#(reluctantly)

[violent138]

Damian: "Red Hood has a pretty severe concussion. What do I do?"

Tim: "Extraction's still ten minutes out, just keep him talking."

Damian, urgently pressing the comm: "I don't want to talk to him, he's even more insufferable than usual."

Jason, lying on the ground, eyes closed: "That's funny Junior, because head trauma's the only thing that makes you bearable."

Damian, to Tim: "I'm leaving. It won't be the first time we've had a closed casket."

Tim, groaning disgustedly: "Robin--ugh, seriously, just stay there and keep him awake."

Damian, seething even more when he sees Jason's smirk: "Fine."

Jason, cracking open one eye: "Aww, are you concerned about me?"

Damian: "Shut up. The only thing I'm concerned about is our family's reputation after your public wipeout on that stupid motorcycle."

Jason:

Damian: "Are you still awake?" *kicks him* "Todd?"

Jason, grinning: "You said our family."

Damian, furious: "I didn't. You've lost more brain cells than you could afford."

Jason: "Wait 'till Tim hears, I think he'll want a group hug. Bruce is probably going to get emotionally constipated. Dickie would probably cry--"

Damian, panicking as he hears the Batmobile get closer: "Stop. Do not tell him--"

Jason: "You better erase every single fucking video of me crashing then."

Damian: "You have a deal."

[nikolaidelphiki]

Some Facts about Kay Faraday:

I love her

[iodotsys]

So. Remember those ZaDR pictures some of the ETF artists did that were floating around?

Yep. Redraw.

Have seme Zim and uke Dib everyone.

Here's the ref:

https://www.tumblr.com/darklilythe-dark/185819174695/darklilythe-dark-so-apparently-this-happened

compilation of this uh. stuff

[jaytboard]

“Each person should do as he has decided in his heart — not reluctantly or out of compulsion, since God loves a cheerful giver.”

‭‭2 Corinthians‬ ‭9‬:‭7‬

[cheezy-str33t]

drawing

[self-spaghettification]

don’t ask

[salad-o-malley]

I had made these like fuckass omegaverse inspired ocs back in 2021 and I decided to remake them for shits and giggles

sometimes I can’t tell if I’m doing this shit unironically anymore

anyways uhhhaheheheee we’ve got Kalon (blue/purple shirt) and Becca (green shirt)

[valoale]

Can I just stay in bed all day with my dog I don’t want to go out today

[alspacedout]

LESBIAN4HOBIEBROWN 

[proheromidoriyashouto]

atsv au where captain stacy shoots gwen the second time he raises his gun and miguel and jess are just a second too late to stop him and they whisk her away to get medical help in 2099 and miguel imprints on the dying girl in his arms as he tries and succeeds carrying her away into a new life redeeming his past failure and gaining a daughter all in one fell swoop. another easy adventure as spiderman.

[ultimate-word-tournament]

Ultimate Word Tournament!

glycolysis (English, Biology Dialect) [glaɪˈkɒləsɪs] the breakdown of glucose by enzymes, releasing energy and pyruvic acid

reluctantly (English) [ɹɪˈlʌktəntli] unwillingly; hesitantly.

[cuntyglam]

if zoro is kendrick sanji is drake.

sanji is the drake to zoro’s kendrick.

zoro is kendrick coded and sanji is drake pilled.

[ssreeder]

sreedieeeee

am I up to date with itf?? ABSOLUTELY not. it feels like a worse betrayal than the divorce but alas, such is life. I just wanted to update you that I went to spain for a week and my pasty ass didn’t get sunburnt Once and I need you to be proud of me :D

anyway love you to bits and pieces (like your lightbulbs after I’ve smashed them all ;3)

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU FOR NOT BURNING YOUR PASTY ASS!!!!!

but also pissed because like where the fuck was my invite?? I wanna spain too. Also idc that you’re not caught up on liab,,, some of my very best mutual don’t read liab right now and I still lub them (just to be clear I love the people who are reading more but that’s ok you’re fine)

in the most cabbage man way possible:

my lightbulbsssssss!!!!

[fooltofancy]

have unfortunately decided that i like tanking.

[theadventuregalley]

I will not do it again

Art from August last year

[scaragnosis]

AU where Venti gaslights Scaramouche into having a higher self esteem

- Venti absolutely finds is hilarious the ELECTRO archon’s puppet/son/creation/etc ended up with an ANEMO vision and immediately abandons his work as a bard in favour of hunting down the traveler to see how on Earth it went down.

- Once he finds out he decides to become something of a wanderer himself, actively seeking out trouble so that Scara has to jump in and save him from “certain doom”

-He plays this game for a long while, all in the name of convincing the Wanderer himself to realise his strength and hone his abilities in the name of helping others, and realising doing so feels good.

-Although he acts like a silly, irresponsible drunkard, he is actually surprisingly manipulative and highly capable.

- The Wanderer still believes himself unworthy somehow and misinterprets the granting of a vision as an UNWELCOME sign from the gods that he should put his combat prowess to good use in vanquishing monsters like he once was.

-Feeling like for once he and the heavens agree on something, he concedes, hence saving Venti from fungi on the daily.

-The Traveler watches this whole thing go down in awe, knowing Scara can likely recognise divinity, having been born from a god himself.

-The Wanderer has known from the moment their eyes met that he is being haunted by the irritating presence of the Anemo Archon.

-The Traveler thinks it’s his own way of showing he cares for Venti’s feelings, not wanting to disappoint him when his efforts to cheer him up fail.

-I like to think half of Teyvat knows Ei’s first puppet is being gaslit by the Anemo Archon by the time he ‘works it out.’ Which is quite a feat considering no one remembers him.

-They’d be reluctant friends. Venti would taunt the Wanderer into oblivion. He would bite his tongue in exchange for anecdotal tales of the Electro Archon doing something unfavourable.

-“I have no use for such insolent folly as your words, Barbatos.”

-“Neither did Ei back in ‘81”

-“I’m listening.”

-If Anemo is the element that symbolises freedom then the boys are using their ‘freedom’ as the freedom to wreak havoc.