#🍒incorrect quotes

[hinataxsunshine]

INCORRECT QUOTES ;

— ft. Hinata and Soma ( + Cass ) @somatheking

|| OOC ; If y’all want to be included in some inc quotes, click the link and like that post <3

[l3viat8an]

Imagine the OM!NB bros not knowing certain human world songs because they hadn't been made yet:

All the bros: *chillin in the living room*

Mc: *walks into the room singing* "Reachin' out, Touchin' Meeee, TOUCHIN' YOOOUUU" *Points dramatically to the bros*

*Crickets*

Mc: *Blinking awkwardly*

Solomon: *from the other room* "SWEEET CAAAROLIIINEE BA BA BAAAA"

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MC:*Huffing like it’s the bros fault for not knowing the song, before turning to leave the room* And this is why I live with Solomon!!

[nandysparadox]

i could never make an royality countdown blog bc frankly it'd just be sad

[dragon-in-the-woods]

*at an art gallery*

Soundwave and baby Orbit: *looking at painting*

Orbit, turning around to look behind him: Mama?

Soundwave, still staring at the painting: It's impressionism.

*Starscream and Knockout being escorted by security in the background*

later

Announcer: Megatron. Your son is currently being held by security. Please come to the front desk to retrieve him.

Megatron, holding Orbit: But he's right here? Unless...

Megatron: ...STARSCREAM-

later again

Starscream, being let out: It's Knockout's fault, he called it a microspike-

Knockout, talking over him: You're the one who laughed at the statue in the first place-

Megatron: I CAN'T TAKE YOU TWO ANYWHERE

[13urningstars]

✏️ >:3

Incorect quotes

Send in ✏️ and I'll use this (improved) incorrect quote generator featuring both our muses!

Cherrybomb: I'm having problems with a guy... Starscream: Like his dead body won't fit into your trunk kind of problems, or you like him kind of problems? _______

Cherrybomb: You saved me! Why? Starscream: People would think I murdered you if I didn't. _______

Starscream, to Cherrybomb: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?

[svt-kiki]

( 🖇️ ) MASTERLIST ⌅ .

📁　────　𝖿𝗂𝗅𝖾 ❪ 𝗯𝗮𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗼 ❫

profile.　more trivias.　filmography.　styles.　endorsement.

📁　────　𝖿𝗂𝗅𝖾 ❪ 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘀 ❫

with svt : hyung line / maknae line　outside of the group.　love history.　crushes for her.　hook ups and flirts. ( mdni )

📁　────　𝖿𝗂𝗅𝖾 ❪ 𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘀 ❫

17 carat.　boys be.　love&letter.　love&letter.　repackaged.　going seventeen.　al1.　teen, age.　director’s cut.　you make my day.　you made my dawn.　an ode.　heng:garæ.　semicolon.　your choice.　attaca.　face the sun.　sector 17.　fml.　seventeenth heaven.　17 is right here. japanese releases.　solo works.

📁　────　𝖿𝗂𝗅𝖾 ❪ 𝗺𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗮 ❫

instagram.　weverse.　vlog.　youtube.　stan twitter.　articles.　lives.

📁　────　𝖿𝗂𝗅𝖾 ❪ 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 ❫

project seventeen.　14 castaways.　14 castaways in akita.　hit the road.　in the soop.　in the soop 2.　going seventeen.　nana tour.

📁　────　𝖿𝗂𝗅𝖾 ❪ 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗲𝗼𝘂𝘀 ❫

other contents.　incorrect quotes.　what's in my bag? carat land.　

📄　────　𝖿𝗂𝗅𝖾 ❪ 𝘀𝗰𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘀 ❫

𝐚𝐜𝐭.𝐢 　:　夢　[　- 𝟤𝟢𝟣𝟧　]

coming soon !

