#“what why?” “...fun?”
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slayerdurge · 4 months ago
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god... the durge play through is so much fun so far... just now my durge, face absolutely covered in worg dung, intimidated a goblin into kissing her feet and earned simultaneous approval from lae'zel, shadowheart, and astarion
#i thought about just biting his toe off but this makes more sense for my particular durge lol#god... lae'zel is so hot for her tho#durge is being a murder goblin and lae'zel is just like “i must have you carnally”#literally she said she wants to have sex with me after we killed the owlbear with the absolute cultists... like... we even killed the cub..#that timing is INSANE#astarion likes durge a lot too but not quite as much at least not so far lol#shadowheart goes back and forth but i am probably going to replace her with minthara anyway#i have been thinking it might be kinda funny to kill everyone in the grove before meeting minthara just because... imagine...#“we need you to help us kill these tieflings” “oh no worries i already did that”#“what why?” “...fun?”#and then suddenly minthara wants to fuck durge too lol#honestly though odds are what would actually happen is the quest would get bugged ha#i did kill nettie though the instant she gave me an excuse#and now i have her crown thing that opens the secret door#and apparently there's a rune i can get that opens some kind of a stash#but the person i can loot it from is hard to loot#durge is trying to exacerbate the conflict between the druids & the tieflings though#so she got kagha to kill arabella#and kagha was like “say it. you think i'm a monster.”#and she told kagha “not at all. it was quite a show” and kagha's like “monsters both then. viper to viper.”#i'm like holy shit okay... that's a line#then she went to arabella's parents and told her kagha was calling her all kinds of names to try to get the tieflings angrier at her#but meanwhile she tells the other druids it was clearly an accident and they should keep following kagha#i need to figure out how to get these goblins to give me some tasty dwarf meat though. reminds me of my childhood.
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soapbbox · 5 months ago
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A Quintesson attack leaves Megatron in need of repairs.
Let’s pretend this takes place early where Megatron isn’t incredibly paranoid about back stabbing (Starscream) yet
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surreal-duck · 28 days ago
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this one goes out to a certain middle schooler who wouldve been eviscerated on the spot by woke miraculous
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hinamie · 7 months ago
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oversaturate
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blorbologist · 8 months ago
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Misc Chateau Shorthalt screengrabs because OH man, look at how happy they all are!!!!!
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bl00dalchemist · 5 months ago
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A headcanon of mine.
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months ago
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Stargazing, at the edge of the unknown.
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lucabyte · 4 months ago
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there's a stranger who sleeps at the foot of your bed
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yourlocaloser · 2 months ago
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Something about Viktor and Jayce waking up and cuddling in bed idk. I was sleep deprived and finished this at 6am in the morning after being up all night. So that’s why the lighting doesn’t make the most sense.
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andstuffsketches · 10 months ago
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finally watched Reign of the Supermen
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stars-z · 5 months ago
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no bc I am now thinking of dan in 2025 birmingham pre show saying his favourite video of his is the photobooth challenge and dan in 2014 in TABINOF saying his favourite video is the photobooth challenge… guys. BIG is on that channel. his life’s work is on that channel.. and his favourite video is a 5 and a half minute video of him and phil goofing off and it has been for the last 11 years. nobody speak to me
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sentinel cant be a bad person
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inkskinned · 8 months ago
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we were sitting on the floor and i was cutting out tiny pictures to make a collage for a friend's birthday. you were on your phone and you laughed about something, and i was still in love with you then, so i asked what had you giggling.
"sorry. i was just..." you took a moment and went back to texting. "i was telling someone about how you're afraid of the dark."
i'm afraid of the dark because something bad happened. "oh." i felt a little slinky of shame crawl down my throat.
you glanced up, and maybe it showed on my face, because you rolled your eyes and held the phone to the side casually so i could see the group chat. "what? was it a secret?"
i looked down to the scissors in my hand. "i just..." no, it's not a secret. it just felt like something private, something serious. saying why would you tell someone that just feels like an accusation. it's unfair. i honestly am not even ashamed of it, it's just a fact about my person that i don't usually share.
what a strange experience. is this a human thing or a generational thing? for our grandparents: did they need to worry about how quickly someone can just... share your personal information? again, i didn't even really have a true objection. what could i say? i want any person in my life to feel they can be honest with their friends. it's not like i said don't tell anyone this.
i cut out another letter to complete the rainbow happy birthday, started hunting for the exclamation mark. i heard you sigh dramatically.
"don't make a big deal about this," you said.
this entire conversation was a pattern for us, and this was when we got to my least favorite part of the pattern. i would get my feelings hurt in some oblique not-technically-terrible way, and then it would be making a big deal about something. you'd get frustrated for me for being soft, but i was born soft. you knew i was soft when you pierced me. it's one of the things that made controlling me so easy.
"i'm not," i felt my voice crack. the question came without my wanting. "why are you guys talking about me?" and why are you saying that thing? why not like - i'm telling them how you're generous and kind and pretty.
you let out this low, tragic groan. "oh my god." you tossed the phone away from your body. "there, see? i just won't talk to them if you don't like it."
the rest of the hour went the way it always went, between us: i said i don't actually mind if you talk to your friends but -, you found a way to call my minor expression of discomfort "being dramatic." you got upset that i had been offended. i ended up apologizing, even though i hadn't actually done anything.
afterwards, you picked up the phone again. after texting for a little bit, you snorted. "okay," you said, "but it is kind of funny you're afraid of the dark. i mean, when you think about it."
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abd-illustrates · 6 months ago
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🧡 Lance 🧡
I’ve been bitten by the “I need to draw my OCs or I’ll explode” bug once again 😔🙏 It’s been too long since I’ve drawn Lance - but I have a much clearer idea of who he is and what he’s about nowadays, so I tried to put plenty of attitude into this one! ⚔️🐉
[DO NOT EDIT OR REPOST TO OTHER SITES / ACCOUNTS] ♻️reblogs are lovely tho!♻️
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do-not-go-gently-42 · 3 months ago
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honestly the funniest thing they could do is if the ceo and her suspiciously buff secretary AREN'T the villains of the game
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