He could not believe his eyes when he opened Sero's text message, four glorious words: 'wanna have a threesome?'

Of course, Denki had asked if his friend had been joking or not before opening up his mind to fantasies. He got off rather quickly, though who could blame him. He swore that his libido was abnormally high, because even the thought of you, (and Sero as well), would get him flustered and he would pop a boner.

The next day when he came over, his teeth brushed and pubes trimmed, he stood outside your apartment door for at least a minute before knocking. His mind would keep circling the same thoughts: 'Sero just wants you to embarrass yourself in front of her', 'he told y/n about your crush and now they want to laugh at you', 'holy fuck is this actually happening', and 'I hope Sero actually doesn't mind sharing'.

"Sup, man," Hanta grinned as he opened the door for his blushing crush, a far too casual greeting for the situation about to unfold.

"H-hey," Kaminari grinned back, shuffling inside and slipping off his shoes.

"Y/n's just making up a snack so we can chat before uh, y'know," Hanta held back his blush, already nervous because damn, did Denki put on eyeliner or something? He looked hotter than usual.

"Take a seat in the living room, I'm almost done!" You called from the kitchen as you poured one last cup of tea. You carried the tray of tea and homemade cookies to the coffee table, and sat yourself down on the love seat. You couldn't lie— you were nervous as shit at the moment. You looked up as Hanta led a very flustered and anxious Kaminari behind him, and you gave a comforting wave.

"H-hi," Kaminari squeaked, sitting himself on the couch in front of you. He rubbed the sweat off his hands on his pants, trying to avoid your gaze.

"Hey!" You greeted kindly with a smile.

"Alright so now what," Hanta stated, plopping himself beside Denki only looking slightly nervous.

"We discuss boundaries!" You said cheerfully. You reached over for your cup and took a sip. "Any hard no's?"

"Kaminari's not fucking you," Hanta crossed his arms. "Not yet, I want it to be more special than this..."

Denki choked on his drink, sputtering on his tea.

"Kami, any hard no's?" you steered. 

"U-uh not right now," the electric blond stuttered, eyeing Sero nervously.

"Ok great!" You exclaimed, clapping your hands together, "the safe word Hanta and I use is 'soy sauce'."

"That's two-."

"Yeah same difference," you waved Kaminari off. "Anyway, my hard no's are just don't hit me, don't degrade me, and don't choke me out."

The two boys nodded anxiously.

"Holy fuck," Denki muttered as he watched Sero kiss your lips, palming his dick through his jeans. He admired your half undressed state as he feverishly threw off his T-shirt.

Without looking, Hanta held out his hand in a 'come hither' motion, and Kaminari steered over to his friend. Sero pulled away from you for a moment, guiding Denki's shaky hands to your bare waist. Once the two of you continued kissing, Kaminari hugged your waist closer and kissed the side of your neck. Your encouraging moans excited him, and he kissed your skin harder.

Denki's hips couldn't help but rut against your backside, drawing out a soft groan from him. He peered his head up to Sero, who turned to give him a gentle kiss, and Kaminari could feel your saliva on his lips. You turned to face the blonde, leaning forwards to propose a kiss. Denki filled the gap quickly, and met your lips with his. It was a messy kiss, but neither you nor Kami cared. You heard Hanta grumble in your ear, nipping at the cartilage carefully.

Honestly, Denki thought he was being spoiled rotten. You were so soft in his arms, and he swore he could stay like this forever. Sero's nimble fingers snuck to the back of your bra and quickly unclasped it, making Denki suck in a jittery breath.

"Hmmh," you sighed as Hanta cupped your breasts gently, waiting for Denki to desperately ask for a turn.

"You can touch her, Denks," Sero chuckled, leaning over and kissing his friend again.

Denki mumbled into the kiss, and shakily moved to grasp your tits from behind. His cock couldn't help but twitch in his pants as he massaged your nipples softly, his lips still locked with Hanta's. Kami pulled back with a gasp, strings of saliva still attaching them.

"Oh so good," Denki whined as he humped your ass, breathing heavily into your ear.

"Mmm, Denki~ take your pants off for us, won't you?" You licked your lips and watched as Kaminari hobbled out of his skinny jeans.

He looked at you with wide eyes as you sat on your bed, with Sero following suit. Denki moaned when the two of you started making out again, and nervously edged closer to the bed. You smiled at him encouragingly and reached out a hand to play with the elastic of his boxers. A whimper left his throat as you trailed a finger up his clothed shaft, and he eyed Hanta guilty.

"It's ok!" The smiling man replied, helping you get into a better position. "Let loose a little, dude."

Denki wasn't sure he could do that since you were slowly pulling down the hem of his underwear, his cock springing up to slap his stomach before standing straight out. He slipped down his boxers and kicked them away, having full attention on you and your beautiful e/c eyes.

Hanta was massaging your ass cheeks as Denki experienced your mouth for the first time, and he pulled down your panties, (which were soaked, by the way). You moaned against Kami's cock as Sero rubbed the inside of your thighs with his warm hands, causing Denki to let out a lewd groan. His eyes kept switching from you, to Sero, and back to you again.

"So wet for me, y/n," Hanta mumbled, "if I knew you were into this stuff I would've invited Kami over earlier."

You hummed in response, too busy indulging yourself with Denki's dick. You enjoyed making him squirm in his stance, licking over the glans of his cock and the underside of his shaft. You swore you could see his eyes start to water up.

Kaminari was wide eyed as he watched Hanta strip out of his briefs and give himself a few pumps. Denki's mouth opened in a silent moan when Sero lined up to your entrance and slowly inched inside, letting out a low groan when he bottomed out. You hummed diligently on the cock you were sucking and grabbed Denki's hand to put on your head, letting him grasp your hair like reins.

