#“looks like you'll have to enjoy this romantic ass outing without me”

[slightlymoldycadaver]

I've come to accept ya can't romance Nick Valentine; I ain't happy about it, but I accept it.

One thing I can't accept is I can't play wingman for Ellie.

Ya know, give the guy a lil nudge and a wink, "Wowza, that secretary of yours, she's a real nice gal. You should take her out for a night on the town! Just a totally normal professional thank you outing (with romantic mood lighting)."

[ccscocoapuffs]

Aegon Targaryen NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) Super Clingy, he wants you to hold him close to your chest and play in his hair. Maybe let him softly suck on your nipples while he lets out soft whines from coming down from his high. He adores skin to skin as well afterwards. If you were into to trying it he would love to cock warm with you and fall asleep still inside you.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) His favorite part of himself is honestly probably his dick, the boy cherishes that thing, its probably the thing he uses the most on his body as well lmao. He is 100% a tit man, sucking them, biting, fucking them, it doesn't matter he adores your tits, he adores them no matter the size as well.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) He loves cumming inside you no matter what, it inflates his ego to astronomical levels to see himself leaking out of you knowing that he is the only one who gets to fill you with his cum. If you dom him though make him cum all over his tummy and lick it off of him and he will go absolutely feral.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) Definitely has stolen a pair or two....or more of your panties for him to wrap around his dick when you aren't around to please him. He loves the feeling of the soft lace going up and down his cock while he pleasures himself.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) He is pretty damn experienced in the world of sex, i mean come on the man is a bit of a man hoe. (We love our little sad man hoe though)

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) He loves trying all kinds of different positions with but he has two favorites to use with you. His first favorite is facing each other on your side with your leg over his waist and he will just thrust up into you while looking into your eyes. The second is cowgirl he adores when you ride him and take charge f the situation.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) He can really be both, sometimes he will be kinda goofy with you and make you chuckle then other times he is so into the feeling he gets from having sex with you that he just kinda zones out and becomes more serious into the moment.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) He has a very small bush o hair that borders on being a darker shade of a blonde, it certainly doesn't match the gorgeous silver hair that adorns his head. He doesn't really keep it tidy, but keeps it managed if that makes sense.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) Depending on the mood of the moment, he can either be very intimate with you and kiss up your neck while he tells you how much he adores you or he can be very straight to the point which is what tends to happen of the point of having sex that day to simply make a heir.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) He masturbates alot, even though you two have each other he just enjoys pleasuring himself when the moments you two can't be together arise. As I mentioned before when he does masturbate he usually wraps a pair of your panties around his cock and will moan the filthiest shit as if you are right there with him. "Oh fuck....baby....feels so good wrapped around me like that".

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) Mommy kink Slight bondage feel like he might have a bit of a lactation kink as well pegging light spanking (like put him over your knee and give him a light smack to his ass, don't worry you'll see more of this later)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do) He doesn't give a flying fuck where you two have sex but his favorite place is without a doubt the throne. He loves setting you on his lap and letting you ride your king till he spills himself deep inside of you on the most wanted seat in the seven kingdoms.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) Everything, Aegon stays in horny mood 24/7. He would get really into things though if you initiate things, like walk up to him and whisper in his ear "Be a good boy, Aegon and I'll reward you with your pretty cock in my mouth.""

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) I think Aegon would be very firm on never hitting him, he doesn't mind you smacking his ass or something like that but never hit him in the face. It would just bring back alot of memories about Alicent he doesn't wanna have at that time.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) He loves to eat pussy, he would lowkey tell you it's his favorite meal. You will 100% have to push him away from you to get him to stop fucking you with his tongue. He will keep on till his face is soaked in your release.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) He doesn't have a preference on the pace sometimes he wants fast and rough other times he wants a slower pace and to savor the moment. He leans towards being slower and sensual more often then anything else.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) He loves a good quickie, especially the ones where anybody could walk in at any second. His favorite place for a quickie is the dining room table, he loves to just bend you over it and fuck you to his hearts desire.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) Oh he is definitely risky, he likes the thrill that comes with being so risky. We have already mentioned a few of the risky things he likes to do such as stealing your panties and the quickie locations.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) Usually about 2 back to back, though if you have sex several times throughout the day then he can go for many more rounds then generally.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) He definitely owns a few dildos, both for you and for him. He loves being pegged as well so there is for sure a strap somewhere in his room.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) He definitively likes to tease and make sure you know that he is being extra needy for you. However if you tease him then he will be a whining mess.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) Loud, he doesn't care who hears. If the whole castle hears him getting fucked then so be it, he will let out the loud whines and whimpers. If you peg him he may actually scream when he cums.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) When he's been a brat bring him to your chambers and lay him over your knees. Give him soft spankings while telling him "Mommy wants you to be a good boy for her *Smack* I want you to learn to not be a brat *Smack*" 9 times out of ten he will whimper back "I'll be go mommy, promise"

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) Aegon is about 6 inches in length and has a medium sized girth. He is just big enough to make you feel the most sweetest stretch. Don't be fooled though he can still shove it down your throat and make you choke on it.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) It's Aegon, he is possibly the horniness person in the world. He wants you all day everyday which I feel makes his yearning in the category of VERY VERY high.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) Almost instantly, He wants to be snuggled up to you first before getting nice and coxy under the blankets. He would adore if you played in his hair while he drifted to sleep.

[torialefay]

Hi! I love your writing. I was wondering if you had the time if you could do a skz thing on who prefers rough sex vs love making (like the slow, handholding while thrusting in you romantic type). Or however you want to answer, everything you do is great. And it’s also great if you don’t want to.

honeyyyy, the "it's also great if you don't want to" is breaking my heart. you are seriously too sweet 🥺🫶🏼 these are my rough og thoughts!!!

chris: depends on the day, but is usually either one or the other. because he has all of that scorp energy, he is definitely gonna go deep & slow with you alotttt of the time. like if y'all have nothing to do & are just at home all day, you bet your ass he's gonna take his sweet time & be good and slow with you. he loves knowing that you both have a strong, insatiable connection. and he honestly craves for you to need him badly like that, so he's basically gonna fuck his love into you. BUT, he's also got a lil sag mars action going on too, so he will need to switch it up from time to time & i can definitely see him getting heated and aggressive with it. especially if you don't have much time, but he's just superrrr horny... if he knows you like it, he will NOT take it easy on you. i'm imagining a lot of spanking or ass grabbing going on too idk.

minho: almost always combines the two. i definitely see lee know as the type to start slowly and make sure that he has you waiting and writhing to get more from him. he wabts you to connect onto his energy and basically beg him for more. he'll go slow & establish that early on. because he has all of that scorp energy (like INTENSE scorp energy), he's going to NEED that to establish the mood for the night. BUT i think as he moves on through the night, he gradually gets rougher and rougher. before you know it, he has full control of you and you don't even know how it happened. i'm talking face down, ass up, as he's pushing your face into the mattress and pounding your shit so hard you don't think you'll survive. or if you're in missionary, he'll start basically destroying you. and he will love every second of it <3

changbin: overall more sweet and loving, but he fucks you really really deep so he can watch what it does to you. he gives me vibes that he truly knows how to take care of you and he is practical when giving it to you. think of it as being a gentle giant. he loves being big, yet treating you like you're the most precious thing he could ever imagine. like he's being gentle and watching to make sure you're enjoying yourself, but he's also going so deep that it takes your breath away. and he lovessss that shit. he likes feeling so big and seeing his princess get pampered in the dirtiest way. like you're so cute, but taking him like no one would ever expect. and the entire time, you're just so in awe of how he pays attention to you and gives you soft, tiny praises the entire way.

hyunjin: making love. he's definitely gonna give you some extremelyyyy hard thrusts, but it is just as mental for him as it is physical. genuinely when i picture sex with hyunjin, it is the most intense thing humanly possible. like he is holding your face the entire time, never daring to look away while he is hitting your shit so deep that you feel it in your stomach. and every time he gets a strong moan out of you, he just smiles as he watches your eyes roll back. he wabts nothing more than to basically try to fuck his love into you. and it frustrates him so badly that there are no words to express just how connected he wabts his soul to ve with yours, so he just keeps fucking deeper and deeper to try and get as close as he can. he's definitely really fucking sweaty, but he can't keep his hands off of you.

han: easily picks up on your vibes and gives you what you want in that moment. hannie seems so adaptable that he usually gives in to what you want... without you really having to explicitly say it. he has that libra energy so he just GETS it and he wants to please you. so if you wabt to go slow and just enjoy the sensation of connecting emotionally with him? he's giving you exactly that. but if you've been giving him absolutely nastyyyyy vibes all day and he knows you've been bratty bc you want attention, he'll pick up the ques that he needs to fuck you HARD. i think han can be a lot more dom in the bedroom than most people give him credit for. like if he's had a really long day, i see him taking it out on you by fucking out his frustrations. same thing for if yall get into a fight or something, i can so see you both ending it by getting turned on and him rocking your shit while bending you over. idk maybe its just me.

felix: (i feel like this is an unpopular opinion and i go back and forth ab it), but he's usually on the less emotional side. but like han, he understands you well and changes it up depending on what you need. he can get quite sensitive too and overwhelmed, which is when he wants to be slow and gentle. he'd probably love it if you were both on your sides facing each other while he stills inside of you and you move yourself up and down on him. like i think he'd go feral and watch you with the most love, adoration, and lust humanly possible.but at the same time, i feel like he can sometimes struggle to express himself physically, so he ends up just doing what he feels comfortable with. he needs to switch things up every so often, but i think he's usually more into pounding you and letting it all out.

seungmin: he's usually pretty practical and doesn't go too hard or get too emotional. but on days where he's frustrated... he's taking it out on you. like relentlessly. or he's telling you exactly what to do. i'm just imagining him coming home from some kind of bullshit day and he's ranting to you about it. maybe youre acting up a bit or agging him on and he literally snaps and starts telling you what to do. i don't think he's usually super vocal, but this time he's instructing you about every little thing. kind of yelling, but it's hot. and then he's having you sit back on the couch, legs spread, so he can basically just use you to get himself off oops.

jeongin: i.n. is again a good mix. innie loved to feel big and dominant. idk what it is, but he does. and he likes knowing that you depend on him. so in that sense, he's gonna start slow and make you needy for more. he wants to make sure you're hooked before he does anything more. and once he's given you your attention and is pleased with where he's gotten you, he's gonna fuck hard so that you never forget how strong he can be. like he just has that thing inside of him that lowkey feels like he needs to prove himself & he gets off on it so bad.

[blakeswritingimagines]

KINK LIST With Logan Howlett

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He'll pet and slowly caress you, his eyes gently looking over your body, his breath warm against your neck. He whispers small words of praise and comfort, and his arms wrap around you tightly.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite part of his body, he likes his muscles they make him feel strong, and his favorite part of yours he loves to caress your sides and touch and squeeze your hips.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He can give you more cum than you know what to do with. And trust me, once you've had a taste, you'll be hooked. His load is thick, hot, and straight from the tap. He's like a fucking fire-hose between those legs. So go ahead, beg for it. He loves hearing those sweet little pleas as he prepares to flood your insides with his seed. There's nothing quite like marking up a pretty face with his hot, sticky release. Watching it drip down your cheeks, into your mouth, coating your tongue… Just thinking about it will get him hard again.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He sometimes secretly craves cuddling and being pet, he doesn't always want to be strong he wants to be weak sometimes, let someone take care of him, pamper him. He loves to be held down, having them control the pace, he won't admit it though, not yet, it goes against his macho rough persona.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He's very experienced, he knows his way around the body. And he really likes to take his time, explore your body slowly, to savor the experience. It's not just about reaching the climax for him, it's about enjoying the whole thing.

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

He's always been partial to doggy style. There's something about feeling your ass wiggle while he's pounding you that just gets his blood pumping. Plus, it gives him a good view of that tight little asshole that he's gonna stretch out real nice. But if we're talking about positions that really get his heart racing, nothing beats missionary. Being able to look into your eyes as he fills you up… there's no better feeling than that in his world.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He'll tease and flirt with you, his smirk playful, he'll say goofy dirty jokes too, anything to make you squirm and laugh. He'll also compliment you gently in bed and whisper sexy things to you and nibble on your neck playfully.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He isn't the most well groomed, he has a lot of body hair, and he hasn't found someone to cut his hair, when he finally gets some rest he'll cut it, but that's it. He has a beard, and hair on his chest and a happy trail.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He's very romantic, and gentle, he'll give neck kisses, and whisper sweet things to you. He loves to kiss your skin too. And his body language is quite loving. He also loves to play with his lover's hair, hold your hands, press his forehead to yours and gently caress your cheek.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

On average, I'd say around three or four times a day. But sometimes he'll go longer stretches without cumming, and other times he might have multiple orgasms in quick succession. It really just depends on how he's feeling and what he needs at the time. But trust me, there's never a dull moment when it comes to his self-pleasure.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Being in control - He loves being in complete control and having you be submissive to him; he wants you to follow his every order and obey without question. He wants you completely under his control, he loves dominating and seeing you submit to him.

Praise/Degradation - He loves praising you when you're good. He loves to call her "Beautiful" and "Perfect" or "good girl/boy" and "pet."

Marking you, he'll be wanting to leave his love bites all over your body to show that you are his.

