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Feat. Strawhats (minus Chopper he is a baby)
โ๏ธ Zoro: Started as a bouncer but ended up being a dancer. He is very popular with divorced women and bachelorette parties, which is a bummer for them because 1. Heโs not into women. 2. He IS secretly into Sanji. He pines so hard itโs disgusting.
๐ Luffy: Started by driving his roommate Zoro to his security job every night so heโd stop getting lost and being late. He began loitering around the club and befriending all the staff, and now heโs the unofficial hype man who gets paid in mocktails literally for being loud. Nami had him fill in for someone once (free labor!!!!!) but instead of being ~sexy~ he just fucked around on the pole having the time of his life and giggling. Still got some bills thrown at him tho for the wild positions he could bend in.
๐Sanji: Miss Prince (gendered names are a social construct baybee). Usually comes out in drag, but on theme nights heโll ditch the hair and makeup in favor of just being his usual twinky self (but like with the most slutty, campy outfit ever). Acts as a server when the other performers are onstage, and occasionally he helps out behind the bar. He is so flexible!!!! Nobody can work the pole quite like him!!! Heโs secretly pining for Zoro and he so mad about it.
๐ค Nami: Brains of the operation. Takes care of all the books, hiring, etc. SO PROTECTIVE over all of her girls. Spends the evenings on the floor looking hot and intimidating to make sure everything is going well. Her lap dances are bomb but she only gives them to women.
๐ธ Robin: Sometimes she gets onstage, sometimes she just serves cocktails and stuff. Has the best outfits. ALWAYS has the best clapbacks for anyone being an asshole. Men fear her.
๐คฅ Usopp: The most personable bartender of all time. Hatches business schemes, theme night ideas, and promotions with Nami.
๐ค Franky: DJ who regularly wanders from his booth to hop onstage. Regulars love him. This is typically the time where newcomers realize that this is Not An Average Strip Club.
๐ Jinbei: Bouncer. Has zero tolerance for shenanigans. His name is well-known in the ER because he has dislocated many shoulders and broken lots of noses.
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One Piece HCs
I wanna dive into what I think it would be like to date the Strawhat men.
I had a good time making this. I might make more in the future for other OP characters. Feel free to agree and/or disagree. :)
Included: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Usopp, Franky, Brook, Jinbe, and Yamato
Luffy ๐
Luffy will be a simple-minded and easy-going boyfriend.
Are you hungry? He is too. Let's get food together!
Do you need a hug? Come here!
Bored? Never with him around.
In a crisis, he's already on it before you can shout for help.
Even in the most dire of moments, he will flash you a smile and reassure you that everything will be okay.
He doesn't miss the chance to let people know you're his partner. Which can be embarrassing sometimes, but aw well. He's adorable.
With Luffy, you'll experience love that comes from a genuine, pure heart. So if you got issues, welcome to your path of healing.
Get ready to have the worst heart attacks of your life. Luffy's consistent recklessness may seem something to get used to, but he somehow manages to surprise you in ways you never believed were possible.
You can try and argue that he should be more mindful of his actions but he always laughs and say he's alright.
Zoro โ๏ธ๐ก๏ธ
He's a solid boyfriend. Although sometimes you might find yourself... Frustrated.
He can be pretty slow in the romance department. He didn't ask you out, you did, and he probably didn't realize you had feelings for him until you confessed.
Now he's your boyfriend, this should end right? Yes, but also no.
He doesn't initiate anything, and if you're the type of person who likes for your partner to make the first move... Bestie lemme tell you something ... ๐
If you don't mind, then you'll be okay. Because even though he doesn't usually initiate affection, he won't reject you.
Whether it be a kiss, a hug, holding hands, cuddling, etc. He'll welcome it.
On the RARE occasion he initiates, it's probably because he's incredibly relaxed or drunk.
If it really bothers you, then you'll have to smack that big head of his and be upfront about it. (Okay, maybe you don't have to smack him.)
Telling him indirectly won't fix the problem because, again, HE'S DENSE.
Sanji ๐ฌ
Sanji is not a terrible boyfriend as some fans like to believe.
If you gave him a chance, I'd say he can be an amazing and doting boyfriend. However...
If you're an easily jealous or insecure person, you might struggle a lot in this relationship.
Don't misunderstand. If you're his partner, he will be extremely loyal to you. Sanji is not a cheater, nor will he disrespect the love you have given and shown to him.
If a woman were to throw himself at him, he will politely reject her.
Just as you are dedicated to him, he will be too, and more.
There will be hiccups and misunderstandings in your relationship, but thankfully, Sanji can't stand the idea of causing you heartache.
He will work harder on himself to not act in a way that discomforts you. In turn you'll learn to trust and believe in his love.
The more you both continue to preserve, the stronger your relationship will become.
So cheer up, bestie ๐
Usopp ๐คฅ
He may seem flaky or wobbly, but he pulls through well enough.
He's funny and loves to make you laugh.
He's attentive, making him an excellent reader of your current mood.
But don't expect him to be a protective boyfriend. With a strong, HEAVY push, you can get him to save you, but don't think he'll be too happy about it.
Still, he can't look bad in front of his partner, and his love for you is stronger than the fear of getting hurt or dying.
He'll succeed every time, but you'll never hear the end of it. In fact, every time he recounts it, there's always a new embellishment he adds to the story.
Was it only one bandit? Pfffft- now there's 20.
Franky ๐ค
This man is incredibly protective and he'll look cool doing it too.
He's not treating you like a normal partner, but HIS FUTURE SPOUSE.
You may even inspire or break him from a creative block. He will return the favor with plenty of kisses and praise.
He's a traditional man, likely from being from an older generation.
He definitely named some of his inventions after you and your adorable quirks.
