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sigilsongs-a · 5 months
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take me to the centre of your soul. credit.
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julysn · 3 months
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Hiii! <3 I love your work and it’s so good!! I was wondering if you could do P⭐️rnstar!Kyle headcanons? (˶ˆᗜˆ˵) And maybe y/n is also a p⭐️rnstar? You can skip this if you’re uncomfy!
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𝓝otes ⋆ this is the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓮𝓼𝓽 request i’ve gotten yet 😭 i fw it. honestly i fw it. also first sp request oh my god!! everyone CHEERED and SCREAMED
anon can i tell u a secret. i wrote most of this while i was on the toilet SHITTING my guts and ngl it hurt. shhhh don’t tell anyone!!
OKAY I HOPE THIS SATISFIES YOUR.. CRAVINGS. you 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴. uh also most of these are like. sex related hcs i hope u don’t mind 😓
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𝓘ncludes freaky shit obv, (probably) inaccurate depictions of the porn industry but the industry isn’t mentioned much, smutty stuff, pornstar!kyle x pornstar!reader, nsfw. obviously. if you couldn’t tell 😭
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let me be honest w y’all. you know those freaky videos on twitter where the angle kinda sucks ass and it’s low quality? yeah. he be making homemade videos. does that make sense..
very vocal. need i say more?
okay i WILL say more. genuinely i think he has the prettiest moans ever, no matter bottom or top. shit sounds buttery, velvety, all the good words
switch, usually prefers to be dom/top. whenever he tops he can be kinda aggressive if you want him to be 😛
loves having music playing during sex. especially freaky shit (ex. closer by nine inch nails, mmmh by kai)
imagine that one scene in angels of passion (1986) where ulterior motives was playing in the back..: that but you and kyle.
he’s a slut for shower sex WHAAATT WHO SAID TJAT ?????
this is gonna sound insane i’m sorry. but 9.54 inches, light veins on his shaft, also he likes when you massage his balls.
this is so unhinged BYE LMFAAOOAOOO
his fav part about making the videos is getting the camera angled perfectly to show your pleasure. especially when you’re taking it from the back. the camera will be right in front of you and all your facial expressions will be visible to his fans <3
he prefers rough sex but whenever you ask for gentle sex, he’ll praise your ear off.
he’ll let you tie your hair into a ponytail (if your hair’s long enough) before sex. and during sex he’ll occasionally pull on it and lift your head to show the camera <3
aftercare king. he’ll give you a bath and shampoo your hair. maybe he’ll cook you a meal if he has enough energy to run around the kitchen. maybe the two of you will just cuddle and watch a movie. either way it’s adorable!
handcuffs. that’s all.
he likes pegging and anal whenever he’s bottom. he deeply enjoys taking it in the ass as you grab his hair. he likes it when you spank him lowk
cannot believe i typed that out bro 😭
kinda unrelated?? but he’s 100% sapiosexual. (basically he finds intelligence sexually attractive)
whenever he cums he throws his head back. it’s a habit of his <3
adores doggy style and 69ing 😓
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vai3r13 · 2 months
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Hello hello! :) I’m here for our matchup trade for Black Butler! (I sent the pictures for the Paparazzi end :) )
Starting off I am a neurodivergent, queer (but attracted to masculinity) female. I go by she/they and im an INFP Sagittarius.
Physically, I am a 5’2” but wear platform converse or boots every day of my life. Style wise, im definitely alternative. However, Im also a fan of the baggy jeans, tight top, kinda side of grunge. Im also a sucker for black with pastels, so I suppose my color pallete would fall under “Pastel Goth” or something similar. I actually really love the style called “Morute” which stands for “Morbidly Cute”. I just absolutely adore the creepy-cute combination, and i aspire to look like a creepy doll somedays.
That also would lead into hobbies, as I love dolls! I collect them and will gush over them any time i see one in public i like. Especially going to cons and seeing the little stands with BJD dolls? I go feral-...and broke. My entire room is decorated in pretty dolls, anime figures, manga, and cherry blossom vines. (I really want a cherry blossom tattoo on my back but im terrified of needles-) My other hobbies include writing, skateboarding, singing/making music, and dancing! I have a band with friends right now. I’m training my voice to be a metal singer despite having a feminine voice, so im a bit shy with it right now.
Personality wise, I suppose it tends to fluctuate, but i think what sticks the most is that I'm extremely sweet and loyal. I used to be very shy, and can even be pretty quiet nowadays too. Im definitely introverted but, ive gotten much better with it. Friends would definitely say that im bubbly, always trying to laugh. Definitely witty too because I absolutely love bantering and softly bullying people. Id say im very emotionally intelligent when it comes to other people. Im definitely a realist, and im told im very good with advice and empathizing with people. I feel i understand other emotions more than mine sometimes. Which annoys me- Because I have a habit of not expressing anything negative. I think it might be due to past trauma, but I have a hard time staying angry or upset with people. Its like- once you screw me over, i have no issues getting rid of you. I dont like that i can easily disconnect from people, as I feel it makes me sound like a bad person, but I just feel l like if i know my worth, and someone isnt treating me as they should, I shouldnt keep them in my life. That does go to say though, that I am an all or nothing person with people I care about. If i am your friend, I trust you can come to me with anything and I vice versa no matter what. I always come through and i expect the same. 
Another bad habit though would be disappearing. I wouldnt call it ghosting because I always pop back up, but I usually dont respond or see people for weeks or even months, even close friends. Most that are close know that if they need to talk to me, they have to double text or call me. Ill always answer then. I dont mean to, I just for some reason am really consistent with randomly dropping off the face of the earth for everyone but my partner, or person closest. Texts are always paragraphs though! Im not a dry texter, just forget I exist and have to respond :) Not to mention, i have ran away out of state before just for the sake of going and exploring. (Did a lot of Urbex and trespassing- it was fun but i dont think ill ever go to abandon buildings like that again. That doesnt mean ill stop climbing trains though!) I just love road trips and little late night adventures. 
Some notes about me… Id say my fears involve needles, the dark (I sleep with a nightlight but love horror-), Clowns, and deep water. I cannot swim and have nearly drowned before so I actually hate going swimming. I dont see the appeal and start to panic if i cant see or touch the bottom. I wouldnt say im scared of spiders though like most. I actually am the person my job calls for to grab spiders and take them outside. If theyre cute, ill just grab them with my hand. Another thing is that I have OCD and PTSD. My OCD isnt the typical stereotype of being clean, Im just very routine with patterns. The person im with has to be okay with frequent alarms I set for different time frames, my strange eating habits (I cant have anything touching, one food at a time, soft foods over crunchy, and i absolutely love bananas but cant eat them unless someone peels them for me while im not looking) I also get very paranoid about certain things, like for example, i get little episodes sometimes where I freak out because I believe Ill inherent my dads schizophrenia and Ill because dissociated with reality, so whoever im with needs to be able to help assure me i wont just lose my mind- That being said, my least favorite love language is touch! I can be touched, but its very easy to overwhelm my due to past trauma. I also flinch very easily without even thinking and it gets annoying when people make fun of it. Because of this as well, im a very silent walker and tend to scare people because i subconsciously make myself as unnoticeable as possible. Im also an insomniac. I will not go to bed until the sun is up, and even then I wake up very easily. My doctor keeps trying to give me medications for it so i can sleep better, but its so ironic because I stop taking them constantly because I hate feeling tired. SO someone who doesnt mind being up a bit late would be appreciated :) 
Random facts are: I absolutely adore raccoons and rats, and used to be a rat mom! I’ll spit out little rodent facts like im google. I know morse code. Im an amazing driver. I will get you there fast and safe….fast as in i max out my car frequently and if i get one more traffic misconduct i lose my license. BUT i know how to be safe with taking those risks, if that makes sense? Like i know where and when to speed and when not to- Most people fear getting in the car with me. But other than that, i think that’s it for now! Thank you <3
Hello!<3 @xxchthonicreaturexx
I apologize for any mistakes! English is not my native language and I'm new to writing:) Written in "you" perspective
possible tw - talk of mental health, mentions of unhealthy relationship ig? idk how healthy grim reapers r, mentions of drowning and suicide
barely proofread
To start, you're gorg and going off of everything I think your Black Butler match would be..
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Undertaker !!
Both visually and personality wise I think you would compliment each-other! In my opinion your energies have something similar.
visual
I think Undertaker would like your piercings, he has an industrial himself.
small head cannons
You both have black nail polish, so painting each others nails as a cute activity:)
Doing each others eyeliner/make up.
classic
Undertakers mbti type most likely is ISTJ while yours is INFP. While your compatibility can seem difficult at first, by appreciating each others differences you "balance" each other out.
Sagittarius and Aquarius are an energetic match, being air and fire signs your elements fit seamlessly. In astrology, air feeds fire.
"i can easily disconnect from people"
Is a trait both of your star signs posses, a similarity that needs to be balanced between the two of you.
In terms of style I can see you in lots of similar/ partner outfits, as your style is somewhat similar too. Undertaker would, just like you, adore pastel goth and a creepy cute, dolly like aesthetic, - not on him but most definitely on his partner.
I think Undertaker would definitely share your love for dolls, acquiring many dolls and gifting them to you.
As we can see in the Luxury Liner arc, I'd say he has his own love for "dolls", if you know what I'm saying.
As for your other hobbies I think Undertaker wouldn't exactly share your interest in them, but he'd definitely support you. Ex. Watching your band perform, making tea to soothe your voice after you've practiced. He'd definitely be one to annoy and tease you in a joking manner, while you're writing or doing other things.
You being more calm/quiet and Undertakers more energetic and chaotic certainly harmonize. You'd participate in a lot of witty banter and Undertakers life mission would be to make you laugh all the time. He'd adore your sweetness and bubbly-ness (is that even a word??) and your loyalty would be VERY important to him. While he acts and is mostly carefree, I think deep down he still wary of deep connections with people, as he doesn't really have friends.
When he achieves said connection tho he might not always act like it but he'd be sort of possessive. Wouldn't let you get very close to Sebastian or Ciel out of a fear, that they would use you against him in some way. It takes a while for him to tell you what he is, it takes him a while to trust someone 100% wouldn't talk about how it happened tho.
I think arguments wouldn't happen very often, when they do tho they would happen out of Undertakers disregard for "human customs", ex. relationships with other people, etc. Undertaker doesn't resort to screaming, he wouldn't even comprehend that you're mad or annoyed with him. After a few days of not talking much he'd try and talk, bring you something, dolls, sweets, whatever. Makes you sit down and explain what's bothering you, wouldn't always get it but he'd try. Makes up by gifting you dolls or figurines.
Would get worried the first few times you disappear, always manages to find you tho. Absolutely goes exploring with you, might not say it but part of the reason why, is because he's worried about you.
Teases you about your fear of the dark, always lights a candle for you at night tho. Undertaker has died through drowning, as shown in a manga panel, so he shares your fear of water. It serves as a constant reminder for him, so you both don't see the appeal.
Might sound weird but he's fascinated with your OCD habits, he asks you about them. Once you explained them, he always makes sure that your food is arranged the way you like it and peels your bananas for you. Doesn't mind the alarms you set, can be your personal alarm clock actually.
Undertaker has dealt with a lot throughout his long life, he has his own problems. He will always assure you that you're going to be okay. Another thing, that might seem insensitive but sometimes he'd joke that you'll be "crazy" together.
Undertaker's very touchy by nature, I would say. After noticing you flinch, he'd be unsure if his presence and being a grim reaper still intimidates you in some way, if he decides talking to you about it, Undertaker will resort to gift giving and quality time.
Being a quiet walker doesn't matter with Undertaker, as he senses your presence, he isn't human after all, or easy to startle.
Grim Reapers require both sleep and sustenance, but have you seen Undertaker? That man runs on two hours of sleep maximum, he also definitely wouldn't mind staying up late. Dancing late at night, while nobody is watching, is definitely a reoccurring activity in a relationship with the Undertaker. He can be a bit overbearing at times.
Depending what century you're imagining this in, Undertaker loves when you drive, it's sort of an adrenaline rush for him.
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head canons
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Doing each others makeup, sitting on a coffin or your bed. "You have to be still, for me not to smudge the eyeliner!!", while he tries to tickle or smooch you.
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Painting each others nails and making a cute date night out of it, lots of candles around you for the atmosphere. Playful banter, which ends in you two cuddling in a coffin.
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Going out to explore the woods, him following closely behind you, suddenly disappearing just to appear in front of you, scaring you in the process, making Undertaker burst out laughing. Holding out a hand to help you climb onto things.
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Exploring the city at night, when the people are sleeping and the bustling and usually loud streets of London are completely empty. Even jumping roof to roof. (This reminded me of that one Howl's moving castle scene. 01:47-02:10 in the linked video)
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Late at night, while both of you aren't sleeping, Undertakers shop is dark, except for the dozens of candles littered across the room, as a music box starts playing a soft melody. Undertaker coming up behind you and offering you a hand, as you start dancing across his shop, moving through the space together, occasionally stepping on each others feet and giggling.
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Again, it's my first time writing and English isn't my first language. I hope you could still enjoy this<3
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ivesambrose · 1 year
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Ask game
24, 29, 31, 45, 47
and most importantly
How the hell are you so perfect?!?😡❤️😢🥰
24. height
5'4 ft 🥲 (but 7ft canonically don't ask how)
29. favourite film(s)
The Black Swan
RamLeela
Chak de India
Queen
7 khoon maaf
Aiyaa
Fallen Angels
Kung Fu Panda 1 & 2
Queen of the damned
The Evil Dead
The Mummy
There's a lot I feel 😅
31. 3 random facts
- ever since I found out that pigs can't look up at the sky one of my main goals is lifting a piglet up and making it look at the full moon and giving it a kiss on its head. Speaking of pigs, they are extremely intelligent animals. I adore them!
- apparently you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from like 2 miles away. I literally cannot fathom that an animal that large actually exists and the fact that we had larger animals in the prehistoric times.
- if aliens were to somehow locate earth right now and see what's going on they will probably see something from a time that's already passed for us. That thing messes me up to some extent.
45. how you found out about your idol
I... Don't have an Idol, I don't really idolize anyone. But hmm if this is related to a kpop Idol I admire then it's Min Yoongi. My elder sister introduced me to the Daechwita music video and I was like, "he's the one." "He just gets it." (They're both Pisces with Virgo moons. I love it)
47. turn ons
Time to be a whore on main
- voices. I'm extremely sensitive to sound and it's extremely important for me to be attracted to someone's speaking voice. I like the raspy ones and even the soft and soothing ones.
- hands. Well kept, neat, soft, long, veiny hands. With or without tattoos. But with a watch or some accessories.
- men who are beautiful in a handsome way? Like pretty men. (Transmen and enby folk as well)
- someone's intellect. The way they think and express themselves. How passionate they are.
- people who are into sports like kickboxing or that they can fight.
- a well choreographed fight scene (eg. The highway fight scene between Captian America and Winter Soldier)
- when I'm obeyed.
It's cuz you are perfect and thus you see such perfection in me, we both are beautiful reflections of each other 🥺🌿🌺
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make-me-imagine · 2 years
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Wow, 8k?? Congratulations!! 🎉 If you don't mind, I'd appreciate a LOTR and The Hobbit ship ☺️ And possibly a drabble for LOTR with the 'first kiss' prompt if that's okay!
I'd probably prefer a male ship. I'm really short, like 4' 10" and chronically ill with Rheumatoid Arthritis, Autism, Dyspraxia and a bunch of other stuff. I love writing and drawing. I'm a people person but I definitely need my alone time, I can only handle so much social interaction in a day. I love cryptozoology and science too. I really hate possessiveness and I'll need someone who doesn't mind accomodating me. I'm pretty excitable and funny but can have a hard time because of my chronic illnesses. I can infodump about nearly any topic since most of my time is spent researching things that interest me. I get nervous in relationships and am easily flustered too
Thanks so so much, I hope you have an amazing end to your week! Take care of yourself and drink lots of water hun ❤️
Thank you!~
I hope you like them~ Since you asked for a drabble for only the Lotr ship, I gave you headcanons for The Hobbit ship :)
Lotr:
I ship you with Legolas.
I think Legolas is very caring, and understanding and would never push you. He also enjoys his alone time, and would not mind when you needed your.