Teasing to get him worked up, maybe even make him jealous a little.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

First off, there's his bedroom. It's got this huge king-sized bed that can handle all kinds of... activities. Plus, it's got these soft silk sheets that just feel amazing against your skin. But if you're feeling adventurous, you could always head down to the basement. He has his private gym down there with plenty of room to move around. And let me tell ya, those weights aren't just for show.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Seeing you get lost in pleasure from his touch. Hearing moans and whimpers of ecstasy when he's giving head. Feeling a tight hole clenching around his cock as he pounds into it. Knowing that he's the one who can make you feel this good.

The thrill of being wanted so badly that you are desperate for him. Watching you come undone, your body shaking with release, eyes rolled back in bliss. Being praised for his skills and told how he's the best you've ever had. The power trip of having complete control over your pleasure.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

Being disrespected or treated poorly. He expects respect and will not tolerate anything less. Bad hygiene. Nobody wants to be intimate with someone who doesn't take care of themselves. Lack of enthusiasm. If someone isn't excited about being with him, why should he be? Inability to follow directions. He loves taking charge, but he needs someone who can keep up with him. Disloyalty. Trust is crucial in every relationship, especially in the bedroom.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He prefers giving oral, there's nothing quite like feeling his mouth being worked and hearing those pleasured sounds coming from his partner. His tongue is incredibly skilled at teasing and pleasuring, flicking across sensitive spots until you're begging for more. And watching you lose control because of what he's doing…that's an intoxicating rush.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He tends to be a mix - fast and rough at times, slow and sensual at others. It really depends on the situation and your preferences. When he's in the heat of the moment, all he wants is to bury himself deep and fuck hard, losing himself in the primal rhythm of thrusts. But he also knows how to set a slower, more deliberate pace, savoring each inch as he slides in and out, building anticipation and pleasure gradually. He enjoys switching between these extremes, keeping things exciting and unpredictable.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He's a fan of quickies. There's something thrilling about the spontaneity, the urgency, the raw intensity. It's a great way to satisfy a sudden craving or release some pent-up tension. However, he also believes in taking the time to properly pleasure each other. Good sex requires attention to detail, patience, and sometimes even foreplay. So while he enjoys a quick fuck now and then, he wouldn't say it's his preferred method of getting laid.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He's definitely game to experiment and willing to take risks. Whether it's trying out new positions, exploring different sensations, or pushing boundaries, he thrives on the excitement and challenge of the unknown. There's nothing quite like the adrenaline rush of stepping outside your comfort zone, especially when it comes to pleasure.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

His stamina is pretty damn impressive. He can go round after round, lasting for hours if necessary. It's all about staying hydrated, eating right, and keeping fit. Plus, there's something about the rush of endorphins during sex that keeps him going strong. He prides himself on being able to please you thoroughly, ensuring you reach multiple orgasms before he finally lets loose and explodes.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He likes to introduce toys gradually, starting with something simple like a vibrator or dildo before moving on to more advanced items like anal beads or cuffs. He finds that incorporating toys adds an extra layer of excitement and variety to your encounters.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He absolutely loves teasing. There's something deliciously torturous about drawing out the pleasure, making you wait for it, just barely touching what you crave. Whether it's running my fingers along their inner thigh, tracing the outline of your nipple without actually touching it, or simply promising what's to come, he revels in the power of the tease. It's a game of cat and mouse, and he always seems to come out on top.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He's quite vocal during sex, letting out moans, groans, and gasps of pleasure as he feels your touch. His voice rises and falls with each wave of sensation, becoming louder and more intense as he nears climax. He also likes to hear you express yourself, whether it's through soft whispers or loud cries of ecstasy. The sound of shared pleasure only serves to heighten the experience for both of you.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Logan has a secret obsession with role-playing scenarios, particularly ones where he gets to assume dominant roles. He loves the idea of dressing up as a doctor or a police officer, commanding you to undress and submit to him. He also enjoys pretending to be a wealthy businessman, demanding obedience from you in exchange for lavish gifts or exclusive access to his company. This side of him remains hidden from most people, but it's a significant part of his sexual fantasy life.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

His cock is 8 inches long, thick, and always hard. It has a perfect curve with a large glans that always stands at attention. The head is always dripping with pre-cum. He's uncut, so his foreskin stretches back far, adding even more length to his already impressive girth. His balls are large and full, always tight and chocked full of cum

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

10/10. His sex drive is incredibly high, bordering on insatiable once he has you. He can find himself thinking about sex throughout the day, fantasizing about various scenarios and where to do so. Even when he's engaged in other activities, his mind often wanders back to the pleasures of the flesh. It takes a lot to satisfy him.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He may stay awake a bit longer, enjoying the closeness and the quiet moments of contentment you share afterward. You might cuddle, talk, or even indulge in another round or two of lovemaking. But ultimately, exhaustion wins out, and he slips into slumber alongside you, feeling satisfied and fulfilled.

[sulumuns-dootah]

NSFW Alphabet - Leviathan

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A/N: Sorry this took a long time. Been a busy and chaotic past month, but I'm working on things so hopefully they'll be ready to post soon. Also, Levi isn't exactly my favorite so I had hard time analyzing and accounting for all the lore we have so far.

⟡ Masterlist ⟡ 

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

If you had an intense encounter, you'd both need it, which is why he calls for his servants to come and care for the both of you. Otherwise, he doesn't mind to do some extra steps to get you comfortable.

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B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Our nice piece of ass loves your neck. The loyalty noose would look amazing around it. Or maybe his hands?

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C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

I'd say his cum tastes like caviar. He's technically a fish too, after all. Definitely the king whose cum I'd enjoy the least. It's also not as opaque, but with a slight shimmer.

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D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

While he's having some me-time, sometimes he puts on a noose around his neck and orders himself to hang.

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E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

With how rarely he trusts anyone, I'd say he barely has any. He gets the gist, knows many positions, but hasn't tried out most of them.

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F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Any position, really. As long as you're strangling him hard enough, he doesn't care.

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G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? Etc.)

No jokes here. In fact, no jokes ever. Besides like some special circumstances.

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H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? Etc.)

Perfectly silky smooth like the rest of him. There's no room for imperfection.

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I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

If he's bedding you, you're already doing something right. I imagine him being super vulnerable figuratively as well as literally with the strangling and all.

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J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

His main source of getting off. He can't even remember the last time he's slept with someone. Once you're in the picture, however, that immediately changes and his hands focus onto you.

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K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Beside the obvious breath control and getting beat up, he also strikes me as the type that would be into voyeurism as in getting watched fucking someone.

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L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Public places are out of the question. The safety of his castle is the only place where he allows himself to get loose.

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M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Jealousy, of course. But also public humiliation as long as he sees you as more than just his subject.

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N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Share a partner. He'd get too jealous and possessive. Unless, of course, you tie him up as a punishment. HE would actually enjoy that.

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O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Force him to go down on you and you'll have one of the best orgasms ever. In giving-head-contest he'd come close second (only beaten by the pussy devourer fly boy). While giving him head, he'd get super whiny and needy. Tease him and he'll lose his mind.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? Etc.)

There's two ways Levi can go. Either he's downright lovemaking with you or the bedroom is a whole ass battlefield.

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Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Actually, thinking about the location again... I wanted to say that why have quickies when you're at his castle and have all the time in the world, but thinking about it, If the need arises and you're not in his chambers, he would definitely use his coffin to have a quickie with his partner.

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R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? Etc.)

Depending on the risk. He wouldn't mind seeing how long you can hang from the noose, but wouldn't try and introduce lovecraftian horrors in the bedroom.

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S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Leviathan's energy is stored in that juicy ass of his and boy, can he go for long time. The thing is, that he will, however, start complaining that he's tired and that you have to do the rest yourself.

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T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Levi doesn't really strike me as the type to use toys. His imagination is enough for him. In my mind he's more old fashioned and all these different toys are just a riffraff for him. (Meaning he's too shy to buy some and would be afraid to get caught using them.)

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U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Oh this man *italian hand motion* loves to tease, but the moment you tease back you have no time to react before you're hanging from the ceiling.

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V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Whimpers. This man whimpers and it's the best thing you've ever heard (besides Beel's purring). How loud, depends on the situation. If you're on the bottom, some might escape him. But if you're on top, oh boy, all the demons in the surrounding chambers know.

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W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Actually, not a hc, but more of an analysis of his H scene that I really want to talk about? Okay, so Levi makes it really obvious that he wants to be beaten and straight up just abused. This just screams to me a trauma response, which is extremely sad to me. The amount of abuse he had to endure to the point where his mind equates it to pleasure just so he doesn't go bonkers?

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X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Once again, if you have the Erolabs version, you're lucky to see his sausage in the game itself. I personally agree with the ingame depiction of Levi's dick (unlike certain pierced someone's).

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Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Actually, piggybacking off the wild card analysis, I think Levi can go anytime all the time. One of trauma responses tends to be hypersexuality (but I'm not a professional psychologist, so don't take my word for it). We even know about it from the Halloween event where Minhyeok says that Levi looks like he's in the mood despite fighting off angels.

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Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Not really a sleep I'd say, but he wouldn't mind snuggling up after some exhausting workout. Just don't get too used to it since he's too busy.

[leewritestoomuch]

Is multiple characters(separate) allowed? I was thinking a NSFW with a reader that gets flustered easily for Gen, Senku, and Ukyo!

Hi! Yes, multiple characters is allowed! Also, sorry, I only half assed listened to the request because Senku's felt so much more natural to write sfw.

WARNINGS: NSFW (only in Gen and Ukyo's)

Gen Asagiri

Once this man notices that you easily get flustered, he is wielding that knowledge like a weapon.

He'd be good with his words to be able to fluster you without even having to resort to close proximity.

Just silly compliments can fluster you, so soon he's taking it a step closer.

He likes to say things that take you a second to comprehend the meaning of. He'll tell you something that could mean 2 things, one more innocent, one not so much, in passing. By the time you realize, he's not even in the room anymore.

You're usually super embarrassed, but he just finds it cute and endearing.

The times that he stays after flustering you with a suggestive comment, he'll wait until you get it, then use close proximity to fluster you next.

He goes from verbally teasing you, to tilting your chin up with his pointer finger. He'll get so close you can feel his breath on your face, and from here, these interactions could go one of two ways: he may say you have something on your face, dust it off, and walk away as if he's done nothing, or the latter would be he FINALLY kisses you.

Definitely the type to tease you by pushing your legs apart with his knee, keeping it there. Don't question me on that.

Most likely character to tease you in public, but refuse to do the real thing. That's a private matter, he's just sneaky enough to tease you.

Praise or degrading in bed, whatever you'd prefer, he's using it to tease you. The blush on your face spreads down your body and that drives him crazy (or the heat if the blush wouldn't be visible)

"use your words" makes you say things you don't really wanna say out loud even if he understands what you mean.

(this man can make you cum without touching you and nobody can convince me otherwise. I don't accept critique.)

Senku Ishigami

Accidentally flusters you half of the time.

He thinks nothing of getting right in your face for something or touching you to measure you or something like that. He's unbothered because he's simply not worried about that right now.

And honestly, most of the time he won't bother to go out of his way to fluster you.

Eventually he'd realize from time to time

Like the time he pulled you out to stargaze with him.

Sure, he'd intended for it to be a date of sorts, but he doesn't really swoon at the idea of how romantic it is. He enjoys stargazing and space and all that, and its time he could be spending with you so why not just combine the things he loves into one activity?

You, on the other hand, were super nervous to speak or anything. The still of the night made it romantic, but also terrifying. It's just you, him, and the moon and stars.

He's probably talking your ear off about space and what you're looking at, not that you mind, but eventually he turns onto his side to fully face you.

You get super flustered, and for once he can't help but notice and honestly, now that he's thinking about it, you make him little nervous.

He feels that it's illogical to feel like some giddy, hopelessly in love teenager when he looks at you, but he can't help it.

Now he's just as flustered.

He struggles with initiating physical contact, but he's direct with it. He'll scoot closer and kiss you.

Then you'll both just stare in silence, occasionally opening your mouths to say something and getting nothing out.

He'd take your hand and let you both fall into a comfortable silence where you both almost drift off in each other's company.

Ukyo Saionji

It's easy to forget this man was pretty cocky.

I think at first in a relationship, he'd just be sweet and very humble, but now you've been with him for quite sometime and he won't let you forget how much he turns you on.

He's soft whispers and gentle touches to send your mind in a spiral right into the gutter and your stomach to a butterfly farm.

His favorite thing would be a back hug where he breathes in your scent and whispers against the shell of your ear, his hands running up your hips, gradually rising higher with each pass as he begins to move under your shirt.

He knows the power he has over you, but he's going to drive you crazy with whispered sweet nothings and gentle gestures.

He's an honest flirt, and that naturally flusters you. He's aware of that.

Eventually, the gentle touches get a bit more obvious and brass.

Those hands on your hips would pull you back against him.

Flusters you by insisting you be vocal in bed and then moaning about how pretty your noises are.

You'll never meet a man more in love with you. He'll fluster you by never letting you forget this.

He praises every part of your body, every noise you make, anything really.

