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[cellgatinbo]

do you fucking mind.

[f1-birb]

more Lando and Martin adventures

[lesbiancatgirlposting]

i disobeyed orders.

I let someone else tell me to cum, even though master told me not to. I came three times in the first minute and didn't tell them until the third orgasm. I came eleven times total because he made me turn the vibrator all the way up and hold it on my clit while he listened to me whimper like a disobedient slut.

As punishment, my denial has been extended. I don't know how long it's going to be until my next orgasm, but master has assured me it's going to be a while. In addition, while this denial is going on, I'm officially being turned over to you all.

Please try to break me. Give me orders and try to make me cum, see if you can make me disobey again. Master wants proof that I can be a good slut and resist but he wants people to test that as much as possible so please send asks or dms trying to encourage me to cum however you like. I promise to be a good free use slut for all of you.

[oddrock]

IM RIGHT ABOUT THIS

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[funkily]

melatonin isnt enough someone take me out back and shoot me in the head

[x0401x]

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

[aquilaofarkham]

every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

[lilacandladybugs]

my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

[nebuleeart]

HAPPY PRIDE!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[cleaverqueer]

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

[humanjeff]

what even is the message here

[sweaty-confetti]

idk y’all should treat fat men better. and i don’t mean mildly chubby guys i mean honest-to-god love-handles-and-double-chins fat guys. stop calling them shit like discord mods or gross weebs or nasty creeps or neckbeards or that they’re stinky or sweaty or beer bellied or whatever else. fatphobia isn’t cute, even repackaged in a neat little box of “ew men”

[alpaca-clouds]

It is funny. Recently I had a transphobe argue to me, that "well, it is all made up! Animals will still not know that you identify as a man". Which to me is so funny, because while there has never been extensive research done on this topic, there is a lot of anecdotal evidence showing the exact opposite.

As someone who has done a lot of work with animals, I can tell you, that those animals that for one reason or another like one gender more or less than another often show the same loving or hostile behavior towards people completely depending on the gender the people actually identifies as.

"Sure," some people might say, "because if you take hormons you gonna smell like the gender to an animal." But that is the funny part. Animals often act according to that with trans adults who are still in egg mode. Who have not come out yet. And nobody knows why and how they can tell.

But some of the harsher animals with a "gender preference in humans" are like the best trans indicators. You have not admitted to yourself you are a guy? Yeah, this cat is gonna hate you anyways. Because this cat hates men.

Sincerely the guy who got attacked by this one fucking bunny, who didn't like dudes, several times

[catboyrichardkarinsky]

I've never watched a single episode of spn but I've been thinking about the implications of being stuck inside a meme