The electric blond babbled quietly as he watched Hanta pump into you, forcing Denki's cock further down your throat. The way your mouth contracted around him made Denki's legs shake, and he got red in the face trying to keep his hands from urging your head deeper.

"You look like you're having a good time, Denks," Sero commented as he admired the blonde's teary eyes. His hips rolled forwards in a new rhythm and you griped pleasantly as you fisted the sheets under you.

"Fuuuck yeah," Kaminari grumbled, catching up with his friend's rhythm. He was over the moon, and was just trying not to cum prematurely so he could enjoy this moment longer.

"Don't be afraid to fuck her face," Hanta said smugly, repositioning his hands on your hips. "She loves choking on cock, ain't that right beautiful?"

You wept in agreement, looking up at Denki with soft, pleading eyes. You bobbed your head faster in his loose grasp, gagging and sputtering on spit and precum. The man above you groaned with satisfaction and fisted your hair and forced his dick deeper into your tight throat. His thrusts came in a perfect rhythm with Sero's, and whenever you moved, you were getting impaled from either end.

Your limbs shook as you struggled to breathe with the cock in your mouth, and your pussy clenched around Hanta desperately. You felt tears stream down your cheeks as you sobbed for breath, enjoying every moment. You nearly squealed as Sero pressed a vibrator against your clit, and your vision fuzzed a bright white.

"Gonna cum, baby?" Hanta egged on, panting for oxygen. "C'mere Den, kiss me."

You whined loudly as you heard the two men kissing above you, and your stomach tightened and rolled around pleasantly. You gurgled on Denki's cock as you came, pussy pulsing with need and delight.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck," Kaminari moaned in tune with his thrusts, so close to the edge that you could practically taste his cum already.

"Oh shit, y/n. You're so— tigHT," Hanta groaned as he rutted against you one more time before you felt his warm cum fill your insides.

Right on cue, Denki hit his peak right after Sero, moaning about how good your mouth felt and how hot you were, "god, Hanta, she looks so fucking good like this."

Denki let out a choked whine as he finally let his orgasm take over his body, and he held your head in place as his semen ran down your throat. You choked it down before Kami pulled away, and you opened your mouth to reveal strings of saliva and cum.

"Holy fucking shit," Denki said, exasperated, "I feel like I'm not gonna go soft for a week."

"You alright, my love?" Hanta said softly as he let you fall onto your chest, ass still up.

"Hell yeah," you mumbled, your voice scratchy and sore from being face-fucked. You watched Kami stand awkwardly as Sero wiped you down with a warm cloth, taking care between your thighs.

"Denki, go get some water please," Hanta instructed as he rolled you over. "You did so good, baby. The best."

You hummed softly in response, already feeling your eyes flutter sleepily. Kaminari held out a straw to you, and you sucked down the cool substance thankfully.

"That was the best blowjob ever," Denki sighed happily, watching Hanta scoop out the cum from your cunt.

"It was your only blowjob, Kami," you mumbled teasingly, a soft smirk on your face.

You felt yourself drift into a calm state, and you could only hear the muffled voices of your boyfriend, and... your other boyfriend? You fell into a comforting, dreamless sleep, and you knew that Denki would make a great addition to your relationship.

[mizunetzu]

Can you do a scenario where reader (male pronouns) kind of outs himself as bi and then hides for a while since it was an accident and he wasn't actually ready and after some time bakugo finds him and they end up awkwardly confessing to each other? Bonus points if you can do ComfortingTM class 1A (also I just really want bi representation 🥺)

BRO BRO ur reblogs and replies always make me BAM BAM

(Also y’all ik that gif is huge but it had denki AND baku in it and i felt compelled to use it bc kamis kinda important in the story NSNDNEKWK)

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Bakugou x reader - How to Out Your Classmate

⚠️warnings - being outed by your classmate (denki) (I’m sorry denki stans), bakugou kinda bulling kami at the end kdnfjekfj

Pronouns - male, he/him

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It was something he didn’t mean to say.

Rather, it just slipped out.

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“Ne, (L/n)-kun, don’t you think Yao-momos hair is kinda sexy today? Her hair down plus that hair clip is FIRE dude!”

Kaminari slung a arm around (Y/n’s) shoulder, while Mineta smugly grinned from his seat. He wiped away a line of drool dripping from his mouth.

“Oh oh oh, her hair falls over her boobs so perfectly! I just wanna touch them at least once, ehuheuheu...”

Sero sighed from his seat. “Dude. You really are a scumbag. Stop that.”

Mineta, not missing a beat, turned to Sero with a shit-eating grin. “Oh? Why’s that? Are you gay or something?”

(Y/n) visibly stiffened from under Kaminari’s grasp. Kaminari however, didn’t notice and played along into Mineta’s joke.

“Yeah dude, kinda sus. Don’t go perving on me in the locker rooms now, haha!”

Sero sighed once more, this time with a playful smile. “Shut up, your probably more sus than I am-“

He was cut off when (Y/n) started wriggling out from under Kaminari’s arm. The three looked at (Y/n) quizzically, while (Y/n) awkwardly coughed. “I’m...leaving.”

“Why? What happened?” Kaminari leaned on the back of Seros desk.

“Well-you guys are...loud and I’m going to my desk.” Even the dumbest person could tell how tense (Y/n) was. Though, Kaminari was as dumb as he was oblivious. He scoffed, but it sounded more like a chuckle.

“What? I don’t get it, man. We were teasing Sero, not you.” Kaminari’s teasing tone felt like heaters blasting full power through (Y/n’s) body. It was strange. You always felt kind of hot when you get a little flustered. “So what part of what we said bothered you?”

“N-nothing!” (Y/n) cursed at the way he raised his voice, cursing even more at his small stutter.