Runner Up: Samwise
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'First Kiss'
As Legolas spotted you in the distance, a smile spread across his face. His whole journey back, he had been excited to see you. Your relationship had been growing, but before Legolas could truly tell you how he felt, he was sent off by his father.
But now he had returned, and he was more than ready to tell you and show you how he truly felt.
As you sat underneath your favorite tree, reading your favorite book, you heard the sound of soft footsteps approaching.
Looking up, your eyes landed on the smiling face of Legolas. Your heart jolted in your chest as a wide smile appeared on your face.
"Legolas!" You said with excitement as you began to rise.
Quickly approaching you, Legolas did not let you rise entirely before he pulled you into a hug.
You let out a soft laugh as he gripped you in his arms. You hugged him back, excitement filling your body. Pulling away from him a few moments later, you looked up into his eyes.
"I'm so glad you're back"
He smiled adoringly down at you "I'm glad I am returned."
Reaching up, he gently caressed your cheek as he stared at you, you felt your ears burning hot and your heart beating heavier in your chest.
"I cannot tell you how much I've wanted to see your smile since I left. And how much I wish I had not left before I told you truly how I felt."
You were uncertain of what to say. You knew how he felt, as you felt it too. And you wished you had said something yourself before he left, but you were too afriad.
Finally finding your words, you smiled softly. "I know how you feel Legolas."
He smiled as he moved a bit closer to you "Then let me show you."
Slowly leaning down, he cupped your chin in his hand as he pressed a soft and gently kiss to your lips. Your face burned hot, but you felt happiness jolt through you as you returned the kiss.
Mutual affection and love radiated through both of you as you held each other, glad to finally be together again, and fully open to how both of you felt.
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The Hobbit:
I ship you with Kili!
Kili adores your kindness, and fun sense of humor. He is drawn to those who are intelligent and kind, so he would be very attracted to you quickly after you met.
Runner Up: Besides Legolas; also Bilbo.
Headcanons:
Kili is always there when you need him, at the drop of a hat. He holds you comfort and happiness in high esteem and will do whatever he needs to make you feel cherished and loved.
Any time Kili goes off on a short adventure (often with his brother), he writes you letters. Even if he cannot deliver them. He will give them to you once he returns so you can read them, knowing he was thinking of you along his journey.
Kili finds it fascinating and impressive how much information you can retain, and you are always the first person he comes to with a question because he knows you will always know something about it.
He is protective, but not possessive.
Kili likes that you are easily flustered, in the sense that you always react when he flirts with you. He thinks it is cute.
Anytime your pain is flaring up, Kili will help you however you wish. A hot bad, a cold press, leave you alone? Sure he'll do it, as long as it helps.
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once-was-muses · 2 years
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anonymous | Demon Days event
(for the Event) name all those you've lain with, and what your true feelings for them are >:)
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The deity sighs, pulling his neck and head even tighter to his body. He visibly hesitates to answer- but the promise of fire if he doesn't is much more threatening with many of his feathers already singed, patches of burnt flesh poking out in empty patches.
"...There are three categories, I suppose, if we're approaching this in such a shallow manner. Affairs of convenience- mutual passing interest, some recurrent- those obligatory to my duty of peacekeeper, and..." He makes that strange sound again, almost like a cough. "There is some overlap between these categories, but it's not as if I was given ample time to organize."
"The first category... That would be the majority of names here. Lord Nefertem, Lord Shezmu, Ladies Anat and Astarte, Lord Sobek, Lord Montu, Lady Neith, Lord Min, Princess Henuttawy, Lady Iris, Lord Apollo, Hermes, Lord Dionysus, Vizier Ptahhotep, Priestess Meratum, Lady Eir of the Nordic pantheon, Heru-Ur, and Lady Hatmehit."
"The second applies to Priest Imhotep, Lady Sekhmet, and Lady Tefnut. All were efforts of... Persuasion, so to speak."
"Finally, there's..."
He shifts his weight, feathers puffing up some, hiding his eyes within the slightly sooty cloud of white. "...Truth be told, I... I don't care for thinking about what I must for this answer. I have knowledge of all the words in any language ever to exist, but... I seem to have significantly more skill in managing others' relationships, platonic and romantic, than my own. I struggle to even discern which type of-..."
"I truly do adore Mistress Ma'at, I adore Lady Seshat, and I adore my dear Astennu- yes, even as his more bloodthirsty self, as Babi. I cannot properly clarify my feelings for them because of this. I have... I have already lied to them, kept so many things from them, used my gifts from Ma'at against her- It's only a matter of time before I am forced to do worse, and it will hurt them less if they believe I'm less invested than I am."
"I regret what I did to Lady Nehmetawy every moment. I didn't think, I was rash- I don't know if there's anything left of her to free from that damned figurine. I can't detect anything within it, yet... I cannot bring myself to dispose of it."
"Lady Isis is a dear friend of mine, and King Osiris... I admire them both. It pains me to have lied to them both, I feel lecherous for having interest in either of them when their connection is one so steadfast. The one time was too many, but..."
"Priestess Kartek- She wasn't one of mine, rather Lord Ptah's, but that didn't seem to dissuade her any. Many of my fondest memories of Kemet were spent with her. I'm not even certain she knew I was with her as often as I was... Her soul has been reborn so many times now, I highly doubt she could even recall her life as a priestess."
"Both Lady Bast and Lord Khonsu are immensely irritating- but they have their endearments as well. They can be quite humorous when accosting someone else, they're significantly more intelligent than their typical behavior would suggest. I know for certain I have no romantic attraction to either, but my relationships with them are nevertheless important to me. I- I suspect Bast knows of my... Obligations, but she's never mentioned any actions. I can only hope she has kept her observations to herself."
"I absolutely did not intend to seduce Lady Nut, rather assist a dear friend and right a wrong. I- I know I should have declined, and I tried to, but- I couldn't. She had cried far too much already, and she was kept so isolated... I don't dare mention that night to her, or anyone- This is the first time I've spoke of that portion of events since it transpired."
"Which leaves..."
"...Su...tekh..."
Thoth grumbles, and tucks his head under his good wing. He'd much rather be burned alive for the next few millennia than think about that clusterfuck- which is exactly what he mumbles into his down. He has every reason to despise Set, a laundry list of offenses both personal and business- But since when does logic apply to such things?
(His own abilities of logic seem to be rapidly deteriorating anyhow.)
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yurimother · 4 years
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LGBTQ Light Novel Review — I'm in Love with the Villainess
A stunningly profound, entertaining, and queer title that eclipses other isekai and Yuri series
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There are few titles the general public seems to be as excited about as Inori and Hanagata's I'm in Love with the Villainess, as it has been sitting at or near the top of Amazon's LGBT Manga list for months and Twitter is consistently abuzz with the latest news on this isekai Yuri series. I was somewhat more skeptical, as I have had relatively poor experiences with isekai and fantasy Yuri. Still, my excitement went through the room, and I eagerly boarded the "hype train" upon the cover reveal for the third volume. Yuri families, where two women raise children together, are one of my greatest desires and something I rarely see portrayed in the genre. However, I still had mostly low expectations for the series going into the first volume. I looked forward to some light meandering comedy and typical boring trope-filled isekai shenanigans. However, I'm in Love with the Villainess more than exceeded my expectations. No, even this statement is far too moderate to describe how utterly stunned and blown away I was by Inori's creation. I'm in Love with the Villainess is completely shattering and easily one of the greatest light novels I have ever read. Thus, I have no choice to award a perfect 10/10 score, my first ever for a light novel.
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After waking up in the world of her favorite otome game, Revolution, protagonist Rae is ecstatic to be faced to face with Claire Francois, the game's villainous rival. However, Rae never played Revolution for the thrill of romancing any of the three attractive young princes. She was always in love with Claire. She attends the academy and studies magic in the fantasy world alongside Claire, the princes, and various other supporting characters. Using her skills from the modern world and her encyclopedic knowledge of Revolution, Rae manipulates the situation to be close to Claire, becoming her maid, and garnering status and money along the way. As an inevitable conflict looms closer, Rea begins to enact plans to protect herself and Claire, many of which are not fully understood or explained until the finale fantastically reveals the reasons for her actions. There is a natural and steady pace to the narrative that awards readers’  predictions and attention to detail.
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I'm in Love with the Villainess has some excellent supporting characters, all of whom have unique personalities, histories, and abilities, some of which are revealed by Rae's exposition and others naturally throughout the novel. However, the stars of the show are the central couple, Rae and Claire. Claire is an elite aristocrat and extremely bratty. She often sneers at commoners and makes her disdain of Rae very clear from early on. On paper, she sounds like the perfect villain and someone all readers would despise. However, Rae's utter devotion and infatuation with Claire is so sincere that we cannot help but be pulled in and adore Claire and all her tantrums. Rae is a delight herself, continually flirting and poking fun at Claire, which gets her verbally berated, much to her masochistic pleasure. However, she is also exceptionally cunning and intelligent, and some of the light novel's greatest joys are listening to her analyze a situation or watching one of her plans fall into place.
“Ah, I’m… Well, it doesn’t matter. I mean, it’s irrelevant to cuteness—because, Miss Claire, you are cute.” “Huh?!” She pulled away. It was perfect—such a pure reaction. “Miss Claire, you hate me, right?” “Of course!” “That’s fine. Please keep teasing me. I love it.”
The beginning of the book does not immediately clue one into its brilliance. Sure, Claire and Rea get some great one-liners as they bully each other, and the scenarios are authentic and fun, but it is nothing shattering. I was feeling pretty relaxed and having a lot of fun with the characters, their relationship, and the various slice-of-life style scenarios they encountered until one section, I remember the exact page, 81, as it stopped me dead in my tracks. I was flabbergasted and briefly frozen before shooting up out of bed, shouting expletives as I ran to my office to immediately record what I had just experienced. It all begins with the line, "Hey, Rae. Are you what they call gay?" What followed was one of the most thoughtful, condensed, informative, and nuanced discussions of gay and queer identity (both terms used in this scene) I have ever seen in Yuri. Everything from representation in media, the perceptions of and prejudices against gay people, and the role gender plays in romance for bisexual and gay people are analyzed. Its commentary is succinct yet so respectful and forthright that it could have only come from genuine experience, thus selling the book and its characters so much more.
"Queer people were still overwhelmingly closeted in this world, which was rife with prejudice and nurtured little understanding. As I noted, the queer people depicted in the story were either the sex fiends Claire imagined or the free-loving sort Lene had in mind. Diversity and acceptance were a long way off.”
Thus, Inori's writing's beauty exposed itself, and the book opened itself up to a delightful cycle. The narrative masterfully integrates isekai slice-of-life hijinks, like running a cross-dressing café or battling a giant slime with nuanced and challenging moments that dissect complicated topics. The latter mainly consists of a growing rift between the aristocracy and common people, mirroring real-world wealth gap issues, but the novel also touch on matters such as unequal prison sentencing and segregation. Every scene helped further the complexity of the characters and their relationships or else built onto the world of Revolution. Speaking of which, I'm in Love with the Villainess has some of the best worldbuilding ever seen in a light novel.
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Initially, brief exposition establishes much of the world, which is adequate if not exciting. I will mark up to a casualty of the light novel's serialized nature, as it must present readers its setting immediately. However, Inori does not stop here. Through the narrative, new elements are established, such as a magic system and the kingdom's politics. Rea notes and describes how the world, while clearly based on medieval Europe, has many modern Japanese attributes, as Japanese game developers created it. Her pointing out the intersection of the two is fascinating. Furthermore, A great deal of time is spent establishing characters and organizations all have their own wants, agendas, and methods, many of which are not even directly involved with the story. Instead, they act as a background and help further contextualize others. For example, the Church publicly appears to lean towards supporting the commoners in their efforts for equality but has its own agenda of superseding the nobility. While they play little role in Rea and Claire’s adventure, they are one of numerous factors contributing to the unrest of the lower class. All these additions are interesting, and it never feels like the story or characters suffer for their inclusion, quite the opposite.
“The Bauer Kingdom had started a step behind other countries when it came to magical research. They dominated the surrounding countries in military strength, and this had made them complacent, leading them to underestimate the value of new magic technology until the best researchers had all been enticed to other countries. Even after the king came up with his magic-focused meritocratic policy, Bauer lagged behind.”
I can only make complaints by scraping the very bottom of the barrel. Hanagata's beautiful art is too infrequent to add much to the light novel, and many scenes crying for illustrations are left to the readers' imagination. However, Inori so wonderful writes the story that one hardly cares and can easily picture every moment with delight. Besides, the manga adaption will nullify this issue. Where I cannot complain at all is the spectacular translation by Jenn Yamazaki and Nibedita Sen, one of Seven Seas best (which is high praise considering the competition). Sure, I was slightly disappointed at first to see the adaptation left off honorifics, but the more I thought about the setting, the more sense it made. I am sure people much smarter than I gave the issue much more consideration, and I am happy with their decisions.
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I'm in Love with the Villainess left me reeling with how pleasurable and powerful it was. The story and characters are such a joy, and I cannot wait to see Rea and Claire bully each other again in the next volume. Astounding worldbuilding and powerful, thought-provoking politics surround their antics and the high stakes plot. Every moment of their journey will enthrall readers as they squeal with glee at its hilarious set pieces or are shocked by its commentary of society's most significant challenges. Inori has created one of the most delightful, heartfelt, complex, profound, and genuinely queer light novel series ever. If you only read one thing I recommend this year, let it be I'm in Love with the Villainess.
Ratings: Story — 9 Characters — 10 Art — 5 LGBTQ — 10 Sexual Content — 2 Final — 10
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“Be Good to Me.” I Whisper. (And you say, “What?” and I say, “Nothing Dear.”)
Summary: Jaskier’s different in Oxenfurt. It’s not a bad thing at all.
Jaskier x Reader
Word Count: 5,406
A/N: This fic was going to be a super short and indulgent smut fic, but then it took on a life of it’s own and got to be like 5000 words before I even got to the porn, so now it’s gonna be a two parter. Oops. Also, Jaskier’s looking kinda rugged in this fic, mostly cause I was basing his appearence on how Joey looked during the Love Run era and I’m... weak. And yes I gave him glasses. Why? Who knows.
Title taken from That Unwanted Animal
Warnings (for Parts 1 and 2): Smut. cock warming. Oral (female and male receiving). Body worship. Female pronouns used/afab genitals described for the Reader. Light Praise Kink. Dom Jaskier. Professor/Lecturer Jaskier.  
You wake, slowly and without much intent, to the sound of singing.  
It’s not uncommon, these days at least, to be woken by music and laughter. It’s a welcome change of pace from your normal life of travel, fighting and pain, all the laughter and music. Oxenfurt is always so lively and full of music and laughter, even now in the coldest and darkest months of the year. You almost resent that it isn’t a permanent fixture of your life. You've never thought yourself a deeply domestic person, but now in Oxenfurt, you feel... content in a way you've never felt before. 
Not knowing, or caring about, the time, you decide it much too early to even consider opening your eyes, and remain beneath the sheets entangled about you. Fingers curling into the soft, treated furs that cover the mattress, you tug the duvet closer to you, and feel the blankets on top of them shift, weighted and soothing all the while. A lazy grin spreads across your face; it’s so warm, a luxury you know all too well you cannot afford to take for granted. Cracking open an eye ever so slightly, you catch sight of a fire, crackling and popping deep within the arch of the fireplace. Bless Oxenfurt, you think tiredly and close your eye once more. A fireplace in the bedchambers, and the living area. You could get used to luxuries like this.
You never considered that you’d ever spend any period of time in Oxenfurt, never mind be wintering there, and while it’s wonderful you cannot help but feel out of place. You’ve never been the sort of person to be wealthy or talented enough for a University of such high esteem; daughter of a seamstress, former barmaid, barely able to hold a tune or paintbrush. But along came Jaskier, wonderful, beautiful Jaskier. With Geralt returning to Kaer Morhen for the winter, your bard had asked you, soft and sweet, to join him at his old place of education. He only needed to ask you once.  
