#(kids are delusional)

[isolabellz]

in another life

[hesbianyaoi]

thank goodness for bsd wan and the existence of teacher dazai. where would i be without you

based on a real-life conversation that happened with me and my students when i was a kindergarten teacher. very small children are some of the most ruthless and funny people i've ever met. it's an absolutely lawless land in the classroom (they were very sweet though!)

[3rachaslut]

kinks i think skz would have (pt. 1)

warnings: smut MINORS DNI!! read sub headers for warnings ig?

(some include: degrading, slapping, dumbification) let me know if i’ve missed anything xx

youtiful was playing whilst i wrote this lol help

part 2, part 3

chan — mirror sex

because seeing you underneath him breathless and begging for more isn’t enough, he needs to see ALLLL of you all at once

would grab your hair whilst telling you to look at yourself, his “beautiful girl”

NECK KISSES. OMG SO MANY NECK KISSES

“most gorgeous girl in the world aren’t you baby?” he would make you agree by rutting quicker into you when you mewl a yes

grabbing your thighs, ass, tits. pretty much groping you all over

lee know — breathe play

no because he’s actually OBSESSED with watching your eyes roll back into your head from bliss

he’s so degrading with his words too?! “pathetic little slut gone all dumb on my cock?”, “be quiet whore” etc

would ask you if you want to breathe but would just laugh at you when you choke out “yes sir” like haha you actually thought?

FACE. SLAPPING.

would let go of your throat for like 3 seconds just to hear you gasp for breath and then his hand is around your neck AGAIN damn

“only good girls get to breathe baby”

changbin — gagging

would deadass SHOVE your head down onto his cock just to hear you choke on it, you’re heaving and everything

oml the amount of spit falling down your chin and onto your thighs is CRAZY

“fuck yesss baby girl. such a good girl taking my cock. shit-” whilst you’re literally suffocating on his dick

yanks at your hair, tugging you off him just to force you to look up at him with mascara running down your face and bloodshot eyes

he will NOT stop rutting his hips tryna get his cock further down your throat even though it’s allllll the way in man?

“love seeing you this much of a mess doll. fuck-”

hyunjin — breeding

i swear you and hyunjin have the most beautiful, loving sex ever !!!

like, he will cup your face with both hands whilst planting kisses everywhere on your face and calling you beautiful names

“my angel, you’re so pretty”

will practically BEG you to let him come inside you. “just wanna feel you around me baby”

WHIMPERING HYUNE FR

would tuck your hair behind your ears so the sweat on your forehead doesn’t make it stick to you :’(

“you’re just too beautiful sweetheart, please let me come inside your pretty little pussy?”

jisung — squirting

literally the most pussy drunk member of the group?!

as in, he would quite happily eat you out for hours but his FAVOURITE sight is you squirting (like, he’s actually obsessed)

literally BEGS for you squirt on his face because he wants to “taste you”

his chin would be such a mess from being allllll over your pussy but he’s the happiest he’s ever been seeing you moan uncontrollably from his fingers inside you

“want you to squirt all over my fingers baby, that’s it, thereeee you go”

KISSES KISSES KISSES EVERYWHERE

felix — dress up

you wanna rile felix up? wear a maid outfit and watch that guy FOLD

would deadass blush so hard when you ask him if you look pretty like duh, the man has a tent in his pants?

“did you dress up for me baby?”

SO MANY COMPLIMENTS !!

“you look incredible baby girl, can i touch you?” and how could you say no when he asked so politely aww :’(

“you drive me crazy y/n wow”

seungmin — orgasm control

he. is. filthy. with his dirty talk and loves degrading you whilst edging you over and over again omg

would actually laugh in your face when you beg him to let you cum

“who says i will even let you cum tonight baby? bad girls don’t get to cum do they?”

the way he speaks to you like he would speak to an actual dog gets you HORNY. “do you think you deserve to cum doll? have you been a good puppy? i don’t think you have”

and on the nights he would let you cum, he would force you to do it over and over again whilst laughing at your pleas because your pussy is RAW

“isn’t this what you wanted pup?”

jeongin — voyeurism

no because innie loves NOTHING more than to watch you pleasure yourself oml

like, you’d forbid him from touching himself just to see him get so worked up from the scene in front of him and he’s such a whimpering MESS omg

“please please let me touch myself baby, your pussy is so pretty”

SO. WHINEY. !!

like, he’s practically on the verge of tears from being so horny and not being able to touch his cock :(

when you finally let him touch himself over you, he would thank god and omg his whimpers when he comes are so subby omg omg omg

[visenyaism]

the thing about rhaenyra and those kids is that women exercising basic sexual autonomy is the bedrock of any just and equitable society. AND also scamming is funny. how could you not applaud her velaryon disinformation campaign

[swagginmun]

Sorry you feel that way.