“Then why are you panties in such a twist? I’m just making fun of Sero bein’ sus.”

“W-well how fun! Move, class is starting.” Truth be told, class didn’t start until 10 minutes later. When (Y/n) tried to subtly push past Kaminari, he grabbed him by the arms and blocked his way out. “No way I’m moving! You’re mad for some reason, and I just wanna know why!”

“So what exactly did we do?”

Sero rested his chin on his palm. “Yeah if you can tell us we can stop doing it, (L/n)-kun. I gotta agree with Kami on this one.”

An irk mark appeared as (Y/n’s) face flushed a darker shade of pink. Not in the good way though. He struggled helplessly in Kaminari’s stronghold, before tching and looking away.

“There’s nothing more to say-! You’re just-starting to get on my nerves and I wanna leave-!”

“Really? That’s it?” Kaminari looked at (Y/n) skeptically, before his face lit up. “Oh wait!”

“You started getting all pissy when we were talking about Yaoyorozu...and you also got mad the other day when she was talking about Bakugou...”

Shit. Shit. Shit.

“..So you like Yao-“

“I don’t fucking like Yaoyorozu!”

Now Kaminari was starting to get antsy. “Then what! Why are you mad! Is it because Mineta and I were ‘perving’?!”

“I’m not fuckin’ mad about you drooling over Yao-momos boobs! I’m not mad at all!”

Students started to gather once Kaminari and (Y/n) started to raise their voices higher and higher. Kaminari’s grip on (Y/n) was long gone, though (Y/n) was too upset to notice.

“If you weren’t mad about that, you were obviously mad about that time Yao-Momo talking about how Bakugou was attractive. So what? Do you like Bakugou or something? Are you gay?”

(Y/n) paled and grit his teeth. He was full on yelling now. “Stop saying that, damnit! I don’t like boys! Y-you know that!”

Kaminari gasped comically. “Oh my god! You totally avoided my question, dude!”

“What?!”

“Yeah! Now I get it! That’s what’s bothering you so much! It all makes sense!”

Kaminari’s mad expression morphed into one that you make when you solve a difficult question. It felt like all the blood in (y/n’s) face was drained, yet all the blood rushing to his cheeks burned like fire. Sero stood up from his chair and placed a hand on Kaminari’s shoulder. “Dude, uh-I think that’s enou-“

“Your confused because you’re straight but now you’ve started to like a guy, right?! Bakugou, right?!”

Seros warning went over Kaminari’s head completely. (Y/n) dug his nails into his palm while Kaminari pried into (Y/n’s) mind with his eyes.

“I’m not confused! I’m pissed. Very, very pissed at you!”

The blond haired boy slammed his arms down on Seros table and leaned in uncomfortably close. (Y/n) wanted to step back, but if he did, he’d run straight into Sero.

“Ok. If you answer this compleeeetely honestly, I’ll let you go. Swear! And we’ll never talk about this again! Just say yes or no! Nothing else!”

Sero glanced around the room. Everyone was staring, some had their hands over their mouths, and some were whispering and asking what was going on. Sero nervously tugged on the fabric of (Y/n’s) blazer. “U-um...yo... (y/n)...Kamin-“

“Do you like Bakugou?”

“I-“

“And don’t say you don’t like boys or you’re not gay, we ‘know’ that!”

“I’m-“

“Just say yes or no!”

“N-“

“Are you ga-“

“I’M BI!” (Y/n’s) sudden outburst silenced the classroom. It was like a blow from a king to shut up the commoners. “I’M BI, SO SHUT UP! ARE YOU HAPPY?! I’M NOT GAY AND I DON’T LIKE BAKUGOU! I DONT! I-I DONT. I don’t. I...”

Stagnant air flooded the 1-A classroom. Almost immediately, (Y/n) slapped both his hands over his mouth, eyes blown wide. Kaminari awkwardly chuckled. “Uh...”

(Y/n) took a tentative step back, bumping straight into Sero. He reflexively grabbed onto (y/n’s) forearms, stabling him.

“Are you oka-“

“Don’t touch me!” (Y/n) pushed off of Seros body and stumbled over a desk. He crashed onto the ground and fumbled onto his bottom. Students upon students neared towards him, all their face and voice blending together into one big, muddy pile. Their voices eventually turned into ringing, louder and louder until-

“SHUT UP!” (Y/n) rose to his wobbly legs, half running and half crawling towards the door as fast as he could. He could hear the protestant shouts of his classmates, or even the sleepily confused expression of his teacher as as flew by him in the hallway.

He guessed he was skipping class that day.

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40 missed calls from: Mina-San domoo-!!

125 unopened texts from: Mina-San domoo-!!

23 missed calls from: Kamiii ⚡️

45 unopened texts from: Kamiii ⚡️

12 unopened texts from: Iida Tenya.

5 unopened texts from: ura-chaaaan 💖

1 unopened text from: Bakugou

(Y/n) turned off his phone. He knew if he kept it on, Mina would keep spamming his phone with text messages.

It’s been about a few days since his whole freak out happened. He’d bolt out of class the second it was dismissed, and he kept himself either locked in his room, or out of the dorms as much as humanly possible. He wasn’t ready to have that conversation yet.

His phone buzzed again. He sighed, half expecting it to be another spam text from Mina. What he didn’t expect, was to see Bakugous contact photo on his screen, with the big green words “Incoming call-Bakugou” blaring at him so intimidatingly.

Something made him want to answer.

He pressed the phone to his ear.

“Oi.”

Bakugous gruff voice sent chills down the boys spine. His voice seemed to lock itself inside his throat, refusing to come out his mouth.

“Say something, dumbass.” Oh boy, was he trying. Everytime he opened his mouth, his throat closed up and refused to open again. Bakugou sighed harshly through the speaker.