The campus is beautiful, warm and comfortable and full of lively, excited youths, so bewitched by their art and school. You understand it, it’s difficult not to be taken in by the beauty of it all, but one thing keeps you weary; the fact that it’s a place of such overwhelming privilege, the likes of which you’ve had next to no interaction with. You’ve always known Jaskier is a man of luxury: his accent, embroidered doublets and silk chemises advertise it in a way that is out of place on the road traveling with Geralt but are common as muck on campus. Everyone here is like him, rich but seemingly playing at slumming as students, as if they too will be traveling bohemian bards rather than what will undoubtedly actually happen, being taken in by whatever court will have them. He’s different in Oxenfurt, too. Not a bad sort of different, but... unusual. Jaskier, your bard, lover and traveling partner, is wonderful, a giddy and excitable fool, who spends much of your time together teasing and goading, is strangely absent. In his place is... someone else. A professor and an adult. It’s hard to believe your bard, a man who sings often of masturbation and hand-jobs with a smug grin, is a professor. A teacher. He’s smart, you’ve always known that, but it’s easy to forget how bloody intelligent he is.
He plays the fool all too well, well enough that it’s what you think of when you consider him. It’s strange to see him acting so maturely, planning lectures and grading compositions, walking about and advising students, talking about writing and singing techniques. They adore him, it’s written across their faces when you see them together, and the adoration and admiration of him is transferred onto you too. They gape and gawk at you, talking quietly and singing lines from songs that Jaskier had written about you. When you walk together around the halls and cobblestone roads, they rush to you both, mouths full of questions about travel and monsters as well as whatever the hell a cleft or bridge are. It’s so strange. You don’t know how you’re to feel about being watched by these aristocratic students, caught somewhere between hero worship and sideshow attraction. Even in tiny taverns and villages, people look at you as just a girl, aided usually by Geralt’s intimidating frame outshining the various knives you have adorning your figure. The only person who normally stares at you is Jaskier, always in this shocked sort of adoration, as if he can never quite believe that you are real and beside him. It’s sweet and never invasive, always looking but never prying.
You purr softly at the thought of Jaskier, in this delicate daze of being half-asleep, this is perfection, a comfortable, engulfing warmth and softness, resting on top of soft fur with the love of your life in bed beside you. But something isn’t quite right. Jaskier always touches you, something you silently think must come from a lack of human contact as a child, he always has a hand on your bare skin especially while in bed, on your hip, curled about you like you could be snatched away, forehead pressed into your back, or fingers threaded through your hair. But right now? There’s not any such contact, and it makes you roll over in bed, eyes suddenly wide with realisation. Empty.  
It’s expected, but disappointing none the less. During the week he has lectures in the morning, and leaves you to rest as long as you wish before doing whatever you want until his classes end, usually resulting in your traveling about the campus town, meandering by the market and bakery often. It feels childish, but you hate it, you’re too used to waking in his arms and turning about to kiss him awake. It’s horrible to wake without the comforting weight of his arms around you and the combination of warmth and tickling hair from his chest hair against your back.  
“What in the fuck... is that a scale? In the middle of... what is that?” An oh so familiar voice says loudly, which makes you grin. He’s here, even if not in bed with you, there’s no need to wait about for him to return. He sounds scandalised, you can see him in your head, hunched over a pile of papers, brows furrowed into a look of confusion and annoyance. Adorable. You shift up and attempt to get to your feet, faltering slightly at the comfortable warmth of your sex and the dried fluid on your thighs; eyes slide down to take in your naked form. Bed clothes have never been a necessity with someone as insatiable as Jaskier, hell, even normal clothes are barely necessary.  
“What the fuck?” He mutters, the sound of his voice draws you towards the door, but you stop as quickly as you start. There seems something overly presumptuous about walking to him nude, even if you have been in a relationship for years and have seen each other naked more times than you can remember. Stepping forward once more, your eyes slide across the sight of one of Jaskier’s shirts balled up on the floor where it had been tossed to last night. It’s scooped up without much of a second thought and tugged on before turning to look at a mirror; it’s beautiful, silk and embroidered with bluebells, with a high collar, and is left open to expose the inner curves of your breast, the expanse of your stomach and almost all of your legs. It, combined with the slight swell of your lips from relentless kissing last night and sleep tousled hair, makes you feel strangely beautiful. You don’t often feel beautiful, especially having just woken up, so when you rub your face gently with the fabric and breath in the smell of your lover, you feel your nipples stiffen slightly. Lavender and musk and something so entirely Jaskier fill your senses, and you walk out of the bed chambers, smiling softly as the material grazes your thighs as you do so.
Gods above, he’s beautiful. Always is, always has been, but still no matter how long you’ve known him he manages to take your breath away. He’s always had such a boyish face, handsome but soft, fitting easily with the childishness he exudes, but winter has seen that change. With him not performing for the season, and needing to look older than his students, his need to shave and keep up appearances has dissipated somewhat. He’s sitting there in an armchair in front of a desk, all curtains drawn and leaving him illuminated by the fire roaring across from him and the candles littered about the table in front of him, shirtless and resting his now stubbled chin on his hand while his hair, longer than you’ve ever known it, frames his face. You like it longer, and he seems too as well, letting you twist and braid it during the evenings while he strums at his lute in front of the fire and tells stories you don’t believe to be entirely true. He doesn’t look older, but instead more mature, like he had responsibilities that aren’t trying to earn as many coins as possible between stolen kisses and avoiding being swatted at by Geralt. His skin is almost glowing in the candlelight and reflects from the delicate spectacles that rest on the bridge of his nose. It’s alien and familiar all at once, and you smile to yourself at it. He had told you he was full of surprises the first night he kissed you, but this was a surprise you doubt even he could have ever anticipated. You’ve taken to referring to this more grown-up Jaskier as Julian in your mind, just to try and separate the two for your own peace of mind, but it doesn’t seem right now. It’s like looking at another side of a coin or hearing a song and finally paying attention to what the lyrics mean; it’s the same but not, and you worry that maybe you’ve spent your entire relationship with the man before you underestimating him. Reducing him down to beautiful fool and verbose romantic, when he’s always been mature, but felt no need to show it. You know from first-hand experience that being serious in the presence of Geralt always makes the air cold and uncomfortable, but now, away from the Witcher and his overwhelming stoicism, Jaskier can be as serious as he wants without souring anything. It’s refreshing. You never thought you could love him more than you already do; but right now? Bathed in golden light, relaxed and without pretention or any semblance of performance? You could marry him on the spot. You’re hardly a creative like he is, but you could write epics about him; verses about his eyes, sonnets about his cupid's bow, songs about the colour of his hair. He curses in what you assume is elder before pushing his hair away from his eyes, and you have to fight back the urge to run to him and tug it back with a ribbon to keep it from annoying him, and so you stay.
Leaning back against the door, you take him in as best you can and try to dedicate this image of him to memory. Him, soft and comfortable, looking like a real professor, surrounded by the warm brown of the furniture and the golden glow of fire that crackles and pops under the quiet music of him humming whatever is written on the pages, that’s the sort of Jaskier you want to remember. Content. It's a habit you have gotten into since you began courting, trying to keep the most delicate and domestic memories for nights when the traveling gets the most of you, and you wish you could just go home. It’s normally simple things, like when he sleeps in after you, hair haloing around him, long lashes fanning out on his cheeks, or the day when he took you to a field of wild flowers to unwind, and had laughed so loudly the skin about his eyes and bridge of his nose had crinkled like silk moved too quickly, a crown of dandelions and bluebells about his head. He’s so beautiful, and when you’re both old and grey you want to be able to remember just how gorgeous he is. He never truly believes it when you tell him it, as you never believe him when he says how much he believes you to be beautiful. Perhaps it’s why the two of you fit together so well. Insecure fools, finding security in the other’s arms. It takes him a moment or two to glance up from the papers, but as soon as he does, he gapes at you, lips parted and eyes raking across your frame and back up to your face once more. It’s quiet, but you clearly hear the soft gasp that comes from him, which makes you smile sweetly to him and tilt your head to the side.  
“Good Morning, Dandelion.” Your voice is low and scratchy with sleep, pet name rolling easily from your tongue. It feels like a foolish thing to say, but every other thing that had come to mind was hardly better. “What are you doing?” The bard says nothing but grins and pushes himself back into the seat, opening his arms wide gesturing you onto his lap. It’s all the encouragement you need to walk over and clamber onto his lap, his arms wrap about you and tugs you closer still, burying his face into the crook of your neck.
“Afternoon, Dear Heart. It’s mid-afternoon.” He murmurs into your skin. “You looked so peaceful; I couldn’t be responsible for waking you when you were so blissful. Besides, I had compositions to overlook.” Squirming, you try to turn to look at the sheet music, but Jaskier holds you tighter still, face burrowing even further into the curve where your throat meets shoulder, his words make his lips brush against the sensitive skin, like kisses aborted before truly meeting their destination. “This chemise looks awfully familiar-”
“It looks better on me, Dandelion. Don’t you think?”  
“Everything looks amazing on you, Darling Dear.” He says softly and presses a teasing kiss to the corner of your mouth, and then one to the tip of your nose. “I’m quite sure you could wear rags and still be the most beautiful woman to have ever walked the earth.”  
“Flatterer.” You grin and rest your hands on the thick, downy fluff that covers his chest.
“I thought it sounded nicer than saying everything looks beautiful on you, but...”  
“But what?” You ask when his sentence dawdles to a stop without ending.  
“But I prefer you in nothing at all.” He grins, and despite all the ways his appearance has changed since the two of you arrive, you see your playful, boyish bard once more, all too proud of himself for having found a complimentary way of saying he wants you nude once more. It’s flattering, always will be flattering, that Jaskier loves your body in ways that you never have but you slap his arm playfully, more for your own sake than his; so you can pretend that you didn’t just consider stripping the shirt off to make his grin turn to the same flustered smile it always turns to when you exert any modicum of control over your bedroom activities. For all his experience, and your lack thereof, all it takes is you acting like you know what it is you’re doing to turn your Dandelion into a blushing, nervous mess of a man. The thought of his pink cheeks makes your own flush, and you try to distract yourself.
“What’s the time?”  
“Doesn’t matter in the slightest, Dear Heart. It’s a weekend, and you were so peaceful. I assumed after last night you would need all the rest you could possibly get.” The smug little grin that breaks across his face makes you blush harder. It had been a long night, and the thought of it sends a rush of heat to your sex.  
“O-oh.” You laugh weakly. Jaskier cups your cheek and pulls you into a soft, chaste kiss, the kind that makes your heart stop entirely for a second or two. His lips are softer here, not chapped and chafed by wind and travel, just plush and inviting. Just as you start to melt against him, and a hand travels up to grip his shoulder, he pulls back to glance back at the paper once more, “...Sorry. I must be distracting you-”  
“My favourite kind of distraction, My Love.” He squeezes your hips softly and tilts his head, “And I will never be too busy for you,” He pulls you closer still, chest pressed to chest, to rest his chin on your shoulder, looking to the papers once more. You’re sure it’s accidental, but he drags your bare cunt along his thigh, and you bite back a moan. “Especially seeing as you’re so bloody warm, like a little bed-warmer.”  
“A bed-warmer that you’re ignoring for music?” You tease, and one of his hands slips under the shirt to rest on the warm flesh of your waist as he shakes his head, sending chestnut hair brushing against your cheek, your own hand threading through the hair of his chest.  
“I’m not ignoring you. Gods, no one could ignore you if they tried. I just... I simply have to look over these compositions.” His voice is distant and distracted, he’s a thousand miles away, and you decide to try to be a good little bed-warmer, as he so eloquently put it, trying to stay still and keep him warm. You aren’t sure how long passes before you begin to shift, could be a second or an hour, but Jaskier’s thighs are not the most comfortable resting place you can imagine, so you shift up onto your knees for a second, using the added leverage of height to shift closer towards him, accidentally brushing your hips against his in your search for comfort, but instead only feel a familiar stiffness against your sex. The shock draws a soft gasp from you, and that makes Jaskier chuckle lowly.  
“Oh. I... You. You’re hard.” The words come out breathy and virginal, as if the idea of the man you’re sat atop of being attracted to you is some sort of strange impossibility rather than being obvious. He spends his nights with either his tongue or his cock buried inside you, but were someone to have heard that weak little statement, they would have assumed that You had never been so much as touched before in your life. Jaskier appreciates the absurdity if the chuckle he breathes out is anything to go by at all, you feel him turn his head and then the heat of open-mouthed kisses being pressed to the crook of your neck. Kisses there have always made you feel vulnerable, made worse by seeing what beasts could do if they got their teeth that close to your jugular, but Jaskier isn’t a beast. He’s barely like a man, more like a dream you’ve created for yourself, and he always kisses you there. He must like the vulnerability it makes you feel for the frequency he kisses it.  
“Have been since I saw you in my shirt.” He murmurs, quiet as though it’s a confession of sorts, head shifting slightly to brush his nose across the column of your throat. “It’s quite difficult to not be hard when you look so... Debauched.”  
“Debauched?”  
“As sin, My Love. Fucking... hair wild, neck bruised, tits barely covered... And in my clothes? Melitele, I cannot imagine anything more debauched.”  
“Your cum is dried on my thighs too.” You all but sing out. The reminder is all the encouragement he needs to reach down and trace lute-calloused fingers across the crust of spunk at the top of your legs. They don’t remain there for long, however, travelling up to trace across your slit.  
“And your soaked cunt too.” He says lightly, digits trailing across the seam and gathering as much of the wetness as he can, stopping just above the place where you need him most to bring up the fingers and slot them into his mouth, sucking on them with a purpose. The whine that escapes your mouth isn’t dignified in the slightest, but neither was the way he was dangling exactly what you want in front of you without letting you indulge.
“Don’t tease, Jask-”  
“I’d hardly call this teasing, especially compared to your coming out here in nothing but my shirt-”
“Julian~” You whine weakly. Using his birth name is so uncommon to you that you almost trip over the word, but it achieves some sort of reaction from him. He pulls back and stares at you, a hunger in his eyes as his pupils grow wider and trail down your body, lingering on your cunt for a second longer than the rest of you, then looking up to meet your gaze again. You know his usual lust filled gaze, light and flirtatious and appreciative but this is... hungry. Ravenous, as if he’s been denied you rather than staring at his own handiwork, littered across your body and encouraging his staring.
“No, Dear Heart. I have such a lot of music to review and grade. My students will be disappointed if I don’t do it quickly. So disappointed.” His voice is pointed but you know from the look on his face that he’s playing, with you and himself. A game to see who cracks first, one you have no interest in playing. You have absolutely no interest in making him beg for you, or begging for him, you just want to feel the blissful drag of his cock in and out of you. “Don’t be selfish. You get to have me all year, and these poor things only have my genius to consult for the winter.” Genius. You aren’t entirely sure about that, but watching him speak, all you can think of is him putting his clever mouth to work on you.  
He moves quickly, hands removing themselves from your skin to pick up the papers while his chin returns to your shoulder once more. It's infuriating, so you tug at his chest hair like a petulant child.  
“But you’re hard!” You whine out in utter indignation.  
“I know, Dear Heart. Your cunt is against my cock, of course I’m hard.” Jaskier says slowly, as if talking to a small child. “But, I’m also a professor who needs to overlook my student’s work.” He’s right, you know that he’s right, and it’s hardly as if Jaskier is some brute who leaves your needs ignored but, Gods, you’ve been wet since you saw him, and the thick ridge of his cock against you is hardly helping your situation. “You can feel how much I want to fuck you, Darling. Gods above and below, the things I want to do...” He sounds defeated, and you turn your head to gently peck his cheek. “But, truly, I do need to look at these.” You nod quickly and gnaw at your lip; you aren’t being fair, and you know it.
“Then look at them, Buttercup. I’ll just... keep you warm.” You smile sweetly and he nods then pecks your cheek.  
He’s busy. You know he’s busy, but he's still hard and it isn’t helping your situation. Memories of last night, specifically of how it had felt to sink down on him while his mouth worked about your nipple, comes to mind too which causes your hips to rut against his subconsciously, drawing a growl from the bard. It’s not a noise you know well, coming out when he feels slighted or is especially engrossed in a song, but it sends a rush of heat to your cunt once more and you desperately grind your hips into his again. This is not keeping him warm, your mind chides you, but the feeling of the lacing pressed upward by his tenting trousers rubbing against your clit is enough for you not to care about how you had promised to keep him warm. The only thing you care about right now is chasing the feeling of overwhelming pleasure.
“You... are toying with things beyond your control, Dear Heart.” He murmurs darkly, pulling back to stare at you once more and only serves to intensify the blush that is spread across your cheeks. Beyond your control? Jaskier? The thought makes you giggle.
