#*YOU* SIR SHUT THE FUCK UP

[grandwretch]

been thinking a lot about those hcs about steve bullying eddie and i'm pretty sure the math just does not check out on any level

like okay so first of all, steve absolutely would not be bullying someone older than him in his freshman and sophomore years, especially because in the way puberty hits teen boys, there is no way eddie wasn't probably taller and bigger than him in those years.

and like, yeah, he was more of an asshole in his junior year, but he was only a junior for four months before the demogorgon. so that means that everything you want steve to be responsible for vis a vis eddie's trauma has to be within that four months.

it's especially egregious when the only person we actually see steve bully is jonathan, who is a sophomore at the time. a sophomore who kicked steve's ass, btw. which probably means steve wasn't physically bullying seniors and escaping unscathed.

also it seems to be an equally popular trope that steve bullied gareth and gareth hates steve the most out of all eddie's friends, which is like... okay, gareth is, i think, a junior at the time of s4? which means he would have been a freshman in steve's junior year. which, yeah, sets him in steve's prime bullying demographic, but can i just remind everyone that steve wasn't even with that crowd for his entire first semester of junior year?

it seems incredibly unlikely that gareth got bullied by steve personally in fall '83 and then held on to that grudge for the rest of high school, especially after seeing firsthand steve's fall from popularity and then spending almost a whole year in school without him.

[torifuckingspring]

i think tagging your own posts #funny is the equivalent of telling yourself bless you after you sneeze. btw

[jtownraindancer]

missing my second favourite revolutionary spy played by burn gorman tonight 🇬🇧

[thetriggeredhappy]

I HAVE NOW 100%’ed STARDEW VALLEY

THREE TIMES.

[yourlocalegotisticalqueerishere]

Shemar Moore is such a fucking good actor

[sovonight]

i've now signed myself up for seven pages but it'll all be worth it when i can add them neatly to the xadri masterpost

[bleaksqueak]

I've got Dashboard Unfucker installed so my tumblr experience remains Cozy, but there's always that split second where that god awful twitter cosplay loads first and I have a small heart attack thinking I'm on the wrong site.

[ronnyraygun]

He has very large…assets…

[Credit and Original Under Cut]

Original by: @sibi2028

[lilyharvord]

I need people to understand that my hyperfixation ships are limited to one thing: a man who is usually in full control of himself meeting 1 woman and losing complete and utter control over absolutely everything he does.

I just like to watch when they go full feral for a woman who could literally chew them up and spit them out, but choses to let them stick around because I don't know, it's nice to have someone carrying their bag or whatever.

[ikilledamanforthisurl]

i hope tottmnt puts heart back into the inevitable Meet Casey Jones episode that's honestly all i can ask of any tmnt project

[ma-douce-souffrance]

friendly neighbourhood nri mama crying live from germany:(

[bobcat-pie]

ok Sir Wearing-a-neck-tie-like-a-bow

[wastingawayinmyroom]

also apparently canonically Sirius never set Snape up for “The Prank” he just confirmed his suspicions and Snape went out on his own. I don’t think Remus was even that mad at Sirius for it.

yeah remus pretty much forgave him later but ngl if i was moony i would be royally pissed

am i unfair for that? yes. do i care? no.

[badolmen]

Incredibly frustrated by how condescendingly jaded my uncle can be but I’m being so brave about it <- not blowing him up with my mind even though I want to

[torybrennan]

people who watch tiktoks out loud in public i am hitting you repeatedly with very large hammers in my mind

[mittenhater]

this scene is a comedy to me