Not related, but Ukyo would send you love letters if he had to go away on a trip and you couldn't go (pretend that's possible in the New Stone Age)

[soapisahimbo]

NSFW ABC - John 'Soap' MacTavish Edition

Here he is, our bar of Soap! I felt like I needed to get this one done before I could put my focus on the request I got with a reader with a kid, which will hopefully get done soon! I also have ABC's for Gaz and Ghost planned, so stay tuned, friends!

Contains heavy smut elements, so minors stay away!

As always, I hope you enjoy, and please tell me what you think and what you'd like to see more of in the future!

warnings: senseless smut, soap is horny for reader, hinted at female reader/female anatomy, detailed, mentions anal play at one point

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex):

He holds you close and tight, practically refusing to let go until your hearts have stopped racing and your breaths have returned to somewhat normal. Once you breathe in a deep sigh, he'll loosen his grip and lean back to take a good look at you. He'll cup your cheek and ask you how you're feeling, if you need anything, if you enjoyed it, and plants several kisses all over your face before telling you he loves you and how good that was.

You'll take to caressing him and checking in on him as well, telling him how much you love it when he takes you like that, when he moves that way that you like, or when the two of you hold each other like this. He doesn't say it out loud, but he loves it when you cradle his head to your chest after a particularly steamy session. He wants to protect you, but you make him feel safe.

Once you've returned to your senses and you're starting to feel like people again, you get out of bed and into the shower, where you wash each other off. He insists that he can help himself and that you should let him focus on you, but you remind him that you want to, and he simply sighs before giving you a deep, loving kiss and turns to let you scrub him.

He can't go for long without teasing you however, pinching and groping and chuckling boyishly at your playful glares. Depending on how you let it play out and how much further you let his hands wander, he might have you up against the wall for another round.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s):

Johnny's a confident man; he knows for a fact that he's good-looking, and he takes excellent care of himself, both hygiene and health-wise. Doesn't really favour one part of his body more than any other, although he'd be lying if he said he wasn't proud of his dick. He knows how to make good use of it, and he makes sure to. You almost hate to admit that his confidence is well-earned, and if you ever said it out loud, he'd never let you live it down. But if you had a specific body part of his that you were particularly fond of, for whatever reason, it'd automatically become his favourite as well.

He loves any and all of your weak spots - any point on your body that he can touch and kiss that will make you shiver and moan. He also has a incredibly deep and just pure fondness of your arms and hands simply because he loves being touched by you and having them wrapped around him in any situation, be it sexual, romantic, domestic or just in passing. You make him feel warm and strong when you hug him.

But he is also an unabashed ass-man. He makes sure to keep at least one hand on your hips at all times, or he slips a hand into your back pocket whenever he gets the chance. And he can't just give you a discreet little squeeze, no no; when he grabs you, he goes for the handful. Even more so during sex - likes to take you from behind solely so that he can get a nice view of your ass, and likes to bend you over surfaces just to kneel down behind you and grope and bite on your cheeks. He grins and calls it his natural instinct, you call it an unhealthy obsession. You can't bring yourself to stop him, though.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically):

He likes the idea of a quick and easy clean-up, but it rarely actually turns out that way. Using a condom helps a lot, but the desire to feel you, to taste you and to cum in you usually far outweighs any attempt of keeping the mess to a minimum. He can't deny that watching it leak out of you does something to him, and he'll more than happily indulge in it if he knows that you don't have any plans later in the day or in the morning, or if you're in the shower where it can easily be washed away. Despite his Catholic upbringing, this man is quite the devil - he's the type to finger his cum back into you and watch it drip down his fingers.

He likes cumming on your tummy and thighs a bit more than he'd like to admit, but he's quick to clean it off of you once he's admired it. As hot as he thinks it is, he doesn't want to leave it on you for too long because he knows that the sticky feeling isn't all that comfortable. Has to fight the urge to lick it up and kiss it into your mouth.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs):

He watched you spar with Ghost, and for some reason, it sent his mind down an odd path. It was specifically the way Ghost had you pinned on your back, his forearm pressing down on your chest and his hips between your thighs. While still in this position, he started to give you some pointers in how to take down someone his size, both of you sweating and breathing heavily. To you, this was just a training session as any other.

After you were done sparring, even days after, John couldn't get that image out of his head for some reason, and he couldn't figure out why. He'd watch the two of you spar several other times, and every time one of you managed to pin the other down, it garnered a strange sensation in his lower abdomen.

He had fucked you dumb after each session, and you thought it was because he found some sort of enjoyment in watching you wrestle - and he did, in part. But there was one specific time, when Ghost had you pinned once again, this time face down into the floor. He had one of your arms pinned to your back, the other above your head. You were bent over your own knees, with Ghost's chest pressing against your back, and Johnny could see how your hips nestled into his. This was just another sparring session - but to John, this was a wake up call.

He wanted to fuck you with Ghost. Or to take it even further; he wanted to watch Ghost fuck you.

He never shared this thought with either of you, but he'd find himself fantasizing about what you would look like nestled in between them - or pinned naked under his lieutenant - and the image has sent him over the edge far more than he'd like to admit.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?):

He's been popular with the ladies for a long time, and has definitely had a number of hook-ups and one night stands. He has always preferred to be with someone he has a deeper connection with, however, and would rather be with you for the rest of time.

He definitely knows what he's doing, but he doesn't take anything for granted. He's formidable, and wants to learn everything he can about the body of the person he's with; in this case you.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying):

He has a number of favourites - doggy style, because he loves your ass, or prone, because he loves your ass. He also likes the way he seems to hit all the right spots to have you in absolute shambles underneath him. When in a more loving, intimate mood, he'll go for missionary, because he wants to look into your eyes and kiss you breathless. Might actually go for this one more often than any of the other positions for those very reasons; he's a lot softer than most people think, and he's weak for you. He feels like he's found his own personal piece of heaven when you wrap your arms and legs around him and would go on forever if he could.

If you push him down on the bed onto his back and straddle him, however, his mind is sure to go blank. He'll watch you with a gaze of pure reverence when you ride him, and touches you like you're a dream. If you want, you can give him the added bonus of watching your ass if you ride him in reverse, but he won't really have a preference when he gets to have you like this. This gives you the perfect position to boss him around a bit, too; if you tell him that he can't touch you and he needs to keep his hands above his head, he'll look at you like a kicked puppy, but will do his best to oblige if you promise to reward him. It won't be easy for him, though - he'll grip onto anything he can to stay in line, and has ripped a number of pillow sheets in his determination to stay good.

Once he's reached his limit however, he'll most likely grab you and pull you down until you're chest to chest, plant his feet into the mattress and fuck up into you like some kind of madman.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.):

Laughing with you is practically part of the act. He wants you to be relaxed and at ease when you're with him - no obligations, no judgment, just a carefree, wonderful time between lovers. He loves sex with you the most when you have a big smile on your face. You've had each other in absolute stitches several times - like when he stubbed his toe carrying you to the bedroom or when he smacked his head into the table after eating you out from under it. You also love sending him into fits of laughter when he's trying to focus. Dumb jokes, funny faces, tickling each other, blowing raspberries on each other's stomachs - you name it.

Keep messing with him, though, and he'll clamp a hand over your mouth and fuck you until you feel like you've gone brain-dead.

If he's in a more serious mood, it's usually because he simply wants to love you, or he's missed you. Still wants to see you smile, but in this case it's usually out of affection rather than some dumb joke.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.):

He keeps it very neat and trimmed, a bit like his mohawk. The individual hairs are a bit thin and wispy, but there's lots of it; it tends to get out of hand pretty quickly if he doesn't tidy it up regularly, so he usually comes homes from deployment with a bit of an untamed mess.

Has a fairly wide happy trail, starting at his bellybutton. Says it tickles if you run your fingers over, but his knees will positively turn to jelly if you trail kisses down along it.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect):

Despite all his quips and jokes and prods and pokes, intimacy is incredibly important to him. He wants you close at all times, and he's in no way shy with his love and affection. He has a bit of a tendency to turn at the drop of a hat - one second he's railing you within an inch of your life, the next he has you wrapped up in his arms and is mumbling all sorts of praises and sweet nothings into your skin. He'll wax poetic about how much you mean to him, how much he loves you, that he doesn't know what he'd do without you and how much he wants to stay right there with you forever; "If I died right here, I'd be sure to die the happiest man to ever have lived."

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon):

When out on missions, he's usually cooped up somewhere with 141; more often than not Ghost. And the last thing he wants is to get caught jerking off by his lieutenant, or his fucking captain. He does try to sneak off whenever he gets the chance, but he's pretty sure that Ghost knows exactly what he did when he gets back. He's not exactly ashamed; he has urges, you know. But he can't help but feel a little bit awkward.

While on his own, though, and knowing that he's safe, he doesn't really hold any qualms with getting off. If he's got any sort of physical access to you, though, there's no way in hell he's jerking off - it's all yours, baby. How can he not give it to you?

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks):

Do you want to be manhandled by him? Well, he wants to be manhandled by you too. He'll grow his mohawk out so that you'll have more to pull. Push him down, grab him by the throat and take what you want. Show him; guide his head and hands to where you want them the most. Tell him what you want and he'll give it to you. He wants to praise you and be praised by you, wants to mark you and be marked by you, wants there to be undeniable evidence that you're his and that he's yours.

He's not really interested in any specific roles between the two of you; there's no set power dynamic. It's more like an ebb and flow. Sure, he'll pin you against the wall or bend you over or fold you in half, not because he considers himself to be dominant and you submissive, but because that's where the flow takes him. He's highly attuned to what you want.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do):

Any surface he can bend you over is high on the list, because he's obsessed with groping your ass and spreading your cheeks to watch how his cock sinks into you. He loves the shower, because that's where he can get the messiest with you and easily wash it away. He also loves pressing his chest against your back to push you down and moaning into your ear because it satisfies that need of being close to you.

But that need is a strong one, and our Scot is quite the lover boy, so the bed, and to some degree the couch are where he wants to take you the most. It's where he can get the closest to you, and sink into the cushions and into you the best.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going):

John is an absolute sucker for touches and kisses, and he's particularly weak at the neck. Even if you don't intend to seduce him, even if you're leaving a tiny little peck at that spot underneath his ear just to be sweet, it sends him reeling. When you stand close, look into his eyes and run your hands over his chest, he feels like he's been set on fire. Stroke the skin on the ribs just under his pecs and you'll feel his heart racing. He'll never explicitly ask for it, but just touch him, please.

Anytime you dress up, you'll have to keep his hands off of you if you want to make it to whatever event you're heading out to. Tells you he just "wants to help", but the smirk gives it away every time. He pouts if you say no, but when you tell him that he can have you as much as he wants once you get home, he lights up like a kid on Christmas. He'll be impatient, though, but it's always worth it in the end.

He also gets a certain warm feeling inside from watching you and doing just the most domestic things with you. It gives him a sense of normality and safety in an otherwise not so normal and safe life, and sometimes it's just that alone that turns him on in a sweet sort of sense - knowing that he has time to spend with you.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn,offs):

He will never humiliate you. The only words to ever come out of his mouth will be love and praise. He can be rough with you if you want and maybe wrap his hand firmly around your throat, but he'll never slap or choke you, and knifeplay and the like are a definite no-go; he deals enough with knives and guns and violence as it is, he doesn't need more of it in his private life.

Anything largely unhygienic is also off the list, anything leaning towards scat and stuff like that is NOT his thing.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.):

Oh, how he loves your mouth. When you talk, when you laugh, when you smile, when you kiss him and definitely when you take his cock in it. Any quips and taunts he might come up with will disappear from the tip of his tongue while you press yours to the underside of his dick and suck the soul out of him. The poor bastard can barely speak - his words come out in slurs, or break off in drawn out moans - and he can't figure out what to do with his hands, so they tend to flutter over your shoulders, your hair, into the sheets and the pillows. He eventually grabs whatever they happen to be near when he cums and holds onto it like it's his only lifeline. His abs tighten, his thighs shake, he moans out loudly and continuously, and he tries to get his breathing under control which does very little to help if you keep going.

As for you, pretty thing, you might as well add yourself to the top of the list of his favourite meals, because he sure acts like you are. There's very little stopping him once you give him the go, so you better buckle up. He's the type of guy to grind into the mattress or jerk off while going down on you, and he refuses to let you close your legs on him; keeps them spread wide apart and up against your chest so that you can't get away from him. Moans into you as if you're sucking him off, and he tries to maintain eye contact with you, but his eyes keep rolling back (so do yours, though).

