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[devilledminion]

What is the key to enjoying life? (x)

[stealingpotatoes]

happy neil banging out the tunes day to everyone who celebrates

[seven-oh-four]

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

[trans-seraphim]

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

[texaschainsawmascara]

Mona Lisa cat nest 😭

[peanut-jelly]

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

[deanwasalwaysbi]

This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

[sanscest69]

I just realized that many many people have jobs

Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???

[thestuffedalligator]

[koobiie]

i feel strongly about this

[neurobivergent]

Stab a politician day!!!!

[stealingpotatoes]

it’s eunuch Tucker’s adoptiversary and defacto birthday today <3

[codecicle-archive]

MY FAVORITE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS' PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE!!!!

[stars-and-birds]

shipping characters who are just friends in canon is more than okay but what’s annoying is when people take screenshots of them touching and say “friends don’t do that!”. i hate to break it to you but friends do hug and hold hands and cuddle. saying ‘friends don’t do that’ is reenforcing the idea that physical touch is reserved for lovers

[seven-oh-four]

) <- super parenthesis. reblog to close all parentheticals you opened and forgot to close in your life and return to equilibrium