𝐚𝐜𝐭.𝐢𝐢 　:　月　[　𝟤𝟢𝟣𝟧 - 𝟤𝟢𝟣𝟫　]

sparks.　2018　𝗐𝗈𝗇𝗐𝗈𝗈

𝐚𝐜𝐭.𝐢𝐢𝐢　:　星　[　𝟤𝟢𝟤𝟢 - 𝟤𝟢𝟤𝟦　]

her favorite delivery boy.　2024　𝗃𝗈𝗌𝗁𝗎𝖺

we’re not even dating.　2024　𝗃𝗈𝗌𝗁𝗎𝖺 𝗅𝗌𝗁

💍　────　𝗁𝗂𝖽𝖽𝖾𝗇 𝖿𝗂𝗅𝖾 ❪ 𝗿𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 ❫

✦ 🍒 ⸝⸝ ⸺ seungcheol

✦ 🐈‍⬛ ⸝⸝ ⸺ wonwoo

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[hawkinsbnbg]

Welcome, you can call me Sione. I'm here to keep Steve Harrington well-loved and happy.

You can also find me on ao3 under the same handle ;)

🌸 About Me 🌸

★ 24, she/they, bi

★ Bottom Steve enjoyer

★ Twitter: @HawkinsBNBG (unhinged zone)

★ This blog is for 18+ only.

🌸 Navigation 🌸

SFW: #sionewrites

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Incorrect quotes: #sione's silly thoughts

My rambling: #sione talks

🌸 Masterlist 🌸

honey bunny Eddie woke up to Jeff informing him that he had bought himself a bunny. He never cared much about the hybrids before, but it seemed he had to now. (bunny hybrid Steve au | 5k2 | completed)

a kiss on my lips Carol’s words kept circling in his head like a broken record. Munson is really good with his mouth. (omegaverse au | 1k5 | completed)

glacé (candied peach) Steve was convinced by Robin to attend Nancy's birthday party in a mini-skirt. What could go wrong? (omegaverse au | 11k8 | completed)

whiskey eyes Steve's first time bottoming (2k1 | completed)

burgundy kiss Steve got 'Good boy' inscribed on his buttcheek ( soulmates au | 6k5 | completed)

binary stars Sub alpha Eddie with puppy play. (omegaverse au | 3k7 | completed)

How Sweet It Is (To Be Loved By You) S3 + S4 rewrite (omegaverse au | 2/? | WIP)

over loved Steve asked Eddie to shave his cunt for him. (2k8 | completed)

Poison Paradise A series of mob boss Steve and assassin Eddie ft. toxic relationships and bad bdsm etiquettes (omegaverse au | 3 works | completed)

baby, you're my angel Fem Steve who got insecure about being vanilla (1k2 | completed)

Still Loving You Mafia princess Stephanie/Rockstar Eddie, ex-fiancée/fiancé to lovers to spouses (1/? | WIP)

Steve Harrington: The Boy Who couldn't Get Away Supernatural/Stranger Things crossover (5/? | WIP)

Bad Decision A trilogy of Harringroveson where sugar daddy!Steve used his wealth to get railed by pretty boys. (WIP)

whaler Steve lost his hearing after a car accident. When he decided to spend his summer break at his aunt's in Hawkins, he didn't expect to make friends with a rockstar (17k5 | completed)

my dear, my love, a billion stars Post-divorced Steddie, light angst, hurt/comfort (2k | completed)

lights will guide you home, and ignite your bones, and I will try to fix you miscarriage, angst, hurt/comfort (omegaverse au | 4k6 | completed)

🍒 Steve decided to be a tease and Eddie was weak to his boyfriend (2k3 | completed)

Rotten Heaven Monsterfucker!Steve (5k5 | completed)

Cherrie Amour Eddie took care of Steve after Starcourt blew up. (omegaverse au | 2k9 | completed)

I Was Made For Lovin' You Alpha4Alpha, no bitching, dom/sub undertone (8k1 | completed)

your name is a prayer on my tongue, sugar on my lips, but baby why does it hurt so bad? Fwb to lovers, accidental voyeurism, brief smut scene of Steve/MOC (6k7 | completed)