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.):

It's very dependant on his mood, and can switch without warning mid-deed. He's slower and deeper when he's making love to you, faster and a bit sloppy when he's needy for you, rougher and wilder when he's frustrated or impatient or you've riled him up. To be honest, you can probably play that man like a fiddle, and have a number of tricks up your sleeve if there's a certain pace you want. You might not even have to use any of them though, he knows you just as well as you know him - maybe even better.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.):

Listen, he would much rather spend a day in bed with you to satisfy his need for closeness and intimacy, but sometimes there's just not enough time and he needs you, so he'll take whatever he can get. Whether it's bending you over the kitchen counter, or dragging you with him into a supply closet somewhere, whether you pull your pants down just enough to give him access to fuck you, or you get down on your knees to suck him off, he'll fucking take it. He'll want to return the favour, but if there's not enough time for that, he'll kiss you like a starved man and swear on his goddamn life that he'll make you feel good when he gets the chance to.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.):

He's not against experimenting, as long as it's safe, sane and consensual. He can sneak off with you in public places, and sneak a few gropes in when no one's watching, he can wrap himself around you on the dance floor and slip his hand down your pants, he can tie you up and edge you until you beg and he'll let you do the same to him - as long as you guys have set clear boundaries and make sure that nothing will get out of control.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?):

This man can clear an entire weekend just to have sex with you. Plenty of breaks, of course, but he'll go for as long as you let him. Can probably go a solid 2 extended rounds before needing a moment to recuperate, but if you're up for it, he's back on it after maybe a few minutes. The more rounds though, the shorter they'll be, but he makes sure to give it to you good.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?):

The idea wouldn't cross his mind until you either mention that you have a couple of trusty toys that you use while he's away, or he accidentally finds them. He, of course, won't be able to let this pass without teasing you about it, but his mind will instantly run wild with images of you. Naked and alone in bed, pleasuring yourself to the thought of him and calling out his name even though he's not there to hear you, and you can bet your sweet ass that he'll want to witness it. "Show me how you do it, bonnie, I wanna see."

He might ask you if he can take pictures or film you, or if you can film something for him when he's not there, but he won't press any further if you say no; he'll just pay extra close attention to really commit this to memory. Give him the chance to and he'll 100% make an absolute quivering and crying mess out of you.

If you suggest using them on him, he'll quirk his eyebrow at you at first, but he'll give it a go. Once you've made him cum all over himself, he's gonna want you to do it again and you can rest assured knowing that the two of you have just immensely upgraded your sex life.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease):

He's a tease for sure, leaning in to whisper about how he wants you to cum in his mouth, or how he wants to spread your legs right where you're standing and fuck you stupid for everyone (or a certain lieutenant) to see. He might edge you once or twice, but that's only to make your finish that much stronger. Other than that, he's not really the type to withhold your pleasure, but he loves having you all hot and bothered. Will have a massive shit-eating grin on his face if he can get you to blush and squirm.

It's not that hard to give him a taste of his own medicine though. If you whisper the naughtiest things you can think of with the sweetest voice you can muster, you'll be able to pinpoint the exact moment his brain shuts down.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.):

He's loud and talkative in all manner of ways, and it's quite the challenge for him to stay quiet. Covering his mouth, or even gagging him, will do little to shut him up, and while it might be the only solution you have, it only seems to egg him on. He moans into your mouth when you makeout while fucking, and if you clasp your hand tightly over his mouth and press his head into the pillow, it just turns him on more. If left to it, he will not stop blabbering, throwing out a bunch of variations of "fuck yes", "you feel so fucking good", "you're so fucking pretty", "i need you to cum for me", "please, baby, fuck, don't stop" and so on.

He's just as talkative when the two of you are having a more intimate session, but it'll be more of the lines of how much he loves you and wants you, how happy he is to have you - "I swear, I don't know what I'd do without you."

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character):

He had made jokes about it, and while you could tell that there was some underlying desire behind them, you didn't really read them as anything other than exactly that - jokes. So when you're laying on your stomach in bed, minding your own business, and he suddenly sneaks up on you to tug your pants down, you don't think of it as anything other than your lover just being his horny self. You laugh and lift your hips to aid in the removal, and sigh as he begins kissing and nibbling on your buttcheeks. You notice, however, that he's licking a bit further in between your cheeks than he usually does, and so you glance over your shoulder at him and ask him what he's doing.

He looks you dead in the eye, grabs a handful of both your cheeks and spreads them. Then he slowly and deliberately licks a circle around that tight ring before gently pushing the tip of his tongue against it. It's all you can do but watch as he slowly but surely works his tongue deeper in, and while it might feel a bit foreign at first, you can't help but sigh into the pillows and let him have his fun.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes):

He's a bit of a "grower, not a shower" - 5 inches soft, 6 inches hard. He's also a little bit on the thicker side, enough to give you a little bit of a stretch, but not so much that it feels uncomfortable in any way, and you don't need to spend forever to warm up for him (not like he's not generous with the "warm-up" anyways). He knows how to use what he's got and he knows you can't deny it.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?):

He may not be some wild sex machine, he enjoys the quiet and loving moments just as much, but there's a part of him that is always ready for you. Know that he will probably want you in one way or another at all times, but as said before, he's highly attuned to you and he knows when to step back. But if you're the one initiating, he'll happily go along with it 9 out of 10 times.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards):

He wants the two of you to have cleaned up before knocking out, but once clean and tucked in, he'll usually wait for you to fall asleep first. It's partly because of that want of protecting you, but also because watching you sleep and having you in his arms helps him sleep as well.

[msookyspooky]

♡ Obsessed Delusional Reader x Sinclair Brother's ♡

Bo Sinclair:

- "Wow, so you want me that bad, huh? 🤭😏 You tied me up because you want to keep me here? That's so romantic! 😍 And out of everyone in my group it was me?"

- Bo is staring at you, trying to scare you and even hurt you but...The drive isn't there with you being so...Willing? Like, there's no fun in this you lil nutjob!

- Match made in hell

- "Are you there? Is your head just decoration or somethin'? What the fuck is your problem?? I am CRAZY and EVIL and will FUCK YOU UP." You: "Okay bby, if you say so. 🥰" All while Bo is short circuiting.

- Alright, that's it. You're getting the glue on your mouth.

- Honestly about to cut something off to make you afraid or hurt...He might but also might not because you fascinate him so are you a person that fascinates him or a toy he needs to break?

- The bondage sex is probably banging though ngl he's even a bit enthralled by how eager you are compared to most victims

- When you are still not afraid and looking at him in a way that melts most hearts even his icy one he can't even truly torture you properly. Most victims he can shut that off because they trigger his sadism by screaming and fighting or cussing him out or begging him but all these years he's never had a victim act so lovey dovey even after finding out his darkest secrets

- At first this has him so frustrated he has to leave the gas station room; having a crisis cause this has never happened before!

- Doesn't trust you but decided to undo the mouth glue or tape and untie you after all the fun to see what you would do...When you follow him around like a love sick puppy he's both annoyed yet enjoys it

- Mad lil unloved boy in a man's body that is both flustered and irritated at his captive being so fucking smitten for him without manipulation on his part. He has to be in control and your feelings for him is out of his control and he hates it.

- "...What the fuck" -Bo after finding you drawing his name with hearts in a notebook and planning your wedding and future with your captor while your chained up in his bedroom instead of the gas station room bc he obviously is in love with you to move you to someplace more comfy; how sweet of him ♡

- You are dead ass scarying him.

- He should kill you but he thinks you're so crazy he's kinda nervous if he misses with his shotgun and what you'll do if he does because you so obsessed with him is a level of coocoo he ain't never had before

- Once you start to show dimension other than flirting with him (Bonus points if you have trauma like he does and it's why you're lovebombing him and so attached) he starts to look at you as less a pest and more a clingy pet.

- Like...You really just have that much of a crush on him after everything he's done? You both can trauma bond and lovebomb each other? (And manipulate even if he's too dumb to realize you're manipulating him too to love you)

- Is actually willing to be crazy with you after awhile and have you obsessed with him because why not? It gets lonely in Ambrose and he likes you as a pet at times. He'd put a ring on your finger as his spouse just to shut you up, claim you like someone claims their chair, and as an act to lure victims

- If you get extremely possesive and jealous and refuse him having anyone strapped in that chair in that room but you; he actually is so flattered you're that possesive of him. Like he secretly always craved a person making him theirs like this PLUS you know his dark side and still want him.

- He'd probably ease up on being so mean and try acting like a crazy possesive delusional married couple together after that even if he still treats you as a thing to easily manipulate and control and he's CLEARLY not being manipulated either (Poor dumb bastard.)

- Vincent is internally screaming and questioning why this person is in their house and has a wedding band from a victim on their finger and his brother is...Being sweet on them??? Lester is happy for you though.

Vincent Sinclair:

- "Wow...I'm your muse? 🥺💘 That's so swee-" *Paralyzing agent kicks in but you have heart eyes still*

- He literally cannot work with you looking at him like that. Stop. He can't even wax your brows off because you're looking at him in a way no one has before

- You weren't even afraid and it makes him hesitate because...He forgot his tools upstairs! Obviously...He'll try again later.

- Once the agent wears off and your spared for now it's ten times worse

- He is blushing so bad under his mask at all your praise and admiring his work and admiring him you're gonna melt his damn mask!

- He is harder to get through to than his twin (HC Bo is more desperate for affection as the least favorite bad seed unloved child than he let's on he just acts cold but they both crave acceptance)

- Vincent pats your head like Jonesy the dog when you smile at him while he works...You're not so bad. As long as you stay outta the way.

- May have to pick you up and move you where he wants like furniture sorry his people skills kinda suck being sheltered for his face then stuck in abandoned Ambrose half his life

- Bo acts annoyed with your obsessed ways but secretly enjoys the neediness for him. Vince is actually annoyed being much more reclusive than Bo and now you're staring at him while he works.

- Dead stares at you when you sculpt tiny little figures of you both holding hands with wax he let you have...He loves it or else he'd destroy it obviously ♡♡♡

- When he lost his mask and you fawned over him (He acted like Erik in Phantom of the Opera the DRAMATICS) he's absolutely panicking and startled

- Once you kiss that side of his face and praise him maskless how on Earth could he not fall for you too despite your odd ways??

- Becomes just as obsessed with you only in a more lowkey way than you. Making sculptures and drawing you all the time. Enjoys you talking, keeping him company etc.

- Bo is bewildered when you verbal rip his ass so viciously when he made a nasty remark to your angel bby his twin brother that this big guy was reeling back thinking you were gonna jump him. Probably said shit that he'll be secretly thinking about tonight with a heavy heart too. Vincent snickers and pulls his guard dog away as you glare at Bo the entire way back downstairs.

- You and Bo do not get along because of how protective you are of Vince and how mean Bo can be

Lester Sinclair:

- "Oooo, you got such a big hunting knife! Is it in reference to...Other big things?🤭😘"

- HUH!?

- His brain shut off because he had never had a victim he took to his brothers flirt with him like this. And while he's covered in grime and roadkill?!

- It's okay it just adds to his manliness. We love a man with hobbies! ♡

- Like...Are you being mean and joking? Are you...Alright up there in your noggin? He would take the long way and other roads to Ambrose just to talk to you more and figure you out (Even when Bo is in a hot ass suit in a Church with no air waiting and is ringing Lester's cell off the hook)

- When you are fascinated by what he does, praising his job, asking about him; he is a blushing mess driving. Then he tries flirting back and cracks his cheesy jokes. And when you laugh??? Ooooh it's over. He's crushing severely.

- Easiest brother to woe. He's keeping you. Gonna show up to the house like Spencer in that one episode of ICarly.

Bo: "...What is that?"

Lester drinking a smoothie while you cheerfully wave love struck on his arm: "A smoothie??"

- He did question your mental state at first but hell he grew up with Bo and Vince so what the hell? He's a lil crazy too! Just part of your charm is all.

- When you are talking about the future he gets a little nervous but not out right opposing it just give him some time, babe! He could give you a ring made of deer antler or bone wittled down and you'd cry and say yes.

- He acts cute with you. You both are so disgustingly sweet on each other it makes Bo gag and Vincent roll his eye whenever you both come to town.

- Both twins are so jealous their goofy dirty lil brother found love before them and they can't stand it

[changbinsboobs]

I only pity chan a little in the sense that he doesnt seem to do well without others being around him or him constantly needing validation through helping others. I get it can feel lonely but sometimes its better than being around fake ass ppl who only want to use him or he might end up using others. it rlly wouod be interesting to see his reputation reading tho esp around female idols

Used the 3rd Eye Tarot, hope you enjoy💗

*This reading is for entertainment purposes only and doesn't state any facts!

Chan Reputation Reading

Ok WOW!!!! Not gonna lie to you I'm SHOKED!!!

I thought he's gonna be a casanova in this reading but surprisingly im getting none of that, quite the contrary actually.

But lets start from the beginning, so his overall reputation in a few words is social and friendly, hardworking and unexpectedly stern/cold.

He has a very approachable personality, very social, fun and open towards people whenever the moods right for it. I think people view him as someone to easily "get close to" or at least interact with.

But at the same time when it comes to work he doesn't come to play and i believe (not among idols but rather just within the industry) word is, he is difficult to work with.

Not because of bad work ethic or anything - quite the opposite - he's very meticulous, perfectionistic and likes things being done his way. If not, he's not affraid to argue, to stand his point, if you're slacking he's not affraid to call you out and even if he's in his right to do that, i believe people find, he might go overboard sometimes in his obsession in work.

People that already know him see him as a workaholic and extremely focused in his work so that even if he's easy to approach - he's not easy to be close to, as a friend, cuz he's always away working. Thats his absolute first priority.

If someone knows him outside of work, and then get to experience him in a working environment I think they get really really shocked, because they experience a completely different side if him where all of his goofiness and friendliness goes out the door and he gets this scary stern look in his eyes and his whole aura changes, even if he's still polite - his energy and vibe is just totally different.

As for his reputation with the ladies (idols/industry) its not as different. This sternness is there for sure and everyone can attest to that in one way or another.

I believe he's quite popular with the girlies, he's quite liked and many have interest in him romantically or sexually.