“I am... I’m just trying to... warm you up.” The words come out stilted and gasped between each circling movement of your hips against his. “You. You said you... were cold. I’m trying to be a good... bed warmer.”  
A good bed warmer? Not at all. You want to be a good partner, a good woman-desperate to feel your lover's cock buried to the hilt inside of you; the blissful stretch that it causes, his hands guiding you gently in your ministrations. Even without his prick being free, you move against him as if it is, hips gyrating and tits bouncing with each movement, you try and pretend that the feeling of coarse lacing against your clitoris is all you need. In all honesty, it almost is, especially when Jaskier gives up all pretence of working and allows his hips to buck up and grips your hips tightly enough to bruise, guiding each circling motion that your hips make. You can almost feel the ridge of his cockhead through his undergarments, and sink down on it enough that the fabric covered tip almost sinks inside of you before you pull back and return to rubbing your sensitive nub against the fabric. All too soon, you feel yourself lifted onto the table and whine, trying to grab at him but stop when you see Jaskier scrabbling with the ties of his under clothes, finally pulling them loose and shoving them to just beneath the delicate curve of his bottom. It’s seldom you get to see him so desperate he can barely undress himself, but you don’t allow yourself to admire that for as long as you should like to, because of what catches your eye. His cock stands freely, the base framed by dark curls that creep up onto his stomach and into the thicket of hair across his chest, which makes your mouth water in a way you don’t understand and never want to. You just know that the thickness and slight curve of his member makes you want to sink to your knees to wrap your lips about the leaking, pink head and listen to the breathless moans that doing so always draws from him, prettier than any song that you’ve ever heard him sing. Without second thought, you try to push yourself off of the table to settle on the floor and take him in your mouth but are tugged unceremoniously back onto Jaskier's lap.  
“But-" You start, only to have Jaskier cut you off before you can voice your complaint.
“Hush.” The firmness of his voice silences you immediately, his hands guide you up to his member before one slides down to the puffy lips of your sex, spreading them before tugging you down onto him. The manoeuvre is hardly ceremonious, but it’s worth it to finally have that which it feels like you’ve been wanting for hours. The sensation of him splitting you open makes you moan loudly, hips returning to their frenzied bucking to try and reach climax, but your enjoyment is short lives seeing as your desperate canting is stopped by the tight grip on your thighs holding you in place.
“Jaskier?”  
“I thought you wanted to be a good bed warmer, Dear Heart.” His voice trills and you still. The way he says good is enough to make your breath hitch and heart falter.  
“I do-" You’d go to the end of the world for the slightest praise from the Bard, and the way you admit to it makes him grin, and cup your cheeks in both hands, trusting you enough not to move simply because you want to be good for him.
“Then be a good little darling and stay still for me, if you would.” All previous dark hunger that had edged his voice is gone, replaced with his usual childishness once more. You almost wouldn’t realise he was doing anything sexual at all were it not for him having just speared you onto himself. The strangeness of the situation makes you clench around him, drawing a moaned out curse from his lips.  
“But you're inside of me-"  
“You just said you wanted to keep me warm, Pet.” He says slowly, as if speaking to an untrained dog, and the newfound pet name is hardly doing much to dissuade that thought from your mind. “But we aren't in bed, and seeing as you made this mess, I suppose being a cock warmer rather than a bed warmer will have to do.” The candidacy with which he says the term makes you blink. Sometimes, you think, Jaskier forgets that he’s the only man you've ever been intimate with, so terms like... cock warmer, that he throws about like they’re nothing brings a nervousness about you. You don’t know what that even means, but it distracts you from the fact he had just implied that him being aroused by you is a ‘mess’.  
“A... cock... warmer.” You say, leaving a good few seconds gap between each word. The uncertainty in your voice is obvious, and the man inside you chuckles slightly and mumbles something to himself that you can’t quite make out, but sounds like ‘corrupting her’.  
“Sorry Darling. Look at me, throwing about terms you don’t know and acting as if you should.” He sounds genuinely apologetic, but there’s a level of something patronising to his words that you’re not sure he even knows is there, yet intrinsically sets off a need to argue within yourself that you’re barely capable of choking back. “I want you to sit here, looking as radiant as you always do... Debauched and in my clothes, my cum dried on you, with my cock inside of you. But. You cannot move.” He says it simply, as if it's a term people should already be acquainted with; factual, like he’s trying to teach you something new, and your core tightens around him. You wonder, dazed, if that is the tone of voice he uses when teaching his pupils about music.  
If so, you might have to sit in on a lecture. Or have him teach you about music in the privacy of your shared chambers, where you can shove a finger or two inside of yourself to alleviate the want that is developing between your thighs.  
“I can't move? But why?” You wanted it to sound inquisitive, but instead your voice comes out as a whine, and Jaskier grins at that.  
“Think of it as a game, Darling. To show who has more resilience to the other. Who will... fall victim to the carnality of being so close, but still not... fully intimate.” He's so confident that it is almost infuriating, made more angering still by the way he gently brushes his lips along yours as he speaks, refusing to fill the gaps and just kiss you. It’s already almost more than you can bare, hand slipping down to rub at the swollen bud not two inches from where his dick is resting inside of you, but feel it pinned to your thigh before you can so much as brush a finger across it.  
“No, no, no, Dear Heart. If this is a game, then that is cheating, no?” You want to slap the smug smile off of his face, or force your tongue into his mouth, either would please you. “You cum from me, or not at all.” And with that, his earlier predatory smile is back in full force, making you shiver. “If you can stay still for me while I mark these compositions then I'll fuck you the way you want me to. That seems a fair deal to me, don’t you think?” He grins, toothy and wide, and you nod wordlessly.  
“Good girl.”  
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thebadgerclan · 3 years
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The Matron’s Assistant
Pairing: Severus Snape x reader
Requested by Anonymous
Summary: You return to Hogwarts, and find more than just work...
Severus could hardly believe his eyes as he watched a young woman, dressed in a scarlet gown along with a white apron, enter the Great Hall. “Everyone please welcome Miss Y/N L/N, who has returned to Hogwarts to assist Madam Pomfrey!” Dumbledore announced, and Severus applauded along with the rest of the students and staff.  You’d graduated two years ago, planning to pursue a healing career, and seeing you here, a smile on your face, Severus knew you’d succeeded.  You’d been the top student in every one of your classes, always standing out, but that wasn’t the only reason Severus noticed you.
Since your 6th year, Severus had been in love with you.  He’d never acted on his feelings for you, never mentioned them to a soul, but his heart belonged to you, even if you’d never know.  When you graduated, he thought he’d seen the last of you, but here you were, just as beautiful, if not more so, than the day he’d watched you sail back across the lake.  The Welcome Feast began, but Severus’ gaze and mind was fixed on you, daydreams of you being his flooding his thoughts.  He was so caught up in his head that Severus didn’t notice you were staring right back at him.
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“Everyone please welcome Miss Y/N L/N, who has returned to Hogwarts to assist Madam Pomfrey!”  You beamed at the applause from the students and staff, overjoyed to be back in the castle you called home for 7 years.  Your eyes swept over the expanse of the Great Hall, locking on the obsidian ones of Severus Snape.  Of course, you knew he would be here, but seeing him seated a few seats away from you stole the breath from your lungs.  Since your 4th year, you’d been in love with the man.
At first, you were attracted to his looks, but as you grew and began taking more advanced classes, in which Severus wasn’t as cold or cruel, you were attracted to his personality.  And when you graduated, you were head over heels in love with the man.  You never cared that most people called him a “greasy git”, you knew that under the cold shell was a kind man, broken as he may be.  Madam Pomfrey had written to you a month ago asking you to return to the castle to work alongside her, and you’d accepted at once.  Severus hadn’t been one of the factors that drew you back to Hogwarts, but now that you were here, only feet from the man in question, you realized that your feelings for him hadn’t faded one bit.
The feast went on around you, but your thoughts were entirely of Severus.  You stole glances at him throughout the meal, and to your delight, you saw that each time you looked over at him, he was looking right back.  When the feast drew to a close, Madam Pomfrey escorted you up to the hospital wing and showed you to your rooms.  “I hope you find them up to your liking,” she said, lighting a few candles.  “If you need anything, Seeley, my house elf, would be happy to help you.  Now, I’ll be up to bed, and I suggest you do the same.  Students will be flooding the Wing tomorrow with injuries.”  You nodded, and the matron opened the door.  “Y/N,” she said, pausing.  “I’m so happy to have you here.”  “Thank you, Poppy,” you responded.  “I’m so happy to be here.”
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The next morning, you dressed and headed down to breakfast, eager to start your first day as the matron’s assistant.  Through breakfast, Severus would glance at you, smiling softly or waving, and your heart fluttered in your chest.  Of course, he was likely just being cordial, but one could dream.  A few hours later, you were stocking the bedside cabinets in the hospital wing when the sound of footsteps disturbed your peaceful chore.  You stood upright, setting the supplies, bandages at the moment, on a near bed.  Severus had entered, a large box under one arm.  
“Professor Snape,” you greeted, moving closer to him.  “What can I do for you?”  He laughed softly, setting the box down on the bed at his side.  “Please, call me Severus.  We are coworkers now.”  For some reason, the notion thrilled you, and unbeknownst to you, it did the same to Severus.  “Alright, Severus, what can I do for you?”  “I have the potions Madam Pomfrey requested I make.  I thought I’d bring them up.”  You nodded, stepping forward and glancing in the box.  It was the usual stock: Pepper-Up, Skele-Gro, Essence of Dittany, diluted Bubotuber Pus, and the like.
“Thank you,” you said, a smile on your face.  “Madam Pomfrey’s actually down at the lake.  A third year decided to see if she could find the Giant Squid.  The Giant Squid didn’t like that very much.”  Severus laughed aloud, and the sound warmed your heart.  “I know, that’s why I brought these up now.  I was hoping I’d get to talk to you.”  You felt yourself flush, and your heart sped up.  “A-about what?”  Severus smirked, though inside, his stomach was rolling with nerves and anxiety.  He took a few deep breaths, willing himself not to lose his nerve.
“Y/N, I cannot tell you how happy I am to see you back in the castle,” he began, trying not to come on so strong.  “I know you’re going to do some incredible work here.”  You blushed even deeper, biting your lip as you attempted to suppress a smile.  “Thank you, Severus.  I did learn from the best, after all.”  “Oh, I’m sure you had any number of amazing teachers while you were abroad.”  You couldn’t fight the smile anymore, and your lips crooked upwards.  “None as skilled or knowledgeable as you.”  Severus truly couldn’t tell if you were flirting with him, or just being polite, but he pressed on before he lost his nerve.
“You flatter me, Y/N, truly.  But that isn’t the only reason I’m glad you’re here.”  You looked up at him, eyes wide.  “It isn’t?”  He shook his head, stepping a bit closer to you.  “No,it isn’t.  Y/N, I have been in love with you since you were 16.”  Your mouth fell open, and Severus continued.  “You are and always will be the most intelligent, kindest, most beautiful woman I;ve ever had the privilege to know in my lifetime.  Y/N, I have never felt this way about any other person, and the last thing I want to seem like is like I’m rushing things, but I-”
“I love you too,” you blurted, cutting him off.  You were breathless, wanting more than anything in this moment to fling yourself into Severus’ arms.  “You...you do?”  You nodded, stepping closer, leaving a gap of only 6 inches between the two of you.  “I do, Severus.  I have since my 4th year.”  Severus exhaled, breath lightly fanning over your face.  “I’ve always thought you were handsome, and I've always known you have the potential to be a tender, kind, loving man.  You just need the right person to love.”  To your amazement and joy, Severus nodded.
“Y/N, you have no idea how much I adore you.  Even though I haven’t yet had the chance to show you, I love you more than there are words to tell you.”  You stepped closer yet, placing your hands on Severus’ shoulders.  “Then show me, Severus.”  Without hesitating, without thinking, he kissed you, arms wrapping around your back, pulling you tight against him, lips soft and warm against yours.  You looped your arms around his neck, letting him lead the kiss, getting lost in the feel of him.  
You weren’t sure how long the kiss lasted, but when Severus pulled away, it was too soon for your liking.  “Will you be mine, Y/N?” he asked, eyes soft and pleading.  “I will love you more than anything in this world, I’ll give you anything you could want, I-”  “Yes, Severus, I’ll be yours.  And all I want is you.  Well, that, and maybe dinner with you a few times a week.” He eagerly nodded, kissing your cheek.  “Anything, my love, anything.”  He pulled you to him, holding you close, swaying slightly.  Your heart was bursting with love for this man, overflowing with joy.  After 6 years, you had the man you loved, and he had you.
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moony-artnstuff · 4 years
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Commission @cabinetacademia
Note: @cabinetacademia I am so, so sorry that this took so long. I don’t really have a valid excuse other than that school has been requesting a shit-ton of time lately and the only moment I did have time to write I couldn’t get myself to do it. I sincerely hope you can forgive me for the long wait and I hope you enjoy your matchup!
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The Hobbit: I ship you with THORIN OAKENSHIELD
Thorin is a King, and, though many would not think it at first sight, a gentle soul.
Sure, he is a warrior, and a legendary one at that, but he is also creative. He is a craftsman, a musician, someone who values food and cheer and song and family above all else. Someone who loves you with all of himself once you’ve finally captured his heart.
Thorin has travelled a lot in his lifetime, and especially now as a king I can imagine he has an incredible knowledge about all kinds of cultures, history, mythology, etc. Not to mention he has access to the royal library night and day, which he extends to you even before you start courting, as a means to capture your heart.
I can imagine that after the quest to reclaim Erebor was accomplished you stayed with the company in the lonely mountain to become a professor (probably teaching young pebbles the many languages of middle earth).
One of Thorin’s favorite places to be is the room that you two share. It’s filled with all kinds of trinkets you’ve collected over the years (including Thorin’s many courting gifts), mountain high piles of books, note- and sketchbooks, letters and many other things. It’s a good kind of cluttered, and it fills Thorin with a fond feeling whenever he takes it all in, as it reminds him of you and all your lovable quirks.
Even before you and Thorin married, even before you started courting, Thorin saw you as a queen. Your intelligence, your creative and ambitious nature, the way how everything you said sounded like it came straight out of a novel, and how when you called out his name it sounded like poetry had him immediately wrapped around your finger.
Once you marry Thorin you become queen under the mountain, meaning you’ll have to attend all kinds of social gatherings, meetings and grand feests. Don’t worry though, Thorin will be there to hold your hand and shield you from the overwhelming attention, and there’s no way in hell he will let anyone talk over you. Thorin values the things you say, and he thinks it’s important for others to listen as well.
One time you off-handedly mentioned to him you’re attracted to beards, and he wore this really giddy and proud smile for the rest of the day (and you noticed he since started to put just a little bit extra care in his facial hair in the morning).
As you most likely will have noticed when watching the movies, Thorin is not exactly good with words. It’s why he’s so happy you write him those lovely letters with all the reasons why you love him, and he does the same for you. He enjoys having you in his arms at night as he reads to you out loud his love letters with all the reasons why he adores you, and how the Arkenstone isn’t even half as much in worth as you.
Lord of the Rings: ARAGORN
Gift giving between Aragorn and you changes over time. While the two of you are still rangers, his gifts tend to be more simple and practical, like well-crafted daggers, a warm scarf for when winter comes, a new satchel for your maps and other items. Once Aragorn becomes king - and therefore has more money and no longer travels everyday - his gifts become more extravagant and fancy, like a new waistcoat, a beautiful dress, beautifully detailed fountain pens, etc.
Story-telling is a must. Every night when the two of you have made a fire and set up your camp, you tell each other stories. You tell him about folklore and mythology and all your favorite stories, while he tells you about his travels around Middle-Earth, the people he met and what it was like to grow up in Rivendell.
Aragorn confides in you with everything he does. Your advice and kind words have gotten him through many hardships in his life, and he holds your opinion in high regard. It’s you he goes to when he worries about the quest and the One ring, it’s you he goes to when he fears he will never be the king Middle-Earth needs, and you soothe his mind every time.
Aragorn is a ranger so does not carry a lot of unpractical trinkets with him, but he treasures everything you give him and keeps all your gifts in a special bag. He will often craft you tiny statues while travelling. When the two of you come across a town he will often get you a pretty bracelet or a beautiful dagger.