“Stop being stupid and avoiding us-“ (Y/n) absentmindedly pressed the red “end” button. If Kaminari or Kirishima or whatever convinced Bakugou, to convince HIM to stop avoiding them, just because he ‘liked’ him, (and he totally did), he’d rather not hear it.

(Y/n) went to crumple up a piece of paper he was scribbling on, and drop it into the trash can, when it bounced on top and rolled away pathetically near his feet. His trash can was overflowing. Well, it was expected, since he was deliberately missing out on trash days just so he didn’t have to leave his dorm. (Y/n) swiped up the piece of paper, along with the trash bag lining the bin.

A few seconds outside couldn’t hurt. No one will see him. He’ll just...throw the bag in the dumpster, and slink back in before anyone knows he’s there.

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(Y/n) hauled the trash bag into the dumpster, throwing it from out over his shoulder. He dusted off his hands and wiped forming sweat off his brow. The trash was out, no one saw him, all he had to do was slip back in his room before anyone sees him.

He huffed and turned around, immediately being smacked by a spiky tuft of blond hair. All the color drained from (Y/n’s) face. Bakugou turned his head and spat onto the dirt, clicking his tongue in the process.

“Figured you’d be here.”

”...there’s no way you could’ve-“

“It takes about a couple days for a small trash can to fill up. And knowing you, shit-for-brains, would come and take it out when no one was really watching. 5 pm, when everyone’s getting ready for dinner. You really do have shit-for-brains, shittyass.”

Bakugou may seem like a meathead, but the times he showed he was observant and intelligent made his heart tie knots around itself. (Y/n) bit back a stutter and a blush.

“W...ell, how-how’d you know I was going to take it out today? A-and to this dumpster, instead of the one on the other side of the dorms?”

Bakugou scoffed loudly, stalking closer to him. (Y/n) gulped. “This ones closer to your dorm room, even I know that, loser.”

Bakugous voice dipped, suddenly becoming uncharacteristically quiet. “...and I’ve been coming here everyday at 5 pm...shittyass...”

Bakugou was really dedicated to his scheme, huh. Just so he could see him? (Y/n)? He should be the LAST person Bakugou would want to see. Especially with what Kaminari was blabbering about. Still...It made (Y/n) feel a bit special.

But knowing Bakugou, he was just probably here to tell him how disgusting he was. Maybe he’ll start calling him ‘dick-for-brains’ instead of ‘shit for brains’. Or just plain on ‘fag’.

“Oi-stop spacing out and fucking listen to me! And don’t you dare run away until you hear me the fuck out!”

Bakugous palms flashed white, generating small blasts and he pointed an agitated finger at (Y/n). He stepped back reflexively.

“Um...well...what did you want then?” (Y/n) awkwardly fumbled with his hands behind his back, trying to keep still as much as he could. He wanted to disappear.

“Is it true?”

(Y/n) looked up. Bakugou was staring dead on, with his hands shoved stiffly in his pockets and sporting the faintest blush on his face. It was so unnoticeable, you could blink and miss it. That, and the trademark scowl, you could hardly tell if his face was red because of anger or something else.

“What is?”

“Don’t play dumb with me, fuckass! Do you like me or not?!”

(Y/n) opened his mouth to speak, but no words came out. Bakugou grunted and stepped closer. “Answer me!”

“S-so what if I do-?! You gonna call me a fag?!” (Y/n) was sweating bullets. He hoped Bakugou wouldn’t see how utterly nervous he was. Fake it til you make it. Though, he doesn’t know what he’d do once Bakugou goes flames blazin’ on his ass. He could all ready see his reaction-

Bakugou smirked. “Knew it.”

Knew it? (Y/n’s) nerves temporarily fizzled down, a wave of confusion washing over him. “...What?”

“God, do you need me to spell everything out for you? It was obvious. To me at least. Everyone was probably too fuckin’ dumb to notice.”

(Y/n) fell silent. He could speak if he wanted to, his throat wasn’t closing up, but he chose to keep silent. It’s not like he knew what to say, anyways. He was stunned into submission.

“-so I was right. Now, go out with me, Bitch.”

“Thanks. But I’ll pass.”

“I-“ Bakugou made a sputtering noise. (Y/n) wasn’t sure if he was caught off guard or sputtered out of sheer anger. “What?! Why the fuck not?!”

“Dude, how do I know you aren’t like, I dunno, being bribed by Kaminari or something to try and ‘prove that I’m bi’? Or that your just mocking me?”

“Idiot! Why the fuck would you think I’d listen to a dumbass like dunce face?! I fucking like you, you like me, I don’t see the problem here!”

(Y/n) knew he wasn’t lying. Bakugou was many things, a shithead, a piece of angry trash, but he wasn’t a liar. Still, he sighed and shoved his hands in his pockets.

“Dude, as much as I’d love to go out with you, there’s too much cons to it. I mean-first off, I don’t want people calling you a fag or anything because you’re with me...second, I’m...scared of how the class’ll take it, especially for someone like you-“

“Eh?! What’s that supposed to mean?! Are you fucki-“

(Y/n) pushed past him, accidentally brushing his shoulder in the process.

“...And third, even if I’m too scared how the class would react, I’m too prideful to let Kaminari ‘predictions’ win.”

He was gone before Bakugou could turn around.

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(Y/n) was late to class on purpose that day.

He didn’t want to risk it with Bakugou, Kaminari, anyone. He’s more afraid of the class than he is of getting scolded by Aizawa. And that was saying something.

So when he walked in the door, Bakugou gripping Kaminari’s tie and releasing small blasts in the air with his wound up hand, he didn’t know if he should replace ‘Getting Scolded By Aizawa’ with ‘Getting Murdered By Bakugou’ in his worries for today.

