#/j this is a joke please dont hurt me

[fourdancingmoths]

"Find yourself a corrupt pathetic man to call babygirl" no find yourself a corrupt pathetic woman to call babyboy too my god is feminism even real anymore

[whale-the-genius]

HOLY SHIT EVIL ME BLOG EVIL ME BLOG HI!!!

die

[thewispsings]

it’s never over | sebastian vettel

pairing: sebastian vettel x actress!reader

summary: ten fateful years ago, y/n and sebastian vettel broke up, breaking hearts all over the world. present day, y/n starts leaving small hints about finding another lover. the world goes crazy.

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ynandsebplscomeback: we are gathered here today, to mourn the loss of yn and sebastian vettels relationship. 10 years ago today, their breakup was announced, shattering the hearts of millions. please, we ask for a ten minute silence from you all, thank you.

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user1: pls-i can’t take this rn 💔

user2: IT BEEN TEN YEARS??????

user3: ten depressing ass years

user4: the way we all thought they were coming back when they were sennas memorial tribute 🧍

user5: THEY WERE TALKING AND GIGGLING IT UP!!!!!! THEY TRICKED US 💔

redbullracing: 💔💔.

user6: i honestly think nobody was more hurt about the breakup then the redbull admin. they have been liking y/n+seb content since they broke up 😭😭

user7: THEY BROKE UP SO SEB COULD FOCUS ON HIS CAREER. HE NO LONGER HAS A CAREER SO THEY NEED TO GET BACK TOGHER RIGHT NOW.

user8: i remember when seb announced his retirement and everyone was so happy??? because this meant a more chance of y/n and him getting back together 😭

user9: i can’t do this right now. maybe tomorrow. not today.

user10: everyday i pray they get back together, today i will pray harder.

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yourusername: calm days 💗

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user11: no….no…no this can’t be

user12: who tf is that

user13: WHAT IS THIS?? ON THE TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY?? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

user14: m-maybe that’s seb?? pls cmon tell me it’s seb. y/n i beg.

user15: you’re dating another white man and it ISNT seb??? this is unacceptable.

redbullracing: why would you do this to me

yourusername: ?

user16: DONT. do not. question mark us right now.

user17: THAT ISNT SEB Y/N AND YOU KNOW IT.

user18: guys don’t worry!! that’s definitely seb!! just look at the finger tips…i compared them to other pictures of seb and it’s literally him!

user19: this is what crazy looks like

charles_leclerc: 🤩🤩

user20: WHAT DO YOU KNOW CHARLES

user21: SEE because if it WASNT seb charles definitely wouldn’t have commented. he’s the biggest y/n+seb shipper, behind the redbull admin ofc

user22: unless i see that man man’s face, and im 1003847% certain it isn’t seb. i will continue to believe that it is sebastian and they reconnected and are planning to live happily ever after 😝😝

user23: can you guys stop harassing y/n for moving on after 10 years 😑😑

user24: seb and y/n haven’t dated anyone since they split. i feel like it’s time for her to move on. this is good for her

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sebastianvettel: calmer days!

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user25: wait a damn minute

user26: ITS HAPPENING STAY CALM EVERYONE STAY FUCKING CALM

user27: that’s y/ns leg. i fucking know it.

user28: AND HER HAND!! ITS HER FUCKING HAND GUYS!!

user29: WAR IS OVER

user30: omg wait i’m crying

user31: istg if this turns out to NOT be y/n. i will be killing myself.

redbullracing: are those the birds chirping? the sun shining?

user32: i know admin is jump in up and down in happiness

user33: OKAY GUYS WIAT WAIT WAIT J BEED TO PROCESS THIS. I NEED TIME

charles_leclerc: ❤️❤️

user34. HE KBEW!! HE FUCKING KNEW!!

user34: wait he knew….

user34: YOU FUCKING KNEW AND DIDNT SAY ANYTHING FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG?? YOU SICK SICK FUCK

user35: nobody will ever understand how happy i am right now

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sebastianvettel: happy one year anniversary to my beautiful beautiful wife ❤️❤️ here’s to many more!

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redbullracing: what

redbullracing: is this a joke?

redbullracing: please don’t mess with me like this

redbullracing: OMG

redbullracing: OH MY GOD

user36: holy. fucking. shit.

user37: you sick fuckers. YOU HAVE SEEN WHAT YOUR BREAKUP CAUSED AND ALL THIS TIME YOUVE BEEN MARRIED???

user38: FOR A WHOLE ASS YEAR NO LESS

user39: i don’t know if im happy that your married or mad that you LET ME THINK YOU WERE STILL BROKEN UP

user40: so many mixed emotions rn

user41: this is making my head hurt…in a good way

user42: THIS MEANS THEY WERE TIGTHER DURING THE SENNA TRIBUTE. I FUCKING KNEW IT.

charles_leclerc: happy one year 👏👏❤️

user43: okay but how did charles keep this a secret…

user44: RIGHT?? i feel liked he’d be the first to accidentally say something 😭

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yourusername: my beautiful beautiful husband 💗 one year down! many more to come!!