Rivals Turned Lovers? What A Cliché Exactly what says on the tin (7k5 | completed)

— Dividers are from @saradika-graphics

[its-elioo]

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✧˚⋆ Transformers/Equestria Girls crossover series! ⭒˚｡⋆

꒰ 🌟 Part 1 ꒱ ➳ The First Transformation

꒰ 🌟 Part 2 ꒱ ➳ Between Claws

꒰ 🌟 Part 3 ꒱ ➳ New Memories, Old Enemies

꒰ 🌟 Incorrect quotes ꒱ ➳ Part 1, Part 2, Part 3

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⋆｡ °✩ ➳ Miraculous Ladybug - New Partner AU! ˚ ༄

🐾✩˚⊹ Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, (Final Part)

🐾✩˚⊹ Miraculous Oc

| Tags for more content: | #miraculous ladybug #miraculous #mlb

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꒰ ♡‧˚ Poppy Playtime - "Operation: Staying Alive" AU! ɞ ˚ ꒱

୨ ʚ🌸ɞ ୧ ➪ Doodles Pt 1, Doodles Pt 2, Doodles Pt 3

୨ ʚ🌸ɞ ୧ ➪ Sun and Cloud One-shot

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[sgt-scottymoreau]

This is a side blog to compile all my fics (and reblog art) about my OC, Camille "Scotty" Moreau. A way to keep everything organized in one place and not over flood my other blogs lol

Quick disclaimer, all these fics are written for funsies, not trying to be super realistic or accurate to real life. Anyway enjoy your stay, ask are always open for anything!

Be warned; Some fics will be 18+ and will be tagged as #keep it (not) tactical sgt

This post will be updated regulary <3

Wie goed doet, goed ontmoet 💀🌷(Main Series)

Focus on Scotty's life in general and her work with the 141.

(The list below is updated in chronological order of the series, but fics are not being posted as such)

BSF Protection

Alliances: Part 1 - Part 2

Lay low and Learn

What happens in Siberia, stays in Siberia: Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3

First Second date

MWII event: Wetwork - El Sin Ombre - Dark Water - Alone - Prison Break - Ghost Team - Countdown

Secret and Revelations

New Year

Lesson of life

Ghillie, guns and death (companion fic: Healing )

MWIII event: Work in Progress

🍒 Cherry on Top AU 💀🌷🧼

My guilty pleasure where everything is mostly the same as the main timeline/series, except this is a poly AU with Ghost/Scotty/Soap.

Cherry on Top

A first time to everything

Glasgow Meeting

Belgian Meeting

🍒 Cherry in a Jaeger AU

Based on the previous AU, but with a crossover with Pacific Rim

Beginning of the end, End of the beginning

Solutions

Minor Steback

🌷 Navigation to clip/small fic Canon & non Canon 🍒

Scotty full body + extra reference

Scotty's army Era

Scotty's B.S.F Era

Moreau Family

Important tags:

#not canon (other fics that aren't related to the main series/canon)

#headcanons (ideas that won't be turned into fic)

#clip fic (very short fics that are between 500 to 1k)

#dynamic (meme or incorrect quotes often made for y/n-reader but that would fit with Scotty's interaction)

#art

#keep it (not) tactical sgt (for all the 18+ content)

[mamirhodessxox]

I Hate You More Incorrect Quotes

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Sasha: Ok so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

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Marianna: Sasha? You just drove through a stop sign without stopping.

Sasha: I'll stop twice on the way back.

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Sasha, texting Cody: Cody there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?

Sasha: Pls hurry because I’m going to cry

Sasha: Cody

Sasha: Cody

Cody: Cody is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.

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Barbra: I hate to to tell you this, but one of you was adopted.

Seth & Sasha:

Seth: Was it Sasha?

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Cody: *Gives a bouquet to Sasha*

Sasha: You know I'm allergic.

