#‘dear baby niko…’

[peterabelard]

gf made the funniest meet the grahams joke in the world and no one will understand it save for a scant few people (including us)… amazing

[superiorsturgeon]

Patroclus/Achilles Nikos: *on the phone from Argus*

Patroclus: How are you feeling, little gladiator?

Pyrrha: SEVEN MONTHS.

Patroclus: …I’m sorry…?

Pyrrha: I haven’t had wine, a hot bath, or lifted heavy in SEVEN MONTHS!! 😫

Achilles: …that’s…well…

Pyrrha: I can’t remember the last comfortable sleep I’ve had, and my favorite foods make me want to throw up!

Patroclus: …I suppose that sounds about normal. Has Jaune been helping?

Pyrrha: Oh, don’t get me STARTED about Jaune! He’s been such a complete sweetheart the entire time! He’s become an expert in massages, keeping me hydrated when I can’t keep food down, and cooking whatever bizarre dishes my hormones want at any given moment…

Pyrrha: …it makes me want to twist his head off like a bottle cap! 🤬

Achilles: …um…

Pyrrha: All I can say is that this baby had better be cute, or SOMEONE is going to pay!

Patroclus: Pyrrha, dear, have you been bothered by mood swings at all?

Pyrrha: Not that I’ve noticed! Why do you ask? 😇

[luvrlou]

Heyy girll can u do a niko o/s where yn gets invited to shoot with the beta squad as a guest nd ppl knows abt yn nd nikos relationship so they think it’s cute etc nd they keep flirting while they’re filming 😭🙏🏼

Cutie Patooties

Pairing: Niko Omilana x fem!reader

Summary: Niko's day seems to lighten up incredibly after a certain guest is invited into the studio.

Warnings: Swearing

A/N: Recently I have been really into the beta squad and the sidemen so please keep these requests coming! This is so rushed I'm sorry!!

Word Count: 1k

The other 4 members of The Beta Squad, plus Yung Filly and Hary Pinero, were sat giddily in the studio awaiting the special guest for this Saturday's video, everyone knew this would send Niko's mood sky rocketing.

He had been in a mood for the past 2 weeks since his girlfriend, you, had been on tour for your newest album so he hadn't been able to see you. Little did he know you were going to be waltzing through that set of double doors at the rear end of the studio as soon as the cameras start rolling.

"Niko! Get up!" Kendall, one of the members of the camera crew called, he pulled himself off the couch and towards the other boys.

"Today one Beta Squad.." Kenny began the intro before Chunks interuppted.

"We have a guest!" He announced, earning a confused look from your boyfriend.

All the boys turned to look at the double doors at the back as all the cameras moved to focus on it.

The doors swung open as you waltzed in, "it's me!" You stated, twirling around.

"No way!" Niko shouted, his mood immediately lighting up.

"Yes way!" You shouted back with a laugh as he jogged over to engulf you in a hug. "Can you guys believe this? My own boyfriend didn't notice my 10-day break in shows!" You jokingly complained to the camera, earning a huff from Niko.

"Be quiet and let me enjoy your presence for 2 seconds," he mumbled, picking you up and spinning you in the air, earning a squeal from you. He placed you back down on the ground and engulfed you in yet another hug. "I missed you baby."

You both walked over to the other boys, Niko's hand grasping yours for dear life. The boys then began to explain the video. They had 5 girls waiting in the main studio as Filly was going to be playing Blind Dating Girls Based On Their Outfits.

You were sat on your boyfriend's lap, in between both Chunkz and Sharky, with Aj, Harry and Kenny in front of you on the couch.

"The Beta Squad are gonna play cupid, by trying to find, our friend Filly, love. The twist is, the girls are hidden behind a curtain, and round, by round, we'll slowly raise the curtain to reveal the girls that may take Filly's heart. Also! Another twist, Filly doesn't get to pick who goes through each round, we do. By wingmanning from another room and deciding which girls will get rejected. Let's see if we can find Filly true love!" Chunkz explained, going over each rule of the episode.

"See if Aj was doing this, he'd be able to see under." Niko stated, earning laughs from the other boys.

You turned around to him, "and if it was you, you would see over it."

"Yeah! What she said! Lanky!" Aj quipped, making Harry pull him back down to the couch.

You leaned back into Niko, Sharky audibly awing at your comfort around him. Filly started asking the girls their names and ages, without interruption from the 7 of you in the next room.

He went on to ask about icks which sparked conversation between you and the boys.

"Y/N what are your icks?" Harry asked you, making you lean further into Niko in thought.

You hummed, "I haven't really thought of any."

"Well what's one thing Niko could do that would make you be like 'wtf is that thing I'm dating'?" Kenny asked you.

You smiled in return before speaking, "I love him too much! He couldn't do anything!"

Niko grinned and kissed the top of your hair, everyone else reacted with disgusted sounds and Aj mumbled "they're so cute it's disgusting."

After a while of watching Filly talk to the women, Niko grabbed the mic.

"Ask them if they shave." He told him in a monotone voice.

"Niko!" You shrieked hitting his arm and snatching the mic. "Don't you fucking dare Finny, that is the crudest thing you can ask a girl! Instead ask what their favourite song is or something."

He smiled at the camera that was used to show you guys what was going on in the other studio. He went down the line asking what the girls' favourite songs were.

The first girl said a song by you, which made all the boys, including Finny cheer, the next said Under the Influence by Chris Brown, the next said anything by Britney Spears, and the final girl said Irregular Love by LilTjay.

"Okay, It's time for us to vote out another girl," Harry said into the mic.

"Girl 2, she really said Under the Influence, absolutely not." You stated.

This caused Chunkz to pipe up, "what's wrong with Under the Influence? Huh!"

"It's a shit song that's what's wrong with it!" Niko answered, making you nod your head proudly.

"Shut up! You're only saying that cause you don't want to upset Y/N!" Sharky exclaimed, making Niko flush.

"All I'm saying is I want rid of her," you huffed, making Niko wrap his arms around you softly.

"The fans will be loving this," Kenny laughed, indicating to you and Niko.

He was right, the number of edits you had seen floating around Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok of the two of you was crazy. They were adorable, you had to admit, and seeing the reactions of fans when you commented on their videos was enough to leave you happy for a week.

"So what? I'm just showing my girl some love." Niko nonchalantly answered, making you hide your face in his arm.

The video continued on, every so often the cameras would switch from Filly to you and Niko cuddling into eachother.