“Fucking idiot!” Bakugou growled, spit flying onto Kaminari’s face as he set off another blast. It was small enough not to cause damage to any desks or chairs around them, but it was close enough to Kaminari’s face to make him yelp. “I’ll fucking kill you!”

“Ow!” Kaminari half yelled-half whimpered. Bakugou’s hands heated up, glowing orange from under Kaminari’s chin. “Hey-HEY! Chill-!W-what did I even do?! OW!”

Bakugou slammed him against his desk by his blazer. “It’s your fuckin fault that shit-for-brains won’t go out with me!”

Another blast. This time, fired in the air but much bigger than before. Kaminari flinched. “Ah! S-shit-for...(L/n)?! How is it my fault?!”

“It’s your fault because you made him all scared and shit to go out with me! With your stupid prying ass! Now he won’t go out with me until I get you to apologize! So apologize so I can have a fuckin boyfriend! Go die!”

(Y/n) looked around the room. No one was trying to stop Bakugou from literally roasting Kaminari alive. Not even Iida. Everyone stood there, eyes locked on Kaminari or recording them while stifling snickers. (Y/n) walked up to Mina, who was recording and whispering commentary near the speaker.

“Uh...what’s happening? Why’s no one stopping Bakugou?”

Mine looked up. “Well-he kinda deserved it. I mean, he did act like a dick to you a few days ago. Bakugou’s just givin’ him a piece of his mind.” She fixed her angle on her phone, hunching down slightly in the process. “Also, glad to see you talking to us again, (L/n)~”

(Y/n) glances around the room once more. Everyone seemed to silently agree. Though, Iida looked like he was going to explode in his seat. Poor Iida. Poor Kaminari.

(Y/n) was brought out of his mind when Mina slowly panned her phone over to him. He was about to question her, when Kaminari was thrown carelessly at his feet. Bakugou kicked at Kaminari’s hunched figure, stepping on his back with his hands clenched in his pockets.

“Say it.”

Kaminari made a wheezing noise.

“FUCKIN’ SAY IT!”

“I-I’m sorry for outing you in-in front of our classmates...”

Bakugou dug his foot into Kaminari’s back. “LOUDER!”

“I’M SORRY-OW! FOR O-OUTING YOU IN FRONT OF OUR CLASSMATES-!”

Bakugou gave Kaminari a look saying to ‘keep going.’ Kaminari shot back with a face that said ‘dude. What you want me to say is fucking stupid.’

Bakugou snarled and fired another mini explosion into the air. Kaminari squeaked and looked up at (y/n), who had the most confused look on his face. Kaminari sighed.

“And...totally I don’t think that you and Bakugou are gonna get together...totally unexpected...”

Kaminari, even if he was about to be best to a pulp, couldn’t help the snicker from leaving his mouth. Bakugou, you dumb fuck. He was probably thinking back to the time (Y/n) said ‘I’m too prideful to let Kaminari ‘predictions’ win’. Even so, that was just dumb. Even for Bakugou.

Bakugou huffed contently, while Kaminari shakily pulled himself up. Bakugou thunked him on the head again. “There. Now you have no fuckin’ reason not to be my boyfriend. If you don’t I’ll kill you.”

(Y/n) hummed out of hesitation. “Ehhhh...but...”

“We allowed Bakugou to rough up Kaminari, which is a CLEAR violation of the rules, the least you could do is say yes, (y/n)-kun! Though I do believe Bakugou should be punished for his harsh actions.”

Iida jutted out from his seat, swinging his arm in the air. Everyone stayed silent for a second, until Tsuyu stepped forward. “I agree with Iida-Chan, kero. You two would look nice together.”

One by one, the class started saying how ‘cute’ they’d be together or that they didn’t care that (y/n) was Bi, much. It was different from when the class was clamoring around him, instead of all their voice blending together in one big ring, he could hear every single persons song of praise. He supposed it was alright. It wouldn’t hurt as much as he think it would.

(Y/n) sucked in a breath, and turned his head to Bakugou. He looked at (Y/n) almost expectantly.

“...fine....you win...you better take care of me, Bakugou.”

He turned his head and scoffed. “Idiot. I was gonna do that regardless.”

Mina started clapping and wolf whistling. Eventually, everyone started to clap and ‘aww’ed, before quickly rushing to their seats once they heard groggy footsteps approach the door.

A man with shaggy hair walked in. The class sat silent, staring at Aizawa. He sniffed and trailed his eyes around the room.

Setting his sleeping bag behind his podium, he pursed his lips. “Where is Kaminari?”

“W-whey...”

Kaminari was laying on the floor next to (y/n’s) seat, smiling dumbly with burn marks. He was pumping his fists with his thumbs sticking out. Everyone broke into a cold sweat.

“Would anyone like to tell me why Kaminari is out of his seat?”

Oh fuck.

Bakugou got 3 days house arrest.

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Jdjdjejejc this was real fun to write HAHAHAHA I’m lowkey proud of it

[kingkatsuki]

bar bakusquad anon back on my bs 😅

omg mina’s the ultimate wingman!! after awhile kami’s like ‘fuck it, I’ll do it!’ She’s like ‘shit nah I got this dude’ bc he’s got the spirit but yikes.. Sero’s just like ‘ok maybe I should order them a drink?? but I don’t know what they like??’ ‘well, what do you like sero??’ ‘Tequila and orange juice’ ‘ that sounds like fucking acid dude, leave it to me!’ She just walks over to you like ‘omg hi girlie, do you know what’s good here?? what are you drinking?? oh, I’ll get one of those!! thanks bestie ☺️’. You see him from the other end of the bar swirling his drink ‘he’s kinda cute’ you mention to your friend, he smirks after reading your lips, stands up, downs his drink before coming over to you. You see his massive stature just like ‘holy fuck he’s a giant, what do I do??!?’ climb him like a tree sis (gn)!! ‘oh mami where are you going? you look so pretty when you’re grinding on me’ hnngg

once kiri gets an ounce of confidence it’s over for all y’all!! He’ll destroy us all 😂 he’s just so big!! slowly making you aware of his presence before he holds onto you, a bit nervous for you to see him ‘hi pretty girl’, when he spins you around you’re just fucking dying!! THIS HUGE HUNK OF A MAN, FUCKING GORGEOUS IS ALL BLUSHING BC HE THINKS YOURE JSUT SO PRETTY!!