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redbullracing: my god it’s real…

redbullracing: MY GOD ITS REAL

redbullracing: AHHHHHH

user45: this is the most relatable thing ever

user46; thank you gods 🙏🙏🙏

user47: ive reached peak happiness

user48: okay but when are we getting wedding pics???🤨

user49: NO FUCK THIS. i need a timeline of EVERYTHING. when they met, when the got together, when they b-broke up, WHEN THEY STARTED DATING AGAIN??, when they got engaged, AND WHEN THEY GOT FUCKING MARRIED???

user50: what kills me is that we will probably never get this information 💔💔

user51: i can die peacefully now, thank you y/n ❤️

. . .

notes; my first seb smau, hope you enjoy!! :)

[the-s1lly-corner]

Caine x reader who can do impressions/alter their voice

actually i lied i might write this one and then lay down since my stomach hurt. i, dumbly, decided to quickly drink a bottle of water in less than 5 minutes and its kind of upsetting my stomach. "oh im dehydrated, let me just get all the water in now to solve the problem faster" no you dumbdumb!! thats how you get queasy!!!

oh hes going to ask you to mimic just about everyone in the circus. him, pomni, bubble, kinger. literally everyone. this includes NPCs too, if they can speak hes going to ask you to try to mimic the voice

god forbid he finds out you can copy sound effects too... youd never hear the end of it

no but hes going to have so much fun watching you just. switch up your voice

i dont know if this was just me, but do you guys remember watching people do cartoon character impressions and being totally mesmerized by it/impressed? thats caine. like yeah sure its safe to assume he can probably also copy other peoples voices, with him being an AI... but seeing someone else do it just hits different!

oh please please utilize your talent to make him laugh, hes going to be giggling the entire time

lean in to kiss him and do a peter griffin voice/j

cant tell if he would be mortified or bust out laughing... maybe both, probably a first few seconds of terror before he starts cackling

not many ideas for this one this is more so a "type of reader i think caine can have fun with" post

going back to the sound effect idea just know that if he ever has an IHA based around the circus members having to do a show, just know youre likely going to fall into the sound effects/music person for the show; be it because caine made the IHA naturally put you in that position or another circus member puts you there

will absolutely go insane if you copy his voice

"mimicry is the highest form of flattery, my dear" except hes half joking, he genuinely is a little flustered that you would want to have his voice

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

AITA for telling my coworker what to do?

I (26f) am a nurse. Alex is a tech. She's 29f. In case you don't work in Healthcare, typically the way things work is you have the registered nurse, then licensed practical nurse, then the patient care tech/certified nurse assistant. The licensed nurse is like a registered nurse, except there are a few things they can't do.

Anyways, Alex is a tech and in school to become a nurse. I know she is nervous about her tests so far. We worked together and are assigned the same area. We talked on and off throughout the night, and everything seemed to be going well! We laughed and joked, we had serious discussions pertaining to family. All seemed fine.

I noticed after another nurse's patient had passed, Alex became quiet. I assumed it was because the patient had passed away (please note we had no direct care with this patient).

Well, she went to go do something in one kf my patient's room. I asked her "hey, when you're in there do you mind getting the vital signs?" My thought process was, if she is going in the room and waking them up, why not get vitals to consolidate care. Now, vital signs are the techs job to get. She only said "yeah I know" and didn't do them. Which meant she would have to go back in the patient's room in an hour, waking them up again (its the middle of the night).

I didnt say anything, its her the patient's will get mad at not me, I do feel bad for the patient's to get woken up again though. I do not say that to her.. i said nothing about it.. An hour passes, and she's sitting on her phone. I don't really care once the work is done. I look up from my phone, saw that it was getting late and asked, " What time were you planning to get vitals-"

Alex cut me off and said," im not stupid I know I need to do it." I immediately responded, " I never said you were. Im sorry if it came across that way uhh I...sorry?" Alex responded "You telling me I need to do vitals, I know when it needs done. It makes it seem you think I'm dumb." I responded "I dont think you're dumb. I genuinely just wanted to know when you planned on getting the vitals because I also have to go in some rooms and we can go in together. Consolidate care. That way they can sleep"

She rolled her eyes but went to get vitals *which i didn't even care if she got that second or later* and I said again "i really am sorry if it offended you that wasn't my intent. I don't think you are dumb." To which she said "uh-huh, yeah okay".

We have worked together a few other times and she's never said or acted like this. I recalled all of our conversations throughout the night, and there was nothing that could have been misconstrued to her thinking I thought she was dumb.

Before we left i asked if she was okay cause she seemed upset and she brushed it off (this was my attempt to let her tell me she was hurt or not).

I dont know what I did to cause her to think she was dumb, I understand in theory what she was saying, but nothing had happened of me telling her what to do prior to that moment, and in my mind even then I wasnt telling her what to do j was asking her. I thanked her for her help multiple times throughout the night, and before we left after j asked if she was okay I said thank you for your help.

