My string! My string! You're back! My string!
ヒモちゃん! ヒモちゃん! おかえり!ヒモちゃん!
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batman and catwoman have a primal kink thing going on so when she commits a crime and he chases her it's fine, it goes against his supposed motivation (stopping things like what happened to his parents) but I forgive him, it's CLEARLY a sex thing. but when any other superhero of that calibre troubles themselves with her it's just like. seriously?? a JEWEL thief?? aren't earthquakes happening right now, somewhere, at this very second, superman? is this really the best target for your brainwashing powers, zatanna? how about we leave that shit to actual law enforcement and focus on supervillains beyond their scope, natural disaster relief, minimising systemic issues, and preventable violence?
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The Career-driven Emancipated Woman Can Barely Boil Water trope is extremely sexist and white feminist. I've been waiting thirty years for feminism to move past this classist girlboss bullshit and I'm clean out of patience. Even aside from the gross devaluing of traditional female labour, grown-ass adults should be able to feed themselves and their families regardless of gender. If you're abled and have had the resources to learn basic life skills but you've elected not to because you think you can always pay people to take care of your ass, you're a privileged nitwit who's trying to weaponize incompetence.
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Jinx would be the type to marry at least 6 times before she's 40. With each marriage and subsequent dicroce/widowhood (you can guess the ratio) it's always someone even higher in status. I'd say for a while she'd even count as a princess for a minor kingdom at some point (visiting dignitary, and the royal family denies everything).
I'd say Jinx's on good terms with all her living exes at least. She probably remarried some of them for the hell of it.
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superman/batman secret files & origins 2003
[ID: two of the same photos of Talia al Ghul being a girlboss and committing counterfeit. She's shown from a very high angle as she stares up at the viewer. Her brown hair swoops over one of her brown eyes as she wears dark maroon lipstick and has one of her arched eyebrows raised up. She's holding up a one dollar bill at us but the president has been replaced with a drawing of her father, Ra's al Ghul. She's wearing light purple gloves and a red blouse with matching shoes and black jeans. In the left photo she's against a transparent background and in the second, she's standing in President Lex Luthor's office and is surrounded by stacks of (possibly forged) money. END ID]
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Go-to show-off dish?
Hypothetically, let's say you've got a friend (with no food difficulties that are different than yours) coming to visit you at your HOME for the first time and from a ways away. And your home is CLEAN and you feel GOOD about it.
And you're cooking. Doesn't need to be fancy or expensive, just you'll need to eat and talk for a bit and then do whatever maybe go for a walk or something, but of course you want to show them a good time and have them enjoy dinner.
What meal are you cooking?
To rephrase, what dish have you made enough that you're confident it'll be pretty good and you can maybe show off a bit?
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Did y'all know you can boop yourself?
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so i think i'm going on a very small semi - hiatus as i think about maybe condensing my characters ( canons included ) to one blog + work on moving things over in case i do that. replies & plotting messages i owe will still happen, but i think my current dash / drafts / etc are giving me sensory overload a bit so i'm like... going to work on figuring that out.
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