When the video came to an end Filly walked into the other studio which contained you and the boys, with his new girl, Melissa.

"Love is in the air!" Chunkz grinned, looking between you and Niko to Filly and Melissa.

[silvamyman]

You are so sweet, tender and pretty with everyone, an angel of God some say, helping the neighbors every time you could, your parents proudly showed you off, a good girl, well educated from home

The whole neighborhood loves you, adores you and at school . . . Better!

As soon as you open your locker you have anonymous letters confessing their love for you, their admiration, even the cult of praise they have for you, you are the goddess of the school, It doesn't just end up in anonymous notes, girls wanting to be at your table to be noticed by others, Being popular, being kind, being so smart is what everyone wanted in their lives

But . . . Any girl has her secrets as soon as they come out

"Bye girls! See you tomorrow"

You said goodbye kindly to your friends, they said goodbye back, you started walking behind the school, a few streets to reach a grocery store

Your eyes full of innocence looking at a man, a big and strong man, great masculine physique, his big motorcycle next to him while he looked at his phone with disinterest, He looked up a little to look at you, a playful smile appearing on his lips

"Ready to go treasure?"

"Of course dear!"

You gave him your backpack, while you climbed behind him on his motorcycle, clinging your thin and soft arms to your boyfriend's body

You were under your boyfriend, without any chance, without any desire to escape, Tears escaping your eyes as they ruined your soft makeup that you took so long to do.

The sweet and kind student daughter had become a motorcyclist's personal bitch, Pounding your pussy hard without mercy, no matter how much you begged for him to be softer, it on, He continued with his hard, cruel attacks, which made your legs tremble, your pussy asking for more and more, revealing your masochism due to those cruel and humiliating attacks

A camera above you, recording your swollen lips from begging and kissing so much, Your swollen nipples with small bites marking territory, A large bulge became visible on your stomach that entered and left without mercy, Provoking an obscene and exciting sound, his heavy balls filled with semen just for that innocent prey of the night

Screaming for more and more without stopping, your head was no longer in its five senses, it just wanted to break free and be filled.

"Oh come on baby so soon and you're crying?"

Your boyfriend made fun of you, it wasn't even half of what he had planned for you that night, to record you if you ever wanted to leave him

A hunter never lets his prey go that easily, if one day she tried to let him go, she would definitely show the world who she was as a sweet and polite girl after school, A bitch ready to suck his cock with her hungry lips or her little pussy eager to be known by noisy men, quite the opposite

⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ—Bllk: Shidou Ryuusei, Barou Shouei, Kunigami Rensuke, Oliver Aiku, Adam Blake, Jjk: Toji Fushiguro, Mahito, Sukuna Ryomen, Op: Cracker Charlotte, Katakuri Charlotte, Eustass Kid, Doflamingo, Trafalgar D. Water Law, Opm: Garou, Silver fang young, KA: Ohma Tokita, Tokita Niko, Snk: Eren Jaeger

[novankenn]

A Hand is Dealt

This is a prequel to : Building a Full House /== Master Post List ==/

Jaune was just stepping into the dorm ensuite bathroom when his scroll started to ring.

Jaune: Pyr, can you grab that for me? If it's my mom tell I'll call back. Please and Thank you?

Pyrrha: Sure.

Jaune: I don't know what I'd do with out you.

The door closed just as Pyrrha answered Jaune's scroll.

Pyrrha: Hello?

Moma Arc: Why hello? Who might you be my dear, and WHERE is my son?

Pyrrha: Ah... I'm his partner, Pyrrha Nikos, and he's just having a shower, are you his mother?

Moma Arc: Partner... hummmm... how close of a partner are you?

Pyrrha: What? I... I...

Moma Arc: I see.

Pyrrha: See?

Moma Arc: So tell me... woman to woman... how many grand-babies will you be giving me?

Pyrrha: Wh... wha... what?!?

Moma Arc: Well?

Pyrrha: As many as you want, but at least four?

Moma Arc: Almost acceptable... very well I will tell you.

Pyrrha: Tell me?

Moma Arc: How to bed my irreplaceable son. My favorite child...

Arc Sister: Dad! Mom's picking favorite AGAIN!

Dad Arc: Honey... you know that's not fair, even if Jaune is our favorite!

Pyrrha: What was that?

Moma Arc: Nothing to worry about dear. Now do you want to know the secret?

Pyrrha: YES!

Moma Arc: Build him a harem... red-heads and blonds only.

Pyrrha: How do I?

Moma Arc: Give me you contact information...(Moma Arc' scroll pings) Oh! that was fast! I will send you all you need to convert those who you choose to your cause... daughter.

Pyrrha: Daughter... daughter...

Moma Arc: Build him a harem my dearest daughter. Give me grand-babies... so many grand-babies...

Pyrrha: I will... mother.

Moma Arc: Very good. Now let my little snookems to call me before he goes to bed.

Pyrrha: I will.

Moma Arc: And Daughter (Pyrrha's scroll pings) good hunting.

The call on Jaune's scroll ends, and Pyrrha sets it down gently before ripping her own from her pocket. Drool dripping down her chin, as she gazed upon the treasure trove of Jaune's baby and toddler pictures.

Pyrrha: He will have greatest harem... I swear it... mother. I swear it.

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[thatorigamiguy]

Alive Me

Pyrrha: "Alive me bitch! I need to get that Arc dick!"

GoL: "NO! YOU'VE ASKED ME THIS A THOUSAND TIMES, AND I'LL KEEP TELLING YOU AS SUCH! BESIDES, HE'S WITH ROSE ANYWAY, SO WHAT WOULD IT MATTER?!"

Pyrrha: "Yeah, I know he's with Ruby now! You think that will stop me from fucking him? Hell, I'll fuck her too! They're both total catches, and here I am, wasting away being dead as fuck when I COULD be down their alive as fuck and GETTING fucked!"

    GoL openly gaped at Pyrrha’s aggressive honesty, before gritting his teeth in annoyance.

GoL: "THE ANSWER. IS. NO!"

    Pyrrha narrows her eyes at GoL in annoyance, before a gasp escaped her as she was hit with a sudden epiphany. She turned to face GoD with a gleeful smile on her face.

Pyrrha: "Will you alive me again and put me back on Remnant?"

GoL: "WHAT?! MY BROTHER WILL DO NO SUCH THING-" 

GoD: "DEPENDS. WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?"