AITA?

What are these acronyms?

[chasing-that-jackson]

Look, I didn't want to be praetor. Or be responsible for people, but here I am!

Hey, before you ask. Yes, my dad's the famous Percy Jackson, yes, my mother is Annabeth Chase. But I'm not going to live in their shadow! I'm making my own path! But before all the epic monologues, I'm Charlotte Sally Jackson, but you can just call me Charlie. Or anything other than "Da Big C" (I WILL fight you, Cassie). I'm the praetor of New Rome, along with Ambrose Asher! Now here's some stuff about me !

Name: Charlotte Sally Chase - Jackson.

Alias: Charlie, Char-char , Goldfish (come on, dad.), Praetor Jackson, Jackson, Lottie.

Age: 16 Sexuality: Bisexual :D

Weapons: a trident named "Thalassa" (the sea) given to her by Poseidon. It can change shape at will, as it is made of pure water, her mother's Yankees cap.

Relations: Perseus Jackson (father) , Annabeth Chase-Jackson (mother), Cassandra Hestia Chase (sister), Sally Jackson (Grandmother) , Poseidon, Athena.

Personality: changeable like the sea" and hard to predict — with the important exception that she is extremely loyal to her friends and family. Sarcastic and goody at most times, but works great under pressure. Doubtful in her own skills but she believes a hell of a lot in others. The occasional temper is present, of course, but she wouldn't be a Jackson without it, amirite?

Fatal flaw: Overly giving/overly dedicated. She gives every part of her to a task, to a person. Even if she doesn't have anymore to give. She'll die trying.

Relationship with family: HUGE daddy's girl, but they always just roast each other. Loves her mom too, of course, but sometimes she's just too..overbearing. Too strict. Gets along great with her sister, who is 1 year younger than her. Her relationship with her grandma and grandpa (Sally and Paul) is also pretty good, they spoil her rotten (in a good way!). Vibes with Poseidon, kind of vibes with Athena until..a certain event. Now she's steely towards her. She's fond of Hestia and Apollo as they resonate with her.

Fears: small spaces, loss of loved ones/family, tests, drowning.

Sexuality : Bisexual, demiromantic

Hobbies: playing the guitar, occasional drawing, surfing, listening to audiobooks, joking around and learning new things. My sister, Cassandra is 15!

"You are too giving. You will give yourself to save others, to make others better, to make others feel better, even if you are great danger. In pain, you smile at those around you because you know they'll hurt if you dont. And in the end, legacy of Poseidon, it will be your downfall."

Songs that play constantly on my battered headphones (dad, buy me new ones , please :()

Seven nation army - The white stripes

Teenagers - MCR

Run, boy Run - Woodkid

What's up danger? - Blackway and Black Caviar

And many, many more! Feel free to come ask for song recs, because my music taste is as amazing as my fighting skills, haha.

People I know!:

@percy-jackson-xxx - My super amazing cool dad whose kinda stupid .... (I love you please don't throw me into the pool 😔)

@ineedtoescapefromreality - Echo and Rosalyn Mclean! (Rosalyn, teach me how to be as cool as you :[ and Echo just like. High five, dude ✌️), Auntie Piper and Shel's kids!

@daffy-not-a-duck - Daphne (I am not writing your complete name dude it's so long???) Uncle Nico and Will's daughter! (I like your parents, but you?? ew..........)

@iggy-mini-miny-moe - IGGGGGGYYYYY AYYYY (adhd bestie frfr, let's go commit arson) Uncle Leo and Jason's son! (Uncle Leo's tacos are amazing btw) @violent-cinnamonroll - Aria!( i appreciate chu bestie <333) Auntie Clarisse and Silena's kid! (Auntie clarisse scares me. pls dont pummel me to ground :()

@olivernotfound - Ollieeee! (Better than his sister :D) Uncle Nico and Wills second kid! (Who I like a lot more. High five, bro)

@notwillingtobefound - Will Valdez!! (Bros music taste is top tier?? How??) Uncle Leo and Jason's kid! @the-poison-and-the-sky - Belldonna Jackson-Chase! My older sister! (she hears everything/j) @daredevil-larue - Lucine La Rue ! Auntie Clarisse and Auntie Silena's other daughter! (super cool blue hair hehe <33) @praetor-ambrose-asher - Ambrose Asher, My fellow praetor! (muscles. end sentence. thats it. MUSCLE-)

Ooc notes:

Occasionally, other characters will appear on this blog as I imagine them. This will include Percy , Annabeth, and Cassie! (Any post by them will have their name at the end)

Tags:

praetor charlie on the chase - Charlotte ic

cassie snoops around - notes from cassie

parents are parenting - notes from Annabeth or Percy

the jackson two - both Cassie and charlie together!

In the praetors- ooc

Duck tales- with the idiotic (and pretty) Daffy Duck

Fireboy and watergirl - w/mah bro Iggy!!! We besties fr (stop burning down my freaking kitchen??)

