#*announcer voice*

[misnis]

happy pride everyone

[flamboyant-and-powerful]

Father (Not Once)

Can you hear me? I know I don't talk to you. I know you don't want to talk to me. But I wish you would say something. Anything? Anything at all. Please. Just a sign. Something to tell me i'm doing the right thing? You never were there when I needed you, you know. You were never very kind. You never showed up. You never said a single nice thing. Not once. You always had something negative to say. I'm a wreck; An abomination. How could you have made something so foul? I don't know why you continue on like this.

Did you ever think about how it would make me feel? Did you ever once think of the child you once knew The thing that was full of joy and creativity and life Replaced by this hollow shell? Did you ever think of that kid, When you broke it? I am in it's place You think it is dead It is not It is in me Right where you left it When you shattered it's soul. My soul. Mine. I protect myself from you because you were never gentle, never giving, never providing, Not once, Not ever, not in kind, you never came to my defense, you never helped me. never. not one thing. Not once. You are dead to me, do you hear me? God, do you hear me? Can you hear me shouting? Of course you can't, you never did, you never will. Not once, father. Not once.

[tuesdayswithlbe]

One Duck

[yanderequeensmackdown]

Welcome to Round 1 of the Yandere Queen Smackdown! Matchups and links below the cut.

Left Side:

Yukako Yamagashi vs. Oswald Cobblepot Winner: Yukako Yamagashi

Yukari Minamida vs. Katsume Winner: Katsume

Himiko Toga vs. Dr. Starline Winner: Dr. Starline

.GIFfany vs. Anna Nishikinomiya Winner: .GIFfany

Monika vs. The Phantom Winner: Monika

Fumio Kirisaki vs. Sierra Winner: Sierra

Sukone Tei vs. Mika Harima Winner: Sukone Tei

Makoto Teruhashi vs. Teru Mikami Winner: Teru Mikami

Right Side:

Ren Yamai vs. Yandere-Chan Winner: Yandere-Chan

Sone Miyuki vs. Tharja Winner: Tharja

Panini vs. Akane Hiyama Winner: Panini

Satou Matsuzaka vs. Akito Sohma Winner: Akito Sohma

Mikoto Takashiki vs. Cia Winner: Mikoto Takashiki

Yuno Gasai vs. Yuri Winner: Yuri

[elizabeths-dumbassery]

[audriandae]

*announcer voice* Hello hello hello, and welcome to "i dont even know what i'm doing" by audriandae, I am your host, audriandae, pronouns they/them, and I would like to share about one of my favorite living creatures; frogs.

This here is a fine specimen of a frog, drawn by yours truly (also available on instagram)

Much sit very blue immaculate shine

(disclaimer, the above art was made in 2021 and therefore is flawed)

Next up, another fine frog. This image may look familiar as it is in fact in my profile (shook)

(this art was made in 2022)

This is a very distinguished fella, but as you can see, there are no thoughts behind those eyes.

Finally, we have a slightly less distinguished fella but still a fella...

(This art was also made in 2022)

If it fits he sits, and by golly does he sit. I just want to squish his toe beans. My goodness.

Unfortunately, that's all the time we have for today... but wait, I've just received word that there is another frog! Wait what do you mean frog with a "ph"? Phrog?

Cap'n... I don't know how to tell you this. That's a whole ass dinosaur plush. Hello? Captain? ... The dino's name is... Phrog? Because he's green? What sort of- ... Alright then. You heard it here first folks, the artist has a dinosaur stuffed toy by the name of "Phrog". Pronounced like "frog". Spelt like "Phrog".

Tune in next time for one of two options, hands or tieflings. Possibly both in quick succession (or as long as it takes to type out a funny post). Hope you have a wonderful day, I have been your host audriandae, I will see you next time on "i dont even know what i'm doing"

[divinegrump]

dO yoU wAnT aLL yOUr sNaCKs oN tHe fLoOr? tRy hAviNG kiDs!

[secondbeatsongs]

do you think the national dog show announcers ever explored each other's bodies

[apprentice-s]

what a hit!

[felassan]

IMPENDING REVEALS of the Voice Actors of Neve, Lucanis, and Emmrich

[misnis]

WE BACK

[gauntletqueen]

@professionalchaoticdumbass (original post)

[jame7t]

first time ive ever had a dream of a streamer. out of my head NOW.

what do i even appear like in your guy's dreams. I've used facecam a handful of times but im either distorted or purple

[yanderequeensmackdown]

Welcome to the Yandere Queen Smackdown!

Tumblr's poll madness has infected me and i havent seen one devoted to yanderes yet, so here we are.

inspired by including but not limited to @nonbiney-swag-competition, @autismswagsummit, and @aroaceswagcompetition

Before the form link, some rules:

No real people! At all! This is a fictional criminals only space.

They have to be an actual yandere for me to accept them, not just a killer with a love interest.

I reserve the right to toss out any nominations that either don't fit the bill or make me uncomfortable (I doubt there will be that many, but I'm covering this now to avoid controversy and misunderstanding later).

Be nice! This is silly tumblr poll time!

There will eventually be a time limit on when the form will close, but idk how many people will see this so i won't set an endtime just yet.

[ihatebrainstorm]

I’ve been thinking about him a lot lately…

…and I desire to see him sad.

(One angsty Pharma doodle, please)

How dare you make me draw the sad pharmaceutical owl in a public space 😭 /j

[barbarianprncess]

a missing scene from the quest featuring grover parenting, percy drooling, and annabeth contemplating.