When the two of you cuddle he likes to trace your moles and play with the lighter patches of your hair. He likes having you near him and he pays attention to all the small details that make you you.
He carries a few of your love letters bound with a small robe with him at all times, wherever he goes. He misses you immensely when the two of you are apart, and the letters bring him comfort. It warms his heart every time he reads them and he has tried many a time to write love letters for you as well, though he always feels like the words he writes cannot even begin to convey the love he feels for you.
Once he becomes king and you his queen he likes to take you shopping for clothing that matches your aesthetic, often asking the tailors to make something specifically for you. He wants you to feel both beautiful and comfortable, and he smiles whenever you try to pick out his outfit so you can match aesthetic.
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chorusnihili · 3 years
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Pick one of your muses . Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your muse in a new post. Tag five people to do this meme Tagged by: Stolen​
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1.  What  is  your  name ?   Gaster.
2.  What  is  your  real  name ?  Gaster.  Wingdings Gaster, if you must know. 
3. Do  you  know  why  you  were  called  that ?   It’s traditional for skeletons to be named after their font.  I can only assume that Gaster was my family’s name, but... frankly I can’t remember.
4.  Are  you  single  or  taken ?  Single.
5.  Have  any  abilities  or  powers ?  I do.  All monsters do. But I have some other powers...from an accident.  
6. Stop  being  a  Mary Sue.  Eheheheehehe.  MAKE ME.  
7. What’s  your  eye  color ?   White on black, albeit not the same as you humans classify eye colors.  
8. How  about  your  hair  color ?   I don’t have hair. 
9. Have  you  any  family  members ?  Presumably I had parents some time ago.  I created two sons, but they don’t really remember me.
10. Oh ?  What  about  pets ?   I’ve never had a pet. 
11. That’s  cool  I  guess,  now  tell  me  about  something  you  don’t  like  Humans...
12.  Do  you  have  any  hobbies / activities  you  like  doing ?  Once upon a time.  I used to read a lot, and of course, science is my passion.  Years ago I used to play poker a lot, played various other activities with friends...
13. Ever  hurt  anyone  before ?   Mentally  or  phyisically ?  I’m over a thousand years old.  I’d be lying if I said it never happened.  
14. Ever …. killed  anyone  before ?  Yes.
15. What  kind  of  animal  are  you ?   Skeleton.
16. Name  your  worst  habits.   Anger.  An inability to control my emotions...  I lash out at the worst possible times...  I used to have healthy habits, nowadays, I hardly sleep, I hardly eat.  I obsess over my work...  I don’t know how to cope with my trauma.  
17. Do  you  look  up  to  anyone  at  all ?   There’s no one for me to look up to ...
18. Gay,  straight,  or  bisexual ?  These are human terms.  Monsters rarely classify sexual attraction based on gender because gender varies so wildly between monsters.  Most monsters you cannot even identify gender by sight.  
19. Do  you  go  to  school?  No.
20. Do  you  ever  want  to  marry  and  have  kids  one  day ?   I can’t say that it’d be a bad idea.  But the sons I already have come first.  
21. Do  you  have  any  fanboys / fangirls ?  I wouldn’t call them fanboys, but back when I existed, more than a few monsters looked up to my work.  
22. What  are  you  most  afraid  of ?  The complete extinction of my people.  
23.  What  do  you  usually  wear ?  Loose pants, a button-up shirt, and a coat.  
24. Do  you  love  someone ? I love all of my people.  I love very easily and freely.  
25. When  was  the  last  time  you  wet  yourself ?  Monsters do not use the restroom.  But I spilled my coffee on myself a few days ago.  
26. Well,  it’s  not   over  yet!   Ok.  
27. What  class  are  you ?  I have no idea what you’re talking about.  
28. How  many  friends  do  you  have ?  They’re all dead.  
29. What  are  your  thoughts  on  pie ?  Too many bad memories.
30. Favorite drink?  Coffee. 
31. What’s  your  favorite  place ?   My lab.  That may sound strange, but it’s my home and it’s where I feel safe.  And I adore the sight of the CORE, my life, my work.  
32. Are  you  interested  in  someone ?  Perhaps.  Whether or not something comes out of it?  I’m willing to see what happens.  
33. Would  you  rather  swim  in  the  lake   or  the  ocean?   I don’t have a preference.  
34. What’s  your  type ?   A potential partner would at least have to have some intelligence, I’m afraid.  I’m not asking to be matched, but I want to at least be able to talk with them about my passions.  I would want them to understand and support me, but be willing to stand their ground when I get out of line, but also know when they need to just step away and let me tire myself out.  
35. Are  you  wanting  the  quiz  to  end ?  Well, it doesn’t really matter to me, I’m more than happy to answer your questions.  
36. Now  it’s  over !  Tag  five  people:  @the27percent​ @theotherrookie​ @spacymuses​ @echoingeldritch​ @sansblog123​
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astrologysvt · 5 years
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Jeonghan’s Ideal Type - Natal Chart Reading
For ideal types, I’m not going to be doing specific placements of their ideal partner. Instead, I’m gonna be listing personality traits I think would mesh well with them, as well as focus on their needs and the kind of person who could meet them. what this reading cannot account for is the compromising the members would do on their end for their s/o. so just keep in mind this is only half of the whole picture!
someone charming thanks to that libra sun, mercury & venus.
someone naturally very romantic who is willing to do all of those cute, fluffy, traditional relationship things.
he’s gonna want the whole ten yards of cute couple things like couple outfits, phone backgrounds, nicknames, etc. etc. thanks to his libra placements loving all the cute and adorable honeymoon fluff.
it may embarrass his aqua moon if someone were to call him out on this, but his libra placements will love the romantic side of this, and his scorpio mars would love the physical representations of his partner’s commitment.
that libra also makes him a very simple and romantic guy. 
he really thrives in relationships that are very uncomplicated, balanced, and loving.
he’s a natural romantic and wants someone he can enjoy the more quiet and domestic aspects of life with.
and so i don’t think he’d mesh well with someone who was overly ambitious to the point they couldn’t be in the moment
or someone too fast paced to appreciate the less than exciting parts of life and relationships. 
the guy has said before that he just wants to nap on a date which sounds TOTALLY unromantic but is actually very romantic to him. 
as that’d be him and s/o sharing space, sharing life, and a very clear indication of their comfort with each other (which is scorpio mars loves as well)
he’s a very detail-oriented guy when it comes to people. 
he notices a lot. 
his libra makes him very attuned to social dynamics and is very good at making note of what’s significant to each person specifically and adjusts accordingly. 
like, if someone reacts negatively to something no matter how minor he’s going to make note of it.
then his aqua moon is very analytical and focused on understanding the “why”s when it comes to other people and their actions/habits.
then you have that scorpio mars that’s very reactive and emotionally intuitive. 
because of all of that he’s very nuanced focused. 
he’s going to notice all the little things and it’s important that his s/o is contentious of this. 
for example, if he notices his s/o has a specific thing they do when they’re getting impatient -- he’s gonna be butt hurt if they do it towards him even if it’s just sighing SUPER hard or maybe getting a little curt. 
it’s very important that his s/o isn’t overly brash and understands nuance as well, as he may feel a disconnect or that his s/o is not meeting him halfway in their understanding. 
for example: an overly impulsive person may say and do something out of the blue and know it has no deeper meaning, but the action in and of itself is still going to impact him in some way shape or form. 
then his aqua moon makes him really rely on “reasons” to navigate other people as well as his own hurt, so he’d really struggle with someone who may do those impulsive things and really have no reason. 
it’d make him think they were careless. 
so these details are generally a good thing to be aware of so as to ensure there isn’t a strong miscommunication in intention.
either to avoid doing said things in the first place, or to understand what upsets him so his s/o can speak his language when sorting out the disagreement. 
like the “just because” reasoning wont fly with him if that makes sense.
his libra also gives him a tendency towards passivity and so it’s important that his s/o be attuned to his less than immediate/concrete ways of expressing himself. 
noticing his weird habits is a courtesy he doesn’t really offer himself nor expect from others, but it’s a good thing for his s/o to pay attention to. 
especially when he also has a tendency towards getting shy with expressing his emotions with his very logical aqua moon and that scorpio mars that makes vulnerability a very daunting experience for him. 
so those little hints and non-verbal communication are actually very prominent despite his air dom chart. 
he’s going to be one of the most selective members in relationships amongst svt. 
it’s a big mixture of his romantic libra wanting the whole experience to be romantic, feel right, and meet his expectations. 
and partially his very romantically hesitant placements that can cause him to be the type to wait until he feels comfortable enough.
he’s an extreme realist, potentially guarded, and ultimately very discerning in love thanks to his aqua moon and scorpio mars. 
with an aqua moon he’s more friend oriented and generally very logical in love
and that scorpio mars is very concerned with making sure he’s giving his love and vulnerability to the most deserving people. 
especially with a scorpio mars, those feelings of love are extremely intense and all-consuming to him and so it’d be a really huge blow to him to fall for someone who didn’t take those feelings as seriously. 
for that reason, he’s going to be pretty picky. 
he’s really waiting until he finds someone he clicks with in a very serendipitous sense. 
someone where the dynamic feels good right from the get-go, where he feels comfortable but also entertained. 
i imagine that dynamic is going to entail them constantly doting on each other.
there should also be a great balance in give and take with conversations and affection. 
generally very courteous.
jokes and ideas should flow freely back and forth. 
he’s the type to have a very out-there and playful humor, and so someone privy to that who can reciprocate would be incredibly exciting to him. 
he’s going to fall for the mind first. 
someone intelligent and a great conversationalist thanks to his aqua moon.
he has a very air dominant chart which puts an emphasis on the intellect and intellectual connection.
due to this, it’s very unlikely that he would confide or be intimate with someone who couldn’t first understand his jokes or keep up a good conversation. 
he’d simply think they couldn’t understand him.
with that, he would probably struggle being with someone who insists that intimate moments always need to be emotionally heavy.
or someone who insists that emotions need to be expressed in very specific/formal ways, as there’s a part of him that wants that playful exchange and needs the relief of light conversation to dilute the heavy emotions.
his well aspected jupiter makes him a very cheerful and optimistic person, although there is a hint of realism in him through that aqua moon, scorpio mars, and saturn aspects with mars and jupiter. 
he needs a practical partner who allows him to be his playful self, while keeping their mindset and interactions with him generally positive. 
he’s going to struggle with someone who assumes the worst, or someone who is going to nitpick at potential issues/details without enjoying the moment or finding a positive aspect to focus on. 
he’s the type to meet negative or complicated situations with positivity/humor and so it’d eventually weigh on him if he felt there wasn’t a place for this, or that there were moments where he could be “punished” for reacting in such a way. 
inversely, it may be hard for him to connect with someone who was too far removed from reality as well -- may that be someone with unrealistic goals, or someone who is an escapist from both reality and problems as they’d feel hard to grasp. 
and again, his libra placements make him a very simple guy and so it’s important that his s/o isn’t on either side of those extremes. 
we don’t need astrology to know that he’s a playful guy, but his libra mercury sextile sag jupiter further proves that.
mercury in soft aspect to jupiter means that jeonghan’s sense of humor is young, playful, and boundless.
honestly, his well aspected jupiter in general supports this.
not only is it a defining trait for him, but it’s a trait that he greatly values in others.
every moment he touches is funny and light and his s/o should embrace and appreciate that.  
this sag placement in general means that his humor is intellect-driven, with a hint of sarcasm (although he may not vibe too well with humor that is OVERLY negative or negative in assumption).
this boy is a talker.
he loves to talk and communicate.
this doesn’t particularly mean you can’t get a word in edgewise, but communication and language is how he makes sense of the world.
and with that aqua moon, the desire to discover, experience, and discuss is STRONG.
his s/o should always be willing to communicate, whether it’s debating passionately on ridiculous things or carefully trying to sort out a disagreement.
he’d probs want someone fun and a little bit of a weirdo who can keep up with his airy wit while keeping his aqua moon intrigued.
although his libra placements may find him attracted to those who are more charming in a “traditional” sense, his aqua moon & scorpio mars would also be super put-off by someone overly concerned with gaining other’s acceptance, or someone overly superficial/concerned with appearances.
these two placements generally seek authenticity and honesty.
even especially if it leans a little towards the unconventional side.
while his libra sun may appreciate the more “light-hearted” and “simple” aspects of a relationship, his scorpio mars is quick at getting through to the deeper (weird) stuff.
but looking further into that scorpio mars.
all that fun, cute, airy, fluffy, rosy libra stuff?
this is the part of his chart that COMPLETELY offsets that.
while his aqua moon is going to find himself attracted to more unconventional and unique individuals, his scorpio mars tinges that attraction a little more towards the dark, intense side. 
he wants someone with depth, complexity, and individuality. 
it’s a mixture of both desire and fascination, though his libra placements will probably prevent him from being interested in more questionable things that’d make them more bothersome than intriguing.
lmao you wont be seeing him at any occult gatherings any time soon (as some people like to think all scorpios do)
a good example of this would be when he said pluhmm by HA:TFELT was a song he liked.
the song has that flirty sound and subject matter while also being sultry, breathy, playfully obsessive, and a little taboo.
like, she wants to know the name of your dog but also if you have one night stands.
and so he’d really vibe with that sense of intensity mixed with the artsy, flirty scene. 
IN THE END, what i think is mainly going to define his ideal type is this sense of balance through libra.
his s/o should meet him in his humor, his love for communication and intellectual connection. 
they should share his values in optimism, individuality, and open-mindedness while sharing his love for the simple things. 
and for everything jeonghan does, he sincerely hopes his s/o is willing to match his efforts.
with that idea of balance, he also has this aspect of passivity and emotional guardedness within him 
and so he’d benefit from someone assertive and emotionally intelligent to balance out those aspects within him. 
his s/o should be thoughtful and caring. 
someone who is going to observe and care for him as closely and he does them. 
and i didn’t really go super deep into this aspect this time around (will return to in his boyfriend reading) but emotional and romantic intimacy is a huge factor for him.
that close proximity, understanding, and that sense of commitment and devotion is very important for him.
and so he’s seeking not only this balanced dynamic in that give and take
but also this balance between this light and simple romance, with a romance that’s much more intense, attached, and emotional. 
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accessfuckingdenied · 5 years
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KNY characters' ideal types
Pillars edition
Gender neutral
Sorry If I messed something up... feel free to correct me ^^
Giyuu
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I think he would like a person like him. Quiet, collected, wise and intelligent, with whom he can have a deep conversation, and basically have a motherly/fatherly love. Not to push him away when he wants affection and doesn't judge him like the others do. He would like them to give him proper "signs" and not be confusing like "most of the people" as they say. And a good hygiene and he would be extremely happy if someone listens to him venting.
Muichirou
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I think that he likes people that can look more intimidating. Someone who can protect him until he comes of age and refines his skills, someone who will help him refine himself and not laugh at him. Good hygiene too and someone who has a nice scent and is always there to make him laugh after a stressful day. He says he would use his lover as a pillow all the time and warm himself.
Shinobu
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She is more into someone who can show they are independent and learn easily. She never liked people that whine about everything and are capricious, without any independence but relying on someone else to sustain or save them, all the time. She would like them to be able to teach her how to be stronger and help her with things she has a hard time learning.
Rengoku
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He has that attraction towards shy people that easily blush. He would feel delighted to be around someone who blushes at everything he does for them. He finds it extremely adorable and likes to caress their red cheeks and pat their head. Also someone who will let him give them affection, not to push him away or get mad for the smallest things.
Mitsuri
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...no need to describe-
She likes E V E R Y O N E
Well the only exception is the abusive type of people. She always hated them and never wants to be near someone like that.
Uzui
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He lets his own heart to desire who to fancy. He always falls in love with different types of people and he himself cannot tell what he likes the most or what attracts him the most. However, he is sure that he likes people with fit bodies and that train and maintain a healthy lifestyle and these who you can just talk forever, not end up in an awkward silence or just hugging and keeping quiet.