Deathboy and Skatergirl - w/mah other bro ollie!! (Stop being so oblivious because Iggy clearly l- *gets slapped*) the ultimate cool girls - w/super cool girl, Rosalyn! awkward silence - w/ echo (quiet, but awesome)

Please remember, this is not a multi character blog, but just appearances by others! Thanks for reading. No nsfw . I'm a minor 😎.

So, that's me! Ever need anything, I'm always up in the praetors office, or around the stables. Till we meet again, this is Charlie signing off!

That was so cheesy, Char. - Cassie

[red-velvet-0w0]

INTRO POST

Im just a silly little person with an ocean obsession who lives in your phone.

My names are Erin/Eris/Eve/Jess/Red (Erin or Eris is preferred, but I'm fine with any of them)

She/They preferred, but you can call me anything so long as it is NOT he/him (on the same note, if you call me man/dude/bro/guy I will flood your house)

Im a minor (17 years old), and am trans and a Massive Lesbian

proud Californian 😎🇺🇸🦅 (or at least as proud as you can be of california because dear god this state and this country is an absolute joke but hey its better than florida right? at least is some aspects?) (/j /lh)

If you're a terf, a homophobe, or a pedophile: go away please okay? Otherwise pretty much anybody is welcome here so long as you arent hurting anybody

Im an artist, animator, and a game designer (i have a youtube and an itch.io page but neither of them have much on them) (im uh. not quite as good at finishing projects as i am at starting them)

I have an alt account @red-gamedev-0w0 which is where i post about games im working on.

my DMs, asks, and anons are always open if you wanna be silly, and honestly it really makes my day when i get a message. only rules are no anon hate (if you send me any anon hate i will either just delete the message or mock you, you wont actualy make me feel sad so dont bother) and no being horny (unless we know each other and thats how we interact, or unless you send me a message saying "hey im going to say something that might be horny to you if youre comfortable" as a heads up)

I have a silly little OC universe, please please please please please ask me to infodump to you about them please I am begging you.

I AM VERY STRONGLY AGAINST AI ART. (and just. generative AI in general) (yes that includes chat gpt and character AI)

I am... incredibly normal about the ocean. I have healthy and reasonable emotions I feel when i think about it. dont question why "erins ocean posting" is one of my most used tags its totaly healthy trust me (is it a religious thing? a sexual thing? a gender thing? you will literaly never know)

The fandoms im in are: Tiger Tiger, Aurora Webcomic, The Mechanisms, Life Series, Hermitcraft, Mineraft, Marble Hornets, Terraria, Hollow Knight, Celeste, Hades, Camp Here And There, Murder Drones, The Magnus Podcasts, Epic the Musical, Hello From the Hallowoods, Witherburn After School News, Dont Hug Me Im Scared, The Locked Tomb, Hatchetfield, Centaurworld, Amphibia, Epithet Erased, Kid Vampire, and Bigtop Burger (+ a few more but those are the ones you'll see the most of) (Red means highly likely to post about it, purlple means very unlikely to post about it often)

#1 Killers fan (their best album is Sams Town and the best song is Bones and thats a fact)

I really, really hate Dantes Inferno and the Sierpinski triangle

Id love to be friends, enemies, or really anything in between if you let me.

Tags I use (in case you want to block them):

#erins cryptic ramblings (generic tag)

#erins ocean posting (for ocean related posts)

#axe and erins dnd bullshit (for when im talking about dnd with one of my mutuals)

#the forever day (my OCs)

#erin answers asks (self explanitory)

#erin talks about life /#erin rants about life (also self explanitory)

#erins tumblr ad saga (my compilation of all the worst ads this hellsite has to offer)

And that’s about it!

Nice to meet you!

[thefanboyhub]

Bronte headcanons?!??!

(Sorry if I've already asked you that)

Do you want to give Bronte a kiss on the forehead and cuddles???

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I LOVE HIM MORE THI OBVI ALSO YESSSSSSS I DO AND YES I WILL GIVE YOU MY HEADCANNONS

He started the whole vampire shit with humans. He was so emo and brooding and all that silly stuff when humans were around and it made the myth/legend of vampires.

He actually loves his curly hair but refuses to be taken as a joke so he keeps his hair buzzed. (Too many people said he looked soft with his curly hair long)

If he were to step down from the council it would be to adopt a child. DONT ASK ME WHY I JUST HAVE A FEELING HE WOULD OK.

Use to be reckless and wild until he accident hurt people he cares about which set him down the path to becoming what he is today.

Is more up to date with the times than any other ancient elf. He is actually surprisingly patient and loves to learn the new stuff no matter how hard he tries to bullshit it and say he doesn't care and all that emo bs.

If he cares about you he's very attentive and does a lot of silent acts of service; like making food and having it sent to you and all that jazz. But it's hard for anyone to get in his heart, mostly because he takes his job seriously.

Definitely not straight. His sassy ass is most definitely bisexual but also not really into anyone. He just thinks everyone is hot and doesn't think much farther than that.

The OG emo/goth but when he was younger he was the OG punk/scene kid. Don't ask, I just know it ok.

