#(( whatever

[jointcontent]

the idea that phil was like hey dan why don’t you bend over and show your bussy in the middle of this active road and dan was like fantastic idea while we’re at it you should mount the canon and i’ll frame it so it looks like your massive fucking cock because it’s the tit tour baby and you might as well pronounce the L in salmon because nothing fucking matters anymore

[harpoonsnotspoons]

They'd be so horrible together it's funny as hell

[operationandre]

hot take: andre kriegman is a little spoon. he will never let anyone know about it except for cal and his mom. when he was little and had nightmares, his mom used to hold him until he calmed down. now, he lays with cal's arms wrapped around him, though this time there is no cause for this embrace like nightmares or fear, just the love the boys have for one another.

[mentallyillforyhk]

Inspired by my previous reblog about YJH's priest collar. Guys, have you ever thought why YJH waited for KDJ on the bridge for exact 3 days? I mean it's the "psychopath regressor" YJH we're talking about who was rushing through the scenarios as soon as they started destroying almost everything on his way. And that YJH waiting for some random annoying dude who claims to be a prophet and whom he dropped into the mouth of a sea creature with zero hesitation cuz he might become a threat in future...? Since Star Stream is a world of stories could it be a reference to Jonah from the Book of Jonah (old testament of the Bible)...? Jonah was a prophet and was thrown into the mouth of a giant fish at HIS request and came out of its stomach after 3 days and 3 nights. So after 3 days YJH assumes KDJ's dead and moves on and by coming out on the 4th day KDJ proves that he's not actually a prophet...?

[virginwithasthma]

Being asexual or aromantic is like being color blind in world filled with people who see and enjoy color.

Yeah we know in theory color exists, but we'll never know it personally the way color seeing people do.

[liesmyth]

[orpheuslament]

i think what hurts the most is that yeah some people might love me but they dont like me. yknow

[princess-pine-cone]

Meanwhile on the TARDIS yatch Doctor: *Raises a glass* To our new yakt! Rose: The 'C' is silent Doctor: *Staring out at horizon* yes it's very tranquil, you're right Rose:

[alouistrancy]

tarnma doodle because im gonna go to the cinemas and see the new tf1 movie..

🦭🦭 "never ever getting rid of me" is such a good song for them both..

[heartinmyphan]

dan and phil made me gay and all i got was an unrealistic expectation for love

[kiochisato]

BRO EVEN A CHILD KNOWS HOW TO COOK

⋆𐙚₊　ⵧ　ei / raiden shogun icons　☆ ⵧ　for @c-ndemned ! ╳﹐prompt 3 : character who can't cook ♡　rb & cr to use　...⠀click me !

[teeglass]

i can b yuor angle🕊️🙏 or yuor devil🫦👹🍷

girl help

[polengl-blog]

Ultimately, the question is:

Does staying serve your well-being, or is it just delaying your peace?

[leafatlaw]

Still thinking about rolan, rand, and kian trying to run away at the beginning of bitb. It very much relieves them of any of the guilt from any stupid shit they did later- because, they did what they were supposed. They tried to leave when horror stuff started happening. They did what they were supposed to and still they died.

[sillylotrpolls]

Before voting, spin the wheel and get a Lord of the Rings character.

Not sure who your character is? You can look them up on this Tolkien Gateway character list, or just vote based on vibes.

For the purposes of the game, assume your vote is not "LaCE compliant." (That is, fucking an elf does not instantly mean marriage or death for that elf.)

Poll concept from @pollsnatural.

[edlucavalden]

Learning to eat with your hands.