If none of them have the courage, fuck it, you’ll probably go home with Mina 😅 like smh she’s gone through all of this and none of them (the fucking hotties they are) are confident enough.

Yesss I love this so much! 😍😍😍

[bonbonthedragon]

Don’t go

(Bakugou x fem!pro!reader)

Opening

Warnings: language, fluff, very mild angst? Naw, possibly future smut and suggestive themes

Summery: y/n is a ua student originally from America with a strong quirk. Making a promis to go back when she graduated, a certain blond didn’t realize it would be this hard to give her up.

Quirk: elements- basically she’s the avatar- I know it’s lame but she’s strong with it and I live the idea

Enjoy! More coming in the future!

“Well, I believe that’s everything”

“Donttt goooooo” Mina whined “the squad can’t be breaking up this sooooooonnn”

You chuckled “I’ll still keep in touch, and I’ll visit when I can.” Giving a small smile, you dropped your luggage, holding out your arms “come here”

The pink skinned girl gladly fell into your arms, dramatic cries escaping her mouth as she held onto you for dear life “who am I going to rant to when I have a bad day???”

“Call me”

“But what about rant cookies”

That was true, when ever she was upset you would bake for her, anyone really “how about this. If your having a bad day, you go get your self a pastry from Munchies and then go home, get in your pjs and text me or call.”

“But time zonesssss”

Another good point “wake me up at 2 in the morning for all I care”

That seemed to lighten her up a bit, the girl pulling away and give you a swift kiss on the cheek “ok” she pouted “that’ll have to do” sighing, she pulled away, only for a new pair of arms to take you. Kiri lifted you up off the ground, a squeal emitting from your lips as your feet left the floor. Spun in a circle, you wrapped your arms around the large man, the boy have grown much during school and now 6,2 and very muscular. It was nearly impossible to completely get your hands around him, struggling to hold on a bit as he twirled and set you down.

“Ima miss you too big guy” you patted his back, giving him a light kiss on the cheek. The red gave you puppy eyes, knowing that look as you’ve knew him since elementary “it’s gonna be okay,” you hugged him “your literally my brother, I’m definitely not loosing you dude”

Kirishima had to bend down to hug you back “I don’t want you to go. But I know you want to go back home.” So he pulled away “go on, go before I cry”

You snorted, turning only for two more to grab ahold of you “pleaseeeeeeeeeeee” kamanari whined loudly as he slip to the ground “dontttt goooooo” sero chimed in “your the only one who actually knows how to cook and get me mealsssssss”

“Oi!”

“Oh yeah, you too Bakugou” kamanari joked, going back to you just to grab onto your shirt “pweeeeeessssssss!”

His arms wrapped around your leg and sero hugged at your side “you guysssss” you let out, going to ruffle both their hair “kami, come up here so I can give you a proper hug” he only stayed down.

“No. That’s just means you leaving moreeeeee”

You sighed, using the air around you to pull him up and take him in your arms along with the other boy “I’m sorry I’m leaving, but like I said, I’ll keep in contact.” You squeezed them tighter before letting go.

It was bakugous turn, or it should have been. He was mad, he knew you said you were gonna go back to America when you graduated, but he didn’t realized it would come this soon. Did you have to go? He hated that you were going to leave a mark on him. Hated he cared for you, developed feelings. But like hell he would admit it, you obviously didn’t feel the same and he didn’t need a relationship right now. No, because right now he needed to focus on getting to the number one spot before stupid deku.

Kirishima came out of the stall just before Bakugou was leaving “ya gotta either make a move or at least tell her good bye”

“Yeah man,” kami chipped in, leaning against the marble sink “you’ll regret it if you don’t. I don’t like that she’s going either, but I’ll be damed if I don’t at get a hug good bye”

“Fuck off”

Ever since the news of you leaving being dug back up, the blond had been in a fowl mood.

“Denki is right. You didn’t come to the good bye party and you’ve been avoiding her since she said she’d go back. You have to say something, or you’ll just regret it”

“Will you two just fuck off already?I’m fine, I don’t care that she’s leaving. Jeez “ he scoffed, stepping out of the airport bathroom and back to the others outside.

“Hey KitKat” you nudged him, pulling him out of his thoughts

He bared his teach at the nickname “I said to stop calling me that” don’t ever stop

“Sorry”

Don’t be

“Hug?”

“Tch” he turned away

Just say something damn it!

“Plane for Denver Colorado is now boarding” the intercom chimed

“Kat, come on. I’m about to leave” your tone came out jokingly, but he could see the hurt in your eyes.

Just hug her! Why’s this gotta be so hard!

“I don’t do hugs” he sneered before turned away “have fun in America and don’t you dare die” that was all he said before he left, walking down the hall before turning the corner

The group sighed “well, it was worth a shot” sero grumbled

Mina, trying to lighten the mood and not kill the ash-blond, ran to you and gave you one last squeez “go kick some bad guy ass”

“Yeah, better hear that your on the hero charts there with that quirk of yours sometime soon” Kiri winked

“I better at least get a virtual hug when you land” kami smiled

“y será mejor que me mandes bistec estilo americano”

“Awww sero” mina chuckled “what does that mean?”

