#🎪anons

[butchladymaria]

Sorry Percy but you can’t say the post and especially people in the notes of it are lesbophobic when it isn’t and just think people are gonna believe everything you said like that without explaining a bit. Don't make up things not nice for the people in the notes

But i understood you don’t wanna look at it. You right it’s better not to if it make you uncomfortable.

if you do not recognize this as both blatant undisguised lesbophobia AND transphobia, it is 10000% your problem. i am out of patience. get out of my inbox.

[eyesxxyou]

What’s up it’s 🎪 anon

Just thinking about Hobie x punk reader in rival bands, obviously rivals to lovers but PLS 🤭

OOOOU THE TENSION!!!

The tension would be palpable. Every interaction means tossing thinly veiled insults at each other that could equally be desperate pleas for the two of you to fuck. You constantly try to outplay each other, constantly compare the amount of reach you have. The other is always a poser but still so punk rock that it hurts.

But you two regularly fuck backstage or in the bathrooms, every time you pretend that it won't happen again but next thing you know Hobie's lips are on yours and his fingers are easing their way into you. You tell him to hurry the fuck up cause you have to be on stage in 10 minutes. He fucks you fast and hard with his hand over your mouth to keep you quiet. He fucks you so hard you do cross-eyed to which Hobie lightly tapped you cheek with his fingers, "keep ya eyes on me. Don' lose ya head, doll".

Afterwards, you both go your separate ways and pretend like it never happened in the first place. You're insulting him, he's taking hsi own slight jabs at you and no one has the be the wiser.

[seabirdtxt]

Hello! Just recently found your blog, and I am in love with your fanfic, Glitch In Irminsul!

I honestly have no idea if I'm the first one to request on your blog, but I do hope this idea is okay with you!

May I request this: Reader who is a comedian with Cyno, Tighnari and Collei, reacting to Reader making Cyno's bad jokes (quote on quote) "better"? You don't have to find a joke for Reader if you don't wanna :)

I'm a little obsessed with their dynamic as of right now. If you do happen to take this request, thanks :D

Also idk if you wanna take Anons, but if you do someday, is it alright if I claim "🎪 Anon" as my alias? Sorry if I'm asking too much! I hope you have a great day :)

hi!! thanks so much for your request, and your patience!! 🩵 i had a good bit of fun writing this for you, i love bad jokes 🤭

WC. 1092

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As the General Mahamatra, and having been personally assigned to your guard by Lesser Lord Kusanali herself, it is Cyno’s sworn duty to attend to every need and whim of the almighty Creator.

And when the Creator demands that you tell them your absolute worst joke, the one that nobody has ever even laughed at yet, well, who is he to deny them?

“- didn’t realize that, at that very moment, a Hydro slime was praying to meet a lone, stranded traveler.” Cyno finishes the joke with a straight face, at the exact same moment that the door to the hut swings open, revealing Tighnari and Collei with several bags of groceries in their arms.

“Oh, Cyno, not the slime joke again.” Tighnari groans over the sound of your absolutely raucous laughter at the horrible joke.

“But the Creator likes it.” Cyno protests, gesturing to you hanging part way off the table and clutching your stomach. You honestly don’t find the joke itself all that funny, but the sheer confidence with which he tells it paired with the completely deadpan expression he has is sending you into hysterics.

“They’re going to eat each other!” You gasp, trying to sit back properly on the chair. A few lingering giggles hit you when you see Tighnari’s deeply disappointed expression. “Hahaha… but slimes don’t have a mouth, do they? How would it eat the person?”

“Exactly!” Tighnari says, pointing at Cyno with the hand not holding the groceries. “It doesn’t make any sense! Slimes wouldn’t-”

“And what did the stranded traveler say in that situation?” You add, confusing both Tighnari and Cyno into silence. Cyno blinks a few times, visibly wondering if there was a part of the joke that he forgot to tell, and he’s about to ask for clarification when Collei beats him to the punch.

“Your Grace, the traveler didn’t say anythi-” Collie begins, but you’re already on a roll.

“He said, ‘it must be slime for dinner!’”

You can’t help but erupt into laughter again at seeing everyone’s reactions: Collei’s slow realization, Cyno perking up excitedly, and Tighnari imploding with exasperation.

“You see, because ‘slime’ sounds like ‘time’-”

“Yes, Cyno. Thanks. I got the gist.”

You’re still gasping for air, leaning back in the chair and bracing yourself on the wall behind you. Tighnari’s frown falters a little, your joy infectious even if the joke is terrible.

“Slime for dinner, and sand for dessert!” You add, and Cyno chuckles even as he brings out his wretched book of jokes and begins writing an annotation in the margins, which Tighnari is sure the librarian will greatly appreciate later. “Get it? ‘Cause dessert, and desert?”