When not sober he's literally the softest and silliest guy ever: one time he flirted with Emery while drunk (he made an excuse the next day saying he thought Emery was a women while drunk. It was a lie. He knew.)

Switches from the parent of the council to the bratty child who doesn't like complying with the group.

Very close with Oralie, even before Sophie. He was one of the few people to support her and actively gossips with her. They are besties your honor.

He used to be much sillier and laid back when he first joined the council but after the thousands of years and all that he's seen he learned to become cold and do what has to do.

Out of all the council he would be the least likely to have his mind shatter from guilt: especially if the guilt would be murder of any kind. He's seen a lot and he's desensitized to it in a sense. He wouldn't feel an ounce of guilt if it was to protect the helpless.

He is very against hurting helpless people in any kind. He was only aggressive with Sophie because he knew she wasn't helpless and that she was probably dangerous; He never wished her to be harmed in the way she was. Even when inflicting he went easy on her.

I also think he only basically bullied Sophie to push her to be better to prove him wrong. He did not want her to be evil, so he was the bad that pushed her to do good ifykwim.

Likes to nap any chance he gets. He just likes how comfy his bed is tbh.

Not fond of land animals unless they're fluffy as all hell and adores sea creatures.

Use to hate change when he was younger and now he's so used to change that he handles it the best out of anyone on the council.

Mourns his old friends as if they were dead because he cannot connect with anyone due to his job. Secretly thinks of Oralie and Emery as his friends but never tell him. (They know and they also don't say anything.)

Emery and Him have kissed. I just know it.

Disassociates a lot. Dawg is traumatized, like he's been alive for how long? Ain't no way he ain't traumatized.

Anyways

That's all <3

(I could make this man smile I swear I could. Like I could make him happy. Once chance Bronte PLEASE. AGE IS JUST A NUMBER 😭/J)

[aceofstars0]

𝔹𝕆𝕌ℕ𝔻𝔸ℝ𝕀𝔼𝕊

Just realized I never clarified my boundaries so here they are!

Please don't sexualize me at all.

I'll tolerate it for my characters, like if you draw them in something revealing-ish, but don't post them like, naked, or anything.

Do not ship me (the person, not my ocs) with anyone.

Always ask if you can ship my ocs with someone.

Respect my sexuality, gender, and pronouns, please.

If i don't like you or don't feel comfortable around you, I WILL block you. I've done it before. Do not take this as me starting drama.

Please don't send in those ask games like "send this to 5 amazing people!" I know I'm perfect /j and will probably ignore most of them.

Don't over-compliment me please :)

Light hearted teasing is absolutely fine as long as it's clear it's not you being mean

Do NOT call me stupid or make fun of me, EVEN as a joke. I've found that even if I know it's a joke, it still affects me, and i quite like being happy.

Don't send me hate. I don't care to deal with dumbasses and you'll just be blocked. This is my happy space, I really dont care if you think my account is cringe

Please don't talk to me about religion, I don't want to accidentally hurt anyone just because I was hurt <3

If you want tor epost my art, please ask me! I will likely just tell you to credit me but I still want to know where my art is going.

Do not steal, trace, put into ai, or claim my art/work as your own.

Please don't vent to me unless we're close mutuals

Respect my DNI list. It's on my pinned post.

You can absolutely use my characters in a post as long as it's not for something stupid or creepy or weird or anything like that. Just be normal as normal as people on here can be. Always tag and credit me!

If I tell you or someone or something I love you/them/it, it is always platonic unless your name is Howl Jenkins Pendragon.

Spam liking/reblogging is encouraged!

I may add or remove things from this list in the future, but i will block you if I want to. You can ask me why or appeal it. Honestly most of this is as simple as being a good human being, so I trust that people on here will be able to follow it! The fact that I haven't had to post this says a lot about how kind and respectful you all are!

[halucynator]

Hellllooo,

Omg I really needed more swiftie mutuals <3

Please rant about all things you like, i love rants, gosh we seem to have so many close interests, I am not a writer tho, but I do read, effectively making me a reader which doesn't sound as cool, now that I think about it.

My fav Taylor song at the moment is "Slut!". I cannot get that out of my head. I mean "got lovesick all over my bed", I die a little everytime I hear that.

Fav Olivia song at the moment is logical (kinda like you username aah). I still CANNOT get over "can't take a joke, can't get you off". Like please kill me already.

Fav Sabrina song at the moment is probably "because i liked a boy". (damn who hurt me?)

And fav conan song at the moment, "Lookalike"

Tell me yours?

