#*35k

[devilledminion]

What is the key to enjoying life? (x)

[seven-oh-four]

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

[userirvingb]

[sapphicides]

the women of america were once promised that butch dykes would be lurking in all corners of society, ready to corrupt our minds and turn us all gay. what ever happened to that. where are the butches uncle sam.

[transbeeduo]

65K Note C!Crunch

[badass-space-fish]

No shade to the stuff that’s currently trending at this very moment or the people posting the things. But. Today is an anniversary of a variety of major world events and NONE of them are trending.

For those who are unaware:

It’s literally autism day in every way yet it’s not trending

[stolen-stardust]

[spr0utsies]

[kkshowtunes]

google citing ao3 as a source is so unhinged

[maxxxines]

BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

[giraffenamjoon]

lightweight (seungcheol x f!reader)

summary: it’s your annual vacation with your closest friends and this time the beach house only has one spare bed.  and choi seungcheol is already in it.

pairings: seungcheol x reader, joshua x ofc, mingyu x wonwoo, jihoon x soonyoung

word count: 35k

tags/warnings: only one bed, friends (idiots) to lovers, mutual pining, jealousy, brief creepy beach dude encounter, more beach activities than you can shake sand at, protective seungcheol, humor, romance, fingering, protected sex, making out, masturbation, alcohol use (and subsequent hangovers), indulgent beach descriptions, incessant banter, DID I SAY PINING ALREADY????

read on AO3: lightweight

I love this fic so much and have spent the last 8-ish months working on it, so comments and reblogs are SUPER cherished and appreciated. 💕

[sillyshadow]

well, you are the one that lies close to me

whispers “hello, i’ve missed you quite terribly”

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

So, you're single now? That's great. There is nothing wrong with being single. Being single is not a condition that needs to be"fixing", and there are many people who are happy on their own. In fact, trying to "fix" someone being single is a felony, and gets you registered as a sex offender. So, I think that you're fine the way you are. Oh, and don't tell the others this, but you're eligible for recruitment into the Aromantic Army, just ask any aromantic blog about it and they should understand. Have a great day!

yes I do know all of this, but the reminder does help I guess? that was a bit of an intense way to put it tho lol, but thank you.

and in fact I am already apart of such an army, and I actually am the owner of one such blog lol

[n4391]

Party time in 2.1 😼✨

Good luck pulling Acheron!

[chrisrin]

re-discovered an old homeschool project i did with my mom when i was 10 years old where we wrote a full on 3-act story script for the second season of my littlest pet shop series "Sun Pack" aka warrior cats but with wolves.

i re-read it and it actually genuinely fucks still. here are some guys from it <3

[mov24]

This white man is trustworthy in the kitchen