    His brothers interruption caught GoL off so suddenly, that it caused him to nearly choke on his own spit before he gave him an incredulous look.

GoL: "WHAT?!"

    Pyrrha flashed GoD a dazzling PR smile worthy of champion fighter, before happily explaining her proposal to the curious deity.

Pyrrha: "I'll not only go down and continue helping to fix your brothers fuck ups, I'll also convert Jaune AND Ruby into being worshippers of yours and helping others understand your words and teachings!"

    GoD put a hand to his chin as he thought her words over, while GoL could only stare on in disbelief at the fact that his brother was actually giving them consideration.

GoD: "MMMMMH, THOSE ARE PRETTY GOOD TERMS..."

GoL: "BROTHER, YOU CANNOT JUST-!"

    Before GoL could finish, Pyrrha chose to propose one last add on that she knew would bring his brother to her side.

Pyrrha: "Plus, it would annoy both Salem, Ozpin, AND your brother to no end knowing that you willingly allowed me back to life but refused to let either one of them pass on, even if it's your brothers fault!"

    Pyrrha knew she had the God of Darkness right then and there when his eyes widened in shocked glee and he clapped both his hands together sending a loud echo throughout the unending darkness surrounding them.

GoD: "AND WE HAVE OURSELVES A DEAL MISS NIKOS!"

GoL: "WHAT?! BROTHER YOU CAN'T-!"

    GoL tried interjecting, only to be cut off as his brother gave him a scathing look.

GoD: "I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I DESIRE TO DO BROTHER, ESPECIALLY IN REGARDS TO THE DEAD. BECAUSE THE LAST TIME I CHECKED, MY REPSONABILITES PERTAINED TO DEALING WITH BOTH LIFE AND DEATH, AND AS SUCH, I CAN LET HER GO BACK DOWN IF I DAMN SO WELL PLEASE.”

GoL: "I-YOU-HOW DARE-!"

GoD: "BROTHER, ARE YOU TRULY GOING TO DENY SENDING BACK A POWERFUL WARRIOR SUCH AS MISS NIKOS? SURELY HER STRENGTH AND SKILL WOULD AID YOUR IDIOT FAILURE OF A KNIGHT IN ACTUALLY COMPLETEING THIS ABSOLUTE MORONIC TASK AGAINST SALEM?" 

    GoL fought hard to keep his temper under control, his teeth gnashing against one another as he really had no counter argument to deny Nikos from returning to the mortal coil. 

GoL: "...I WILL CONCEDE THAT HER SKILLS AND STRENGTH WOULD BE A BOON TO OZMA’S CRUSADE AGAINST SALEM. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN-!”

    GoL hadn’t even finished speaking when he was once again cut off by his brother, who held a satisfied smile on his face.

GoD: "THEN IT'S SETTLED. MISS NIKOS WILL BREATH MORTAL AIR YET AGAIN." 

GoL: "YOU JUST CAN'T DECIDE THAT RIGHT NOW!"

GoD: "OH, BUT I CAN DEAR BROTHER! AND BY "I CAN" I MEAN, I ALREADY SENT HER BACK FIVE MINUTES AGO WHILE I WAS DISTRACTING YOU."

GoL: "...YOU SON OF BIT-!"

-Back on Remnant-

    Pyrrha breathed in deeply, taking in that fresh, living air, before exhaling it all out. she opened her eyes to take in a bright sunny day, her whole being vibrating with excitement, and before she knew it she was running to the nearby borders of Argus. She let loose a cackle, before she loudly declared to the whole world.

Pyrrha: "FUCKING FREE AGAIN BITCHES! YOU TWO BETTER KEEP THAT BED WARM AND READY, BECAUSE I'M READY AND WILLING BABY!"

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From the Archives of Madness that is @noneatnonedotcom and I’s discord. Something I came up with, because the thought of Pyrrha asking GoD to bring her back alive solely to annoy GoL amused me. Not even being dead will deny her getting laid by that hunky blond of hers, and if she’s gotta share? Well, he’s not called Jaune “Red Heads Do It Better” Arc for nothing.

[lxcalmenace]

Good day, dear Kay! ^*^

Can I request some cute headcanons about being a blue lock fem!manager or assistant? Something like cute interactions, how manager cares of boys and they are simps/whipped or just have a soft spot for their cute manager. Please, ignore it, if it's uncomfortable for you!

Have a nice day~

The boys sure were surprised when Ego suddenly announced the news. Apparently the Bluelock boys were getting a new manager. Some were excited, some were angry but no one dared to oppose Ego. So here were they, with their new manager y/n l/n after a week they joined in.

How bluelock boys act with their new manager

F.t. The Bluelock boys

Gn! Y/n

Tw: Swearing

The art doesn't belong to me. Credits to the respective owner.

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Headcanons!

•Day 1 and it's hella akward. Isagi and Chigiri will try to ease the tension and befriend you. They realised that it's probably not that bad as they thought at first.

•Soon enough, everyone gets comfortable with you; well almost everyone except RinRin and Barou

•After spending a whole week with them you finally realise the reason Ego sent you as their manager. It was a whole chaos but somehow you still managed it.

•Nagi is like a parasite, always attached to you. Mainly because he gets to be lazy around you. "Y/nnn, you're the only one who is not a hassle. Please stay here forever"

"You're only saying this because I cleaned your room"

•On the other hand, Reo scolds you for babying Nagi (says who 🙄). But Reo will also teach you some of his football tricks in his free time.

•The worry about Shidou and Rin constantly being at each other's throats never leaves you alone.

"FUCK YOU STUPID BUMBLING ANTENNAE! " "OH FUCK ME YOURSELF YOU COWARD! "

*Aggressively throwing hands*

•Yeah, pretty much like that. You practically have to step in between their argument or else someone's definitely going to the hospital tonight.

•Although uou never believed Shidou being a 'Demon' because he always acts like an angel around you. Keeping you company when you're doing some boring paperwork and occasionally asking for your number.

•Same goes for Barou. He might look all scary and mean but inside, he's just a soft guy who likes cleaning with you. He'll often help you with cleaning the mess created by the other players.

•Whenever you're not doing your work, you're always seen with Otoya and Karasu. Whether it being pulling off small, harmless pranks or just having a chat in the lunch room. Karasu always bonks Otoya in the head for flirting with you. Oh god, he's such a simp for you.