Nyc.

xx

hiiii

omg thank you thank you thank youuuu <33

okay so i love a lot of things some of them are pretty questionable but I'm questionable literally ask anyone on the discord server so its fine. anywhoo, i love taylor, maisie, gracie, phoebe, alix page, lucy (dacus not myself I'm not THAT narcissistic), olivia hardy (from wasia project) julien, conan, liv, sab (and @loserdiaz but that's a known fact) and so many other people to the point that even i cant keep track. oh and i love laufey, mitski and lyn lapid just bc.

my current fav by wasia project is petals on the moon but ur so pretty especially live from the studio is so gooddd

anywayss, reading is really cool thats how i got into writing (which is the best thing ever ik /hj) i also really really like reading bc it makes me smart and it's super fun

which is your favourite book series?? mine is lockwood and co as if you couldn't already tell by the amount of times I've mentioned it i also really love agggtm series bc why wouldn't it its so good. I'm sure i love so many more book series but my memory sucks (it does not but I'm lazy so I'll use that as an excuse)

anywhooo, i love scream which is weird bc i watched the first one when i was 10 (i know, who let me do that???) and i... liked it? (I'm very questionable i know) but i also tend to rant about it as if its real life (like WHY DID THEY KILL OF *insert name of dead character* IM SO MAD) and not a movie so I'm a bit annoying sometimes but pls don't tell me that otherwise I'll start crying /j

hmm my favourite taylor song atm would be "is it over now?" or "now that we don't talk" bc at the moment i resonate so well with those songs (ikr my life sounds like a nightmare: it is but it isn't really? idk) at yes i totally agree with the "got lovesick all over my bed statement but" also "love thorns all over this rose" and omg "you're not saying you're in love with me, BUT !! YOURE !! GONNA !! DO !!" like who gave taylor the right to be such a mastermind (funny, right? no? okay.) like the entire song, heck the entire album is so GOOD. HER ENTIRE DISCOGRAPHY IS SO GOOD. (this is totally normal fan behaviour btw)

favourite liv song atm is probably lacy but i love all of the songs all the album (and yes logical is soooo good i mean i have to love it otherwise my url is meaningless) but my favourite lyric from the entire album is probably "we both drew blood but man THOSE CUTS were NEVER EQUAL!!" from the grudge (also one of my top 3) bc that hits DEEP. (bc the cuts were deep, i know I'm so funny /j)

favourite sab song atm is prolly cindy lou who / opposite (been there) / a nonsense christmas. i cheated but i simply cant choose one shes too good. also super funny bc cindy lou who and opposite are like sad vibes and then a nonsense christmas i want you to [redacted] and [redacted] me on the couch while we [redacted] presents (sorry i just think I'm so funny when I'm not but dont tell me that i wanna be a stand up comedian no I'm just kidding I'm not a failure. IM JOKING) (also regarding bc i liked a boy, I agree. who hurt you???)

anyways, my favourite conan song atm is prolly the best known option "heather" BUT i also like "the cut that always bleeds" the entire of kid krow tbh

okay i wrote a lot asdxcasdcvafd sorry

alsooo, you didnt ask this but my favourite gracie abrams song atm is "where do we go now?" and "cedar" (you arent mine) bc its such a heartbreaking song especially when you can relate to it. ooh and i also love camden, painkillers, rockland and long sleeves but they're all pretty depressing so if you don't like sad songs they're prolly not for you.

and THANK YOU for this ask this was so fun send me more sometimes <333

[slowlydelightfulhologram]

hello! im chrysanthos or chrys for short, or just call me my old nickname, ardemo !

welcome to my tumblr account !

IMPORTANT !

i have outism so please dont be hard on me, by that i do not mean "love me or get banned suckers😡😡😡" i mean that if you in any way hate me, please scroll or whatever it is on tumblr (I am new on tumblr).

another thing, im a minor, wich means i can make many mistakes on my way of doing stuff, so if i hurt you in any way, i truly Apologize.

AND ANOTHER THING, I eat snails /j

wait wait wait.... also comissions are closed for now

anyways i hope you like my posts

love me or get banned suckers 😡😡😡... just joking lol

[y0d00p]

mk x dmk is the most onceler ship to ever exist, stop lying to yourself and embrace the cringe /j

(im not angry please dont be intimidated by the wall of text lmao) i know you're just joking but, that's the thing, it's never been "selfcest" to me because they're entirely different people? i'm sort of a Kirby Old so the whole "summoned by the mirror from the darkness inside meta knight" just doesn't vibe with me because when amazing mirror came out that shit wasn't in the game and i wrote a whole fic/universe around the idea that the mirror world was just a full alternate dimension with inexplicably mirrored inhabitants with their own universe and history and it's always been and will always be my Thing

to you, and to others that accept that bit of info, yeah for sure it is a very onceler ship, but my idea of it and content of it has never been that. but uhh... just like people scream "metasusie is abuse" and "kirby can't be an adult", people see me as shipping something i'm not because my headcanons don't align and choose to judge me over it and, it's a bit hurtful, and it's alienating :( this is why i vehemently defend metasusie shippers even if it's not my cup of tea. cuz i know that feel

and this isn't even getting into the fact that "selfcest" is the most asinine thing to clutch pearls over anyways. the idea of meta knight slowly accepting and falling in love with a literal manifestation of the darkness in his heart fucking rules? like go play final fantasy 14 dark knight job quests, lol

again i know you're just joking! i'm not lashing out at you at all. the jokes are cool when they're in good faith, god knows i make them all the time. it's just been a while since i talked about this, it's an important discussion to me like. i just want to enjoy a series i love and indulge in a silly ship that reminds me of me and my partner and makes me happy and people have to be weird and mean about it

[short-black-diamond]

YOU GOTTA STOP ME DIA!!!!!!

