#( text: remy )

[eli-ryu]

text || remy & eli

eli: DARLING

eli: I did the thing.

[florida3exclamationpoints]

House MD + text posts pt. 11/?

[nochiquinn]

x-men 97 text posts

[starsforlimbs]

[oldmanffucker]

[dollarstorefern]

part 3 of the house text posts because they’re so fun to make

the taub one just felt right with that picture. idk. don’t ask.

anyways, it’s so silly depict the horrors these guys go through in text post form!!! yippee!!!

[overh0l]

what about you; mon ami

[sun-snatcher]

Hey!! Just wondering if you do headcanons? If so can we get some hcs from We Lucky Few about Deadpool and the Gang™ being a domestic happy family 🥲🥲

#WELUCKYFEW | Headcanons galore !

i. —— THE FIRST DAY IN A NEW UNIVERSE means Wade has to break it to Blind Al that there’s gonna be 3 more strays that’ll be staying over at the apartment for a while (in tragic addition to Mary Puppin’s and Logan).

The old lady agrees (very vehemently disagreed, actually, but she knows Wade already made up his mind) only because she’d hoped he meant stray cats this time, to which she’d been disappointed with: “Say hello to Logan’s hispanic feral cat-daughter, your local homeless war veteran with a PhD and a dash of PTSD, and Amateur David Blaine—! But if he was born in the South.”

Regardless. It’s only, like, for 2 weeks! As long as they don’t touch her cocaine. Anywho, Vanessa’s already pulling strings to get you and Remy an apartment; Laura’s first instinct was to seek out the Professor and Logan’s… a drifter. Vagrancy is nothing new to him. He’ll figure his things out one way or another.

ii. —— GROCERIES COST TENFOLD during the time everyone was still crammed in that little house. Dogpool is in the trolley seat having a good time. Wade and Laura stock up on junk food and Logan’s dumped an armful of canned goods that “will actually last for the fuckin’ week.”; Meanwhile Gambit’s been banished to trolley-pushing ever since he’d admitted to stealing Skittles, M&M’s and small tidbits from the candy aisle without anyone noticing.

And you— well, you were on breakfast duty, which means bread, jams, cereals; but it’s all just a tad bit overwhelming. I mean, why is there a need for this many flavours? You can’t remember the last time you had much of a choice when it came to food since the war.

(It’s Wade who finds you. He gets it; 10 years serving Canadian military/the JTF2 means he’s seen just about every other middle-eastern country that’s a battleground— And then suddenly he’s discharged and thrown into civilian life with zero assimilation and the expectation of exercising autonomy after living his whole life under orders and the threat of damn a bullet in his head. So. Yeah, he gets why you kinda just… Blank out.)

“You can roulette it,” Wade advices. “Or pick one with your favourite colour. That’s how I did it my first few years out. Just don’t even fucking think of picking Special K or I’ll prune your ass back to the Void mys—”

iii. —— MOVIE NIGHTS ARE ON FRIDAYS. That means Gambit’s on permanent popcorn duty ever since Laura accidentally destroyed the microwave (she insists it’s Logan but the 2 holes say otherwise). And by popcorn duty I mean: having Remy shake the bag and generate enough kinetic energy to heat and pop the kernels. “Mais, if it works, it works, mes amis.”

iv. —— EVERYONE ROTATES TAKING Dogpool out on a walk. Remy uses the opportunity to have you tag along and tell him about New York when really he just likes spending time with you.

Logan has to be convinced to walk her; though he usually relents because it puts his mind to work and it helps that he can map out the city again. Sometimes Laura joins him, too. If she’s lucky, she’ll hear an X-Men story or two when Logan’s feeling particularly nostalgic. (Half of them are him shitting on Scott, but hey, she’ll take what she can get.)

v. —— LOGAN DOESN’T SLEEP. Can’t is a better way to put it, and neither can you and Remy at times; you figure maybe it’s because everything feels a little too.. fine.

Almost perfect. Too good to be true. Logan always loses all that’s close to him and as much as he hates to admit it: all of you are beginning to matter. Family, dare he even think. And it terrifies the absolute shit out of him.

Meanwhile, you get night terrors, and you’ve already alarmed everybody approximately five times now (Closing your eyes now means facing an apocalyptic warzone and the weight of life and death. You don’t talk about it. Everybody knows not to ask) so sleep is just an option to you if you could help it.

Remy stays up just out of pure habit. They used to alternate shifts back in the Void (which was why he sometimes caught Laura wide awake in the kitchen at weird hours of the night, too) because the Hideout became too vulnerable with their dwindling numbers. Losing Daredevil had been the catalyst.

Fortunately, sleep still does happen: You’re curled in the loveseat with Gambit’s coat over you as a makeshift blanket— you must’ve lighted out first. Remy and Logan are dead asleep on the ratty, squeaky couch; Laura half-melted beside them, legs hanging off the pleated sofa arms with Dogpool asleep in her arms. Love Island drones from the outdated home TV.

vi. —— WADE TAKES A SELFIE when he catches the scene.

He’s used it as the icon of the groupchat he created (lovingly titled: LIMBO LOSERS CLUB!) once he made sure everyone got some means of communication for when they moved out.

Not that Logan will ever use it.

Or Blind Al— “I mean, she doesn’t even text Wade, why is she in the chat?”

[bruciemilf]

Dick Grayson 🤝 Gambit

“I love my gf so FUCKING much”

[insextras]

Finding out that gambit has a psionic charm ability that lets him basically talk his way out of situations is especially funny considering he nearly fooled shadow king with it (shadow king possibly being stronger than Charles as a telepath)

[eli-ryu]

text || Remy & Eli

Eli: Darling do you need anything?

Eli: Ice?

Eli: A bodyguard?

Eli: me to track down someone and make them wish they were never born?

[twin-disaster-tutel-brainrot]

me: hey what if there was AU where instead of saving Leo from the prison dimension Mikey accidentally made a portal to the future and saved future Leo instead?

one hand slip later: oh.

anyways I made a peepaw AU!!! I'm so nervous to post this haha~ but I know that if I don't post this right now I'll just shelve this project forever until I lose interest or forget the plot.

I'm naming this project "Size Upgrade AU"

Next (soon) edit: discontinued, my rottmnt hyperfixation ended

[greghatecrimes]

camteen my tragic beloveds

[zoerocksand1]

i've been in love with most versions of Gambit since i was but a small baby child

i still to this day include Elektra in my marvel movie marathons

as well as the Fantastic Four duology, where Johnny is my favorite in the family

and looking back on it i've always had an appreciation for Pyro, who deserved so much

and Wolverine has been one of my go-to fictional father figures for as long as i can remember

and now i get all of them in one movie

collecting these guys like they're infinity stones, and this movie is my fucking infinity gauntlet lemme tell you that

:')

[bisexual-dumpster-fire]

[cr33p5]

i can’t believe we got a canon remile interaction before gta 6

my honest to god reaction:

(yes ik it’s not TECHNICALLY picani but i don’t care)