•Saturdays for you are 'Self-care Saturdays'. Aryu along with Chigiri will both help you with your hair. Sharing their secrets and tips to self care. Oh boy, you sure are leaving Bluelock looking like a model.

•Isagi and Bachira never let the boredom get to you. Monopoly, snake and ladder, uno, whatever you want, they are always ready to play with you. The duo itself is so entertaining that you don't even need anything else.

•Ok but Rin Itoshi's usually 'so cold' and 'merciless' eyes always soften when you are with him. He hates to admit it but he has finally started to let down his tough walls around you. You being the only one whose presence is somewhat tolerable to him. You're often seen helping him with his workout.

•Yukimiya let's you wear his glasses PERIOD

•You definitely have regular sleepovers with Nanase and Hiori, with Niko sometimes joining you. Those 3 pure balls of sunshine never fail to make your day brighter.

•You still wonder, what would've happened if you had declined Ego's proposal. You would've never met such unique people. But you know one thing for sure, you will always stay in touch with the boys, no matter what path you or they choose in the future.

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I tried to include every character in this. I sincerely apologize but I couldn't think anymore. I'm not a manga reader, I'm sorry (　；∀；)

Soo how does it feel to be the Bluelock's favorite manager? I have decided that I'll start requests for Chainsaw man and Jujutsu Kaisen too. So currently, I'm open to write for 3 fandoms: Bluelock, Chainsaw man and Jujutsu Kaisen

Soo, let the requests roll in!

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #1113: All in This Together (RWBY)

Pyrrha Nikos. A huntress very well known by many to have a promising future ahead of her. A future that was taken too soon by the hands of Cinder Falls during the Fall of the Becon Academy.

She was believed to be dead after that, as hard and heart shattering for her closest love ones to accept overtime. But in some, twisted miracle, she was given the second chance in the living....but as Salem's emotionless puppet whose sole purpose is to physically mess with our group of heroes, Jaune especially. But fortunately, after a long, emotional fight, the gang was able to break their friend free from the witch's control and get to live oit the continue her to live her previously taken life with the people she holds dear, but even that has it draw backs.

Recurring nightmares, anxiety over the future ahead.....It wasn't easy for the young woman to endure, even with the help her friends and family provides for her, which she is eternally grateful for. Try as she might, the past memories would always find some way to mess with her in her dreams until it was too much for her to handle. Like tonight for example. It was bad enough to make her wake up and leave her bedroom without waking up three of her teammates/lovers.

As Pyrrha sits herself down on the living room sofa, letting the TV play on mute, she closes her eyes and let out a sigh, wondering how she's going to handle her recurring problem for good.

?????: Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: (Quickly Opens her Eyes to See a Familiar Farm Boi Standing by the Hallway Entrance) Oscar? What are you doing up so late? Is everything okay?

Oscar: (Sighs While Making his Way to the Living Room) Not completely. (Sits Next to Pyrrha on the Sofa) I just woke up from another bad dream of mines.

Pyrrha: (Starts Getting Worried) Another dream of yours?

Oscar: (Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head Back and Forth) Yeah, it....has been ongoing for a while now I'll admit-ack! (Gets Pulled into a Loving Hug by Pyrrha)

Pyrrha: Oh my poor baby. Why didn't you tell anyone of us about it sooner? What have you even been dreaming about?

Oscar: Mostly everything Salem related. And everything I've been through up until we've finally took her down fpr this time. Kidnapped, tortured, being left for dead....It's a miracle I managed to survived all of that.

Pyrrha: And I'm very thankful for that....(Gives Oscar a Motherly Glare) But still, you should've told us about this sooner! You know as well as I do that we would've done everything we can to help.

Oscar: I-It's not like I wanted to keep this under wraps! You guys are already having a lot on your plate to deal with: rebuilding becon, forming new alliances, hunting down any remaining Grimms. (Looks Away While Frowning a Bit) The last thing I wanted to do is to have you waste your time worrying over me.....

Pyrrha: It's true that we all have been a lot more busier since the world is finally at peace. But you have been through just as much pain and suffering as the rest of us here, if not more. The least any of us can do is provide you all the care and support you need.

Oscar: I know. (Turns Back to Pyrrha) And trust me, I appericate everything you guys done for me so far. I just wish I could return a favor.

Pyrrha: (Smiles Softly) You've being in our lives is far more of a favor than we could ever ask for. And I don't think I need to explain how much we love you to pieces now, do I?~ (Starts Kissing on Oscar's Cheeks)

Oscar: (Chuckles Ticklishly by Pyrrha's Kisses) Okay, okay!~ I love you guys too~ B-But seriously though, what are doing up in this hour? You had bad dream too?

Pyrrha: (Frowns a Bit Sadly) I did unfortunately....It was sort of a back and forth between what happened back at the academy to me becoming Salem's pawn. Among other things I.....don't feel uncomfortable talking about right now.....

Oscar: I see. How are you feeling now that you're awake?

Pyrrha: ('Sigh') Well, I dom feel the need to cry my eyes out this time around, so there's that at least.

Oscar: But the thought of everything that happened to you is getting too difficult to ignore completely.

Pyrrha: Exactly. (Looks Up at the Ceiling) I should blessed, thrilled even, to be given another opportunity to live out the rest of my life with all of you. But as wonderful as this experience has been so far, these thoughts.......(Softly Balled up her Fist Together) the memories........They continue to find ways to haunt me and make me lost sight of what I'm fighting for and needless to say, I'm quite frankly getting tired of all of this

Oscar: Pyrrha.....

Pyrrha: So after giving it some thought, I figured.....maybe it might be time that I take Glynda in on that offer of hers.

Oscar: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) Offer?

Pyrrha: (Nodded in Agreement) It's high time I take therapy sessions. And I want you to do so as well, Oscar.

Oscar: Okay, time out for a second. You're telling me that Ms. Goodwitch is a psychologist now?

Pyrrha: (Happily Nodded) Mmhmm. She actually gotten a master's degree on psychology years before becoming becon's headmistress, even started doing this kind of profession as a part time occupation for quite sometime now.

Oscar: Good to see her do something other than trying to fix the acemdey up back herself. That must've taken a lot out of her.

Pyrrha: I couldn't imagine what she was going through during that time, but that's neither here or there at the moment. (Takes a Deep Breath Before Speaking Again) I know this will probably take a lot of getting used, but if we really want to continue living our lives without the harshness of our past holding both of us back going through, then we have to start from somewhere. I can't really guarantee that it will solve our problems completely......