Cody: That's the point.

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Sasha: If we don’t get out of this alive… If we’re both about to die… I love you, Cody!

*Neither of them die*

Cody: …

Sasha: …

Cody: So do you wanna talk about somethi-

Sasha: No thank you.

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Athena: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry?

Sasha: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.

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Rhea: It's locked. You got a lock pick?

Seth: Yeah-

Sasha: *kicks in the door*

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Marianna: I'm never having a debate with Sasha again, they literally started their argument with "Riddle me this."

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Seth: A decision had to be made.

Sasha: And you fucked it up!

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Athena: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Sasha: I'm a knife.

Cody, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

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Seth: Why do you act like we’re three year olds?

Randy, exasperated: WHY?!?

Randy points at Cody: YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR!

Randy points at Sasha: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK!

Randy points at Seth: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND!

Randy: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????

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Barbra: Here is my wall of inspirational people.

Sasha: Is that a picture of you?

Barbra: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

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Sasha: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.

Cody: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

Marianna: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

Barbra: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

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Rhea: If I fall…

Dom: I’ll be there to catch you.

Marianna: *looks at Randy* What if I fall?

Randy: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Cody: *watches these two interactions*

Cody, to Sasha: And if I fall?

Sash: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

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Sasha: Cody annoyed me today so I told them that I can’t wait to see what they have planned for our special day tomorrow.

Rhea: There is nothing special about tomorrow.

Sasha: But there is something special about watching the color leave their face as panic takes over.

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Sasha: The stars are so beautiful...

Cody: They're just giant balls of gas.

Sasha: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

Cody: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Sasha: Oh...

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Cody: Are you ready to commit?

Sasha: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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Seth, walking into Cody and Sasha’s bedroom in the middle of the night: I had a bad dream.

Cody: What was it about?

Sasha: No, don’t ask them that!

Cody: Why not?

Sasha: Cause they’ll answer!

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Seth, writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."

Seth: THERE. Now send it.

Dom:: Dude, your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to-

Seth: JUST DO IT!

later

Marianna: So what does it say?

Cody, reading the letter: They say they're going to "lick my...."

Marianna:

Athena:

Sasha: Gross-

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Athena: Priest kink is definitely a thing and I am afflicted by it.

Marianna: Go to church.

Marianna: WAIT—

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Marianna: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Randy: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Marianna: I—

Marianna: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

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Sasha: I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

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Sasha: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes.

Athena: Wow, I've gotta hear this.

Sasha: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share.

Athena: You forgot pride.

Sasha: No, I'm pretty proud of this.

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Sasha: Hey, Mom?

Barbra: Yeah?

Sasha: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Barbra:

Barbra: Where’s Seth?

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Cody: We call that a traumatic experience.

Cody, turning to Seth: Not a "bruh moment".

Cody, turning to Athena: Not "sadge".

Cody, turning to Sasha: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

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Randy: "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."

Dom: ...

Dom: What a stupid fucking quote.

Dom: I'm killing way more than two people, idiot.

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Dom: *writing a letter*

Dom: Dear Santa,

I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...

And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.

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Barbra: Here’s the cold medicine you asked for.

Barbra: *dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table*

Sasha: ...Thanks.

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@alyyaanna

[hinataxsunshine]

INCORRECT QUOTES ;

— ft. Hinata and Unmei ( + Hatter ) @prosopagn0sis

[l3viat8an]

Beel: *Lying on the ground, literally foaming at the mouth*

Everyone: *Gathered around freaking out*

Mc: "Guys! Wtf happened to Beel!?"

Asmo: "He ate a cupcake shaped bath bomb"

~🍒

Canon!!! It happened more then once too! Beel never learns and the bath bombs just smell soooooooo good lolol

[energet1cvanya]

Tachizaki incorrect quotes cause i miss them

Tachihara: This date is boring!

Tanizaki: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Tachihara: Then why did you invite me?

Tanizaki: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Jun I'll do whatever I want!"