Obanai
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He likes people that are unique, different from the others that he considers basic, someone that gives that weird vibe from them and do shenanigans all the time, someone who is not emotionless, but expresses everything they feel and think, and it sounds weird but he finds it cute when someone is exaggerating. Ahem. Mitsuri is like that for him-
Gyomei
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He is into people that share the same interests as him. I really feel like he is not into atheists at all and prefers a religious one with whom he can pray with. He would also want them to endure his tight hugs and overall bare with his huge size. Not being hasty with stuff too. He would like a kind soul that will not make his eyes teary from sadness but from joy.
Sanemi
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You better smell good because thar boy loves good scents. He is just attracted to people that have a pungent and pleasant smell. You better also show some will and ember otherwise he will just take you as a nuisance and not even pay attention to you. He would like a more open-minded person, yet to know exactly when to be quiet and think before doing something. But also he would like them to still have some kind of emotions and express them freely around him, not being intimidated by him and trear him with love and respect.
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readingsbylibramc · 3 years
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birth chart reading for @obitobrigade
hello! welcome to your reading. I’m gonna give you a quick overview of what I’m going to analyze about your natal chart. feel free to ask me anything if something isn’t clear, of course. you’ll find out your dominants’ influence on your persona, your physical appearance, impression on others and the way you approach the world; your ego, identity, the real you; your reactions, your desires, inner emotions; your way of expressing your feelings, your mind and ideas; your desires and approach to love; your energy tank, instincts and temperament; in-depth analysis of each house with their rulers and analysis of heavy aspects; love life + soulmates/karmic partners interpretation; your relationship with your friends; your family life; your approach to career and work in general + possible jobs suggestion; your style, fashion sense analysis; life purpose and past life description; basic transits’ analysis to describe your current mood and, last but not least, your secret skills, how to make the most out of your soul and manifest what you desire based on your birth chart.
🦋 chart shape, dominants
your chart is a locomotive shape. this means that you're a very ambitious person, with a lot of energy. neptune has a big influence on you, and your life revolves around dreaming, manifesting, healing and emotional growth. the empty part of your life is what you have to develop, hence your family, love life and also your self-esteem, communication and thinking style.
your dominant planets are mercury, the sun and venus. you are a very smart person, you can be quite astute and you have great problem-solving skills. you're also quite creative, or at least you have an eye for aesthetics. you may be quite confident, or at least you're going to become more confident as time goes by. you're also very sociable and charismatic, people generally see you as someone fun to be around.
your dominant sign is gemini. you are a very intelligent individual, you are thirsty for knowledge and you also have great communication skills. you have a witty sense of humor, you're able to make everyone feel at ease with your sympathy. people may say you're two-faced, but in reality you just act in the most appropriate way based on the situation you're in. you despise boredom, you're very experimental in your life, but others may mistake this trait for flakiness.
your dominant element is air. in your life, you adore seeking for knowledge of any kind. you may be interested in studying different subjects, from those you study at school like science, maths, literature etc. to more unconventional ones, such as astrology, psychology, criminology and so on. you enjoy interacting with people; even if you’re not that sociable, you’ll still be interested in their point of view and their ideals, as you see it as a way to expand your own mind. you’re also interested in vintage, and you may have a retro aesthetic or just like history in general.
🌎 ascendant in sagittarius, 19° / 2nd decan ruled by jupiter and mars
you see the world as an adventure. sagittarius risings are usually very happy-go-lucky, they smile often, especially with your neptune being also conjunct your ascendant. yet, you’re probably more of a loner, you’re not as extroverted as other sagittariuses, or at least it took you a while to open up. you may relate more to pisces rising, actually. you have a knack for philosophy, and your favourite is most probably ‘you only live once’. you tame dying before making the amount of experiences you want to have in your life, hence you could even be impulsive sometimes. you’re the type to always be up to crack a joke or anything that can make you and others smile, yet when someone gets against you, it’s over for them. you have quite of a sharp tongue, you’re pretty blunt and straight-forward. in fact, you may often get in troubles due to your impulsiveness, which may be misunderstood. you have an incredible charm to you; it’s not like taurus’ or libra’s, those are more related to physical traits. sagittarius people, on the other hand, are surely very talented at something; maybe, at school you were one of the best students, and everyone recognized it and appreciated you for that; people understand your potential, and you may often receive compliments for your skills. basically, your personality is charismatic. due to neptune being conjunct the ascendant, I feel like you may even struggle too much with pessimism during your first years, but in case you are, you shouldn’t be. jupiter is also your dominant planet, and it’s willing to give you the best of luck if you respect its themes. hence, you need to have faith in the universe and be optimistic. try to look more at the positive sides in life and even in people. physically, sagittarius is all about abundance, hence you may have trouble losing weight. you could have big bones, or at least something bigger on your body that doesn’t make you look like a victoria’s secret’s model. you’re more on the thick side, in fact you probably have a pear/hourglass body shape, with wider hips and/or thick thighs and lower body in general. you could also have wide shoulders, and something big and memorable on your face as well. maybe you have a very distinctive nose, or perhaps your eyes are almond-shaped. your forehead and lips could be pretty wide as well. I’ve also noticed that sagittarius peers have a very lively sparkle in their eyes, even though they may be very dark. it’s like having two/three tiny diamonds at the centre of each of your eyes. last but not least, you may have sharp cheekbones and very dark features, such as dark hair or eyes.
sagittarius ascendant conjunct sagittarius neptune: you appear as a very genuine and honest person. you have a reassuring aura about you, which could attract people to you. in fact, you seem and sound like a healer, hence broken people may find comfort in you. you’re an hopeless romantic, and this may make you look sort of naive, almost childlike. you feel the need to revolution the world, there’s an hidden rebel in you that needs change and justice. yet, you struggle to take action. it’s like your assertiveness is stuck deep inside of you, and you can’t take it out. hence, you cope with this through escapism; you may oversleep, overwork, drink, daydream, do drugs… anything that allows your mind to travel away from your sense of justice. you always want to be seen likeable, hence you may act differently based on the situation you’re in. you’re kind of a chameleon. identity issues are also common with this placement, as you may feel the need to be part of a group, yet you can’t. you’re too complex to be part of only one category, you can’t classify yourself. you may often be, or at least look, sleepy. your eyes have a very dreamy look on them, and they’re probably very big and round. possibly, they’re also hooded, with long eyelashes. your skin may be naturally pale, or at least there’s something light in your face, even like some tiny sparkles in your eyes. you may also have a naturally clear skin.
🌞 sun in gemini, 9° / 1st decan ruled by mercury
with your sign in the mutable sign of gemini, you are a very light-hearted, chill individual. you're very bright and bubbly, you have amazing communication skills and also an entertaining sense of humor that is able to light up the room. you're very sociable, you like interacting with others, and with your fire placements you surely don't struggle to let this side of you out. since gemini is a mutable sign, you most likely have tons of interests and hobbies, they're so many that you find it hard to keep up with all of them, despite being extremely good at multi-tasking. in fact, you're particularly intelligent and thirsty for knowledge. you like learning about everything, you love looking and being smart. it's your way to feel empowered and proud of yourself. you always need freshness in your daily life, you cannot stand boredom. because of that, you may often change your ideas, your hobbies, your favourite singer, etc. sometimes, you could even apply this to friends and lovers, and people may consider you unloyal or not much serious because of that. in addition, you get easily very anxious and stressed, to the point that you may seem dramatic to others. you may also get scared easily, even though you try to stay collected thanks to your taurus mars.
gemini sun conjunct gemini mercury: you express your ego and identity through your words and ideas. you’re very opinionated and you protect strongly your beliefs. after all, you probably came up with your ideals after thinking deeply about them, you were too precise to be wrong. you’re also probably an avid reader, and you could do well in writing yourself, as you’re able to properly convey your ideals with your words. also, your heavy sagittarius dominance makes you naturally good at writing poetry, or even philosophical quotes. your mind is very active, and you feel comfortable letting all your thoughts out. it’s actually a way to relieve stress. you also have a wide vocabulary, and you’re capable of making a formal speech if you have to. you have a memorable way of speaking, as your words are very sharp. it’s hard for you to be ignored for your intellect.
gemini sun square virgo saturn: during the first years of your life, you were most likely very insecure. probably, your father or any kind of authoritative figure influenced your growth, making you self-conscious about your looks and abilities. they might've been really strict, or at least critical or overprotective of you. you feel the need to be perfect, or at least to meet others' expectations. you may also care too much about what others think about you. you may be a late bloomer, and you could face some hardships in your relationships, but this gets better with time. this probably manifests in your approach to friendships and relationships, making you quite awkward. don't worry, though; as you become more aware of yourself and your potential, saturn's lessons won't seem so harsh anymore.
🌙 moon in leo, 7° / 1st decan ruled by the sun
you are a social butterfly. even though it may seem like you're looking for attention, it's not your priority. you're so charismatic and bubbly that you get naturally noticed. this is the most trustworthy leo decan, and also the most benevolent. you can be quite dramatic when you express your reactions; e.g. you scream when you're angry, or maybe you get really loud when you're excited or happy about something. you could also vent your emotions punching things, for example. just like the sun, the heat of your emotions needs to be felt by those who surround you. you'd do anything to help someone, especially with your sagittarius rising. you just want the best for anyone, even though people may take advantage of this generosity of yours. in addition, you could hardly ever say no, especially to people you're not close to. your heart is aligned with your feelings; you're naturally kind-hearted, you're prone to say things as you feel them. on the other hand, you may not be aware of how your thoughts may influence others. you're also very artistic! you might be into drawing/painting, or at least into art history, or maybe literature, poetry etc. anything that involves creativity and self-expresssion. you can be quite egotistic regarding your emotions: you always try to interpret people's feelings, so you get deeply upset when people don't understand you, especially when they don't even try.
leo moon square taurus venus: there are contrasting feelings in your relationships with others; after all, your taurus venus wants to commit to someone and be loyal to them. on the other hand, your leo moon wants to be free. you don't want to feel tied to someone, you still need your independency. those two desires of yours probably contrast each other, stressing you out. you want a calm, almost boring relationship, but with this placement you can't seem to have one. your feelings and self-esteem may depend a lot on your relationships, not only with your lovers, but also with your friends. if someone isn't loyal to you, you immediately start blaming yourself. in your life you may lack intimacy, and while it may make you feel better at first, based on the rest of your chart you actually need someone on your side. you can't do everything on your own. it's very challenging, but you need to find someone that projects your ideals of love. if you need a free-spirit, go look for one. it may take you a while, but if you learn all the lessons you need to learn from your breakups, you'll be able to live a peaceful life with your spouse.
leo moon square taurus mars: your feelings are very intense. you may tend to react aggressively, or at least overreact. you feel the constant need to express your emotions, but you also want to be understood by others. you tend to be aggressive because you're actually afraid that others may be the first ones to hurt you. you don't really do it with malice, it's your way to defend yourself from eventual enemies. this placement also indicates that your childhood / family life was or will be quite turbulent. to cope with this placement, I'd suggest you to be a little bit more mechanic when you express your feelings. you don't have to hide them, just try not to vent all your anger around. you don't seem strong, you're just exposing your weaknesses in this way.
leo moon conjunct leo jupiter: you're an outgoing and warm person, who always tries to make others feel at ease. I assume you try to be nice to everyone, but you can't help but be a little awkward around people you don't know. with your moon conjunct jupiter, you go with the flow and don't shy away from challenges. they're moments to prove your potential and abilities. you are an extremely open-minded person, you rarely judge a book by its cover. you probably despise racism, homophobia, misogyny etc. with a passion (as you should tbh). you may also be into poetry, philosophy, and just anything that can stimulate both your mind and feelings. in fact, your mind is constantly wandering somewhere else, allowing you to travel with your fantasy. you're also probably attracted to foreign things, like people, music, fashion, languages, movies etc. you love learning about anything, and you may also have a good memory. in fact, it’s common for you to be the one who explains things and possibly even leads a group, and this could unluckily make you seem as a know-it-all. you do take pride in your wisdom, indeed. your deep way of thinking is also where your desire for freedom comes from, as you wish to be able to expand yourself through travelling and new experiences. when you get angry, you can actually get very rude and offensive, even towards authorities. you’re short-tempered, and you despise being told what to do. you’re also a good, loyal friend, and you’re the type to stand up for them and defend them during a fight. you’re friendly, especially with people you feel comfortable with, and you probably love talking. you’re able to put a smile on others’ face just by telling your stories, even though you never truly go in-depth. you're quite optimistic, as you see good in everyone. yet, while this is a good trait that allows you to be more at ease in relationships, you may also be fooled easily due to your blind optimism.
🗣 mercury in gemini, 10° / 2nd decan ruled by mercury and venus
mercury is in its natural place in gemini, your whole chart flows very well! you have great problem-solving skills, you are extremely intelligent and astute. when you were younger, you probably used to be the winner at games like hide-and-seek. this placement also enhances your thirst for knowledge of any kind, you want to learn at least a little about anything, from science to foreign cultures. yet, since you want to learn so many things all at once, you may lack precision and be a little bit superficial. on the other hand, you're a fast learner, even though you could be a bit too logical and lack intuition. you may often find people predictable, but in reality you're just ahead of them. you're also very open-minded, even though you still rely more on logic, not like your sister sign is sagittarius. yet, it's easy for you to be flexible in your day-to-day life, you don't have to follow a schedule to have everything under control, even though you may often suffer from stress and headaches due to this lack of organization. you may have a very youthful and positive voice, you just give off good vibes, you know?
gemini mercury square virgo saturn: this placement gives you limitations and lessons regarding the way you think and talk. it may be that you’re too shy to approach others and to say what you think, so you just don’t try. otherwise, if you actually take action and try to overcome this problem, you could get into troubles. that’s probably caused by the fact that you don’t really pay attention to your words. you’re quite straight-forward, and due to your fire energy you always seem as if you’re up for a fight. you may be particularly pessimistic, or maybe you lack confidence in social interactions due to these problems, which could be possibly caused by your parents, or perhaps interfer in your relationship with your family. in fact, you may argue quite often with others, and misunderstandings are also common. this is something that gets naturally better with time, but in order for it to happen you need to take action. you may for example start speaking with others more at work, anything that allows you to challenge your mind and voice, in order to make you gain experiences and become a master at it. many celebrities, once they mastered this hard aspect, got loads of success. you can do that too, you just need to work on it.
❤️ venus in taurus, 15° / 2nd decan ruled by venus and mercury
you seek long-lasting relationships. you're very romantic, and this fixed influence gives you high standards for your partner, you stay back from players. you look for someone you can always count on, and that is willing to support you through thick and thin. it may take you a while to find someone worth to be your lover, but once you find them, you'll always be loyal to them as long as they're respectful. they're your most precious possession, hence you're very jealous and protective of them. if it becomes unhealthy for both you and your partner, it's surely an issue you have to solve, maybe together. you're also the type who likes to be spoiled by their lover, and wants to make lovely gifts as well. these gifts don't have to be expensive, even homemade things are fine. for example, you may melt at the thought of your significant other to take their time and do something exclusively for you, like baking a cake or writing a poem. little gestures that show you their love. in a potential partner, you also care about how they present themselves. I'm not necessarily talking about conventional beauty, but more on a self-care side. you like people who smell good, have a nice fashion sense and maybe people that are quite conceited too (obviously not to the point of narcissism).
taurus venus conjunct taurus mars: you are very serious when it comes to love. you seek intense, long-lasting relationships, filled with both romance and passion. ironically, you tend to attract people that are the opposite, who are only looking for fun and casual romance. that could afflict your self-worth significantly, as you feel unlucky in love. this is also another placement that indicates that one of your parents, probably your father, or still anyone of the opposite sex probably influenced your approach to romance and sex. there are different scenarios I have in mind, but I'll talk about it later in the family life section.
