#''Fucking scary'' - My buddy

[starry-bi-sky]

i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes

all of these come from my DpxDC prompt "i am pushing the batdad agenda--" and it's corresponding additions in the reblogs ksdjlf.

i am. rotating them in my head. forever and always. personally i think there should be more batdad aus in dpxdc, their dynamic could be neat. :)

[asthecrowrambles]

IM GOING TO SEE QUEERPLATONIC BOYFRIEND AND MY FRIEND IN TWO DAYS WHAT THE FUCK. 😳😩💥💥💥💥💥

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Do you think Home and Bardaby would end up- if not friends than at least allies eventually in your fantasy au? I think it would be a real shame if Wally's best friend & his patron couldn't find some common ground. Maybe they could both keep an eye on Wally for each other? I know Home is literally Always There with him, but there are some human(puppet?) issues that an elder god just wouldn't really get. idk, I just think it's a bit of a shame that they don't get along, since Barnaby's the only other person besides Wally to actually interact with home in the original ARG.

oh no yeah! they do Eventually! it just takes a while and some work. Home in this au is pretty protective of Wally for Reasons, and it takes a lot to make them go "hey, you're chill. i like you". unfortunately Barn is also protective (not nearly to Home's extent but yk) so they naturally clash where they should get along

i have the full process In My Mind but essentially: Home, if given express permission, can "possess" Wally (put in quotes bc technically Wally is already possessed by them). this happens either when Wally wants a fucking break / is overwhelmed and wants Home to take the wheel (Wally's consciousness is kinda 'turned off' - it falls into a deep sleep!), or if Home does Wally a favor - they trade the favor for a set amount of possession time. because Home would like to have a body & make the decisions from time to time <3

during one of these "Home has the wheel" periods, i imagine that some shit goes down that forces Barnaby & Home to work together w/o a mediator. and during this time they're trying to get through this while keeping Wally's body relatively unharmed - Barnaby experiences a nice disconnect of "this is Wally but its also not Wally & its also a being i don't like very much bc its a dick-". but through the power for Forced Interaction, they realize that yeah, they have common ground, but they're also not too bad :]. catch Wally taking the wheel and being perplexed at how Barnaby is all "hey say hi to Home for me!" or asking for Home's opinion on things.

[the-punforgiven]

Finally got to spar again, I'm feelin good c:

[b0nelessdoodles]

started off the new year running a randomly generated dnd game and this bastard was something like a big bad and now he lives rent free in my brain

[fatcowboys]

frustrating how fucking. disabling. being disabled is rn. im tired

[rawliverandgoronspice]

oh no I stopped working for five minutes and remembered I love he...................... ;;

[glados-kisser]

MINECRAFT SMP SESSION SO FUCKING FUN TODAY. my character and his buddy went through it. I think they're normal again now though.

[cptnghoulowl]

Hi guys I'm back!

That new episode was adorable and DEFINITELY not the calm before the storm huh?!

ANYWAY POLL TIME

Yes, I finally decided to add Miri's mom after thinking about it for WAY TOO LONG.

Kazuki will hopefully get more votes this time (rip) because he has proven that he's just. Malewife.

Last times poll, as of the time of posting, has still not ended, but Rei is pulling FAR FAR ahead with no signs of stopping. Y'all really like this man huh. I respect it, but like seriously. He's so. So.

Idk I wanna throw him, he's funny and traumatised and I laugh when he makes fun of Kazuki and I feel no attraction to him whatsoever. I just think he needs a warm hug.

(...maybe it's the ace in me talking idk)

[carcarrot]

anyway im going to call the guy today and accept the job. wee hee

[anaalnathrakhs]

...i'm starting to wonder if i wasn't actually pretty often failed by the adults in my life as a young kid tbh.

[bosspigeon]

woke up still half-dreaming about TCM boys so now I've got a slightly firmer grasp of one of the newer ones so yeehaw uh some horny rambling below the cut

Kazu is getting a soft lad with a Pixar mom dump truck ass who is quiet and comes off as a lil bit shy but once he's comfortable very much is capable of being a Soft Dom with a keen focus on positive reinforcement over punishment (tho he will definitely consider it if his partner likes it <3)

had some nice little sleepy images of him calling Kazu a good boy while he rides him, promising him rewards if he behaves well during play, and capitalizing on how soft and cozy his body is compared to all that solid muscle if you catch my drift <3

[harrowharkwife]

this will either be the most inaccurate, shot-in-the-dark, completely nothing prediction I've ever made, or it'll be my most big-brained, apollo's-gift-of-prophecy, kissing-the-writers-on-the-mouths speculation yet, but i gotta place my bets before the speculation window closes, so:

calling it right now, i think Buck's gonna get blown up/be injured in an explosion at the very end of 6A/start of 6B, and that's what will lead to buddie canon. also this is how coma buck can still win

[ronnyraygun]

Uncle Plas should actively be used in batfam lore, imo.

[giantkillerjack]

Watching the Junji Ito Maniac episode "Mold", and as far as I can tell so far, it looks like it's based on the visceral terror of real life black mold taking over your house until you can afford to fix it or move

and frankly literally nothing else scary needs to happen this is the scariest story he's ever written

[rosicheeks]

Think you'll still want to whimper when I have the tip of a crop running up and down your pussy, think how much that will hurt if I slap that crop nice and hard on your delicate little slit.

…….. what the fuck is a crop?