Oscar: But it could us help us gain the confidence we need to conquer our own fears, am I right?

Pyrrha: Yeah, exactly. Or....at least I hope that'll be the case.....

Oscar: (Place his Hand on Top of Pyrrha's While Giving her a Reassuring yet Determined Look on his Face) Then let's give these sessions a fair shot then.

Pyrrha: (Stares at Oscar For a Brief Second Before Smiling Back With a Determined Nod as She Gently Squeezes the Top of his Hand) Right. Let's. (Let's Out Another Sigh) I'm really starting to feel a lot better now that you're here with me for tonight, Oscar.

Oscar: (Smiles Softly) I'm just glad I was able to help you in some way. You seemed really out it when I first saw you sitting here minutes ago.

Pyrrha: You weren't entirely wrong on that assumption. All this thought about the future has got me feeling on edge as of late.....

Oscar: Make sense. No one can tell what the future has in store for each of us. The best we can do now is keep living the present and see where it takes us from here. (Rests his Head Onto Pyrrha's Shoulder) And honestly, I don't really mind do that so long as I get to live it with you guys.

Pyrrha: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness) Ruby was right about you.

Oscar: Hm?

Pyrrha: (Happily Hugs Oscar Once More) You really are the biggest sweetheart ever!~

Oscar: (Starts Snickering) And you're almost as bad as Nora when it comes to smothering~

Pyrrha:: (Smirks Playfully) Oh come now, how could Nora possibly be worse than me, hmm?~

Oscar: The woman literally declared that I'm her son the moment we first saw each other. And don't even get me started on all the times she hug tackled me so far.

????: Hey!

The duo turns to see the rest of their teammates and family standing by the living room entrance way.

Nora: (Pouts at Oscar With her Hands on her Hips) I thought you love my motherly affections!~

Oscar: I do. Doesn't make it any less embarrassing.

Pyrrha: (Smiles Softly at her Three Lovers) You three are finally awake.

Ren: We've noticed you two weren't in respective beds at the time.

Jaune: (Frowns Worryingly) Are you guys okay in here?

Oscar: We are now that we have each other's company.

Pyrrha: And you three are more than welcome to join watch TV for the rest of the night if you like.

Nora: (Smiles Brightly) Would I!?~ (Rushes Over to the Sofa Sitting Next to Oscaron the Other Side) Whatcha you guys watching this time of hour?

Oscar: Uh.... (Takes a Look at The Screen) A western movie I think? We barely even paid any attention to the to.it really.

Nora: (Notices Oscar's Head is on her Shoulder Now) What's this? (Playfully Crosses her Arms) I thought you said my motherly affections was embarrassing~

Oscar: (Already Has a Deadpinned Look on his Face) Nora, we both know that doesn't either one of us from loving each other any less. Besides.....(Starts Blushing a Little) I love having you as a mom.....

Nora: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness) Oh Oscar!~ (Finally Hugs Oscar Very Lovingly) Momma Nora loves you sooooo much!~

Oscar: ('Sigh') Love you too, Nora.

Pyrrha: (Starts Pouting at Oscar) Hey!~ You're supposed to be my cuddle partner for tonight, you traitor!~

Nora: Oh don't be such a crybaby, Pyrrha, I don't mind sharing~

Pyrrha: Oh well if that's the case.....(Smiles Brightly With her Arms Spread Wide Open) Don't mind if I do!~

Oscar: ('Sigh') Oh boy......

Pyrrha happily joins in on the Oscar Hugfest.

Jaune: (Starts Chuckling at What's in Front of Him and Ren) Awwww~ It looks like the girls form themselves an Farm Boi sandwich~ Really wish my scroll isn't charging right now, I would've a billion pictures. Pretty sure you'd do the same too, eh Ren?

Ren: (Too Busy Staring at the Trio) ...........

Jaune: Uh... Ren?

Ren: (Immediately Comes Back to Reality) Oh! S-Sorry. I couldn't help but notice that Pyrrha is still here with us right now.

Jaune: (Smiles Softly) I know, right? We've been living together for a while and I still can't believe it. We'll do better in looking out for her this around.

Ren: (Nodded in Agreement) Right. In the meantime......(Pulls Out his Scroll his Pajamas Panrs Pocket With a Bit of a Sly Smirk on his Face) I believe we got some pictures to take, don'tcha think?

Jaune: (Smiles Brightly at his Boyfriend Next to Him) My man.

@albion-93

@keyenuta

@maripr

@ma-lemons

@maswartz

@bestpony666

@miki-13

[vossn]

fae/iris: 1, 5, 27, 39, 72, 94

veritas/alastair: 41, 48, 51, 62, 72, 89, 90

:>

Veterans discount for Niko! Buckle up.

Who fell first? Who fell harder? Iris falls first, because she's been in love before and knows what it looks like, so she recognizes the crush when it creeps in and doesn't bother resisting it. Fae doesn't, and when the realization settles in, it hits them like a truck and they fall HARD.

5. What is something they like to do together? Quiet mornings, talk, drink gahwa, paint, pick herbs, garden, read in silence, bathe, annoy the others by being in love.

27. Who tends to drive on long journeys? Who navigates? Fae would give top-tier navigation but Iris drives a bit more reckless and gives very entertaining road rage, so if you want to get there safe and quiet let Fae drive, if you want to get there fast, let Iris behind the wheel and hold on for dear life.

39. Do they dance? If so, who's better? They dooo <3 Iris is better because she actually knows how to (folk dances), Fae had to learn when the team began infiltrating the high society, but is still a bit stiff. Iris puts her whole heart in, and you can tell.

72. If someone flirted with or showed an interest in their S/O, how would the other react? Fae: Trusts her enough to reject them herself, but is also considering threatening them (as a treat) inside their head. Iris: Trying really hard to explode them with her mind (might work)

94. Their pet has caused destruction. Who puts the pet in jail? Who defends the pet? Fae puts it in air jail, Iris insists it is just a little baby and wrongfully convicted. ___

41. Who sings to the other? Are they any good? Veritas has sung to Alistair when he'd gotten injured or sick, and she's a bard after all, so she's pretty good. It is one of the few focal memories he keeps of her. Alistair sings or hums when closing down the bar, but not to her.

