#[barely]

[notcactusman]

Siffrin calls loop like right next to the party, so…

It came to me in a dream

[morrigans-umbrella]

squall parroting morrigan’s words back at her like a petty little child is so funny actually. he’s such a cunt i love him

[ask-myrtle]

JOKES ON YOU!! George kicked me out, I am now hoeless and homeless

ME VS DAISY FAY FIST FIGHT AT 8 PM SHARP!!!

[qiqilasblog]

The eye opened and I wasnt prepared.

[otselotus]

:00

[amvipod]

ok but he definitely practices his intros for hours before he’s summoned right. like we all agree on that

[clarissasbakery]

womp womp

[see-arcane]

Harding, left the room for 0.02 seconds: "Finished the monster check and the girls are in bed, so where were we--"

The Hutters, in the middle of his foyer:

Harding: ...

The servants, with their watches out: "They haven't stopped to breathe yet. We've got a crowbar to get them apart if they start turning blue."

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

[beepsheeps]

pt 6! sanji fans (me) this one goes out to u

[violent138]

Damian: "Red Hood has a pretty severe concussion. What do I do?"

Tim: "Extraction's still ten minutes out, just keep him talking."

Damian, urgently pressing the comm: "I don't want to talk to him, he's even more insufferable than usual."

Jason, lying on the ground, eyes closed: "That's funny Junior, because head trauma's the only thing that makes you bearable."

Damian, to Tim: "I'm leaving. It won't be the first time we've had a closed casket."

Tim, groaning disgustedly: "Robin--ugh, seriously, just stay there and keep him awake."

Damian, seething even more when he sees Jason's smirk: "Fine."

Jason, cracking open one eye: "Aww, are you concerned about me?"

Damian: "Shut up. The only thing I'm concerned about is our family's reputation after your public wipeout on that stupid motorcycle."

Jason:

Damian: "Are you still awake?" *kicks him* "Todd?"

Jason, grinning: "You said our family."

Damian, furious: "I didn't. You've lost more brain cells than you could afford."

Jason: "Wait 'till Tim hears, I think he'll want a group hug. Bruce is probably going to get emotionally constipated. Dickie would probably cry--"

Damian, panicking as he hears the Batmobile get closer: "Stop. Do not tell him--"

Jason: "You better erase every single fucking video of me crashing then."

Damian: "You have a deal."

[paunchsalazar]

some time in the bunker

[occulee]

Be Born

[emirrart]

12,04,2025

[x-fag]

im supposed to be rehearsing but my children yearn for the hamilton tweets

sorry for the hiatus guy something came up and shit yk the drill

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