But just as many get met with rejection. Thats the part that really shocked me. But i actually believe he doesn't go around sleeping with idols. If he does (which i believe he does🌝😂) he does that with commoners, fans etc.

I think his main reputation among female idols is "keep away from him, you'll get hurt" but thankfully for a whole different reason than i (we) thought. They'll get hurt cuz they'll get rejected😂 as he doesn't mix work with love i believe. Maybe he has a rule like that? Idk? Or maybe he's just not attracted to them for some reason? Maybe cuz in his love affairs he wants to escape work for a short while but if he's with an idol maybe he feels like he hasn't fully escaped? Hm idk what's your thoughts on this?

[justroaminground]

little secret (Dean Winchester x Vampire!Reader)

summary: you escape purgatory with dean and end up as his dirty little secret. basically you only eat of off animals, but need human blood one day. dean gives himself all to you.

warnings: NSFW, smut, 18+, oral, dirty talk, vampire things

Enjoy! If there are any requests feel free to leave them. Sorry for mistakes i am sure you get the point. ;) xx

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mud. dirt. horrible creatures and awful conditions.

welcome to purgatory.

you were sneaking trough the dark landscapes of purgatory, when this one particular smell awakened your senses: human.

you scanned the surroundings and first of all made sure what surrounded you. nothing unusual you weren't able to kill. therefore you cautiously made your way further to the human. well at least what smelt like human.

you managed to see a figure from a distance. dark hair, leather jacket, tall figure and he fought like crazy with some vampires. you simply watched it go down, when you noticed the man being in serious issues.

you couldn't just watch him getting killed, since he could be useful. giving up your coverage you ran directly to the scene and with one swing you cut the creatures head off. right away you backed away from the man and looked at him. he quickly got back on his feet and was ready to fight you.

"what is a human doing down here?" you asked him calmly.

"why did you do that?"

"well i asked first pretty boy." you smirked and relaxed as you noticed he wasn't really a danger right now.

"what are you?"

"i don't like all the questions you have.." your eyes wandered from his head to toes and back up. "here's the plan. i show you the exit of this uncreative landscape god made and in return you'll take me with you."

"what the hell are you talking about?!" dean looked at you in pure disbelief.

"look there is no time to talk this out in detail, but to show you, you can trust me" you started off and put all your weapons to the ground right next to you. "i'll help you and in return you'll help me"

dean stopped in his tracks and you were able to see his muscles relax just a bit. he looked at all the weapons you carried with you and checkt the surroundings. "why?"

"you as a human aren't desired down here. therefore our beloved savior created a portal for humans to leave. i will show you the portal and you will take me with you" you explained roughly while putting all the weapons back in their place.

it took a minute for him to take in what you just said and he nodded. "well there is nothing i have to lose anymore. so let's do this." he came up to you. "dean" he introduced himself to you.

"y/n" you shook his hand and smirked. "oh and i'm a vampire." you added and let go of his hand. you turned your back to him and the two of you started the journey.

it took dean and you almost one whole year to get to the portal. without being able to really influence it, you two grew together. not just in a friends way, but more or less romantically, but since both of you knew this wouldn't have a future you both didn't take it too serious. you had eachothers back and even though you were the stronger on, in some situations dean saved your ass. tomorrow it would be the day, you two would leave and right now you sat there leaning on a tree and next to you dean.

"you know y/n, we have to talk about some rules if i take you with me" dean broke the silence and looked at you.

"enlighten me" you quietly gave back and kept your gaze straight ahead.

"you're a vampire. down here we are friends you could say, but up there i am the hunter and you are a monster." dean explained and his fingers touched your chin, turning your head towards him. "i want you to stay undercover okey? i don't wanna be the one turning your lights off, shoving your ass back down here." he continued.

"i will." you nodded. "i gotta be honest with you though. there will be the time where i will be needing fresh blood. from time to time i just need some fresh human blood dean. i can live of off animals for quiet a while but..-"

"call me and we will find a way." dean cut you off and nodded. you took his hand into yours and squeezed it gently.

"rest and i will take care." you spoke and took your weapon into your hand.

while the night passed pretty quick, dean didn't really sleep for long and the two of you made it through the night unnoticed. you talked about everything and had a few laughs. even though you were at the most horrible place, dean made it bearable. as the daylight started breaking in, dean got up and helped you getting up.

"oh and one thing y/n. do me a favor and keep your distance from me up there. we will have a thing to keep in touch, i will show you everything up there, but you need to stay away. if my brother finds out about you, you're faster down here, than you can blink.." he said.

"sounds like a plan, i guess. too bad we have to keep a distance i started liking you.." you teasingly smirked at him and started to walk off.

dean followed you with his eyes, laughing to himself while shaking his head in disbelief how you were still able to have humor after all this years you had to survive on your own down here.

"you coming?!" you yelled over your shoulder and pointed to a cliff.

dean quickly followed you and both of you walked a few hours until the portal started to open up.

"it is really there.." you whispered amazed and pointed to the protal.

"wait you weren't sure?!" dean looked at you and raised an eyebrow.

"no time for explanations pretty boy! let's do this!" you told him.

"needy as always" dean smirked at you and pulled his sleeve up. he took the knife and carefully cut along his underarm. dean looked at you and started off the spell. a sharp pain passed through your body and you screamed in pain.

"are you okey y/n!?" dean looked at you worried and kneeled down to you. taking one hand of yours into his ans squeezed it tightly.

"y-you need to go on!" you rushed him and squeezed his hand tight. he continued the spell and the pain got even stronger, pushing you over the edge you lost your consciousness. falling lifeless to the ground.

terrified dean looked at your body and shook you. "y/n, c'mon you can't leave me hanging! you need to wake up, we need to go!" hopeless he tried waking you up, when all of a sudden your body started cramping. a bright orange light made it's way from your tummy, upwards to your chest and even further upwards until it left through your mouth, crawling under deans skin.

his face contorts painfully, bitting hard down onto his teeth as his wound finally closed up. dean went through the portal like planned and as soon as he got back to earth he started to set everything up for your arrival.

he searched for your grave and dug you up. he prepared everything he needed for the spell and started the ritual to bring you back into your body. within a few minutes everything went down and as he cut his arm open again, your soul, left his body and your body revived.

dean helped you getting out of your grave and you looked down at you. no wounds, no scars just a healthy body, soft skin and you felt like you were in the best shape you ever were.

"wow.." you breathed out and smiled at him. "we did it!" excitingly you hugged him and he wrapped his arms around you.

"yeah we did it." he said with a sad and heavy voice.

your grip around him loosened and you looked up at his face. "hey, you aren't happy?"

"of course! it's just you know what that means right now. i can no longer be around you." he said and it was visible how much this fact weighed on him.

"we are setting the rules dean." you reminded him and your hands stroke from his neck to his chest.

"i don't want to risk it. if my brother finds you-"

"he will kill me." you finished his sentence. " i get that dean, but why would he find me? i won't be hurting humans." you explained and tried to convince him. "you always have a choice dean.." you whispered and smiled.

he looked at you and you were able to tell he wasn't sure what to say. his eyes locked with yours he moved slowly closer and put one hand onto your cheek. gently stroking it with his thumb. his look softened and he put one curl of yours behind your ear.

"i can't." he found his voice and spoke up. "c'mon i need to set you up." he turned his back on you and started to walk away. you followed him and the two of you hitch hicked to the motel he set everything up.

in the motelroom 2 bags were on the bed and he made you sit down next to them. he started of by explaining how the world right now works and how to stay undercover. he has gotten you a whole lot of fake credit cards, a phone and a laptop. carefully he went through every detail with you and even handed you a notebook, in wich everything he just told you, he wrote down.

"i saved my number into the phone. call me when you're in need." dean handed you the phone and you took it.

quiet overwhelmed right now you got up and walked over to him. "dean, there are no words i can thank you for this.." you started of and he smiled at you.

"no need to do so. you saved my ass in purgatory" he gave back and took you in a long, warming hug again.

"i will meet my brother now about three hours from here." he whispered against your hair and you pulled him even closer.

"so this is the goodbye?" you already knew the answer to that and loosened your grip around him.

he nodded and carefully took your face into his hands. your hands rested on his underarms and tears formed in your eyes. "i don't want to.." you whispered.

without answering, he got even closer and kissed your lips. your hands stroke upwards to his biceps and held onto him. moving your lips softly against his you soaked up every feeling running through your veins. feeling him this close for the last time, not knowing when you will see him again.

with a heavy heart he pulled away and his face was full of hurt. "stay clean.." he said with a sad smile on his lips and gave you one last kiss on your forehead. he turned away and made his way out of the apartment.

so this was the start of a new chapter? you stood there alone and pulled yourself together. going through everything dean just explained to you again, making sure you were safe with the do's and don'ts. feeling your body getting more focused and sensible you knew your thirst started to kick in. going for the first hunt in centuries it felt like a reward.

deep in the woods you found your first animal victim, satisfying your thirst. a few deers fell victims to you and your cruelty. after feeling the intensity and high the blood gave you, you sat there in the middle of nowhere and enjoyed being back on track.

the days and weeks passed and you spent the time training, eating and observing your old nest. getting stronger day by day, the goal of getting your long awaited revenge came nearer. of course you didn't just came back, because you wanted to be back on earth. definitely not! you came back to kill the ones, betraying you back then. you and your nest were the first vampires to walk the paths god created on earth. unfortunately power and wealth blinded your nest and since you were the strongest one they were convinced they had to get ride of you and killed you in a horrific way.

you achieved a lot the past few weeks, but no matter how hard you trained or how much blood you drank something was missing. drinking animal blood satisfies your thirst, but it just keeps you from killing people. reaching the ultimate power you have, you need human blood.

you had to get it no matter how. of course you played with the thought of just killing someone, but it was just too dangerous and you were not ready to risk it all.

you pulled out your phone and opened your messages.

*i need you* - you

*very bad timing* - dean

*it's an emergency*- you

*where are you?*- dean

*vermont / burlington* - you

*give me 2 hours* - dean

"perfect.." you whispered and gave him the exact address.

almost on point, a knock on the door made itself noticeable and dean was here.

"wow! that's what i call loyal!" you teased and were extremely happy to see him.

"what did you do? you are looking very good y/n!" dean complimented you and closed the door behind him.

you laughed and walked over to him. "let's just say i am getting ready for revenge?" you smirked and hugged him.

he wrapped his arms tightly around you. after he let go of you, you stood up on your tiptoes, holding onto his jacket while placing a kiss on his lips. "very pleased to see you again.." you whispered.

dean surprisingly kissed you back and smirked like an idiot to himself. you made your way to the fridge and handed him a beer.

"thank's" he said and opened it up. "so to be honest it doesn't seem like you're in trouble?" his gaze went through the motel and you nodded approvingly.

"i mean i am not dying, but i have kind of a problem." you sat across the table from him and looked at him. "i have been getting ready for..you know the revenge i have planned, but there ist just one thing missing." you started of and bit your lower lip.

"..and that is?" he asked and his face went from happy to suspicious real quick.

"i need human blood. you see i can't reach my full potential if..you know i can't get what my body usually lives off." your voice got shaky and nervously you played with your fingers. inspecting every movement he made.

dean seemed very calm and took a sip of his beer. he leaned back against the chair, one hand resting on the table with the beer and the other hand resting on his thigh. "you know this contradicts against all of my beliefs?" his voice seemed colder than before.

"i know!" you quickly gave back and got up. "you see, i didn't do it, because we had a promise! But i don't have any other choice dean.." you explained and looked at him.

"how much do you need?"

"well if i am allowed to kill someone, two people would have to die. if i have to, you know be careful one person would be enough, but i'd have to make someone my personal slave, because a one time thing just won't do it. who would do that voluntarily?" you spoke your thoughts out loud and sighed.

"i'll do it as long as you can control yourself." he interrupted you.

"what?!"

"yes. that's a one time thing. you're getting your revenge and that's it." he looked at you dead serious.

"i am able to control myself." you confirmed to him and stepped closer. "do you trust me?" you questioned and softly took his hand into yours.

"what a question is that?" dean gave back and pulled you closer. you were standing between his legs and bent down to give him another quick kiss on the lips.

"you might want to lay down." you whispered against his lips and pulled him onto his legs. guiding him to the bed, he sat down and undressed his jacket.

"let's make this fun.." you smirked and sat on his lap.

"i'd be disappointed if not." dean teased you and his hands immediately grabbed your ass.

you crashed your lips onto his and kissed him longing. pressing your chest against his body you could feel his lips forming a cheeky smirk on your lips. his hands started roaming around your body, touching every inch of you soft skin. his fingers found their way massaging your breasts. a unexpected moan slipped from your lips and you bit softly down onto his lower lip.

your fingers started to unbutton his flannel, exposing his muscular chest. you pulled softly out of the kiss and let your eyes wander along his upper body while pushing the flannel off his shoulders. your mouth started to watering and your eyes changed, from urge forming deep down in your system to get his blood.

he watched you closely and threw the flannel to the ground. seeing your eyes change made him clench his jaw, and his hands undressed your shirt. your shirt was followed by your bra and he turned the both of you over. leaving wet kisses along your neck.

"you're making me feel thing's i haven't felt in a long time dean.." you whispered softly and your hands stroke along his sides.