48. If they ever had less that 5 mins to tell their S/O something before never seeing them again, what would they say? This changes throughout the book of course, the main one always being - "I am sorry." And what else is there - they both know what they had, but they will never be able to say it out loud. It doesn't matter if they see each other again or every day. Some things just can't be.

51. Are there any characters who ship them? Everyone kind of does and also doesn't. Iris knows they are not good for one another but doesn't want to say it. Fae is oblivious at first and then too interested to see where it is going, but also has bigger fish to fight all of the time. No one else gets even remotely close enough to witness the garbage fire that is those two.

62. How would outside characters describe their relationship? complicated, undefined, strange, whatever the opposite of respectful is, longing.

72. If someone flirted with or showed an interest in their S/O, how would the other react? Pretend not to care, which is a lie. Alastair would swallow it down but stew on it, Veritas would begin to make cutting remarks. Both would secretly enjoy seeing the other jealous.

89. Would they ever consider marriage? Gods, fuck no.

90. Would they ever consider starting a family? Sometimes you start a family, sometimes the family starts you.. but no, after the acts of Book 2 its pretty clear that there's no end in which they can exist together. Separately, Veritas might, but Alistair very much is not interested in procreating.

[g-on-ef]

HI! I am obsessed with your Nikobran fanfics!! They are amazing. But do you know when your gonna update “The heart was build to break” ? I don’t wanna pressure you though!

Hello dear ^^ no pressure at all unfortunately I won't be updating till Saturday with a double update I unfortunately fell down the Rhaemond rabbit hole and ended up writing a fic about them i also had another plot bunny for nikobran and it has taken over and now I'm obsessed no worries I still will be posting my nikobran fics this Saturday with 4 times the update as well as a new nikobran story ^^

Anon asked: Omg 👁️👄👁️ pls no my baby bran doesn't deserve any bad things but I hope aas always lan and niko will be there and I also hope that they team up to keep safe, as always I am excited to see what happens in the new chapter, I also hope nothing bad happens so soon, pls keep on writing more 😁

Ehh ... well ... Lan and Niko will be there but unfortunately Lan won't be there when Niko kidnaps him I'm actually excited for you guys to see that part and waiting excitingly to see it ^^

But Bran will be suffering a little more in the coming chapters don't worry it'll get worst before it gets better ^^ so cheers to that ^^

[tiz-chan]

NOT ALL WHO WANDER ARE LOST - A KAZUSCARA FANMIX

i. The best part of life / SAINt JHN  ii. idfc / Blackbear  iii. Nightcall / London Grammar  iv. Hearts on fire / The Family Crest  v. Rebel heart / First Aid Kit  vi. Familiar / Agnes Obel  vii. Somebody’s love / Passenger  viii. Noticed / Mutemath  ix. Don’t deserve you / Plumb  x. Howl / The Family Crest  xi. Mad about you / Hooverphonic  xii. Cry baby / The Neighbourhood  xiii. All about us / Niko Palonen (t.A.T.u cover)  xiv. The sweet escape / Poets of the Fall  xv. My apology / A LIFE DIVIDED  xvi. Not all who wander are lost / Lana Del Rey xvii. HEARTBEAT / Isabel LaRosa  xvii. Dear fellow traveler / Sea Wolf

SCARAMOUCHE / WANDERER MIX      KAEDEHARA KAZUHA MIX

[superiorsturgeon]

Schnarkos part 3:

Weiss: How could you do this to me?!

Pyrrha: Weiss, please calm down!

Weiss: I’m going to die!! 😭

Jaune: Weiss, sweetie, it’s going to be okay!

Weiss: Easy for you to say! You don’t have to carry a huge Arc/Nikos baby inside you! You two giants are responsible for this!

Pyrrha: We’re sorry! But wasn’t it your idea to fool around even though it wasn’t a safe day?

Weiss: I didn’t think I would swell up like a whale this quickly! My feet won’t fit in my heels anymore!! 🥺

Jaune: *makes eye contact with Pyrrha over Weiss’s head* 🤨

Pyrrha: *nods and puts her hands on Weiss’s shoulders* 😉

Pyrrha: *gently steers Weiss to a reclining chair*

Jaune: Would it help if I gave you a foot rub while Pyrrha ordered take-out from your favorite restaurant?

Weiss: …yes, yes it would…

Pyrrha: *kisses Weiss on the cheek and helps her lay back in comfy chair*

Jaune: *assumes the position and begins massaging*

Weiss: …but I’m not carrying our next baby! I’ll take every precaution!

Pyrrha: *smiles and kisses tiny wife’s hair* If you say so, dear.

Jaune: *rubbing Weiss’s feet* We’ll see if you feel the same in nine months, or if you want me to finish inside again.

Weiss: Horny me can’t be trusted! That bitch has no self-control!

[olivyh]

TWST MEMORIES: Epel Felmier (4 years old)

A/N: Dorm life is fun, but I miss my little brothers :(

"Niko!" His mother calls upon seeing the small boy creep around the corner of their house, jumping at the sound of her voice. His purple hair is shaggy, with bits of flour still coating the violet strands from when he was baking with his grandmother. "A little help over here?"

"In a minute, Hon!" His father calls back, loading another crate of bright red apples into the back of his Uncle Jaako's truck.

"Stay right there, Epel!" His grandmother comments from the field, the woman completely disregarding her family's pleas for her to relax in her old age. 

"Are you kiddin', Marja?" His grandfather comments. "'e's not stayin' anywhere..." 

"Audun..." The purple haired woman pouts, taking off her glove and throwing it at her husband, who laughs boisterously and goes back to sorting out which apples were chewed through by bugs and animals, and which ones were good to sell and make things out of. Epel grins, crawling forward to grab a basket that lay empty along the side of the house. He jumps when he feels a tiny hand on his back, baking him yelp and quickly cover his mouth, looking around to see if anyone had heard him.

"Sami!" He hisses towards the one year old, who blankly stares back at him. "Go back inside!"

Sami giggles, sitting down and grabbing at the grass, Epel struggling to stop the small boy from eating it.  

"Sami..." Epel whines, going to pick up the boy, who giggles as he struggles to push the baby back into the house. "Aunt Milja! Aunt Milja!" Epel calls, huffing as the baby wiggles out of his grasp and goes to waddle away, nearly tripping over the various tools they have lying around. 

"Yes?"

"Sami snuck out again!" 

"Oh dear..." His aunt sighs, pushing open the screen door and picking up the small child, who whines and tries to wiggle out of the woman's grip. "Thank you for letting me know, Epel. Are you going to help aiti and isi today?"

