#//considered just making this an hc

[mystical-strawberry-sheep]

[Text] Yep. That has to be the breast movie I've seen all year. You totally have to check it out.

Wait...

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E tu, autocorrect!?!?!?

Why!? What was this!? She was never gonna recover!!!

[kagoutiss]

pelican town, ‘72

[aardvaark]

[edit: oops, post somewhat breached containment, well at least it certainly went further than i thought]

[saturnniidae]

I think Astrid Hofferson has a bad case of the 'my childhood was wasted, I grew up too fast for something ultimately proven pointless.' Syndrome and that she deserves to get to do silly things she missed out on and take up new hobbies, even if she's not particularly good at them–it's purely for the experience yknow, and learn to finally breathe no longer needing to be on constant high alert and get to be truly happy

[alienoresimagines]

Bucky: Hey, you want some leftovers?

Buck: What's that?

Bucky: You've never had leftovers?

Buck: No, because I'm not a quitter.

Buck: Also my dad used to gamble all our savings away so I always finished my meals since I never knew when the next would be.

[triglycercule]

which sans aus do i think would believe in climate change challenge GO

horror: really sans (and by extension any classic variant) would believe in climate change due to being former scientists. like what type of scientist DOESN'T believe in climate change. so horror would believe in climate change but he'd be really damn pessimistic about it (because he's an asshole!) like he genuinely wouldn't care at all. sometimes on bad days he purposely litters. on really hot/cold days as a result of climate change he'd complain and start considering bring environmentally friendly. but he never does. horror wouldn't care at all

killer: he would believe in climate change but he similarly to horror wouldn't care. because he simply has more important things to care about (kities :3 nightmare :3) he thinks those things are somehow above climate change (dumbass!!!! nightmare would melt like wax because of climate change) but when faced with the reality that things are actually being affected by climate he'd be like damn.... this shit id actually happening and i'm contributing to it.... but then he'd immediately move on and get back to more important business

dust: climate change believer but he just does not care. like he tries not to be wasteful and litter and he probably properly uses a recycling bin but in the end he doesn't really give a shit if his efforts are really helping. also he kinda forgets sometimes and that's really not helping the globe. dust would bring it up in fights that he recycles and then people (horror an killer) would shit on him for A. being a pretentious stuck up dick who thinks hes better than everyone for being environmental and B. because he's a goddamn hypocrite that doesn't even stick to his own recycling goals. goddamn asshole

nightmare: he's smart enough to know that climate change does exist but he purposely pretends that it isn't real to piss people off (and get those delicious delicious negative emotions :3) and he'd do it so confidently and he'd belittle you so much that either you get so pissed off and irritated at him or you start questioning yourself and if climate change actually IS real? he'd make up fake sources for climate change being fake and site the mtt as his source because they used to be scientists 💀💀

ink: this fella doesn't even know what day of the week it is do you think they would remember climate change??? absolutely not. anyways ink probably has it scrawled down on his scarf: CLIMATE CHANFE EXISTS. IT WILL KILL THE CREATORS/CREATIONS. but then he still doesn't manage to remember it!!!! but if they could genuinely remember everyday i think ink would try to use less earth harmful stuff for his art and try to be environmentally friendly. key word TRY. this is the guy that goes around teleporting and fighting with ink they would litter the substance everywhere

dream: he really really struggled with grappling with the concept that YES climate change exists. YES there is enough trash out there to kill the earth. YES there is not much he can do about it. like every moral dilemma question about climate change was asked by dream (to swap) and he's very upset about climate change prior to maturing. but after maturing he knows that he can't do much to help climate change but he is FERVENTLY environmentally friendly and tries to remind everyone around him to help the earth (without shoving it down their throats because he's nice like that). if dream had the time he would probably start a nonprofit for helping the earth. he would start a nonprofit for everything actually. modern au dream where he has several nonprofit organizations to help various causes. someone out there's gonna love this idea

swap: he does. i think he would make a joke about it at first when being asked like CLIMATE'S CHANGING? I HOPE HER NEW OUTFIT LOOKS GREAT! or some dumbass fucking joke like that but this guy is even more environmentally friendly than dream. he goes to RALLIES for the environment. he would use environmentally friendly soaps and even fucking kitchen utensils. this guy is just here for saving the earth. he wants to really really believe that big corporations don't mean bad with pollution but he knows. theres no convincing himself that big corp wants to save the earth. even someone like swap who always has hope can't convince himself of that shit

cross: he would obviously believe in climate change. i actually don't know if theres someone here that i don't thinm believes in climate change yet. anyways cross would and he'd recycle regularly and try to be good at it. but accidents happen and he messed up his recycling sometimes and then he feels bad for it because the goddamn earth is gonna die if he doesn't at least contribute his part. cross is baffled by people who don't believe in it the same way i am at flat earthers. like HELLOthe rising temperatures are right there!!!!