☄️ mars in taurus, 11° / 2nd decan ruled by venus and mercury
with taurus mars, you may actually despise working too much. you love challenging your mind, but you're kind of lazy. you'd rather stimulate yourself through your hobbies and interests rather than using school / work, which are quite stressful for you. you need to find something material and concrete to motivate you and make you assertive. you could study just because you need a good grade, or maybe work just to get paid. you don't really do it with interest, as you care more about nurturing your passions than responsibilities. you're not really into conflicts; you'd rather be peaceful with everyone, as you find it a waste time to argue with someone. most taurus mars tend to be quite passive, yet I don't think it's your case. I imagine that with your heavy sagittarius energy, and also mars opposing uranus, you've got a hot temper. you may try to avoid conflicts, but once someone gets on your nerves it's over for them. you're very unpredictable from this point of view, it's hard to decipher you. you may be more verbally aggressive than physically, though.
taurus mars square leo jupiter: you easily come off as more assertive and arrogant than you actually are. you say things impulsively, and sometimes you’re too blunt and hurt people’s feelings. you don’t do it on purpose, though, there’s no malice behind your acts; it’s just your natural way to express your opinions. you’re also very competitive, and this may make you look selfish. on a positive side, you probably have a naturally nice body (or maybe you react fast to diet/workout). you’re a risk-taker, and if you’re not you should try breaking the rules sometimes (obviously not doing illegal stuff lol). in fact, it’s when you’re both physically and mentally active that you’re able to come up with even better ideas, as you’re full of creativity. to cope with this placement, you can try doing something fun to challenge your mind, basically get out of your comfort-zone. of course you don’t have to overdo it, but it would be beneficial.
🏡 houses
your 1st house is in sagittarius. you come off as someone very optimistic and bold, you're probably the fun one in the family or in your group of friends. you are very charismatic, you have a witty sense of humor and people are always pleased to have you around, as you're able to light up the room. you are probably quite sociable, you may smile often and people always see you as someone easy to talk to, someone trustworthy. you are very optimistic, you probably have great problem-solving skills or, otherwise, you just ignore your problems and wait for time to heal. you're also quite spiritual, you may be sensitive to higher entities and you could possibly also be religious.
your 2nd house is in capricorn. your relationship with money may not be totally stable; it could be that it may take you a while to earn money, you could have struggled with finances in your early years. ment that indicates sudden money loss. this placement also confirms that your self-esteem wasn't stable either; you could be quite insecure, and you may idealize a lot the way you look. for example, you could think that you have an ugly nose when it’s actually the opposite. same goes for your belongings; you may think that you have saved loads of money, you spend them, and then you realize you didn’t really have much. on the other hand, since you've already passed your saturn return, you're probably way more responsible now. you know how to deal with and gain money, and through hard work you can even earn quite a lot.
your 3rd house is in the sign of pisces. when it comes to speech, you’re most likely more introspective. you may not be much talkative, and most of the time you keep your ideas and thoughts to yourself, but actually it's hard for you to hide them. you may be secretive, but you're easy to read. you learn the best when you’re close to creativity or imagination, you’re very intuitive and hence it's easier for you to learn new topics. while you're very empathetic and you're able to properly convey your thoughts and feelings in your speech, you may also come off as sensitive or even insecure. you may have a quiet voice, and hence you could come off as shy, but I assume that this naturally healed with time.
your 4th house is in aries. while outside you may appear as very polite, when you feel comfortable you actually become way more fiery. you’re very impulsive in your home environment, you could have actually been some sort of warrior. maybe you used to argue a lot with your parents, perhaps because they were too overprotective. it wasn’t totally peaceful, there were a few events that made you hold a grudge, maybe even subconsciously. it might be regarding a family member, or even a childhood mate. during your childhood, you weren’t much sad, though. it could be that your home environment was a bit intense at times, or maybe one of your parents is absent, emotionally or physically, but it was nothing too serious, as your mars isn't bad aspected at all.
your 5th house is in taurus, with also venus and mars placed there. you are a very creative, artistic person. you’re able to relax by watching netflix, eating, writing, painting… anything that can be done at home. you’re not the type to hang out too often or party all night, you’re more of a homebody. you could also love sleeping in, just being able to stay in bed all day wearing comfy clothes is a vacation for you. you probably had to grow up sooner than others kids, you seemed much more serious and mature than them. but remember, while this placement gives you a strong sense of duty, it’s also important to nurture your creativity, especially since your placements indicate that you have a very strong imagination. in fact, I see you earning money thanks to your big dreams, you could surely be successful in a creative or artistic career. you could work behind the scenes, you could be a graphic designer, a photographer, a videomaker, a screenwriter, or you may even be a celebrity of any kind. you could also work in the beauty field, such as a mua, a hairdresser or as a stylist. praise and success are what motivate you the most. your main goal in life is being praised for achieving your goals, you wouldn't feel motivated without compliments. therefore, you put energy in things that make you feel confident and noticed, as you enjoy being seen. for example, if you feel confident being well-dressed, you could spend hours in the closet to look how you want. you are very creative, you get an energy boost through creative outlets, and hence your hobbies (reading, writing, dancing, singing, drawing, etc.) recharge your battery. this placement also makes you very extra, especially with people you're close to. you may gesticulate a lot, you could as well enjoy mimicking others' voices. you're basically very dramatic, you seem like an actor when you react, but at least you're very fun and entertaining to watch and listen.
your 6th house is in taurus, with also your sun and mercury placed there. you may find yourself dating people at your work place, or maybe at school you used to go out with people from your class/school. romance is part of your daily life for you. you like surrounding yourself with venusian aesthetic, so you probably take care of your body, your fashion, your home and so on. you may also be very fond of animals and money. this placement usually makes someone procrastinate a bit, you may have the habit of dedicating yourself too much to your passions without finishing your work, but I don't think it's your case. there are other placements in your chart that make you more hard-working than you look. you are in fact very dedicated to your job and routine. you probably don't like changes, you'd rather follow a schedule in your day-to-day life. your job and skills could be the key to make you gain more confidence in yourself, as they would give you the independency that you crave due to your sagittarius rising. you may have a job that allows you to earn a great income, and perhaps you could heal people with it. hence, you could be some sort of therapist, counselor, nurse or even something more artistic, like a writer. anything that allows you to heal people with your words would be suitable for you. you could also work in a place where you have to handle others' money or possessions in general. you're very smart and insightful, and you strive for perfection; in a room, you always want to be the best, whether it's fashion-wise, or maybe at work or school. you're a perfectionist, you can't bear being #2. to be perfect, you don't bring others down like aries, though. that's because you want to prove your power to yourself, not to others. it's like a way to increase you low self-esteem. in fact, it depends a lot on your achievements; if you don't meet your expectations, you start going through a hard time of insecurity and struggles.
your 7th house is in gemini. in a partner, you seek someone intelligent that is able to keep up with your rhythm. you don’t have time to nurture someone, you want them to fully understand you. in fact, you may be more attracted to older partners, as they’re supposed to be more mature. I don’t see many issues arising in your marriage life, it will probably be very peaceful, but it may take you a while to find someone you like. you’re a picky person when it comes to love, you want someone hard-working and responsible with a big brain, yet they should also be quite outgoing and funny. you need mental stimulation, someone that is a constant adventure for you and that is worth exploring. you may meet your future spouse at work, according to your chart. otherwise, you could meet them in a bank, in a restaurant, at a concert, at the mall… also, they could help you gaining more confidence in yourself.
your 8th house is in cancer. the moon and jupiter are also placed there. you are a very private individual, you have trust issues and you only share your concerns with people you're sure you can trust. you tend to preserve yourself, even though it’s hard for you to repress your emotions, as they’re too to intense to bottle them up. you absorb people’s feelings like a sponge, there’s no way that you won’t instantly understand their real emotions. overall, you tend to overreact a lot; you have the moon's sensitive energy on one side and 8th house’s mysterious, almost scary vibe. dealing with these emotional burnouts may be stressing to you, as you totally get caught up in them. even if it looks like you get to know other people often, you actually don’t let others know you. you’re the type of person to talk and socialize, especially after your saturn return, but you never reveal your deepest fears and thoughts to strangers. you only open up to people you’re sure you can trust. when you’re angry, you can literally go as far as using violence; you need to let out your emotions by screaming, swearing… anything that can make you feel better. when you don’t get rid of all your negative vibes when angry, you may tend to get physically sick; you could get stomachaches, or maybe even headaches. there’s a secret, sensitive side in you that needs passionate and romantic partners in love. yet, you can’t help but feel more attracted to the ones that may hurt you badly. you’re possibly quite sensitive to entities too, like ghosts, spirits...
your 9th house is in virgo. you have a practical approach to philosophy and your thoughts in general. that is, you’re able to grasp a lot of information that makes you think more about your identity. you’re interested in psychology, and that explains why you decided to get your chart read after all. you were a perfectionist at school, and you probably had amazing grades. you are very justice-driven, you like learning new stuff and being the #1 at pretty much everything you care about. yet, you could be quite bossy at times, as you could come off as a bit too arrogant but you're just very dedicated. saturn is also here: this placement also indicates that you'll most likely get to work abroad, or perhaps you'll come in contact with people from all over the world, therefore you may have to speak another language or deal with new cultures. during your early years you may feel stuck, you may lack freedom perhaps due to your finances as well, but as time goes by it only gets better, making you more confident, brave and independent.
your 10th house is in libra, with also your pluto placed there. you have an eye for aesthetics, and you want to have a reputation for looking classy and mannered. basically a lady, but that knows how to stand up for herself. in your ideal career you need something that makes you express your need for beauty, possibly even justice. you may have a passion for poetry and literature in general, or maybe you could be particularly skilled at fashion. you have a natural talent to match colours with undertones, body shapes, vibes etc., and you could make this particular ability of yours a job. you’re also a charismatic, strong-willed speaker, hence you could also do well as a lawyer, a politician, an activist etc. your ideal career involves arts and aesthetics. you could become an artist, a writer, a poet, an actress, an interior designer, a stylist… this type of things. also, your career and indipendence are most likely to boost your self-esteem. in addition, you may also be able to get very well-paid, you could even be in the spotlight or famous.
your 11th house is in scorpio, with also your uranus sitting there. you are extremely picky with your friends. you have a few trust issues, probably caused by your karmic issues again, that make you secretive around your friends. you may close yourself in your shell, or maybe you actually know a lot of people, yet you only consider a few of them your friends. most of the time, you may also befriend people that try to take advantage of you. or perhaps, since there’s a possibility that you understand that, you could be the one who leads the group and acts quite bossy. this is something that gets naturally better with time; actually, your friends will be of great help for you to grow up. you may have big dreams for your future, yet you may feel intimidated as they’re very intense, and hence hard to make come true. you need to pay your karmic debts in order to finally feel comfortable with others and have the motivation to achieve your long-term goals.
your 12th house is in scorpio again, with also neptune placed there. this is another placement that indicates that you crave intense, life-changing bonds, but that you also tame them. you're afraid of being betrayed, and hence you just end up repressing your feelings. on the other hand, this placement makes you extremely spiritual. you may be attracted to the occult or any spiritual topic: astrology, tarots, even spirits. you may use these tools to get to know yourself more. you can become aware of your karmic issues thanks to astrology for example, and use it to finally solve and break free from your limitations. it's important for you to get closer to your spiritual, higher self in this lifetime. it will probably make your life much easier. you could even have very vivid dreams, and perhaps you may predict the future through them.
❤️ love life, soulmates
in love, you attract gemini, virgo, taurus, aquarius, aries and libra placements. your future spouse will most likely have aquarius and taurus qualities: they’ll be extremely hard-working, mature and responsible, but also very romantic and sensual as well. they'll be a great listener, and they'll help you sharing your feelings. living with them won’t be boring at all, it may spice up your routine a bit. you are probably going to meet them at work, or at any kind of social gathering. concerts, restaurants, banks are also probable places of the meeting between you and your future spouse. your children will have taurus qualities; they’ll be pretty artsy and creative, probably also very beautiful. they could be a bit lazy, sleep a lot and they will also love eating. yet, they may as well have capricorn placements, and hence they'll develop a strong sense of duty with time that will make them extremely hard-working.
👶🏻 family life
your mother is a very fiery, impulsive person, with a short-temper. she could have even been quite violent with you during your childhood, and she might have a bit of a childish behaviour. deep down, she’s actually kind of insecure with her role as a mother. she may have aries, libra, taurus placements in her chart. your father, on the other hand, is more submissive. he’s a peaceful person, even though he most probably has a passive-aggressive behaviour. you could actually have a better relationship with him rather than with your mother, or at least he understands your needs better. he may have libra, scorpio, aries, virgo placements in his chart. if you have siblings, they most probably have aries, pisces or sagittarius placements in their chart. you may have an amazing relationship with them, you may understand each other very deeply and your bond could be quite emotional, even though you may argue from time to time. you may also look alike a lot.
📊 career
I certainly see you being successful in your career, you will most likely work alone and you'll most likely be a boss. you're very hard-working, so I can see you having your own business for example. otherwise, you may also do well in an aesthetic field, or even more practical jobs like lawyer, judge, possibly also a therapist or psychologist. you have probably a creative talent to you that could make you quite successful. you would also make a great singer, actress, writer, model, photographer... you'll basically get to communicate something in an artistic, creative way. overall, you want a job where you don't really have to depend on others. actually, you probably strive to be your own boss.
👚 fashion sense, style analysis
with your heavy venus presence, I'm sure you're very elegant. even if you're just wearing a sweatshirt with pants, you still manage to make it look so expensive and particular. you may like pastel, light colours, or even earthy shades like kaki, brown etc. you prefer using comfortable clothes, but you definitely know how to dress up when you have to. you might also be very fond of accessories, like jewellery and bags. you may also enjoy buying designer clothes, but even if they're cheaper, you want them to be of a nice quality. you may also enjoy going thrift shopping, as you may like wearing 'timeless' items, such as white shirts, blazers, coats, classic heels... basically, versatile clothes that are a must in your wardrobe, as they've always been trendy. you could also love oversized fits, as well as 80s/90s aesthetic.
👁 past life, life purpose
during your past life, it was hard for you to get out of your comfort-zone. you preferred staying in your small environment rather than challenge yourself. that made you again awareness of how to act in small communities, but this lifetime you need to go farther than that. you need to prove that what you learned in your past life is the key to nurture your skills, and be able to apply them in a larger environment. you may find yourself travelling a lot, gaining lots of widsom from your experiences... in this lifetime, you basically need to learn through the communication abilities you gained in your previous life.
🤔 major transits analysis / june 29th
with transit venus forming a conjunction to your natal jupiter in leo, you're probably feeling very sociable these days. you could be doing well financially, you may save money easily or perhaps money naturally flows to you. in addition, you could also be feeling comfortable with the way you look, you feel like going out and spending time with others.