"it shouldn't feel so good though.." he answered almost reproachful in a very raspy voice and bit softly down on your nipple.

you moaned in surprise and your body arched against his. your gaze fell onto him again and simply seeing him "attacking" you like that made you very weak and wet at the same time. your senses got sharpened and you felt your thirst getting stronger.

"this being our filthy secret makes it even hotter. imagining what your brother would do turns me on to be honest.." you whispered a teasingly squeaky laugh left your throat.

he looked at you through agitated eyes. "i doubt that you dirty little thing"

you put your hands on his cheeks and pulled him up to you. kissing him rougher this time and you turned the both of you over, so you were on top of him. while swirling your tongue around dean's you moved your hips against his. his hands rested on your sides and pushed you against his boner. "you need to stop me if..just if.. you know.." you whispered against his lips and started to unbutton his jeans.

"i am sure i can handle you." he husked out and raised his hips so you were able to undress his jeans and boxers. his rock hard cock made itself visible and you swallowed hard.

"what a shame you left me waiting for this!" you teasingly blurred out in excitement and threw your hair on one side. leaving a kiss on his tip, spitting on it you started to stroke along his shaft with your hand. holding the eye contact.

"good thing's always need their time" he gave back and had one hand in your hair. his other one rested behind his head and he bit his lower lip. looking at you with slutty eyes he enjoyed every minute what you did to him.

you wrapped your lips around his cock and started to move your head. being so hungry for more you started of slow, getting used to him but ended up deep throated him. his hand grabbed your hair roughly and he threw his head back. his abs flexed and his mouth fell open. pure and loud moans left his lips and you couldn't help but started to rub yourself by the sight he gave you.

"move that damn hand!" dean ordered, looking at you through lustful eyes.

you being the naughty thing you are. you stopped blowing him off and sat back. spreading your legs over his and gave him a full on display, how you played with yourself.

"you're driving me crazy dean.." you moaned out and rubbed your clit with your fingers. "being already so wet for your cock.." you continued and gave him the filthiest look. he sat up and looked at you almost in shock. he froze in his position and watched you play with yourself, while stroking his cock himself.

"kinky little whore.." he grabbed your arms and pulled you onto his lap. his cock pressed against your tummy and a whimper left your lips.

"please dean" you pleaded out and your breath got very heavy.

"c'mon let me care for that wet mess you are.." he ordered and lifted you slightly, placing himself at your entrance. he held you on your hips and pushed you down onto his length all at once.

you cried out at the feeling of him filling you up and clawed into his shoulders.

"fuck me dean" you moaned out and wiggled your hips needy on top of him.

he turned both of you over, without pulling out. he pulled his cock completely out of you, only to rub himself against your pussy and thrust hard back into you. repeating this a few times you got so turned on, a wave of heat came over you. your skin started to prickle and pearls of sweat started to form on his chest. his thrust got faster and with every thrust his pelvis stroke your clit pushing you to the edge.

"just like that" spreading your legs a bit more you clawed into his biceps and pulled him down to kiss him once more.

dean moaned against your lips and moved just the right way and hit your sensitive spot. he rested his forehead against yours and both of you were looking down to where he fucked right into you.

"you're doing so good, taking me all in an moaning like the little whore you are" he praised you, slapping your tight which sent a stinging pain through your body only to gently stroking it away. he knew exactly what he was doing to you.

"ohhh fuck dean!" you purred out and felt your high approach.

"will you cum for me pretty angel?" he teasingly spoke against your neck an sucked softly onto it leaving a hickey.

you held tightly onto him and pressed your pussy against his pelvis. with sloppy thrust you released yourself all over his cock. your body felt numb for a moment feeling the orgasm rushing through your system. he pushed himself hard into you one last time and with that you knew he just hit his high.

your turned the both of you again over, so you were on top. you didn't lost him inside you and started to ride his orgasm out. being full of all this adrenaline you bent down to him and held your hips still. his hands rested on your hips he was breathing heavy, trying to catch his breath after this very intense orgasm you gave him.

kissing his neck you felt your fangs come out and heard his heart beating fast. licking over the spot you're about to bite you softly sucked on it first.

"you're delicious i can tell.." you breathed softly against his skin.

opening your mouth to finally sink your fangs into his skin. his body tensed and he clawed his fingers into your skin.

"fucking vampire" dean hissed and a hurtful noice left his throat.

his sweet taste highlighted you're just reached high and you let your fangs sink in just a little bit deeper. the blood rushed into your mouth and it felt like every cell of your body soaked each drop up. your warm breath hit against his neck and you rested your hand on his chest constantly feeling his heartbeat.

after satisfying you first thirst for humans you pulled away and cleaned your mouth with your hand. the effect human blood had on vampires was intense. your skin glowed right away more pinkish, warm and healthy instead of pale and cold. your senses were even sharper than usual and you felt stronger.

"i won't start liking that last part.." dean said and his gaze was dizzy. he rubbed his hands over his face and you got up.

"wait i have something to help you" you said while getting him a snicker and a coke to help stabilize his circulation.

"thank's" he provided himself with the essentials. after a bit of time he sat up and started to get dressed.

you threw a negligee over your body and sat next to him. "are you okey?" you checked up on hime once again and gave him a soft smile.

"yeah no worries.." he confirmed and nodded.

"good."

"how many times will we have to do that?" he wondered.

"it depends, i already feel very good." you explained and looked down at your arms and hands. "but i'd say at least 2-3 times." you added.

his phone got off and you took it from the nightstand.

"who is it?" he asked while putting on his flannel.

"it says sam" you told him and handed him the phone.

"oh fuck" he murmured and picked it up. "i am on my way sam! i'll explain that to you later let me get back for gods sake!"

"the voice on the other side sounded pretty pissed.." you said while watching him getting ready to go.

"that's my brother." he simply said and shrugged his shoulders.

"what will you tell him?" you asked insecure and walked over to him.

"anything but the truth?" he said while laughing.

"oh no way!" you rolled your eyes and laughed.

"no worries he won't find out." he said and kissed your lips one last time.

"drive safe and i'll see you in two days?" you said while watching him leave.

while he strolled to the impala he gave you a thumbs up and winked at you. you bit your lower lip and closed the door.

"gosh this man.." you murmured to yourself and shook your head.

[jensensfanfic]

NSFW ALPHABET

[jensensfanfic/dojolarusso]

pairing: daniel larusso x reader

warnings: nsfw/18+

notes: we’re gonna say daniel is in his mid 20s for this one. and you’ve been together made 5/6 years? also i got carried away with "J" and "W", wow wow wow

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

daniel will always ask you what you'd like after sex. he'll ask if you want water, a snack, maybe a shower or use the bathroom. or if you want to cuddle... or go for round two.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

you - you're obsessed with playing with his hair during sex. running your hands through it, pulling it and seeing it all messed up afterwards. you're both ass people and you can't resist give his cheeks a squeeze when his hitting just the right spot, or, digging your nails into the plump flesh when you need it faster.

him - daniel loves your shoulders. he loves to kiss them and, with your consent, plant hickies all over them. he think it looks kinda pretty. he also loves your thighs, and ass - loves to squeeze and grab them.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

daniel is very quick to change the sheets after a session if there is a mess left behind. he's not a fan of making that mess, but he does love to cum inside of you whenever you'll let him. on a particularly passionate night one time, he'd finished inside you and while you tried to gain back your breath, you'd watched as he pulled out and then proceeded to slowly gather and push your mixed releases back into you – causing your breath to hitch and you eyes to darken before you suggested going again with a wiggle of your hips.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

it’s not that dirty, but he really loves it when you wear his clothes, like when you surprise him wearing only one of his plaid shirts. ... or a pair of his grey boxers. when he pulls them aside just enough to slide into you, it drives him crazy.

D (bonus) = Dirty talk (do they use it? like it? what do they say?)

daniel isn't incredibly explicit, but he likes a little bit of dirty talk. things you often hear him say during sex include: "let go/cum for/with me, baby" "you feel so good/tight/wet" "fuck yeah" "just like that" "you like that?" "that feels so good, don't stop" "you want it faster/harder/deeper" etc. alson the words he uses most for your "intimate areas" are dick/cock + pussy. he hates the word c**t

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

he's got some experience, but he's no expert. though, learning what you like and don't like, what makes you tick, what you both enjoy together, the sexual journey he's taken with you, he has very much enjoyed.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

call him a romantic, but any position where he gets to see your face, he enjoys. he likes to be able to watch you come apart, and have you in reaching distance, so he can kiss you. missionary, lotus, spooning <3

he also enjoys having you on top. reverse cowgirl gives him a great opportunity to grab your delicious thighs.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

he's goofy a lot of the time, but you both know when a moment becomes more serious, nay, passionate. often, though, these two moods collide. a funny joke can lead to the clashing of teeth and lips, and then fade into sweet, slow love making. or, vice versa..

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

he’s all about trying to impress and please you, therefore, he tries to keep tidy, in every way

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

he will sometimes light candles, play music, even sprinkle your favourite flower petals over the bed. on one particular anniversary, he had made the bathtub look especically fancy, but that night ended with apologies and laughter when you struggled to find a position in the small space and ended up flooding your bathroom. - most of the time his romantic endevours suceed, but sometimes....

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

i headcanon that... one night daniel had heard a specific song playing on the radio, it was the song that you had danced to together during a night on the town. it made him start to picture you that night, his head falling back on the sofa as he remembered the shorts you'd worn then. the ones that barely covered your ass, the ones that allowed him to reach down and sneak a feel when the dance floor was too full for anyone to notice. his hand glides over the growing bulge in his jeans as he thinks about the shirt you had worn too. one of his own favourite red button downs. while dancing, you had turned in his arms to grind into him, causing one side of his shirt to fall enough that one of your shoulders were exposed. daniel pulls out his hardness as he remembers how he couldn't resist biting down on your shoulder. the little yelp you had let out is clear as day in his mind as he starts to stroke himself to the memory. that night you both had decided to leave early. he remembers only making it to the very sofa he was sat on right now, before you had torn each other's clothes off, and, for the first time, fucked on a surface other than your shared bed. that was the moment when you had walked in, just home from work and caught him in the act. he was so lost in his nostalgia that he hadn't heard you, so you had quietly put down your bag, before removing your shirt and sneaking over to him. when he finally opened his eyes again, it was because you were now kneeling in front of him, hands gliding up his legs as you asked, "want some help?" you expected surprise, for him to try to excuse himself or say sorry, but instead he nodded, and moved his hand away, only for it to be replaced with your mouth instantly.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

he's definitely more vanilla, his kinks arent very hardcore. his two favourite kinks are to watch you get yourself off, or edging you/you edging him. there was one occasion where you'd explored bondage together - you had asked him to tie your hands to the headboard using his black belt, and... well, you've been wanting to ask him to do it again since.

another kink had come about after a steamy birthday evening. it was past 2am and you were both spent. daniel's arms were wrapped around you, just barely grazing your exposed breasts. he was peppering kisses all over the warm skin of your upper back, creating a patch to your lips, but when he got to your neck, he'd realised that you started to doze off. daniel smiled and then shifted his hips, but before he could, you'd gripped his leg quickly. with your eyes still shut, you whispered, 'no.' 'baby, i'm still– uh... i need to pull out... so we can sleep.' you turn your head then, opening your eyes just a smidge. 'don't. please. i wanna be close while we sleep.' 'w-with me... inside?' 'is that okay?' you peck his lips, then wait for a response. daniel takes a minute to think before he answers with a 'yes, baby.'

since that night, cockwarming had become a common occurrence - mostly while falling asleep. however, sometimes, you would slide onto him and cuddle him while he watched tv, and on one night, while you struggled on a awful paper for work(or school), you'd asked him if he could sit on your desk chair before you sunk onto him and enjoyed the feeling of his thick length seated inside you, as your stressed eased away.

since the sofa bj (see letter J^), you most often 'do the do' there or in bed. though, there have been a couple of shower fun times, and even a car quickie.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

daniel just loves to see you needy or desperate. he loves it when you show, or tell him how much you want, or need him. he is a people you pleaser after all.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

he enjoys the idea of light bondage, but a hard no for him is anything more than the aforementioned, soft gi belt. ex: cuffs of any kind, or rope. others include: degradation, public sex, choking and a handful more, but he has full trsut in you and you in him.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

he prefers giving, and he absolutely loves to do it. when your relationship started getting more intimate, you were honest with him in admitting that he wasn't that great at oral. but you talked him through it, letting him know what you liked and didn't. and it didn't take that long before he was a pro when it came to your body.

