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[devilledminion]

What is the key to enjoying life? (x)

[seven-oh-four]

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

[trans-seraphim]

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

[stealingpotatoes]

happy neil banging out the tunes day to everyone who celebrates

[texaschainsawmascara]

Mona Lisa cat nest 😭

[emilem-forevermore]

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

[deanwasalwaysbi]

This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

[coelii]

how my wife and I communicate when we miss each other

[thestuffedalligator]

[koobiie]

i feel strongly about this

[neurobivergent]

Stab a politician day!!!!

[codecicle-archive]

MY FAVORITE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS' PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE!!!!

[seven-oh-four]

) <- super parenthesis. reblog to close all parentheticals you opened and forgot to close in your life and return to equilibrium

[stealingpotatoes]

it’s eunuch Tucker’s adoptiversary and defacto birthday today <3

[crowcrate]

Kinda wanna do more characters in this style it’s so silly and fun

Edit: And i did :)

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[beguilingcorpse]