The boy nods, lifting up the wooden bucket with a huff as he lets out a sigh of defeat, allowing the object to fall to the ground. Milja shakes her head and turns the boy around, pointing him towards his grandfather, who huffs as he tosses another apple on the growing pile of unusable ones. 

"Go help isoisa," Epel nods and runs off, nearly tripping over the tree roots that litter the ground, as well as apples that had fallen to the ground. The summer breeze makes him beam as the sky shines high in the sky, the brilliant blue matching the young boy's eyes. 

"Isoisa!" Epel calls to the man, who grins and opens his arms wide enough for the boy to leap at him. 

"Epel..." His mother lightly scolds from within the apple tree. "I told you to be gentle around your grandfather!"

"Gentle?" The older man scoffs, rolling his eyes. "I ain't that old!"

"Mhm..." His mother hums, climbing down from the old wooden ladder that wobbles with each step. His grandfather holds out his hand, which Aino takes gladly. 

"I can do this one!" Epel shouts, scrambling to take the heavy basket from his mothers arms and dropping it on the ground, causing it to topple over and send a few apples rolling along the grass. His mother scolds him lightly for his impatience, but his grandfather laughs it off, helping his grandson put the apples back in the old basket. 

"I can do all of it, Isoisa!" The boy huffs, readjusting the bandanna ties around his neck. He slowly picks up an apple, turning it over in his hand and placing it in the bucket that is going to be shipped off to town. 

He goes through well over half the bucket before he winces, sitting back on his heels and rubbing the back of his neck, feeling the familiar sting of sunburn begin to throb. He whines, wiping the sweat from his forehead as he looks up at his grandfather, who grins down at him. 

"Need a break?"

"N-no!" Epel shouts indignantly, stomping his foot. "I..."

"Water?"

"...Yes please..." His grandfather nods, standing with a grunt and making his way to the house. Epel crouches over the bucket, making it through the final apples and sighing as he sits back and looks back to the house, unable to spot his grandfather coming back out. He looks over for his mother and grandmother, both of them further within the orchard and out of sight. 

He sighs, sitting down on the grass, allowing his head to fall back onto the ground as he takes a few breaths, looking up at the white clouds that dance in the sky. He turns his attention directly ahead, watching the light shine through the emerald leaves. 

He smiles as one falls from the tree and lands on his nose, making him sneeze and giggle as he brushes the leaf off, a splash of red catching his attention. He sits up, beaming at the sight of the fruit hanging high in the trees. Looking around, Epel notices that nobody else is nearby. 

"Now's my chance!" He mumbles to himself, slowly making his way to the latter. He gulps as he looks up, noticing how much taller it looks now that he's at the bottom looking up. Taking a deep breath to calm his nerves and to stop his shaking hands. He holds onto the sides nervously, taking a hesitant first step. It wobbles for a moment, which makes his grip on the wood tighten as he grits his teeth. When it finally stills,  he sighs a breath of relief, brushing some light violet hair out of his eyes. 

Looking down for a moment, he feels a burst of courage. He takes one more step, both feet planted firmly on the second rung. He climbs up to the fourth, the fifth, and finally onto the sixth. He looks around for a branch that would support his weight, most of the ones near the bottom being large enough to hold him, but not near any other large branches. 

Epel takes a deep breath, gulping as he jumps, airborne for a few moments as he lands roughly on the biggest branch he could see. He then climbs up to another one, slipping. 

The rough bark scratches his small hands as he yelps, holding onto the branch for dear life. He looks back up, searching through the leaves for a moment before seeing the apple once more, this time only a few feet above where he was standing. He continues to climb, the bark on his hands no longer bothering him. Leaves brush his face as he ascends, determination filling his entire being as he reaches an arm out, trying desperately to reach the fruit. 

Finally, his fist closes over the apple, making Epel beam and cheer as he holds it as if it was the most fragile thing in existence.

"The first one I picked myself!" He whispers in astonishment, turning it over in his hands. He looks through the holes in the leaves, realizing how high he was. 

Epel gulps, feeling a pit form deep in his stomach as tears well in his eyes from the sudden spike of fear that was driven through him. He looks down, the branches he'd just been climbing seeming much, much further away than they were before. He holds on the trunk for dear life, slamming his eyes closed as a wave of panic washes over him.

He sniffles, biting his lip as he tries his hardest to keep the fear at bay, to appear strong to his family and to not make them think of him as being a baby- his only hope at trying to keep up with his father, uncle, and grandfather. To try to be strong, someone for his baby cousin to keep up with. 

He takes a deep breath before quietly weeping, quiet sobs turning into full on wails of terror as he grips onto the tree- and the apple- for dear life, tiny arms quivering with every sob. 

"Epel?!" He hears his mother shout in a panic, followed by the footsteps of his grandmother and, eventually, his grandfather. 

"Mommy!" He bawls, fat tears sliding down his cherry red cheeks with every sob. "Mommy!"

"It's okay, baby-" The woman shouts from the bottom of the ladder. "Just climb down the branches-"

"I can-can't-!" He wail's louder, screaming and pressing his forehead against the scratchy trunk of the tree. "I'm scared!"

"That's okay!" His grandfather calls. "Just hold on- dear?!"

"Epel, baby," He hears the soothing voice of his grandmother call from below, her wrinkled hand reaching out towards the boy. "Look at me- no, not down, at me," She coaxes him and eventually, the boy's quivering legs make it down the first branch, and then the second, and then the third, until he's nearly in his grandmother's arms, the only divide being the branch he had to jump earlier. All that bravery had gone out the window and Epel finds himself unable to do what he had done just moments ago. 

"G-gramma..." He sniffles. "I-I can't..."

"That's okay-" The boy gasps when he feels his foot slip and leave a long, burning scrape along his now exposed ankle as he plummets to the ground, a yelp escaping his lips as he clutches onto his ankle for dear life. 

He feels a burst of warmth and the familiar softness of cotton as he slowly opens his eyes to meet his grandfather's own eyes, grinning down at the boy's lip wobbles and he breaks into tears once more, grabbing onto the man with every ounce of strength he had left. He feels his mother pat his back and his grandmother fuss over his wound. He doesn't have the strength to do anything but to sniffle and wipe his tears- and snot- on the man's flannel. His breath hitches as he's taken out of the man's arms and into his mother's, the woman hushing him and rocking him back and forth. 