[ Was meant to be after this post ]

[tojisprettywife]

before i log off and get to bed, just a little something which was floating in my consciousness. back again, with loving husband! toji and your baby boy megumi. saw a baby at the mall today, and got inspo 🫡.

i just know megumi’s first word is ‘mama’ not bc you taught him, not bc toji taught him. the reason is prior to even megumi being born, ever since you were conceived with him, someone has been calling you ‘mama’. lovingly pressing soft kisses to your flat lower abdomen to your swollen belly, the childlike excitement in his eyes, each time he accompanies you to ultrasound appointments, till now; one person who called you ‘mama’ is, the tall beefy man, toji. over the course of 3 trimesters, your baby has been hearing this through the womb, but now? he’s been hearing it for the past 8 months. is that a surprise now? megumi’s first word being ‘mama’?

(i wrote this in a hurry, hopefully it makes sense T_T)

[christronomy]

chan being the type of bf to shush you softly and say "i know, my love, i know," when you whine desperately, a signal to him that you're so close. his voice is so soft and sweet that it tips you over the edge and makes your orgasm hit much sooner than you expected. and he's so good at coaching you through it. he praises you for doing so well for him, soft, raspy moans escaping his own lips as he speaks because of the way your cunt gushes and pulsates around him. "that's it, pretty baby, cum on my cock just like that, so good." and he will chuckle so softly in between moans. he just loves seeing you like this, all sweaty, your face flushed a bright pink, so fucked out under him, mostly because of the way he's talking. he knows the effect his words have on you, no matter how simple they may be. how is he able to make words sound so sweet yet so filthy at the same time? the only thing on your mind (and honestly the only thing that really exists to you at this moment) is just him. and there's nothing that makes him cum harder than the fact that only he makes you this way, cause only he knows how to. and the fact that only he gets to cum inside you when you're like this cause you trust him that much is just a bonus and really it just fuels his breeding/creampie kink tbh!

[nerdpoe]

Danny needs help. Danny needs the Ancient of Justice.

Only one small problem; there isn't one.

Or at least, there isn't one yet.

The previous Ancient of Justice had been Pariah Dark, and after seeing so many injustices he had gone mad, and sought to fix the Infinite Realms through force.

But Clockwork assures Danny that there's an Ancient of Justice in the works, he's just still mortal at the moment.

Danny...really can't wait for the guy to die to ask for assistance. The Demons only deal in absolutes, and he needs someone like the Ancient of Justice on his side to help him with the weird double speak they insist on using.

Otherwise, they'll bamboozle him into more territory and displace more ghosts.

So he hunts the not-an-Ancient yet down.

Which is how Batman finds himself being stared down by a teenager with vividly glowing green eyes.

"Listen up, you're gonna be a God when you die and I need you to cash in those God Powers early; demons are getting uppity and they keep talking circles. I need you to make them listen."

The kid has black hair, is too skinny, his clothes are scuffed and dirty, and is clearly living in a vivid fantasy to escape from his harsh reality of being homeless.

The eyes speak of a clear Lazarus Contamination, and the stance speaks of someone who is trained to fight.

So he asks the only thing he can think to.

"...Are you hungry?"

[suja-janee]

Your style is sooo good. Love your bireena drawings!

I’m totally brain rotting over them rn I can’t control it 😭

[marzipanandminutiae]

“I want gay things to happen to me now” I say, sitting at home being an unpleasant harridan with weird interests and very specific romantic tastes and life goals not common among my preferred dating demographic

[ilynpilled]

i actually dont know where the “jaime thinks hes nothing compared to arthur” idea in terms of stick swinging comes from because i think this is the one area where his tendency to dickride him is outdone by unadulterated arrogance

[dailycupofcreativitea]

Gohan wasn't in the trailer for DB Daima so I had to draw him in myself 🙄

[lunar-wandering]

...

do i even gotta say it

[gh0st-t0wn3]

This is one of the dumbest things I've ever made, but I heard the audio and had to do it

[asleep-kat]

Happy ( late ) new years!!! Here's shadowpeach that is also technically my first ever art in 2024

[naturecalls111]

Me, consuming any other media ever: how can I make this about zosan