୧ ‧₊˚ 🍊 ⋅ ☆

Tachihara: Two brooooos!

Tanizaki: Chillin' in a hot tub!

Tachihara: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!

Tanizaki:

Tachihara:

Tanizaki: *tearing up*

Tachihara: Babe, c'mon...

Tanizaki: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.

Tachihara: Babe...

୧ ‧₊˚ 🍒 ⋅ ☆

Tanizaki: Did it hurt when you fell-

Tachihara: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

Tanizaki: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Tachihara: ...

Tanizaki: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

୧ ‧₊˚ ❄️ ⋅ ☆

Tachihara: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?

Tanizaki: Peonies, why?

Tachihara:

Tanizaki: Were you going to get me flowers?

Tachihara:

Tanizaki:

Tachihara: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

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Tachihara: We have a problem.

Tanizaki: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

The end :3

[pumpkin-phones]

❝Are you sick of me?Would you like to be?❞

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Collec names: Starboy, spaceboy, star ,phone

likes: ENA, Video games,art,queer history, space, music!

Dislikes: racist, homophobic, transphobic and ablists, proshippers ( and anything like that)

Comfortable w/: /p flirting , nicknames , pet names , venting w/ permission ofc

Not comfortable w/:/R flirting unless partner sys, sexual stuff out of the blue, invasive questions

signoff system: -✆ or - ☏

Freq fronters sign offs: Himi: - 🍓, miko - 🍒, chi - 🌹, Gon - 🎣

[13urningstars]

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Incorect quotes

Send in ✏️ and I'll use this (improved) incorrect quote generator featuring both our muses!

Starscream, texting: Answer your phone Cherrybomb, texting back: Wait a minute, I can’t find my phone Starscream: Understood Starscream, 5 minutes later: You’re a terrible person. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing me, Cherrybomb. _______ Starscream: That was so hot, Cherrybomb. Cherrybomb: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. Starscream: I said what i said _______

Cherrybomb: You ever get so tired that you start seeing spiders? Starscream: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man. Cherrybomb: THE WHO? Starscream: Oh is this not a safe space suddenly?

[dtchloedecker]

//So, most of my drafts are done and I have nothing to do AND I don't get Christmas this year, so if you wouldn't mind, PLEASE send me some memes.

//Instead of reblogging said memes and blowing up your dash, I'm going to put links to each meme all in one post.

send “🌿🍒” (or “mistletoe”) for my muse’s reaction to standing under a mistletoe with your muse  ♡

Send me  🚪  ( or ‘door’ )   and I’ll generate a number for my muse to show up on your muse’s doorstep ( a mix of angst, silliness, and fluff ) …

Put a rumor you heard about my muse in my ask and they'll confirm or deny it.

Send in 📜 and I’ll use this incorrect quotes generator using your muse and my muse. (Please specify how many muses//which muses for multimuse blogs!!)

SEND  ME  A  PLOT  IDEA  YOU  HAVE  FOR  MY  MUSE  AND  YOURS  AND  I  WILL  TELL  YOU  IF  I  WOULD WRITE  IT.

Send 💀 for my muses biggest fear regarding your muse. Send ‘fear’ if you can’t see the emoji

Send two names to find out which one my muse would rather fuck. Specify muse for multis!

Put 'wow' in my ask box and I'll reply with...

FUCKED  UP  KISSING  MEME  bc  who  needs  soft  kisses  when  you  can  have  This   ! (   send  me   ‘    💔  ’   to  generate  the  angsty  way  that  our  muses  kiss.  feel  free  to  specify  a  number  or  who  is  kissing  who  if  you’d  like.   )

send fuck, marry, or kill depending on what your muse would do to mine. alternatively, send “⭐” and my muse will answer if they would fuck, marry, or kill yours.  ( feel free to replace fuck with kiss if it's not appropriate! )

Feel free to also send some to Buffy, Hayley, and Angel.