"Sweetheart, why would you do that?" The woman whispers in his ear. 

"'m sorry, Mommy..." He sniffles. "I-I wanted to pick one a-all by my-myself..." Tears well in his eyes as he throws his arms around his mother's neck and buries his face in her shoulder, body shaking with small sobs and hands shaking from the adrenaline. 

"You were very brave," She says after a moment of silence detangling the boy's lavender hair and plucking out the twigs that have embedded themselves within it. "And I'm proud of you for going so far to help us all out, but you really must think before you do somethin', okay?"

"Y-yes..."

"Why don't we get you inside for today?' His grandfather suggests. Epel slowly nods and feels the footfall of his mother below him as he yawns and is placed down on their plush, worn couch, eyes drooping the second his head makes contact with the pillow. He closes his eyes and grips the pillow close, falling asleep to his mother's giggling and the light kiss she places upon his forehead.

[sourcherrymag]

three poems by Alex Vartan Gubbins (he/him)

Ruben Hakhverdyan’s A Palmful of Apricot

I am there at the time of the war. Niko home from the hospital feeds and cries in and out of dreams. Ruben and his Yerevan guitar live in our Bose speaker, in our apartment at the end of Antarayin St., #3. His chords like Paris but smaller walk with grime in streets to get lost in and have heartful discussions. Yerevan’s red rooves in our laps as we breathe quiet, listen to oush e mishoush e, the fog is mist as Niko sleeps, as I brush his hair so thin I cannot feel it. His head moves up and down slight like the distant flashes on Mother Armenia overlooking the city, his head in the paint of a dim moon through our windows overlooking Parliament on Baghramyan St. and a graveyard where our building’s easy shadows lay on headstones with names I have read but do not know. Cats stretched out on windowsills of abandoned apartments, the darkness flooding the stairway down to Lover’s Park, the hanging mulberry vines over the doors with Soviet keyholes.

[CLOSED WINDOWS]

She keeps the windows closed tonight, shades drawn, every light in the house out except a floor lamp, its beams touching a world map filled with destination marks. Lines lead to Diyarbakir, Aleppo, Islamabad. A cry from the other room settles into her stomach, a grumble like a bee leaving the hive to find a distant flower. She’ll have to carry him along the road over her back, under her arm, & if a storm comes, beneath her shirt on her breasts to heat his body safe. & after he grows, when he sees how his legs dangle like vines, she knows she’ll have to leave him to the earth, that dot in a million galaxies, an energy that feeds lions oceans of birds, builds a thousand skyscrapers to house humans who make plans to steal time from the poor and air from forests. She’ll have to leave him to walking without herself as a crutch. Maybe he’ll roll in a wheelchair for people to look down at him as they pass. Maybe he’ll learn to grab the low hanging palm branches to hold his head to others’ chins. Maybe a bird will lend him wings, feathers carved for bones, like boulders.

HOLD

Found by shepherds in the backwaters Mud covered in lily pads

You can say sorry a thousand times   the baby will cry

It’s the pull away from her mother’s bosom she’ll remember It’s the arctic in the water It’s the crows & beaks diving to the lashes It’s the pecking she’ll remember she’ll remember

It’s when the sky shooting stars like smoke It’s when the lynx  hopping branch to branch a little closer Closer she’ll remember

* * *

Dear Zenobia

My mother rebuilt her wrinkled hands with the womb The lining a red oxygen for her they radiant Transform her hair to surge

In the middle of the night she’d lift her reshaped hands To reach the water glass from the cedar side table

She drank with her

* * *

Dear Zenobia

You can meet her as you sleep Draw lines dream to dream to recall a path of remembrance At night I keep my lines beside my bed Hold them in my hand under my pillow

Alex Vartan Gubbins enjoys poetry, forests, and water. He also likes to translate Armenian and Arabic poetry. He lives in the Detroit Metro Area where he works as an educator.

[ofdarkestdesires]

New M/F Snippets 1D Professor Lyon and his obedient student Cherry Bomb

New Freeuse M/F 1D: Lyon and Cherrybomb

Cherrybomb Alistair wasted absolutely no time in making her way back to Professor Lyon's office, leaving right away from her last class. She had detention tonight, after being caught out late in the halls the night before, and the sooner she got to it, the sooner she could get it started. And she was absolutely certain the professor would make her pay.

Just the thought made her shiver with desire as she walked in, letting the door shut and lock behind her.

Within moments, she was stripped nude and riding her professor without another care in the world. Her head rolled up to moan to the ceiling, eyes fluttered shut as she felt Lyon's fingers tangled in her hair, pulling her back as he plowed hard up into her. It was so hot, it was so rough, and she loved every second of it.

"You naughty little slut~" her teacher growled into her ear, and Cherry gasped with a moan as he smacked her ass, the bountiful brown booty bouncing enticingly as she rode him harder. "You were caught last night~ if you're not careful, someone might find out about this~"

"But if I'm lucky~ mm~ then it might be one of the sexy women that would be eager to slobber all over your big fat dick, Daddy~" Cherry cooed out in reply, smirking back over her shoulder at him. "I saw how Professor Nikos was looking at you before~ she wants to ride your dick until she passes out, I'm sure~"

"Maybe so~" the older man smirked, and he smacked her ass firmly as he bucked hard up into her. "Get caught like that again, and I'll have to punish you even harder, baby~ really make you regret disappointing your dear Daddy~"

Cherry groaned with pleasure and her hips rocked harder, subtly twerking on his cock as she leaned over her shoulder to kiss him deeply. "Don't threaten me with a good time, Daddy~ that's how we got in this situation to begin with~" she teased, playfully biting her lip as she did.

The older man just groaned and kissed her harder in return, holding her close as he stood and shoved her hard into the wall, bucking his hips remorselessly into her as he hit his first load of the night and plowed through it, intent on giving his naughty student the "punishment" she so thoroughly deserved.

[lonelyvomit]

Dear Abby, Since I can not arrive to your door this very moment, and the previous anons pretty much said everything I wished to say (they just did it better). Here is a little elf to (hopefully) cheer you up at least a bit: kaleva(.)fi/joulu-kestaa-pidempaan/1846110

.......... are you kidding me

I'm losing it oh my god BABY ELF NIKO 😭😭 asdfghjkl thank you I'm gonna go idk run into a brick wall or something I cant handle this I am crying. again. g o d