“He told me I better send him American style steak “ you raised a brow

“You know Spanish?!” Sero exclaimed

“Got lessons in middle school” you winked

“So all those times I-“

“Whispered under your breath or scream something in a completely different language just to piss us off? Absolutely useless against me”

At that, his shoulders slumped “sigh” he said “I’ll miss you. Go get em”

With that, you fought the threatening tears, waving as you boarded. Here we go.

—

“Bakubro?” Kiri shouted

“Where could he have gone?”

Kami shrugged “ I just know he was at the corner”

“Baku- oh” the reds shoulder slumped at the sight “I found him...”

“Fuck off” the blond cursed as he wiped his red face

“Aw man” kirishima rubbed the back of his neck amd sighed “you really should have said bye”

“I said fuck off” he nearly shouted, some tears escaping his eyes. He rubbed his face on his sleeve and got up “just call a fucking taxi so I can get home and start packing for the apartment”

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[mshomestyle]

Ok this is gonna sound odd. But how would Kaminari and Shinsou (either separate or together would work tbh) react if their teenage daughter brought home her boyfriend but they don't trust him. Like he looks like a total fuck boy, but they wanna trust their daughter. So later on they would stealthily follow said boyfriend to make sure that he wouldn't hurt the daughter. While hiding Kami and/or Shin overhear him completely just bashing his friends words and shit because his so called 'friends' were disrespecting his girl/their daughter, and he wasn't having that. They then decide that he's alright. They'll leave baby girl in his hands. He looks like a bad boy, tattoos and piercings and the whole shebang. But clearly he drinks his "Respect Women" juice.

Bonus if the boyfriends favorite hero is Red Riot, so of course he's gonna be drinking that "women are queens" juice daily lol.

I never see any dad things for Kami or Shinsou and I hope to start something here. I think they'd be great dads tbh

Definitely not odd!

Thing their Daughter’s Boyfriend is bad when He really isn’t [Head Canons]:

(Kaminari, Shinsou)

Kaminari:

-Kaminari watched with an eyebrow raised as you buzzed around the dining room, setting the table and such. “Come on, he’ll be here soon,” you spoke.

-The hero only shrugged and casually picked up a dish, “He’s our daughter’s boyfriend. He has to impress us, not the other way around.” You just rolled your eyes at that.

-”Yes, and we’re trying not to embarrass her,” you said. Speaking of which, your daughter rushed into the dining room.

-”Thank you, mom,” she said before giving her father a pout. Kaminari sighed, but he relented.

-”Fine, fine,” he said, giving his baby girl’s head a rub, “I’ll be good.”

-About an hour later, the door bell rang, and since he was the closest, Kaminari went to answer it. Upon doing so, however, he was greeted by a teenage boy with several piercings and tattoos. “Uh...We’re not looking to buy anything,” he said.

-The boy just laughed “[Daughter Name] said you were funny!”

-Needless to say, Kaminari thought that something was up with this teen. There was no way his daughter could like some punk like this! He was in no way good enough for his daughter and Kaminari was gong to prove that.

-”He’s a nice kid, leave it alone,” you merely told him when he asked for your opinion.

-That went into one ear and out the other as soon enough Kaminari came up with the idea to see if this guy was legit or not.

-This guy came off as a fuck boy, after all, as the kids would say, and the last thing Kaminari wanted was for his daughter to get hurt. Make no mistake, however, as he did trust his baby girl, he just ultimately wanted to protect her.

-So, when the day finally came, Kaminari decided to misuse his hero training and follow after his daughter’s boyfriend.

-The guy wasn’t doing anything out of the ordinary so far. He just met up with some friends and they went to hang out at a coffee shop. Typical of teens, but Kaminari remembered his days at that age and how he did similar.

-Making sure to sit at a table right behind the group, Kaminari listened intently. For some reason the teens seemed fire up, and he wondered why.

-”So, have you figured out if Charge Bolt’s daughter is as electrifying as her daddy.” Kaminari raised an eyebrow at this, feeling curious as the boys giggled. It took him awhile, but he finally figured out what they were saying, which caused him to nearly shoot out of his seat, intending to blow his cover and confront them on the spot. But then...

-”What are you talking about?” He heard his daughter’s boyfriend and his question seemed to make the others laugh louder.

-”You know, if she’s good in bed? Puts good use of her quirk there? She’s got such a nice body and such a smackable-”

-”Hey, you can’t disrespect women like that! And certainly not my girlfriend.” At the defense, Kaminari listened intently, not believing what he was hearing. “Besides, the first thing that shouldn’t come to mind when you think about a woman is sex and her looks. She’s a person and very sweet, so I better not hear you talking about women like that again, especially her.” The way your boyfriend defended you sounded so sincere and passionate that Kaminari was awestruck.

-There was just no way this guy was that respectful...What he was saying was also sounding familiar, too, “I mean, what would Red Riot say? Everyone deserves respect, right?” Ah, there it was-But wait a second!

-”Red Riot, really?!” Kaminari completely blew his cover as he got up and approached the teens, who were looking at him rather shocked, “Charge Bolt! Charge Bolt should be your favorite hero!” Then in that moment, Kaminari quickly covered his mouth, realizing his mistake.

“Mr. Kaminari what are you doing here?”

-Needless to say, Kaminari now approves of his daughter’s boyfriend.

Shinsou:

-It got to a point in most relationships where parents were met with and got involved.

-Now, Shinsou’s daughter was definitely spoiled and loved by him. He wouldn’t do much things in fear of looking stupid, but when it came to his daughter, he would do anything and more.

-So, when she told him about her boyfriend, of course he wanted to meet the guy who got his daughter so interested.

-He and you had not met the teen yet, and this would be the first time your kid brought someone home, so this was rather exciting.