I can’t help it.

Okay so you remember H? Yeah

Never had a gf!! (As far as im aware lmaooo)

Hes single

We are closer friends recently !! And and we send stupid videos going “me n who” to eachother cause single loool and are actually super alike

And our mutual friend R said “your literally the girl version of H” LMFAO

Its not a crush crush its more like

I love being friends but would say yes if you ask me out??? Yk? Like if nothing happens i wouldnt be upset:))

Hes just so nice!!! And fucking funny

He fixed my hair today and stuff 🤭 thehehe

AGH!!

Plus i posted a tiktok about small things that i like such as people taking photos of me without me noticing and he done it the otherday AGHHH

Im also not too sure if he has a crush on his best friend cause when he mentions his best friend people go “yeah friend” as if it’s obvious like he had/has a crush on her or if its a running joke

EITHERWAY!! if we stay friends forever i dont mind!!! :D

Healthy crushes>>>

(Giggling to myself)

- feeling slightly better about myself🍓

(Also pretty sure ex bf J used me so fuck him!!!!!)

No.

absolute no.

you will focus on your studies to become an independent woman and have men crawling after you (because they are not worth to be on eye-level with you) and beg on their knees to have a chance with you.

You will become a rich woman who can take care of her stuff just fine.

I am not telling you this because i am tired of you falling in love over and over again, because love itself is a beautiful thing.

I am telling you because I want my strawberry to become a wonderful bush, not cut or scratched or bent, you hear me?

Sure, you can do whatever you want as this is your life.

just...be careful.

do not trust him too quickly. no kisses. no touching. (sorry for acting like such a mom.)

I don't want your heart to be broken again. boys and men are not really well trusted creatures, as we know by now.

...

my love,

please don't think that I don't want you to be happy, because I really do.

I want you to have all the fun you have in this world. laugh until your stomach hurts, until you have tears of happiness rolling down your eyes and your cheeks hurt from smiling too wide.

I want you to focus more on your education more though, okay? sure, flirting with boys is fun and all, and I'm not saying that you're wasting your time, but I'd rather you focus more on learning than chatting with boys who are most probably not even worth a sliver of your attention.

Please be careful with H, my love.

-your very concerned dia.

[zvdvdlvr]

- 𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐚𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭

navi.

𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: 𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒏𝒆 𝒙 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: 𝒇𝒍𝒖𝒇𝒇

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A = Admiration (what do they absolutely adore about you?)

Firm believer that your humour, natural grace, and physical features drew him in first. Your patience - for him and in general - definately is adored by him.

B = Body (what is their favorite part of your body?)

LOVES your hands (i'm a hands person and it shows lol). Loves when you play with his hair, give him a smack every once in awhile for making a particularly snide comment, and especially when you hold his hand.

C = Cuddling (how do they like to cuddle?)

Loves to just lay on you. Not a fan of spooning unless bro is exhausted, but will big spoon you if you need the sleep. Probably a whiny guy in his sleep if he can't get to sleep at just the right temperature.

D = Dates (what does their ideal date with you look like?)

You + him + Rampion. Probably would take you up to look at the stars and talk about things on your mind. An on Earth date would probably be a little different. Dependinng on the day, Thone might take you to a (fancy) restaurant and legit spoil tf out of you because you deserve it. If it's a slower, lazier day, Thorne would pack some stuff up and y'all would go out on a little picnic date somewhere out in the open

E = Emotions (how do they express emotion around you?)

By joking around. If Thorne got particularly emotional during the day, he would sit down with you and try to talk things through.

F = Family (do they want one? If they do, when?)

Not particularly, but if you wanted one was another story. Would probably prefer adoption over anything, but if you wanted biological kids Thorne is down for that too :)

G = Gifts (how do they feel about gift giving? What are their habits when it comes to this?)

Not much of a gift giver unless there's an occasion, but if you or Thorne's away for awhile, he'll pick something up for you that he thinks you'll like.

H = Holding Hands (when/how do they like to hold hands?)

Whenever he sees people watching you or him. He knows that before Cinder became queen, he would often completely disregard almost anything, but now learns to protect what's his and has become very protective tbh

I = Injury (how would they act if you got hurt?)

A mix of anger and some other unnameable emotions. If you guys got together before Levana fell, please expect Thorne to be a hoverer. Even if he'll completely deny his feelings, he's a worrywort.

J = Jokes (do they like to joke around with or prank you? how?)

Not much of a prankster to you, but will 100% make jokes - specifically inside jokes. Inside jokes are super special to Thorne, and reminding you of a funny situation that has happened before always makes him happy

K = Kisses (how do they like to kiss you?)