he would be lying if he said he didn't like to receive too, though. it turns him on the most when you surprise him with it. either by telling him, out of the blue, how badly you want him in your mouth. or, by ghosting your soft lips in the direction of his waiting arousal.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

slow and sensual is his thing, but he is always happy to meet your demands of 'harder', 'faster' or 'deeper' in the moment.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

before he met you, he had always viewed quickies as emotionless, rushed. he saw them as something that happened only with a one night stand. but you'd convinced him that a quickie between strangers could be just as passionate as it could be in a loving relationship. you'd shown him this, and now he found them to be fun and exciting. he loved it so much when you needed each other so much that you would end up with your bare ass on the kitchen counter, or with just daniel's fly open as he took you against a wall. there had even been a couple of times where an argument had turned into a sweaty mess of a quickie, resulting in tension shattering and fast forgiveness. wherever or whenever they happened, they were just as pleasing.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

he's happy to experiment if it's something you can both agree on, and nothing that crosses either of your boundaries. but all in all, he's not much of a risk taker. unless you count accidentally leaving your bedroom curtains open once in a while.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

over time, his stamina has improved a lot. it used to be that he would be tired after one round, but nowadays, if you want more, he is more than happy to oblige. and when it comes to giving oral, in the stamina department, he could do it for you all day.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

he doesn't have any of his own, but, you told him that before you moved in together, you had one little purple friend that you would use when you missed more than just his personality. when you missed his touch, his body, his determination to pleasure you without fail, you would take it out and go to town. when he first heard this, he had blushed at the compliments. then, when you told him the toy didn't make the trip to your shared home, he found a similar toy online. he had given it to you as a gift, with a sticky note attached that read, 'for when i'm not around..... or when i am ;)'.

and this, in turn, led to your discovery of one of his very few kinks.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

it's fifty fifty with this, because daniel loves to tease you, but he also loves to please you. he could edge you for as long as you could take, but then he finds it incredibly difficult not to give in to your pleas.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

he thinks he's pretty quiet, and he does have great self-awareness in making sure he's not too loud. but then sometimes he just cannot hold back, and you love it. especially the little 'ah''s he makes when you kiss the sensitive spots behind his ear or the one on a particular area of his abs. there are times during rougher love making that he will let out little growls, and you make it your mission to cause those, as it sends a million shivers through your body.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

i got carried away with my hc for this one, so i'll be posting a separate one shot and linking it here soon!! (it is still in the works as i'm not sure how far to take it etc. help would be appreciated?? 👀)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

he is pretty well toned thanks to his training over the years. he has a couple of scars on his torso from school fights and general mishaps or clumsiness in the past. there's a particular scar on his left hip that you love to kiss and trace. as for what's going underneath down there, he isn't p-star big, he's pretty average but on the thicker side… ;)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

high enough for his age. he isn’t sex-crazed and unable to think of anything else… you know? but there are... those days. if we’re going to visualize, maybe you have sex three or four out of seven days in a week. however, that doesn’t account for how many times on those days. to put it simply, you're both incredibly happy and satisfied with your intimacy

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

he likes to watch you drift in his arms before falling asleep himself. and this is usually how it goes. but there are some nights when he can't help it. most especially when your hands are in his hair, lightly scratching and stroking his scalp, sending him into a deep slumber

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romantic tropes (xdinary heroes/엑스디너리 히어로즈) — masterlist

synopsis — xdinary heroes as romantic tropes. !! implied sexual content !!

author's notes — jun han's is short but it's my absolute favorite :(

gn!reader , fem!reader for gunil , wc > 2.110k , genre : fluff

⊹ GUNIL 건일 — second chance

𐙚 you two had known each other while he lived in the states, having attended the same college

𐙚 it was no secret that you were best friends — everyone on campus pretty much knew of this. wherever you were, gunil was; vice versa.

𐙚 as much as the two of you considered yourselves friends, there was always tension — a strong desire to become something more.

𐙚 but as stubborn as he is, he never acted on it.

𐙚 as scared as you were, you never acted on it.

𐙚 and when you finally deemed yourself ready, it was too late. gunil had moved on with his life — moving to korea to follow his dream.

𐙚 it wasn't easy to forget about each other. gunil often found himself writing love poems about you. ( he never realized you had liked him back. ) and you often found yourself creating rhythms based solely on his heartbeat. ( you remember it vividly. you might actually be in love with him. )

𐙚 as hard as it was to forget, you can't stay strung up on someone you no longer have contact with. and so you forget.

𐙚 you had finally gotten over him ( or so you thought. )

𐙚 and then two years later, while you were working your part-time job, things that you've tried to forget — to push away to the very deep ends of your mind — anything and everything that reminded you of your first love, it all gives you whiplash.

𐙚 because gunil is here. after two years.

𐙚 he's looking through guitars while conversing with someone. you can't bring yourself to walk over to him, but you can't seem to tear your eyes away from him, either.

𐙚 inhaling deeply, you avert your attention, occupying yourself with the stack of magazines piled messily on the shelf.

𐙚 it's of no use, though, as you notice him walking towards you. your chest tightens.

𐙚 "excuse me, is it okay if–" when your eyes meet, he loses his train of thought. he wasn't even sure what year it was. you looked just as you did when he left; mesmerizing.

𐙚 "y-y/n. . ." he gulps. gunil's hands are noticeably shaking, and it's obvious your eyes are welling up with tears.

𐙚 "gunil," you say, controlling your voice the best you can. even if it comes out as a whisper.

𐙚 without much thought, he pulls you into him, hugging you tightly — almost as if you'll disappear if he lets go. you reciprocate. you told yourself the next time you saw him, you would yell at him; insult him and tell him you never want to see him again.

𐙚 but here you are, enjoying his touch, enjoying his warmth. your mind repeating gunil, gunil, gunil, on repeat. you missed him.

𐙚 "y/n, i can't– i shouldn't have– oh my god, i've missed you so fucking much."

𐙚 and the tears fall. his grip tightens around you, and you feel the wetness on your shoulder. gunil's crying, too.

𐙚 when the two of you finally do pull away, the smile on his face is an image you remember vividly of him. that same charismatic smile that had you falling for him the first time, past tense, and has you falling for him a second time, present tense.

𐙚 "i missed my chance the first time, so i'm going to tell you now. even if it's too late." gunil takes a deep breath, gently taking your hands into his.

𐙚 "y/n, i'm in love with you. i've been in love with you ever since you took care of me that one time i was really drunk, and you helped me clean my own throw up off of me, and fixed me a bubble bath, and sat there while i talked out of my ass. i knew then, that if you were stupid enough to sit through that, then i was stupid enough to want that every day. i know this is a 50/50 chance of you either feeling the same, or completely hating my guts. okay, maybe not hating me since you hugged me back, and you started crying, so maybe the chance of you liking me is higher than–"

𐙚 you kiss him.

𐙚 you kissed him.

𐙚 gunil's first love, kissed him.

𐙚 and he kisses back.

𐙚 because he's wanted this for so long. he's dreamt of this moment so many times.

𐙚 when he pulls away, you smile at his stunned expression.

𐙚 "as much as i love hearing you talk, you started rambling."

𐙚 he lets out a breathy laugh at this, smiling widely. his eyes meet yours, and he tilts his head.

𐙚 "so, does that mean you like me?"

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⊹ jungsu — forbidden love

𐙚 for many, when joining a company to become an idol, it includes giving up many things ordinary people get to experience. that includes relationships.

𐙚 and jungsu was set on that. he wasn't the person to go out much, anyway, so how would he fall in love?

𐙚 . . .

𐙚 he isn't sure what happened, but here he is, sneaking you into his dorm during the late hours of the night.

𐙚 it wasn't what he intended doing — he planned to take you on a cute picnic by han river. but with his band's rise in popularity, he couldn't risk being seen.

𐙚 so he took you to his home, instead; a cute picnic date in his living room while hyeongjun was fast asleep on the couch.

𐙚 "we have to be quiet. junnie's a sensitive sleeper," he whispers, unable to hide his smile.

𐙚 "i feel like a teenager again," you say. "this is the feeling i used to get when sneaking out of the house."

𐙚 jungsu's eyes widen at your words. "you snuck out?!"

𐙚 you roll your eyes, hitting his arm. "you sneaking me in is the equivalent of that."

𐙚 he laughs, but is quick to cover his hands over his mouth. upon hearing movement, you turn to see hyeongjun adjusting his position.

𐙚 the two of you continue your date, feeding each other fruits, and whispering to each other. jungsu's laugh stirred hyeongjun's sleep quite a bit.

𐙚 and these secret dates of yours continued. you'd show up to their dorm with food, and then you and jungsu would distance yourselves from the others whilst you ate and caught up.

𐙚 sometimes, if you were feeling brave, you'd go during their rehearsal break. ( though even the members were scared of you doing that. )

𐙚 the constant adrenaline of sneaking around with each others became exhilarating — it made you both anticipate seeing each other more.

𐙚it was all fun and games.

𐙚until y'all found out y'all weren't so secretive after all.

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⊹ jiseok : gaon — fake relationship

it started off as a joke. jooyeon had just gotten into a relationship, and he was poking fun at jiseok because he was still single, and to make his pride feel better, he blurted out that you two were dating.

"i'm actually in a relationship, dumbass."

"oh, yeah? who?"

". . . y/n."

"what?!"

shock all way 'round. like how did y'all end up together?

seungmin actually didn't believe it, and he wanted confirmation by seeing the two of you together.

again, for his pride, jiseok said he was going to invite you over just to prove it.

and that he did. but it was insanely awkward.

"ha! seungminnie was right, you guys aren't dating." jooyeon smiles victoriously, having seemingly won their argument from the day prior.

"no, we are dating! i swear!"

hyeongjun raises a brow at this. "you've been avoiding them, what do you mean?"

then that starts another argument between them. at this point, you're tired of hearing it, so you lean over to jiseok — grabbing his face with your hands, and planting your lips onto his.

jungsu lets out a noise of surprise at your actions.

jiseok's eyes widen, and even when you return to your spot and continue eating, his eyes are still wide.

"why're you so shocked, bro?" gunil asks, a smirk present on his lips.

"because, you know," he clears his throat. "that was sudden."

that night, he walked you home and brought up the kiss.

"i figured the only way to convince them was to kiss you," you say, tilting your head. "why? did i make you uncomfortable?"

"no!" jiseok says, a little too loud ( and quickly. ) he fixes his posture slightly, avoiding your eyes. "i mean no, you didn't make me uncomfortable."

"good," you say, kissing his cheek. "see you tomorrow, baby."

when you walk inside, he buries his face into his hands, internally screaming.

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⊹ seungmin : o.de — strangers to lovers

seungmin should've been more considerate when going out that day. he should've brought his bag like he normally does. he should've bought what his actually needed instead of window shopping. and he should've most definitely checked the weather forecast.

because it's pouring, and he rushes into the nearest building — which happened to be your shop.

"hello?" you ask, wondering why someone entered when your sign says 'closed.'

when the stranger doesn't answer back, you walk over towards the front of the shop when he spots you.

"oh, hello," he waves gently. "if it's not a bother, could i stay here until the rain dies down. i don't have an umbrella."

upon seeing his wet clothes, and the heavy rain from the see through doors, you nod. luckily, he walked into the right place in this predicament — a clothing store.

you sell your own brand here; clothing and accessories.

you analyze the awkward man from your spot, trying to figure out what his style is.

"wait here," you say, and walk to the back of your shop — where you keep your extra clothing items.

you pick out black shorts, and a black and white sleeveless vest. when you return to him, you hand him the clothes. "here."

the stranger looks at you with furrowed brows.

"you're soaked. change into this so you don't catch a cold." you showed him the way to the dressing room.

when he finished, you provided him some cookies and milk.

"this is all i have for now." he nods, happily accepting the food.

the two of you are awkward at first, but then he makes a comment on your outfit selection choice, and that strikes into an everlasting conversation.

neither of you had realized that the rain had stopped, and the sun had began to set. it didn't dawn on either of you until seungmin's phone started ringing, and jiseok was frantically asking for his whereabouts and if he had gotten sucked into a drain with penny wise.

though neither of you wanted to leave each other's presence, you couldn't stay in the shop forever.

"i didn't catch your name," he says turning to you just as he opens the door to leave.

"y/n."

"y/n," he smiles. "i'm seungmin."

"seungmin." you copy.

the day after, seungmin shows up to your shop again. then the day after that, and the day after that, and so forth.

and as they say, the rest is history.

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⊹ hyeongjun : jun han — soulmates

it was clear for anyone to see.

you and hyeongjun completed each other.

your love was a puzzle, and each kiss, each touch, each nickname, each late night spent together, each complimentary personality trait fit together so perfectly, it was almost terrifying.

and as you two lay awake in the warm toned room lit up from fairy lights, you connect more pieces to the puzzle.

his lips on every part of you — your hands on every inch of him.

his nose crinkles when he smiles at you, his teeth on view. resting his forehead against yours, he whispers those three words softly.

and you say them back, connecting the final piece of your first puzzle.

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⊹ jooyeon — oblivious to love

jooyeon would have never thought that what he feels for you is love.

he would have never thought that holding your hand would give him goosebumps and makes his palms sweaty.

he would have never thought that the sound of your voice would calm him down immensely.

he would have never thought that just by looking at you, he's a smiley, blushing mess.

he would have never thought that your mere presence would cause a literal zoo in his stomach.

he would have never thought that you would appear his his mind before he sleeps, seemingly calming his insomnia.

he would have never thought that he would be excited to see your name pop up on his notifications.

he would have never thought that cuddling with you eased his anxious feelings.

he would have never thought that he would get used to your smell, and could pinpoint if you were there.

he would have never thought that he would picture you in his future.

he would have never thought that he would be in love.

because to jooyeon, he isn't. your his best friend. everyone feels that way with their best friends.

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Hear Me Out

They try hint at their crush on you

Ft. Arlecchino, Capitano, Childe, Dottore, Pantalone

Arlecchino:

She does it from the moment she confirms that her feelings for you are genuine and not just some passing fancy

Which means she's very serious about it and does take slight offence that you're not responding accordingly

Do you not like her back? Are you ignoring her hints to avoid hurting her feelings?