-”I told him all about you, dad, and he thinks you’re a cool hero and can’t wait to meet you,” The teen girl smiled. Shinsou returned her smile and rubbed at her head.

-”Well, I can’t wait to meet him.”

-Those were words that Shinsou certainly wanted to take back once he met the guy in question.

-The doorbell had rang without warning, and you rushed to open it, greeting what Shinsou knew to be known as a typical fuckboy.

-This guy showed up with his phone in hand, tattoos, piercings, and also wearing a leather jacket. Nope, Shinsou was not approving.

-He remained civil, however, not saying much during the dinner that the family ate together with their guest, but as soon as the boy left, he made his disdain known.

-”No, I don’t like him,” he told his daughter without delay once she asked, “You’re going to get your heart broken, and I won’t allow that.”

-”But daddy! You haven’t even gotten to know him yet!” Shinsou didn’t agree with that, which led to his daughter slamming her bedroom door on her way up. You just sighed and looked at your husband.

-”Come on, the boy is nice and makes good grades,” you said, though your words sailed right out the window.

-”I’ll prove it to her,” was all Shinsou said before turning in for the night.

-It was about a week later before he put his plan in motion. It was simple, he was going to follow the boy and record him cheating on his daughter. It was just bound to happen at some point, and he would use this as leverage to expose the boy and get you on his side for preventing his daughter from dating him. He’d spare her the broken heart, however by not telling her the truth.

-So, Shinsou found out where the teen was and began discreetly following him and his group of friends. Nothing was seeming out of the ordinary for now...

-”Oh, Red Riot!” Shinsou ducked, wondering if Kirishima were actually there, but all that could be seen was the hero appearing on a TV that his daughter’s boyfriend seemed to zero in on.

-’He likes Red Riot?’

-”Come on, dude,” his friends seemed to call him back, chuckling all the while.

-”I’m coming, I’m coming,” he said, only to receive more laughter.

-”I bet that’s what your girlfriend said last night!” The teen stopped dead in his tracks, and Shinsou felt as if he might end up getting his hero license revoked for beating some kids.

-”Hey, don’t make jokes like that, about any woman ever, okay? It’s not cool or funny.” That murderous feeling seemed pass as Shinsou’s eyes widened in surprise at what he was hearing.

-”Come on, it’s just a joke dude. I mean, your girlfriend’s hot! Be grateful we don’t think she’s gros-”

-The other teens immediately shut up as they were being glared at. “Just because she’s beautiful doesn’t give you a free pass to talk about her like that. So you better not ever.”

-Shinsou let out a sigh. He started to feel a bit sorry for his preconceived notions. He hated to think that his baby girl was all grown up and dating, but he knew that he should be grateful it was with such a good guy.

[ifmyheartwasacanvas]

Amazon finally delivered my copy of Beast Boy loves Raven nearly a month after the release (even tho I pre-ordered A YEAR ago, thnx amazon) and I came here hoping a good soul who bought the Walmart and B&N editions would post the extras of those editions, but I can't find them.

Are y'all and Picolo really gonna make my broke ass buy the other 2 editions? I'm begging you 😩

I really liked the comic (I'm a sucker for Picolo's art, I'll eat up anything that dude creates), I only have 2 complaints about the story

First: I LOVE BBRae, but I still think their realationship was kinda rushed. I wish Kami would've taken at least another issue to evolve their relationship and get them together, but I guess we already had (kind of, but not really) 3 issues focused on them and they wanted to move forward to other characters, which is fine, but still. I think they could've moved on to other characters and evolved BBRae a bit in the background, maybe? (kind of like what she did with Damien and Max).

Second: Since I mentioned them, that is the other topic I have a problem with: Damien and Max. I can see the appeal of these two together, but I think it would've been so much better if they had established Damien as gay. A lot of people ship him with Jon (Clark's and Lois's son) already (including ~ahem~ myself) and they could have set them up for a future issue.

And I hadn't realized until D&M were hinted at in this issue, but I thought Max was already established as a lesbian? I'll reread the first issue to be sure, maybe she's bi, or maybe I just imagined it, but it would've been so awesome if she was lesbian or bi and maybe they could've introduced her in a relationship with another girl.

Since Gabriel is part of the community he could've pitched the idea to Kami for us, but I guess they didn't think about it.

C'mon guys, it's 2021 and this series is supposed to be YA, right? Some LGBT representation would be nice.

Besides that I love it, BBRae galore, conflict and action, and Gabriel's amazing illustrations, are everything I could've hoped for.

Side note: Kind of disappointed with the next issue already, I was hoping it would be Starfire, but I guess she'll feature (unless it's an origin story issue). I never really cared too much about Robin (none of them lol; ok maybe Jason).

[dewitty1]

So.....Questions...I have questions from the 70 horrible questions ... Fuck it list.

09: Do you bite your nails?

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

Ahhh Thank You, dear! (´∇ﾉ｀*)ノ

09: Do you bite your nails?

I have anxiety, so yes, unfortunately. My fingers hate me.

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?

That depends on when we are talking about. I've always been good at reading. But not necessarily doing the work about the reading, so sort of english classes (in the usa). I dabbled in a little bit of art and was ok at that. I was a great assistant - be it teacher's assistant or office assistant lol.

In college ( community college that is, or technical college) I did well in all my Culinary Arts classes for my Culinary Arts & Hospitality Management degree. And, I was starting to go for a history degree, i did well in those too, but I ran out of grant money. So Yeah, Once I applied myself I did pretty well, in basically all my classes. (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

Well that would probably be my dude (@super-ultra-mega-kami-guru-blog) And it was probably about either politics or Star Trek lolololololol. Though it could have been @thusspoketrish too. we get into some things sometimes too.

Thanks again!

(ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ more horrible questions ... Fuck it here!