Tighnari is about to snarkily reply, when a surprising sound catches his attention. He turns with a horrified expression to Collei, who has her hand over her mouth and eyes wide in disbelief.

“Oh no, Collei…” Tighnari says warningly, shaking his head, which causes the girl to snort again and she quickly puts down her groceries before she can drop them.

“I- I’m sorry, Master,” she fights through her giggles, which only spurs you and Cyno on. “It’s just… it’s so bad…”

“Come on, ‘Nari, it’s just a joke,” Cyno attempts to bring the Valuka Shuna in on the fun. “Think of it as a way to break the ice.”

“Yeah, Tighnari,” you add. “Snow fun otherwise.”

Collei lets out a full belly laugh, to Tighnari’s dismay and Cyno’s apparent confusion.

“You’ve never laughed at my jokes like that,” the general points out, and Collei can only laugh harder.

“We’re morally obligated to laugh at the Creator’s jokes, ‘lest Their Grace smite us with impunity.” Tighnari states tonelessly, completely opposing his own statement.

That’s about as much as you can take. You slide bonelessly off the chair, howling with laughter on the floor like some kind of hyena.

“Look what you did! You corrupted the Creator!”

“The Creator told that joke all on their own!”

While Cyno and Tighnari are bickering, Collei helps you off of the floor, steadying you in your chair as you both come down from your laughing. She checks you over to make sure you didn’t injure yourself on your way down, then grabs her bag and rummages through it before producing a shiny red apple.

“We brought snacks!” she announces, handing you the fruit proudly. “And we have the stuff for dinner tonight! We picked these fresh, though. They’re very sweet this season!”

You take the apple with a grin and rub it on your shirt to clean it before taking a bite.

“Wow, these really are sweet! Thanks, Collei!” You marvel at how good the apple tastes, somehow different from Earth’s apples, with a refreshing, sugary taste.

“You’re very welcome!” Collei beams at the praise. “I’m gonna go get Master Tighnari to stop griping and help me with dinner, now, though.”

You perk up at the mention of cooking. “Is there anything I can do to help?”

“Oh, gosh, no! You’re our guest, please let us take care of it!” Collei insists, then scurries over to the other two.

You decide to follow her just as she’s asking Tighnari for help with cooking. The botanist huffs with mild annoyance, his tail sweeping from side to side.

“I’m not sure Cyno needs dinner, Collei,” he states. “Since he wants to act childish, perhaps it would be best to put him in time-out for the evening.”

“That’s not very knife of you, Tighnari,” you say before you can stop yourself. “Why don’t you fork-give him for now so we can have dinner together?”

Tighnari squints at you, somehow sensing you’ve made a pun (or two) despite your straight delivery.

“... Are you going to stop with the jokes too, Your Grace?” he asks, his ear flicking.

“What jokes? Collei wanted to ask for your help with the cooking. How can you say no to dish face?” You sidle up behind Collei and use your pointer fingers to make her smile, which she tolerates with surprising grace. “Isn’t she adora-bowl?”

“...” Tighnari maintains his stance for a few more seconds, and then sighs in defeat. “I don’t have a counter to that. Very well, I suppose I can let it slide for tonight, since it’s for you, Your Grace…”

“Hehehe, counter,” you mumble, which causes Collei to erupt into giggles once more, and Cyno to look extremely pleased with your ability.

And Tighnari to make a noise of exasperation, throwing his hands up and stomping toward the kitchen on his own.

“That’s it! I’ve had enough! I’m leaving!”

[selfship-confession-box]

is there a term for fictoromantic people who aren’t exclusively attracted to fictional characters? i love my real living human person boyfriend but i also love my f/o’s a lot!! but all the definitions i can find for fictoromantic/sexual say exclusive romantic attraction towards fictional characters :((

- 🎪🎠

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[askunstablecainetadc]

Can I hug you you look like you need to hug come here 🤗

That was nice. :]

[lumieron]

🎪 anon requested: ACE + cinnamoroll rentry graphics, credit to use!

[ozzgin]

Yandere Circus? Ooooo, queen/king i thank you for your service!

-Circus 🎪 anon

Honestly I’m more surprised I didn’t do anything earlier, I’m obsessed with the circus. I also wanted to come up with more unusual-looking characters, so I figured this was the best context for it.

