#(oh god what have I done)

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

I’ve seen fings youwu peowple wouldn’t bewieve.

Attack ships on fiwwe off da shouwdeww of Owwion.

I watched boops gwitteww in da dawwk neaww da Catgiwwl Gate.

Aww dese moments wiww be wost wike teawws in da wain.

Time to boop. UwU

[cizzyart]

My contribution to the Cursed Cat Alastor fandom

He is just a ✨️SLINKY✨️ boy

[lookforsomeoneelse]

sahsrau and the ways in which the game’s story changes pt. 1: Sigonia-IV

aventurine’s story made me sad. maybe this is my way of coping. got aventurine’s sister’s name from someone who talked about her on this app. also i’m making a lot of assumptions about how it went down, but there were roughly 10,000 avgins that were involved. also apparently the avgins are based on romani culture and I have no idea about that either soooooooooo cw for blood and severed limbs. and maybe gore. and definitely mentions of death. and probably my ignorance too.

Ecclesiastes 4:1-3

Again I looked and saw all the oppression that was taking place under the sun: I saw the tears of the oppressed-- and they have no comforter; power was on the side of their oppressors-- and they have no comforter. And I declared that the dead, who had already died, are happier than the living, who are still alive. But better than both is he who has not yet been, who has not seen the evil that is done under the sun.

Kezia knew she was going to die. It wasn’t the greatest way to go down at the hands of the bloodthirsty Katicans, but what was honorable about it was that she would meet her end in the rain.

“Kakavasha must have escaped by now,” she thought to herself, “and he will survive.” Kezia held faith in her brother and in the Mother Goddess, Gaiathra Triclops, the one whom she served.

It was now time for the festival- and so she tossed her Knot into the bonfire as a sort of goodbye to this cruel life she had lived in, and lamented on her brother’s fate- he will go through many hardships and sufferings, but she knows that the blessing of Fenge Biyos will remain with him all throughout his journey.

It was a shame she’ll never get to see him again.

She regrets not saying more before their departure.

She had heard that some of the other bastard clans had made a deal with the Interastral Peace Corporation- the people who had promised to protect them on this very day- to make sure that they were all wiped out.

She held her makeshift club in her shaky hands. She didn’t want to die. Not like this. She had wanted to get married and have a family of her own.

And, for the first time in her life, her faith cracked like a shattered mirror.

The Mother Goddess had always let her down-

When Dad fell into the quicksand,

When Mother was caught and slaughtered like an animal,

And now, while she was facing down death.

She remembers one of the workers that came during that first day- praising the Aeon of Guidance and all their works-

And so, under her breath, unsure of how to do it, she prayed for her safety, she prayed for her survival, and most of all, she prayed for the opportunity to see her dearest brother once again.

As the sky wept for the fate of her people, the Katicans arrived, howling laughter emerging from within the storm.

do not worry child

Finding the sudden strength within her, she let out a roar.

i shall be forever with you

Her club slammed into the skull of a Katican, pulverizing it into a bloody mess.

i shall give you strength

Another near her tried to avenge his fallen comrade, and she cratered their face, producing a sickening squelch.

and when you are trapped in the darkness

She didn’t count. How many had fallen at her hands? 100? 500? 1,000? 5,000? All she knew was that the sky wept blood.

i shall bring you into the light

All around her there were the corpses of Katicans, Not a drop of her blood was shed, and nothing to threaten her in her vicinity. She looked down at her hands. Red. Her hands were red, stained with the crimson of those who had tried to end her life.

Kezia wept tears of joy.

“The Avgin always return back their blood debts,” she had remembered saying to her little brother.

It looks like they had a new debt to pay.

(A/N: I have no idea what the hell I just made. I have no beta reader, so there’s that I guess. I don’t have a structure either. I just made stuff up and used the wiki for reference.)

[starkittnd93]

Okay so uhhhhhhh funny story!

I doodled this when I just started playing the game without thinking much of it, but decided to wait until I’ve beat the game first before posting any art for it.

Now that I have context, though… C’:

[feralmoonlight]

Already showed @xnanosilverx so I am ok posting this lil wip too now but

What if Vampire Eclipse bringing you food... and asking to be invited in for a bite as well >w>

[dinogoofymutated]

cables got that lesbian haircut 💯

[waywardsou2]

I don't like women

HOWEVER

Laura Kinney is one of the most beautiful girls I have ever seen and I wouldn't hesitate to be the best version of myself for her

Dare I say I would be a gentlman

Taking her out on date, holding doors for her, helping her carry things, paying for meals and nicknacks she wanted to buy at the gas station.

I would make her feel like the queen she is.

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk

(read tags)

[theyhavetakenovermylife]

I was bored, and now I think I've added a branch to the Turtle Verse.

When you master the art of stealth along with the Force.

Don't show this to Leo, oh dear

Order 66 ain't got nothing on these bois

[disguisedmermaid]

tell me, do you like ponytails? 🙈

[quarter-lif3crisis]

Jujutsu Kaisen (2020)

[an1muuarts]

buff ethan

buff eef

beef

[humanname2]

@royalbabble I'm so sorry.

[thespiancaspian]

"he's bustin it down sexual style"

[4me2knowandyou2wonder]

So earlier today my brain created some pretty fucked up shit.

So I went to write the DARKEST headcanon/Drabble I’ve ever considered even trying to make happen… And it’s nearly done, so I checked the word count and it’s almost 3k…

But it’s written like a Drabble not a fic. So it jumps everywhere and through perspectives and is completely inconsistent.

Oh god.

Worst part? Dudes it might be too dark to post?? I really don’t know where the line is here. I would most definitely need a beta. Um. Yeah so that’s what I did today.

The idea basically was:

Tw//suicidal ideation (kinda?), also includes: miscommunications, and OP’s blatant misunderstanding of canon events, and a touch of soapghost as a treat.

Ever since the beginning of ghosts time as ghost he’s had an agreement with the shepherd that if he’s ever ordered on a six month leave that that is a code that the military is down with him and now he is ordered to go home and make sure Simon Riley stays as a dead man. If you’re picking up what Im putting down.

So after Shepard is ousted from power captain price is given Ghost-secret-identity-duty. Except, Captain Price isn’t informed of the code. Only ghost and Sheppard ever really knew about it.

So price orders ghost on six months of leave without knowing that he just ordered Ghost to go kill himself and now I’ve got a 3K fic/Drabble of miscommunication of ghost not wanting to kill himself but being ordered to by a man he thought he could trust.

Currently It ends before ghost goes on leave in a feral confession about what he’s about to do (spurred on by feelings for soap) which of course reveals ghost’s perspective to price. And I plan to deescalate from there but i havnt yet (So the ending needs a lot of help.)

I haven’t written anything real in like a year so it probably sucks but my god did I write it.

I don’t really know where to go from here. Maybe it can just die in my drafts, but if someone wants to beta that hell of a Drabble, I think I’d let you. Anyway. Wild stuff.

[flurr-fields]

Hot take: Devastatingly one sided ships are hilarious! (delulu x10000)

[kingdomrosey]