He's very creative in the way he leaves you gifts. Sometimes you'll find them in the most unexpected places. He always strategically places them where he knows you'll stumble upon.
Don't worry there's about 20 more you haven't discovered.
He's a hefty man, so if you sat on his shoulder all day, he wouldn't even notice.
If you're, by nature, a clumsy person. You'll give this man multiple heart attacks and a few headaches. If there are warning signs in his workshop... They're all for you.
Brook โ ๏ธ
Oh boy.
If we overlook his pervertedness and the fact that he's 90, I believe he can be an excellent partner.
He's a compassionate person who once lived a fulfilling life with his first crew, until he had to suffer long years of loneliness.
So although he may have all the time of the world, he'll know that moments with you are precious and he doesn't want to waste a single second.
Being a musician, I can imagine him composing the sweetest love songs in your name.
He'll also write you poems, but will probably ruin it with the final line being a creative way of asking to see your panties.
If you're ever in danger, his movements will be filled with urgency and he'll lose all his usual goofiness. He can't imagine himself losing someone dear to him ever again.
Get ready for a lot of bone jokes. ๐
Jinbe ๐
In my humble opinion, Jinbe deserves more appreciation.
Not only is he wise and kind, he's emotionally intelligent.
I cannot imagine him ever yelling or shouting at you. Instead, if you're upset, he'll let you release your pent up anger and then give you a giant hug.
Falling into the water, you're the first he saves. Regardless if you know how to swim because he won't be able to calm his worried heart otherwise.
Your safety is far more important than his own. Pray for the fool who brought harm upon you as they will personally meet the old Jinbe.
Sometimes he'll talk about his past and regrets and when he realizes he's said too much, he'll apologize and say he didn't mean to ruin the mood.
If you ever wish to talk to him about your own sorrows, he'll always listen and give you some wisdom and physical comfort.
Your pain is his pain. He will carry all your burdens because he's more than strong enough to take them all..
On a lighter note, he is sooooo cuddly. You can't change my mind. He gives the best cuddles.
Yamato ๐น
It's almost a given he would be an amazing boyfriend, but let's talk about it.
Yamato can be overly affectionate, most likely from the absence of it from his entire childhood.
Still, he's probably very new to this than you, but he'll actively work hard be the best partner he can.
He'll always be strong and uphold to his rebellion against Kaidou, but sometimes you'll witness his strong smile falter. A side he'll only show to you because he trusts you deeply.
Yamato has an incredibly big heart, despite being raised by such a brutal father. In showing you love, he is still continuing to actively rebel against Kaidou's cruel teachings.
Get ready to live your days off the floor. Yamato loves to carry you around. Even if you protest, he'll laugh it off and even tease you for being shy.
He'll usually be the bigger spoon, but he secretly wishes to be the smaller spoon. His giant horns prevent him from doing so because he thinks he'll poke your eye out or something.
Don't worry, you'll never have to ever meet Kaidou. Yamato would never allow him to be yards near you. If you do happen to come across him, Yamato will quickly shield you from him.
And that's all for the Strawhats! Thank you for making it to end! I probably should have cut this into two parts, but aw well. ๐
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Robots /Virtual influencers thread ๐ค
Detroit becomes human ๐คgame about robots becoming human ๐ถ
Director David cage sun in Taurus Mrigashiras &๐ Pisces Revati. Rahu in โ Pisces Purva Bhadra & Ketu in Virgo Uttra phal. He let his children choose who will play conner between three actors.
Bryan Dechart plays conner and he was the face of the game. Asc Gemini Arda(?) In my opinion he is Sun Pisces Purva Bhadra -Moon libra Chitra Rahu Pisces Revati Ketu Virgo Hasta. His Amatya kara Saturn scorpion Jyestha. He was employed by the gov to search for rogue robots.
(Valorie Curry) Kara- โ Aquarius Dhanistha /Moon Pisces Uttarabhadra (Amatya kara) She was a mother in the game. Rahu Aries ashvini & Ketu libra Swati. she was a warrior.
Jesse Williams - Markus
โ in Leo Purvaphalgini ๐ Scorpion Anuradha. Rahu cancer pushy
Ketu capicorn Uttashadha. Using noon time for unknown time so his highest degree planet is Venus Virgo Chitra. Funny how he starts off helping an old man later becomes a leader rebelling.
Lil Miquela -Idk it she counts ๐คฅ
Sun- aries ashvini Moon in libra Vishakha
I think some people believe she was real. They would use a real person body and the face of Miquela. They also portray her as a social justice warrior๐๐๐.She is singer to 1#, cgi star
Bermuda "La IT girl" was a Trump support and hacked Miquela's account. She was label the most controversial robot influencer.
โ purva phalguni Leo / Moon is mrigashira gemini. Rahu hasta virgo & Ketu uttarbhadrapada.
Trevor Mcfedries was the creator behind the two social AI.
(With Sara Decou) ketu in Swati libra &Rahu Bharani aries. Sun in Anuradha Scorpio & Moon Rohini Taurus.
David Henson -(roboticist) known for Sophia (humanoid robot) Sun in sg mula & moon in ta krittika. Venus is his Atmakaraka and he enter his venus dasha in 2016. During the time he created Sophia who he designs after Audrey Hepburn, Queen Nefertiti, and his wife.
Sophia-social humanoid robot was used to promote ai rights. Sophia is the first robot to have citizenship to any country worldwide.
(Saudi Arabia) She was a model after Audrey Hepburn who has Bharani (โ). Sophia has Bharani moon and sun in dhanishthaโ
Mars (ak) vishakha โ
The creator John David washington Sun cancer pushya and mars Moon sag mula
Madeleine Yuna Voyles Leo purva p. Sun and Venus Moon sag mula
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