Hey, hey, HEY, PAL!
It's me, Wander (duh..) I wanted to say I hope you're doing fine on this lovvvellly day!! Been thinkin about you since the moment I woke up! I hope you're doing great because I KNOW I SURE AM!!
OH OH! Today me and Sylvia had a lil adventure... it was great I saw these Superrrr rare flowers and was like "THEY WOULD LOVE THIS". They were bright blue, super fluper shiny. It pollen looked ljke lil planets.
and so I carried them around for awhile, but then we got into some shenanigans... ya know the drill.
Now those flowers are gone and off in flower heaven-
I wanted to give em to you. Sylvia said I told you the story it'd be the same, ya know? Hope i did the flowers justice. I also hope you're havin a DARLIN day.
Lots of love!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Wander πͺβοΈ
OHHHHHH MY GOSH MY HEART, I THINK IT LEAPT OVER A MOUNTAIN READING THIS. THERE'S NO BLOOD LEFT FOR THE REST OF MY BODY BECAUSE MY CHEEKS HOGGED IT ALL. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M SO... πππππππππππππππππ THIS..... IS SO...... SWEET............ I THINK I'M HAVING A SUGAR RUSH.....................
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tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"
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EDIT: CHECK MY LATEST ADDITION BEFORE YOU START SHIT IN THE NOTES, THANKS.
warning for discord users
If you're on the app, immediately go to your dms and then "add friends". After the latest update they allow your contacts to find you and have that option turned on by default, so make sure it's unchecked!
This is very obviously not great for a multitude of reasons, but especially for people in vulnerable positions who do not want people in their contacts to see who they are on discord and/or know they have discord in the first place. I've also tried finding out if this is a thing on desktop but haven't been able to find any mention of it, so either it's not a "feature" (yet) or they've hidden it. Either way, stay safe, and turn off finding friends via contacts!
[ID: three screenshots from the discord app with circles around the buttons to press to get to this "feature". 1: the messages/DM button, 2: the "add friends button", 3: in the add friends page, the "allow contacts to add me" checkbox. /END ID]
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Guy eating pussy but he's got one of those Bluetooth earpieces on and on the other end is a lesbian instructing him how to do it.
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Marcille x Male Reader headcanons!
She leaves you for a woman.
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all my advice about using real athletes to learn drawing bodies beyond hard abs, and my particular pref being wrestlers, also applies to women btw. you can draw women who r strong and not an hourglass shape. fucking do it.
kris statlander, rhea ripley (look at her SHAPE), willow nightingale, ruby soho, these r just four off the top of my head that have obvious musculature and different body types. skye blue and julia hart have more slim cheerleader style bodies as well, i REALLY wanted to put emi sakura who is fucking STOUT (adoring) in this post but i couldn't find a good demonstrative pic, the list goes on
DRAW DIFFERENT BODIESSSSSSSS
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Me when I smush my face into the wall
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