Me personally in my humble author opinion, Thorne likes that lettle exhale of contentment and your little mewls.

L = Love (how do they show you they love you?)

hovering like a helicopter. Thorne keeps an eye on you, especially if you're recovering from an injury.

M = Memory (favorite memory together?)

When you first held hands

N = Nightmare (what is their worst fear?)

During Levana's reign: You being killed under her orders or him being forced to kill you

After Levana's reign: getting amnesia and forgetting everything about you

O = Oddity (what is one quirk they have?)

A total mother when worried. Other than that, Thorne used to wear multiple layers of underwear as a kid idk i dont make the rules

P = Pet Names (what do they like to call you?)

He calls you: babe, a variation of your name, something to do with an inside joke

You call him: Captain, Thorn, automobile (because of his name and an inside joke lmao)

Q = Quality Time (how do they like to spend time with you?)

Either: a.) in the ship cruisin' b.) in cinder's silly goofy lunar castle home c.) sleeping

R = Rhythm (what song reminds you of them?)

yellow by coldplay

how to save a life by the fray

heart-shaped box by nirvana

S = Secrets (how open are they with you?)

somewhat closed off until a good 5 or 6 months into your relationship

T = Time (how long did it take you to get together?)

As previosuly stated, thorne denies his feelings at every turn, so probably a year maybe? all depends on how much rizz you have /j

U = Upset (how do they act when you’re upset?)

Angry upset -> loud, snappy, direct,

Sad upset -> quiet, avoiding most eye contact, shuts down,

V = Vaunt (what are they proud of? Do they like to show you off?)

yes. you cant tell me that when this man is enoamoured and starstruck by his partner he wouldn't show them off and compliment them to every extent. he loves talking about you and could talk about you for hours

W = Warrior (how do they feel about you fighting? Would they fight for you, beside you, etc?)

Would fight for you, wouldn't want you fighting, but if you did it would be right at his side so he can protect you if need be

X = X-Ray (how well are they able to read you?)

eh. at the beginning of the realtionship, he couldn't read between the lines to save anyone's life. later on in the realtionship, however, could write, publish, and autograph a book on how he's memorized your social cues - just as you could do for him

Y = Yes (how would they propose to you?)

On... the ship. lmao. Would fumble a speech so would just try to spit it right out instead of layering a simple question with a lot of words

Z = Zen (what makes them feel calm?)

the rampion, you joking around with him, sandalwood, your voice

[inkalight]

SHOUTOOO, QUEEN, and cute but deadly

I will miss jokes or just conversations 😅 so definitely vibe with this boy, (I use 🥺💕 to get away with things heehee) never dyed my hair yet I want to tho, 🥺💕 yes please uwuwuwuwu protecc meeeeeeeee /j, a im NOT ITS A TRICK IM A NERD!!!

(I responded to queen already <3)

First I vibe with Deku in many ways, I mean I enjoy drawing angst so (and I’ve been told I look intimidating) but I’m shy and anxious I swear, I try my best to be kind! We all deserve love and support! Hhhh mc energy wowwie that’s a lot of pressure 😳, lovable AAA THANKS, PLEASE DO NOT GIVE ME UR NEWBORN I DONT WANT TO HURT THE BEBE, smortie? Me?? Only from 3-6 pm every other time I’m spacing out thinking about aus 🥰

[cecenyss]

I'm glad to hear it was a joke, but "I'm sorry you were offended" is not an apology, it's a deflection and snide mockery of the person you are talking to, and the fact you may not realise or intend that makes it worse. Please dont unironically use that. Yikes.

Look, I really don’t mean to hurt you by saying this, but it’s just not that serious. Apologizing for any hurt that may have been caused is not “deflection and snide mockery,” it’s an apology. Maybe it could have been phrased better, but honestly, the level of aggression you’re expressing diminishes any amount of sympathy I may have felt for you.

Learning from your mistakes and correcting them is a part of growing. I didn’t realize ff.net was banned in certain countries, and you informed me of that (perhaps in the rudest way you could have, but you did do so) and I reacted as respectfully as I could. I edited the post (which I doubt you checked) to remove the more aggressive language, and added /j in the tags. I corrected any further offense that may have been caused, and apologized to who was offended already.

The way that you reacted tells me that you really didn’t care about offense that may have been caused, you just wanted to harass someone for a simple mistake. And no—not realizing or intending something in a certain way does not “make it worse”—if that person continues to display that kind of behavior after being corrected, then yes it does, but ignorance is a common experience. The way people react to being corrected and informed is what really reveals their character. People are and should be allowed to make mistakes and grow from them.

You’re right that I shouldn’t have said “I’m sorry if you were offended by it;” that was poor phrasing on my part. If you’d like me to rephrase: I apologize for my ignorance, and I will make an effort to be more mindful in the future. But again, that sentiment was reached in my previous response, and you chose to take further issue with it and extend this exchange beyond what it needed to be—and make it more hostile than it needed to be—simply because you wanted to cause problems.

Please get a life. And maybe some manners.