The definition of "please reject me so I can move on"

Is it because you heard the orphans calling her "mum" and got the wrong idea?

Please she's dying to know, she's been bringing you flowers like every other day

Lends you her jacket and hopes you forget to return it so she has an excuse to see you again

Columbina awkwardly patting her back when she stares into empty space in agony when you brush off yet another of her flirting attempts as being friendly

At some point she does ask you to just outright reject her so she can move on

Lowkey wants to go apeshit when she finds out you actually like her too and were just too nervous to flirt back

Capitano:

He has a good rep, so he hopes that improves his dateability in your eyes

He'll bring you cute trinkets he comes across from wherever he goes!!

Would also keep a matching piece for himself so he can imagine that y'all are dating

Also has someone help him take pictures of him should he ever go anywhere scenic and have it made into a sort of postcard for you

He wonders if you ever end up looking at him instead of the view (he hopes you do)

He subtly sneaks glances at you, but not so subtle so that there's a chance you'll catch him and possibly tell him that you're into him too

Ok in all honesty his flirting game probably sucks ass and he'd probably tell you your eyes are like his dog's as a compliment

Please just give him a chance his colleagues are getting sick of his silent brooding when you don't notice how he polished his helmet extra shiny just for you

Childe:

The most obvious of them all please he's clinging to you like he's obsessed

So many terrible jokes that aren't even jokes

"Wouldn't it be funny if we kissed- no? Not even once? Ok haha, no I'm not upset I was kidding."

Unlike Arlecchino, he knows rejection isn't going to make him move on

So he hovers like a dog off the streets that just picked you as its new master

Makes a point to tell you everything he succeeds at, even if it's mundane

Stuff like "hey I made really good waffles, I could cook for you y'know?" Or "Yeah I fixed that door all on my own I'm really handy around the house."

Like Capitano, he brings you trinkets

Unlike Capitano, they aren't always wholesome and may come from the people and monsters he beat up/killed

Brings them to you like a cat presenting their hunt

Dottore:

Makes synthetic human parts that are as identical to yours as possible and compliment them in front of you without telling you they're based on you

"What do you think about these eyes?"

"...yes, they're very...eye-like?"

"They're a lovely pair of eyes, wouldn't you agree? Look at how they-"

Yes, he absolutely will point out how they function to you. Yes, he thinks he's being romantic

So he doesn't get why you don't seem to catch on that he's into you

Did you not realise those were your organs he complimented?

In a way it gives him some weird satisfaction that he knows you more intimately than even you

But he does want you to realise eventually

So he'll walk up behind you under the guise of "monitoring your work" and inhale your scent like the lunatic he is (another trait of yours he'll make sure to remember)

Pantalone:

Isn't it obvious? He spoils you

He lets you use his wallet like a subscription trial

Enjoy it? Consider dating him to extend the privilege duration

He makes it very clear cut to you: he's into you, and he'll take care of you for as long as you're his beloved

He also makes his interest in you very clear to everyone else, so chances are, there's no one else who's dare approach you unless it's another harbinger

And be very clear on this: once you say yes to him, there's no backing out

Even before you start dating, he acts as though you already are

He wouldn't pressure you into anything you're uncomfortable with, but expect an arm around your waist to hold you close to him

Like I said, very clear cut, there's no way you could mistake his affection

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Imagine spending Valentine's day with King

Author's note: this ... This is my ADHD coming through, but quietly spending time with someone doing separate activities is great to me so this is at least a bonding moment for reader and King.

Female pirate:*chases king down in the hall* oh King-sama! The ladies and I wanted to thank you.

King: *not even stopping to talk to her* for what?

Female pirate: for the roses you sent us

King: *stops* the roses I sent you?

Female pirate: you sent a single rose to all the non-binary people and women that work under you, didn't you.

King: *smells your handy work on this* yes, think nothing of it.

Back in his office

King: what's this about roses?

You: *is King's personal assistant/secretary* ah yes, I sent the ladies and nonbinary employees a rose and gave everyone that work under you candy on your behalf. I also sent flowers to Maria, Ulti, and Queen, and chocolate you Kaido, Jack, the other Tobi roppo, and young master Yamato from the both of us.

King: *disgusted* you sent Queen flowers?

You: I sent him the ones he's allergic to mixed in a bouquet of flowers that in Wano's flower language basically tell him he's a disappointment and jump up his own ass and die. Maria's and Ulti's are just light peach roses which mean modesty.

King: passive aggressive, nice work (y/n)

You: thank you sir

King: *after a long pause* do you have any plans for tonight?

You: ... I was planning on watching the moon, drinking, and reading in silence.

King: I see

At the end of the work day

You: oh and King, if you want to enjoy silence and the moon tonight, you're welcome to join me. There's no pressure to interact, we can just share space. I'll be at the jade pavilion. *Leaves the room before hearing his reply*

King: *a little dumbfounded and flustered* the jade pavilion!

That night

King: *stealthy peering around a corner into the dark pavilion to guage if whether or not he should join you*

You: *sitting on the porch illuminated by moonlight, leaning against a support column staring out over a lily and koi filled pond at the full moon with a cup of liquor*

Servers: *spot King and quietly hand him a bottle of his favorite alcohol* (y/n) has the cups for you set out already.

King: *knows he's been caught, and you'll find out he came, so he reluctantly enters the pavilion and sits down not too far from you and quietly pours himself a cup*

You: *makes eye contact with him and goes back to looking at the moon*

An hour of silence passes

King: *watches as a dragonfly zips lazily over the surface of the pond and realize he's the calmest he's felt in a very long time* I understand why you do this.

You: *hums in acknowledgment*

Server: *brings both of you food and leaves without saying anything*

King: *looks down and sees flying fish sashimi and a few other dishes he likes* this place is popular with lovers, how'd you manage to book this place?

You: *dangles your feet off the edge of the porch, and create ripples in the pond's surface with your toes as you munch on your food* I booked it a year in advance

King: *sees the feral glint of sadism in your eyes* do you enjoy crushing the dreams of so many lovers?

You: I get a nice night to myself in a lovely place, and I get to ruin the "most romantic night of the year" for two of more happy people. What's not to love?

King: *huffs in amusement* you are truly evil sometimes

You: *smiles sweetly at him*

Three more hours

You: *gets up and stretches* good night King

King: good night (y/n). *Smiles to himself as he listens to you leave because he had a good time*

At your quarters

You: *is greeted by a large bouquet of your favorite flowers and a large box of chocolate with a thank you note saying it's from King*

[nightlight-stardust-and-rain]

One thing that would be funny about Kyle/Jason (be it romantic, friendship or hey-you're-a-pain-in-my-ass-but-i'd-jump-in-front-of-a-bullet-for-you) is that their world-saving stuff with Donna (Btw their team being called cosmic mistakes will never get old, I fucking LOVE that name) has been, like, erased/forgotten from the time-line right? So all their interactions would come out of fucking nowhere for everyone else involved. Like, from outsider pov, one day they would barely know each other's name and the next there would be teasing, references to things no one else (except Donna) knows about, and that special kind of familiarity that involves fighting together like a well-oiled mechanism. And it would be weird for everyone and I'm all for that!! Also Kyle and Jason would be the kind of friends that attack each other on sight, but like, playfully. Kyle lands right before Jason and Jason just shoots at him, lightning-fast, except he's missing Kyle by a hair on purpose. And Kyle doesn't even bother with trying to dodge because he knows Jason wouldn't shoot him (and once, dodging actually put him on the path of the bullet, so yeah no) and in retaliation Kyle launches a colony of bat-constructs at Jason who barely bothers to bat (ha) them aside because the worst they'll do is flap their wings in his face (which, yknow, helmet) and the banter.... "if it isn't the universe's worst best bat! Where have you been?" "excuse me, bitch-lantern? What about where have you been?"

So anyway I'm just a sucker for Jason-Kyle dynamic and that's it.

Edit because I really don't think Jason would shoot at a friend even if it's an intentional miss :

Every time they meet they bicker like there's no tomorrow but at some point Kyle launches a dozen bat constructs at Jason who promptly shoots them out of existence in two seconds flat. Kyle didn't even see him grab his gun and is very amused and kind of impressed. It becomes a tradition after that : every time they see each other Kyle launches a dozen or more bats at Jason who obliterates them fast - because Kyle thinks that Jason's marksmanship is actually really cool and it's pretty great to watch (and it confuses people who witness it which is always a plus). Jason gets target practice, gets to make Kyle smile, and gets this nice warm feeling you get when someone admires your skills. It's a win-win.

Also, even though I don't know Kyle really well, they both give this "look like impulsive dumbass but are actually sharper than they look" vibe which is... Interesting.

So I'm picturing something like... Kyle hanging-floating off Jason's shoulders and it's all "get off me, you glow-in-the-dark annoyance!" "nope :D" but if you look closer you'll notice that Jason isn't trying very hard to shake him off and Kyle is careful to place his hands in a way that doesn't restricts Jason's movements and takes care to not get too close to his neck.

The thing is that Kyle is actually using the physical contact to cover Jason in a discreet thin layer of willpower for added protection. It makes Jason feel safer and allows him to use a greater part of his focus on other things (like, idk, battle plans) - like it's easier to think if you don't have to worry about watching your back. The thing Kyle gets out of it is the warm feeling that Jason trusts him to watch his back and allows him to use his power on him without question. It's a big show of trust, and that can be quite heady (Kyle kind of digs it).

The banter is half to distract people from the fact that Jason subtly glows willpower-green and half because they're just Like That and enjoy bickering.

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'Woo me like one of your... er, maidens...' Or something like that. Anyway, we've talked about self-care now let's talk, uh, how to win the affection of your favorite sugar pie honey buns. It may or may not work with Godrick.

Without further ado:

Morgott is lowkey a hopeless romantic who happens to have a hidden stash of romance novels. What better way to win the heart of a man who thinks he's undeserving of love than to... shower him in love? Tell him he's beautiful (he'll blush and try to hide his face), surprise him with sweets (he'll be giddy as hell, like a kid in a candy store, but that poker face is on point), and just... spoil him with physical affection and, you guessed it, self-care. Remember when I said he's sensual by nature? Engage with all of his senses and you'll have this skrunkly cutie pie crazy about you instantly in no time.

Mohg isn't much different. He thinks he is. The only thing I'd advise you not to do is let his head get bigger than it already is. Tell him how nice his robes look? "Of course they do. I would not have chosen them if they did not. *Stares in Honored Guest*" Showering him with praise seems par the course but to move past that facade and accept him as he truly is, vulnerable and alone, affects him more than compliments ever will. Mohg really, truly needs intimacy. Just sitting on his lap in relative silence and simply being with him is fulfilling enough. Be gentle and patient because this will take time. Also, don't say Mohgwyn is a horrible name for a dynasty.

Simply put, Godfrey just likes it when someone can kick his ass. AND drink mulled ale, RADAHN.

Please understand that Radahn really is the quintessential goofball dad under that armor. So dad humor (his men are dying on the inside) and cheesy pick-up lines are EVERYTHING to him. Also, giving Leonard treats and just spoiling him. They're a 2-for-1 deal so don't make him choose. Unfortunately, due to the way his parents' marriage ended, he is fearful that you'll leave him. So long as you show (with actions, not words) that you're here to stay, you have a ride-or-die for life. Radahn will absolutely spoil the shit out of you.

Godrick, uh, be... nice? You really can't win for losing. Anywho, make his ass kneel before you. Then tell him he's your sugar pie honey bun. Then assure him that so long as he's yours, nothing will ever happen to him. Then make him give you a full-body massage. What in the hell did I just write?

Don't you just love a man who tells you to go die in a ditch somewhere but what he really means is he wants you to do him long and hard? Varré loves a good snark fest. Trading verbal blows and sarcasm is his way of flirting with you... until he actually starts flirting with you. As much as he enjoys being of service to Mohg, the man wants to be pampered just as much. So please pamper our resident snarky king. Cheers, Varré. Bitch.

Rogier, baby, Fia can't do for you what we can. Which is love and kiss on you unconditionally. And listen to you. Stop letting it simmer. Lay your head on our bosoms, sleep, and/or let it all out. Let's talk fashion and sorcery. We'll even help you reconcile with D. I want your hat.

Diallos is such a relatable cinnamon roll. The best way into his heart is by helping him understand that it's okay. Regardless if you know your purpose or not, it's okay to search for it and to work on yourself, even if it takes a lifetime. No Diallos, you aren't useless because of this and yes, you're more than you think you are. You ARE wanted. Just imagine being a Jar parent with Diallos. That would be so wholesome...

Blaidd loves a good fight, too. And a good, amiable person to fight alongside and train with. And boops and scritches. He's really a simple dude, guys.

Gideon, uh... outsmart the asshole. He'll be impressed. After he's pissed. Good. Good.

Ranni's pretty simple, too. She just needs you to be ride-or-die and not betray her. And not comment on the fact that she's so smol. Because she isn't, okay? But she really is smol and cute.

Radagon, well, he's a gentleman through and through. He'll be doing the wooing for the most part but if you're receptive to it, well that's all she wrote. He's also lowkey a sucker for cheesy pick-up lines, too. Try one in public and see how he clears his throat to keep from chuckling.