error: doesn't care. he lives in the antivoid climate change doesn't effect him. also it would just make his job easier :3 error LAUGHS in the face of rising temperatures

now you may ask why did you decide to post this. but what you should really be asking is why not shouldn't i have posted this. the question was clearly on everyone's minds. i was just the only one brave enough to step up and determine if these fictional characters would care about our world melting to death (OBVIOUSLY)

[gen4grl]

dad red! 🍎🍊

[yesiknowimshort]

i think there’s a major miscommunication with tim’s deaths and resurrections because the comics sure like convincing us he’s dead… in reality, to the best of my knowledge, tim drake has never died.

the most common one i’ve seen is that he was resurrected in red robin, which is a mistake i can completely understand when it blatantly states:

which is false, and quickly cleared up in the next few pages:

but i believed that for a long while until i read the issue myself.

now the other two “deaths” are in arcs i have not read through, but are both instances where i believe tim stays “dead” in the eyes of other characters for x amount of time (don’t quote me on that. please correct me if it’s not).

in Detective Comics #940, he died in order to save others by directing a drone strike onto him, effectively killing himself… except he didn’t die. instead, he was kidnapped somehow, moments before complete annihilation. he didn’t die, but i guess it’s the thought that counts?

he also faked his death and assumed another fake identity during the war between Prime-Earth and Earth-2. so this one is a complete cop-out imo since he didn’t believe he had died, nor did he intend to really.

all in all, tim drake wants to be a part of the dead robins club so bad, and honestly at this point, let’s just let him.

hc he died however you like, i just wanted to clear up any misunderstanding.

[four-bastard-bustle]

Gee Zelda...

[mothbeasts]

actually I will say something. tired of being in fandom spaces and seeing the women get demonized while the men with the same/similar character traits either get sanded down and excused OR get called "babygirl" and such.

[rainofthetwilight]

wait guys why are we shipping euphrasia and vania again????

euphrasia is probably around sora and arin's age, right? like 15 or 16? and vania would've been around atleast 18 in season 13 for her to be coronated as queen, and even if she wasn't that age, with the amount of time passing from then till dr would make her in her 20s (whether early or mid) by now so uh...yknow???

[1-800-crscnt]

Rex being more serious / by-the-book than Cody makes more sense to me. The way I see it, Cody's effort to turn his battalion into a loyal, no-nonsense, well-oiled machine works extremely well, so while he is still pretty serious, he and his men can joke around and "goof off" a bit more in somewhat relaxed settings because he knows they're all good enough to afford it. Rex, on the other hand, has Anakin also leading his battalion, which is pretty self-explanatory. He is in many situations where he has to improvise a lot and be more lax on rules, and i'd love to go into detail, but he generally has to operate on "it depends" 90% of the time. His seriousness can be used to balance out his battalion and General's behavior and personalities when necessary, like sticking to makeshift rules for particularly dangerous moments, and for static rules that offer a lot of freedom but keep his men alive (e.g., allowing troopers to suddenly steal an enemy tank without permission, but they are required to tell him & do xyz beforehand if they don't want to be killed).

[irregularbillcipher]

bill cipher is the character ever. he swears in cartoon sound effects. he has beef with a baby. he didn't know what colors were until he was like at least 27. he's the most powerful being to ever visit earth. he only exists in dreams. he's an alcoholic. he's a victorian. he almost certainly worked retail. he doesn't know about his own gender. he also doesn't care about his own gender. he's depressed. he likes silly straws. he knows everything. he's stupid as shit. he thinks that normal is just a setting on a washing machine. he's touchy about his sides being uneven. he's a flatland oc. he's owned by disney. he responds to "willy." he thinks in all caps. he has a reddit account

[t4tozier]

thinking about porter shotgunning smoke into jace’s mouth so he can be the one who gets him higher.

[jaratedeguadalupe]

janus the type of guy to change a Wikipedia article to win an argument 

[thottybrucewayne]

"Latino Jason headcanon! I looooooooove Latino Jason headcanons!"

Okay, what kind of Latino? Dominican? Puerto Rican? Mexican? Cuban? Do you think that he's half Latino and half something else? Do you still think that he's white? Do you know that there are white Latinos? "Latino" is not a race, so if you want him to be of color just saying "latino jason <3" doesn't fully cover it. He literally could be any race and still be Latino. Does he speak Spanish fluently or is he a no sabo kid? If so, why? Are his parents first or second gen? Did he watch shows for movies from their country of origin as a kid? Does he have any connection to his culture? Yall don't think about any of these things like at all and its clear you don't care you just want your "ambiguously brown man" headcanon so you can feel better about not not engaging with ANY canonically of color characters like ever. If you "Love" Latino Jason so much, the least you could do is try to portray him authentically.