I’m very glad to have found my circus people 🤹

[killerlookz]

your post about the line cook awwww so cute but it has me thinking joost would be the type of bf to tie your shoes for you whenever they became untied 🥲🥲🥲 like he’d constantly just be doing little things for you sigh - 🎪

REALLL ‼️‼️‼️ (i lowkey felt a little bad i won’t even lie i know he did it on his own but i didn’t want it to feel like i made him do it 😭😭😭 SXDXDXDXDXDXXSS) anyways…..

but seriously yes…. SO JOOST…. tying your shoes, fixing your necklace if the clasp moves to the front, fixing the straps of your shirt if they fall, or pulling down your skirt if you don’t notice it’s risen/flipped up. and it’s all wordlessly too, like it’s just in his instinct to help you out and make life even just a *little* easier for you

[ryans-planet]

hiii ryan, I'm a newcomer pup - another trans guy - been reading and salivating over your posts thinking about being laid out in front of you, all wet & hard. I'd love for you to fuck into me & make me into an utter mess of whines and sweat & cum. knot me please?

I'm hard right now just thinking about your cock in me <3

- 🎪

Hi, and welcome <3

I love that so many folk love my blog and get off to it that’s so hot.

And I’d love for you to be laid out for me, would absolutely love to make you a mess, suck your cock before I fuck you, ohhh love when puppies beg for my knot. Fill you up so well like you deserve I promise pup.

[candyheartedchy]

Do you have any advice for drawing Jax from a profile view?

Not sure if you meant side profile, like expression wise, but here’s a chart I made of Jax.

Overall I would say always start with a circle and imagine it being rotated and draw the expressions on the direction/side you want it to face.

[antiendovents]

UGHHHH just found out a system i follow is pro endo. NO THEYRE NOT REAL UGHHHHH

—can we be 🎪?

Oh, that really sucks. I'm sorry

Also yeah, you can be that anon

[robin-5-technically]

well yeah!

you did call him silly....

He is silly. What does that have to do with matching?

[badlydrawnkankri]

Give kankri a weighted blanket, he deserves it

-🎪

i dont think that's helping with his overheating problem

[literatureloverx]

Wait wait wait, I have heard good arguments that Mori being a pedophile isn't canon because of mistranslations with the "girls under 12" and him calling her his wife thing was something else in kanji, but in the guidebook when asked what their type is romantically, Mori's is said to explicitly put little girls under 12. And Elise herself calls him a lolita complex pervert in omake 12. In omake 12 in general it was very suspicious that Fukuzawa said to not worry and that he'd call the police on Mori after Elise said that line, with Mori then trying to interrupt. It's very possible Mori was being ambiguous with his language on purpose to not make Fukuzawa suspicious. And I haven't seen that disproven. If these have been disproven, then he probably isn't a pedophile, but I do want to point these out. I'd say the guidebook mention is the most surefire proof, though.

But also another reason I see people saying Mori isn't a pedophile is because the author Mori was against it and was an asexual man, so it wouldn't make sense. But in asagiri's writing he flips the dynamics of real authors on their heads. One of these examples is the IRL Dazai Osamu being the one to admire the IRL Akutagawa and that is obviously flipped in BSD. It would be a truly tasteless way to flip the IRL Mori, but asagiri has made... odd choices in the past, and it would fall in line.

Again, if these have been disproven then gladly correct me, but as it stands Mori seems to be a pedophile.

-🎪 anon

First of all, it is very admirable that you typed all of this in such a short span of time…I’m impressed, 🎪-anon.♥️

Second, WHAT???

Just joking.♥️

I would leave it open to interpretation whether Mori is like that or not because I genuinely don’t have enough knowledge on the subject, which is why I’m not writing for him yet (or for the other characters I haven’t written about). I honestly don’t know. ♥️

Your interpretation makes a lot of sense to me, but I could also see Mori as a creepy type of Lolicon uncle without any real sexual desire behind it. So, I’d leave it at that.♥️

Thank you so much for sharing this information with us!♥️

[askunstablecainetadc]

*gives you a black maincoon kitten*

Her name is Smokey!

[bitchinbarzal]

https://www.tumblr.com/bitchinbarzal/741436317301358592/duke-hughes-sis-break-up-when-he-goes-to-tampa

break up and they’re both emotional for months because the break in reality happened over miscommunication, her thinking he didn’t want her to come to tampa with him, him not wanting her to sacrifice everything for him

so eventually when they play detroit, luke manages to carve out two days for him to come visit and watch the game, and more importantly make them talk again, and then they start communicating again

but then maybe dylan had a little fling in tampa and she texts hughes sis like “get the fuck off my man” and hughes sis ghosts him thinking he’s turned into a cheating piece of shit, but in reality it’s just more miscommunication✨

-🎪

They’re in such a good place when she gets a DM from the girl just a picture of the two of them and her heart breaks all over again.

She blocked him and never showed up to the date they had scheduled that night.

Dyl is confused and hurt, Luke is pissed and she’s so sad.