🧿 manifest what you want, secret skills
the best way for you to manifest is idealizing and acting at the same time. you have both energies combined in your chart, which is great actually! I’d suggest you to first picture what you want in your life, and then do something concrete to manifest it. for example, let’s suppose you want this gucci bag; first, think about it deeply. then, you could try going into a gucci shop and just walk around, maybe even touch that bag. you’ll get results if you believe it! it’s also great to write and read/listen your own positive affirmations, such as 'I love my gucci bag’, 'the gucci bag my mom gave me is amazing’ and so on.
and this is the end! thank you again for booking a reading, hope it resonated with you :)
-libramc xx
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birlcholtz · 4 years
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you did bittyholtz so now how about bittyrans
bittyrans you say??? this is so fucking long it’s over 2.5k i’ve written full ass fics shorter than this i am going to bED
it starts with the PSLs, as so many things do. (do they???? idk i’ve only had like 2 psls in my life) PSLs turn into rans and bitty having weekly scheduled ‘get coffee and talk about the absolutely obscene lifestyle choices of the rest of our team,’ featuring holster and jack’s wardrobes, the green couch, and shitty’s inability to chew without talking at the same time, among other things
and THEN ‘coffee and bitch’ sessions turn into 'coffee and talk about whatever u feel’ sessions and eventually it just becomes a Thing. saturday mornings are for ransom and bitty. there’s still a lot of 'coffee and bitch’ happening, because it’s not like holster’s adidas slides and socks combo just went away, but they realize it’s not just expensive lattes and a half decent sense of fashion and hygiene that unites them. 
they deal with academic pressure in such different ways that it’s almost impossible to notice the similarities until they start talking more and more and realize they both feel that pressure (ransom because everything he turns in has to be perfect, bitty because he has a ridiculously hard time concentrating on things that don’t interest him, like for instance many of his classes), it’s just that ransom has nervous breakdowns that feature a lot of crying under the table and bitty bakes things as therapy until he’s forgotten all about whatever he needed to do.
so what happens when eric bittle (unofficially voted cutest member of smh 80 times) and justin oluransi (the most beautiful man at samwell) hang out a lot?
well, the first thing that happens is that people stare at them a lot as they walk around but ransom genuinely doesn’t notice because this happens to him all the time it’s never *not* happened and bitty notices but he figures it’s just because Ransom. u know.
ransom also finds bitty’s vlog, watches like 8 videos immediately (holster: dude are u ok), and barrels into the kitchen with his laptop in hand like BITTY CAN WE MAKE THIS
and bitty’s like oh sure! and ransom’s like. no. i mean can WE make this. i want to learn to make it and bitty’s like FUCK yeah
over the course of learning to make this dish ransom successfully wheedles bitty into letting him be on his vlog, bitty’s subscribers are Shook at this beautiful man just suddenly appearing when bitty has literally never had a guest before. he and ransom struggle to call each other by their first names the entire time and it’s fun and silly and they DO actually get a decent pie in the oven so it’s a success ('teaching my teammate to bake a _____’ sorry i didn’t think of a recipe lol. fill in whatever u want)
and then the comments on that video blow up, mostly with comments about ransom, some are just about how beautiful he is, some are like eric…. >.> why is this man on your channel when nobody else has ever been. eric do you have a boyfriend and where did you find him
bitty reads all these comments and does Not mention them to ransom but he’s mildly flattered that these people just assumed he was dating rans. because it’s hard to stand next to ransom and still feel attractive oops
BUT he also gets a bunch of new subscribers, which is why he asks ransom if he wants to be on the vlog again a few weeks later and ransom is like oh HELL yes
but it’s too late. bitty’s read all the comments asking if they’re dating. he never thought about ransom in that context before but he’s read all the comments now and he can’t stop thinking about what it would be like to date him. oops
they do the second video, and bitty firmly tells himself that they’re just friends and he’s just overthinking all of those comments, but also ransom smiling directly at someone is a force to be reckoned with and bitty literally cannot stop himself from smiling back (it’s a good thing they’re the only ones in the kitchen because anyone else would probably explode from observing it. bitty smiling is much more powerful than he knows)
okay and like. if bitty thought the comments on the first video were a lot. the sECOND video with justin oluransi?? it blows up. particularly because of one part where bitty catches ransom stealing a strawberry and just gasps and goes “justin” and people lose their minds over it. eric is so appalled. justin grins in a way that is only half apologetic and immediately reaches for another one and eric literally almost yeets the pie down the counter away from him. people set it to music on tiktok (i know tiktok wasn’t a thing while they were in college let me h a v e this)
and let it be known, ransom is also reading the comments on these videos, and he sees all the ones asking if he’s bitty’s boyfriend and he’s like haha wait what and tHEn he goes back and rewatches the videos he’s been in and like?? okay he can see why they think that. bitty puts his hands over ransom’s a lot and ransom slings an arm around bitty’s shoulders a lot but that’s just normal for smh??????? right??????? RIGHT??????????
too late. they’re both overanalyzing every single interaction now
(holster: bro did you see this tiktok of you and— ransom: and bitty losing five years off his life expectancy? yeah holster: nono this one’s set to don’t rain on my parade/the sound of silence/et cetera you have to watch it)
ransom still isn’t in most of bitty’s videos because honestly most of his stuff goes way over ransom’s level of baking knowledge. but he still watches them and it’s kind of nice to watch vlogs where bitty is so obviously in his element? the way he talks to the camera is so friendly and charming and the way he bakes is so efficient and professional. and because he’s a masochist he reads the comments on those ones too and finds a lot where people are asking where justin is. but mostly he’s focused on bitty and how obvious it is that this is bitty’s THING. he just exudes confidence and happiness and it’s kind of hypnotizing honestly
(he also goes back to bitty’s earliest vlogs and is like holy shit BABY BITTY. SO SMALL. and bitty in those videos is still charming but a little less calm and collected— the editing is a little less smooth, and he can’t quite stop himself from adding editorial comments about his aunt’s and his mother’s different techniques. it’s kind of adorable. and like, bitty is still adorable— wait what just crossed ransom’s brain???)
because bitty IS adorable, just a little more put together now. he still gets more excited by discussing types of flour than anyone else ransom has ever met, and he still bops along to whatever song is stuck in his head while he bakes, and when ransom sees bitty after bingeing roughly half of his videos and feels something in his chest lighten, he figures that’s probably going to be his new normal.
and people in the comments clamor for more videos with ransom, and ransom sees these comments, and bitty does too, and ransom seeing these comments is why he pokes his head into the kitchen when he knows bitty is filming, silently waves at the camera, and then leaves again before bitty’s even noticed that he’s there. it makes it into the final cut of the video and the comments section goes wild.
ransom and bitty still hang out plenty outside of doing vlogs together— bitty eventually gets a few dollars in ad revenue from the first video ransom was in and insists that they go on a celebratory unscheduled annie’s trip. (annie’s date energy intensifies)
and while they’re at annie’s/hanging out around campus/bitty has let ransom drag him to the library for some reason bitty can’t help but wonder what it would be like if he was actually dating ransom. he can’t deny that he thinks about ransom in that way now— it’s hard NOT to honestly?? like ransom has been objectively beautiful since the first day bitty met him (and before that, but y'know, not as relevant to bitty’s life) and maybe it’s just his imagination but he thinks that ever since they’ve started making these videos ransom’s smiles have lingered just a little longer and there are more of them, too. and the vlogs have also shown bitty a side of ransom that he doesn’t see a lot, because nobody sees it a lot— ransom trying something he isn’t already good at. throwing himself into it with enthusiasm, actually, and that NEVER happens. ransom is not great at handling failure? but bitty gets to see him cut loose and relax and laugh at his mistakes and he kind of loves it and loves this version of ransom he hasn’t seen before
and ransom, for his part, has been steadily falling for the sheer force of bitty’s charisma when he’s doing something he loves, ever since he first found bitty’s vlog. and as he looks closer he realizes it’s not just the vlog— bitty has always had these depths to him, he just kind of lets them out when he’s baking? and ransom feels kind of privileged to be able to see that side of him so regularly
(also i’m just saying that ransom is very into intelligence and watching bitty fire off answers without even blinking to obscure baking questions where ransom only understands about 30% of the words is a turn on)
but ransom’s become a fan favorite on bitty’s vlog, and he keeps making recurring appearances and even improves a little at baking (which bitty always comments on when he notices an improvement— it’s half chirpy and half genuine pride), and people in the comments BEG them to do a q&a for like. a couple of months. before bitty is like uhhh if i want to make money off of this channel i gotta give the people what they want
so he makes a normal vlog but at the end ransom pops in and they’re like hey we’re gonna do a q&a for our next video where eric answers baking questions and justin is also there since y'all really want him there for some reason??? (but bitty says it nicer and less confused than that)
bitty immediately realizes why ppl want ransom to be in the q&a so bad when about 25% of the comments are about baking and the rest of them are about bitty and ransom. roughly three-quarters of THOSE fully assume they’re dating and the rest of them are just asking if they’re dating.
so bitty is like um ransom?? we should probably address this in our q&a?? everyone really wants to know if we’re dating??
and this interaction is incredibly awkward. i need you all to know that. it’s incredibly awkward because bitty is like 'okay so like YES i like ransom in more than a friend way but this is literally the worst scenario ever i literally can’t believe my subscribers are calling me out for making eyes at him’ and ransom is like 'fuck fuck fuck i want to date bitty but i don’t want to make it weird is it weird??? because of his vlog?????? what do i do??????’
but anyway then ransom is like uh yeah we should address that! and then like. says nothing
and bitty’s like uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh. sooooooooooooo. what do we say
and ransom’s like. :0. um. (the amount of ums and uhs in this conversation are astonishing let me say) well. are we dating??
and bitty genuinely can’t tell if ransom actually meant that as a question or if it was sarcastic and he says as much and ransom is like no that was a real question i actually don’t know if we’re dating or not?
and bitty is like holy shit i can’t believe this is happening what the fuck and he says well. we should um. clear that up. before the q&a
and ransom’s like yeah we should. uh. like. we COULD be dating.
and bitty’s like ….yeah yeah we could. are we?
and ransom’s like do you want to be?
and bitty’s like do you want to be?
and ransom’s like i asked first and bitty’s like damn u got me there. and then he’s like yeah i …. kinda want to be dating and ransom is like swawesome me too glad we cleared that up, how was ur lit seminar and bitty is like HOLD ON JUSTIN OLURANSI because did that just fuckin happen??? we can’t just MOVE ON from that conversation that fast????
so they wind up talking about how basically bitty’s vlog inspired Feelings in both of them and it’s very emotional because ransom is like i love that i feel like i can make mistakes around you and bitty is like i love that you put in the effort to learn about what i care about and they go to annie’s because That’s What They Do and get matching drinks as they always do and smile at each other the whole time (bitty is also literally pinching himself because What The Fuck, how did i wheel JUSTIN OLURANSI) and then they go back to the haus and start picking the questions to respond to in their q&a
ransom does get busier and can’t spend as much time in bitty’s vlogs as usual but he helps bitty plan out what he’s going to talk about when, when to post, the ideal ratio of how-to videos versus just answering questions, and with his help bitty’s vlog starts getting a lot of attention and a lot of subscribers, like, exponentially fast
(it helps that they got memed so early on)
(it also helps that their q&a video where they confirmed they were dating was fucking adorable because they talked about how they got together and how a big part of it was bc of bitty’s vlog and it’s just the sweetest goddamn thing and that video totally blows up too)
(intentional celebrity eric bittle. accidental celebrity justin oluransi.)
it gets to a point where bitty is like. making legitimate money from his vlog and he INSISTS on compensating ransom in some way (ransom: i like helping you??? bitty: and i like making my vlog doesn’t mean i don’t like getting things out of it) so they work out a system where ransom gets some money for helping bitty plan out videos and edit and he gets some more for videos he’s in and like?? they’re icons. 
some headcanons: 
ransom successfully convinces bitty to wear sperrys
bitty boops ransom’s nose so often that there are compilations of it
bitty also spends a lot of time with ransom when he’s studying for tests because being just like. physically there, like leaning on ransom’s shoulder or holding his hand helps reassure ransom a little
ransom always holds bitty’s face in his hands before kissing him and bitty thinks it’s the best thing ever
there’s an entire swallow issue about them
bitty’s name in ransom’s phone is 'eric butter
bitty tells his parents ransom has been helping him with his vlog before he tells them that they’re together, and coach is like 'nice’ and suzanne bursts with such effusive joy (because ransom is great with parents) that bitty feels himself grinning
the Thesis Battle of 2017 is less increasingly sneaky methods of convincing bitty to write his thesis and more 'bitty read this article on the pomodoro method and then work on ur thesis for twenty minutes so you can bake pie later’ (dex asks ransom if they should cut off bitty’s oven access and ransom is like hmm. well if u do just make sure it doesn’t affect how the kitchen looks because if he can’t even film vlogs answering people’s questions then he’ll be really frustrated)
ransom and bitty shop for clothes together all the time and when it’s winter clothes it’s a constant battle between things that will keep them warm and things that will look cute. they definitely have discussions where bitty’s like 'okay do you think this is warm enough for me’ and ransom’s like 'no that’s warm enough for me you’re from georgia’
both of their snapchat games are INCREDIBLY strong. ransom’s stories are a work of art and bitty is a master of filters and they are constantly communicating via snapchat
ransom also keeps track of all the memes that surface from bitty’s channel and saves them to show bitty later
bitty’s channel gets bigger and bigger and more and more popular and his creative team gets bigger and more complicated to reflect that? but at the same time ransom is always his no. 1
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teacherintransition · 4 years
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“You go ahead, I’m just going to sit here awhile.”
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Old man cliches are common, but many have more wisdom and significance than you might imagine.
Crabbed age and youth cannot live together; Youth is full of pleasure, age is full of care; Youth like summer morn, age like winter weather; Youth like summer brave, age like winter bare. Youth is full sport, age's breath is short; Youth is nimble, age is lame; Youth is hot and bold, age is weak and cold; Youth is wild, age is tame. Age, I do abhor thee; youth, I do adore thee.
William Shakespeare
Ah, the bard and his many truths; from the outside it seems clear what ol’ Bill is saying, but truth to tell this conflict between youth and age are almost always found within the same person. I can hear it now, “settle down pops” at the mere suggestion of a fire still burning in the heart or spirit of anyone over 50. Anyone who has known me the last ten years knows I have a motto, a creed, a riail den saol (rule of life) as the old Irish called it. What is this standard that I hold inviolate? ... NO OLD MAN TALK! This includes the following: so and so is in the hospital again; talk of medications; I just can’t do (activity of choosing) anymore or like I used to; the obituary page; arthritis and aches and pains in general; bragging about how little you are “in the know” about current technology; and the all time dis-favorite, “kids today!” To a slight degree I can tolerate “remember when” and intelligent discussions of music; but old man talk in general is VERBOTEN! Funeral attendance is limited to only the closest of family or the tragic loss of a student or former student, other than that, the next funeral I attend will be my own ... and then maybe.
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“Geez, what’s the problem old man?”... is a common response I get for sticking to this creed. Why such a willful response? Let me make some things clear: I’m not afraid of dying, in fact since I’ve adopted a universalist, Buddhist view of things, I fear death less than I ever had. I’m not in denial of the physical limitations I experience nor am I fearful of breaking like glass. My heart for experience and adventure are greater than ever and I resent anyone or any set of thoughts placing me into any predetermined box that makes my choices for me. My worldview, rather than contracting into a close minded conservative set of unflinching principles, has become more progressive and assertive in views than I ever have held in my life. If I were 21, I’d be a radical member of a punk rock band. But, I’m not and won’t.... and I will not engage in old man talk.
An explanation is in order, in my mind and spirit and soul I am 25.... no no, I’m 32. I had it all together at 32. I was six feet 205 pounds, ran two miles four times a week and worked out regularly....I had surpassed youthful impulsiveness and was pretty sharp and, if I don’t say so myself... pretty damn attractive. Wait a minute, this is skirting closely to “remember when,” to the point, there are too many distractions that will rob us of a youthful, positive view of each day if we aren’t careful. I guess I’m sounding careful, like an old man? I know what I am: I’m 54, I retired at an early age, I live in a precarious, uncertain world, I’m excited about what I can do each day.... and to the very best of my ability, I live in the moment at hand. It took me 50 years to attain this wisdom and I ain’t giving it up for anything. The earlier Shakespeare quote is spot on and I’m going to hold onto the youthful passions over the aged restrictions with all my strength. I don’t fool myself or pretend to be something I’m not, a little Just for Men not withstanding, I’m a pretty “with it” middle aged cool ole’ guy.
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As mentioned, this world we share is in a precarious state, it can easily rob you of hope and joy. It always had that ability even before 2020. To illustrate the point, I clearly remember people who were with me in my 20’s and 30’s who were already living the life of a obstinate 75 year old. That is a terrifying prospect that a person would reach a elderly mindset so young and live it over and over. In a world that advertises cliche constantly that is one that won’t sell with me. Cliches become cliches because there is some truth in them, even about those of us advancing in age. If you scratch just beneath the surface of these time worn sayings, you just might see a little spry thinking with aged wisdom. The things old guys say like the title, “you go ahead, I’m just going to sit here awhile,” probably garners the response, “the old dude can’t keep up.” Foolish mortal, I, with my youthful desire to live fully each moment, am simply take the time to admire the beautiful vista that you overlook to go shopping... again! “ I’m going to stop at just three whiskies,” to which one might reply, “can’t hang like you used to huh?” The wise response is, “no I wish to savor the taste and the feel of this fine whisky and not wear it later with the hangover that’s sure to follow sport drinking.” Ah , it’s sad that youth is wasted on the young.
I suppose true pearls of wisdom that really enrich life and don’t reduce it to a blur can only come after making the missteps of being young. I wish that many years ago I had realized that we only have now...that’s all we’ve ever had. Often we acted as if we would live forever, which is an amazing feeling, but it doesn’t compare with the intensity of pain when realizing you’ve wasted time. We spent so much time consumed with the worry of tomorrow instead of realizing there is only today. I’m not advocating being irresponsible at all just seeing the magic as it happens. Don’t let this uncertain world rob you of magic; don’t let the worries of what could happen rob you of magic; don’t let an ache or pain rob you of magic; despite your age let yourself live like a child in the sun. Old man talk, in my view, makes getting older feel like being weighed down with a millstone. I want my advancing years to echo again the words of the bard:
With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.
-William Shakespeare-
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